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Moment of bliss

(so as much I'd like to make a whiteknight series I ain't the greatest when it comes to ideas, maybe I am just a Lancaster shipper at heart plus I'm batshit terrified of messing up characterization)

Regardless, enjoy rat bastards.

WARNING: mentions and showing of alcohol. If you got a problem with that skip this.

Also I am VERY bad at writing .

Jaune felt a lump in his throat as he was mentally shitting himself silly as he stood infront of a large apartment, the temporary home of one icy heiress or as she was actually named. Weiss schnee.

Jaune tried to calm himself down as he was thinking to himself.

Jaune: come on jaune, you were in a war with a immortal being surely a little date shouldn't be freaking you out.

Jaune: oh but what if I mess up and shes still holding a grudge against me for everything I did in beacon? Oh gods what if there's karaoke and she thinks I picked it because I wanted to sing-

"ENOUGH". That word rang through head as he took a deep breath and exhaled.

Jaune: get ahold of yourself. You got this. Just knock and ask her out. It's not like she's gonna freeze you as soon you ask. Hopefully not... Maybe..

Jaune raised his hand and was about to knock on the door before the door opened as one ice queen was standing in front of him as she frowned as she was on the scroll with someone.

Weiss: i keep telling you, I don't care if this could help with raising the SDC up, im not going to take that deal. Now please stop calling me.

Weiss hung up as she seemed pissed before finally noticing jaune.

Weiss: oh. Uh hello jaune, I was just coming out to get some air, what did you need?

Jaune just looked at her as he seemed a tad worried.

Jaune: business troubles?

Weiss just sighed before nodding as she put her scroll away.

Weiss: one of my father's old business partners are trying to stay a part of the board of executives and tried to suggest we partner with some rival company, galaw dust manufacturing I think was its name. Regardless, once again, what do you need?

Jaune: oh well I wanted to know if you wanted to hangout with me and ruby at the hall of huntsmen.

Jaune: liar. Just say the damn truth, don't wrap more of your friends up in the potential humiliation

Weiss looked at him before sighing. She looked away before shaking her head and redirecting her gaze.

Weiss: apologies jaune but I'll have to decline. I think I've had my fair share of ruby fangirling over the huntsmen and huntresses of old.

Jaune: oh. Ok well I'll see you around then.

Jaune turned and began walking away before Weiss spoke

Weiss: very well, and jaune. Your terrible at lying.

Jaune stopped in his tracks as his face went pale before looking at a smug Weiss.

Weiss: I've been around fake faces throughout my childhood, I can tell when someone lies to me. I have some coffee brewing if your interested.

Jaunes brain was still processing the fact that Weiss called out him on his very bad lie. Until the rest of what she said hit him as his face was redder than Ruby's cloak with a stupid smile plastered his face.

Jaune: welp. Might not got a date but we still get to hang out with her.

We cut to a cup of coffee with the schnee family crest on it, with jaune looking in aw.

Jaune: how did a coffee brewer make this? I'm used to the basic settings for designs.

Weiss: it didn't, I did. Besides it's a simple design.

Jaune: wait, when did you learn to make coffee?

Weiss: turns out, Blake is an incredible barista, though considering how long she reads her... Filth I'm not surprised she makes coffee.

Jaune: oh. That's neat, and thinking about it, it makes sense, also wait did you just say Blake reads po-

Weiss: POINT is, yes I can make coffee, so don't act like it's a miracle.

Jaune: right yeah, sorry.

Weiss: now, onto a lighter subject, I have a game for both of us, however it does involve alcohol so if we do play you'll be here for night. For obvious reasons.

Jaune: understood snow angel. Whats the game?

Weiss: two truths, one lie. With the new rule of if whoever spot 10 lies in a row the loser has to tell an embarrassing secret that they would normally take to their grave. Make sense?

Jaune nodded as Weiss smirked, she got up and soon came with a bottle of whiskey and wine as well as with two shot glasses.

Weiss: one last thing. If one of us gets it wrong, we have to take a shot so pick your poison jaune.

Jaune nodded before taking a long look. Before eventually grabbing the whiskey bottle and shaking it a bit. Weiss just nodded and pushed the wine aside.

Weiss: round one. I'll start easy. I never had a pet, I had a ton of stuffed animals, and I hated my brother for being a suckup.

Jaune: uh the second one.

Weiss nodded as jaune smiled.

Jaune: now my turn. I'll increase the difficulty a little. I wanted to fight Neptune when I first saw him. I faked my transcripts and I sniffed my pet dog Shelby's ass once.

Weiss thought about it for a few moments as she seemed to find her answer as she seemed confident in it.

Weiss: you may have been a dolt but theres no way you faked your transcripts.

Jaune nervously chuckled at that before clearing his throat.

Jaune: I... Did fake my transcripts.

Weiss went quiet before her eye twitched.

Weiss: you mean. You faked your transcripts to get into beacon, w-why?!

Jaune: i never got any training from my dad and wasn't allowed to go to any combat schools, so I never got a letter of recommendation or the chance to actually get an authentic transcript. So I uh.. faked mine.

Weiss went quiet again as she simply poured herself a glass. As she looked at him.

Weiss: are you sure you faked your transcripts and you aren't just lying to yourself?

Jaune: I'm sure Weiss.

Weiss:so what was the lie?

jaune: I did have a dog named Shelby, but I never once sniffed her ass.

Weiss:... I can't believe I had enough faith that you were trained

Weiss takes a swig before placing down the glass as her face had a tinge of pink.

Weiss: m-my turn. I can hold my liquor more than my mother. I thought Neptune was the ideal guy for awhile and Im Really sexually repressed, like if I could i'd try every position and understandable kink, atleast once.

Jaune: as much as I wish the last one is a lie, your already blushing after oneshot. Your a lightweight Weiss.

Weiss:... I hate this game now.

Jaune: you suggested it. Here if you want I can get the next one wrong on purp-

Weiss: don't even FINISH that thought. If we're doing this... We're playing fair... Even if its BULLSHIT how you already have TWO in a ROW.

Jaune just nodded and chuckled softly at the heiress's aggravation.

Jaune: ok. My turn. I met ruby after you and her had the... Incident, yang for some reason was my wing woman during beacon, and i could beat pyrrha in a arm wrestling contest.

Weiss just looked at him and narrowed her eyes.

Weiss: no way on the gods green grass you could beat pyrrha at arm wrestling.

Jaune: yep. Anytime we did she'd always win.

Weiss: figured. No offense but during beacon you were a noodle compared to the rest of us

Jaune: no offense taken. I definitely was a noodle during beacon. Though technically I still am

Weiss: not really. You have gotten a lot more definition to your body.

There was a small pause as Weiss went red as she looked away.

Weiss: f-from the surface level atleast.

Jaune smiled softly and the night continued on as the two would talk and drink. Enjoying this moment of bliss. Who knows what fate will have for them but whatever comes.. these moments will always be priceless.

Ofcourse theres also you dear reader, what might you find in looking into this single night? That depends on what you want to see.

(feel free to continue on with this. It's always nice seeing others interpretation)

(the following is just straight up smut so please don't continue reading)

Jaune couldn't exactly pin down what happened in his head after those five simple words. But now hes here pounding weiss like a dog in a rut as weiss moaned out his name.

(gentlemen this is the rare time I go against my rule of wanting to make jaune tender and it is because of one of thing. Weiss is a fuckin bottom)

"want to play a game?"

Weiss: j-jaune~ don't stop~ d-destroy me~

Jaune knew that this was wrong, he was fucking one of his friends who was ABSOLUTELY drunk but he felt this urge just to pound the heiress into the sheets and so far the face she had on her was definitely making jaune more turned on. He face was contorted into a wide open-mouthed smile as she panted heavily, as her pupils were hearts at this point as she continued moaning out his name.

Jaune kept pounding as he smacked her ass hard with her moaning louder as her tongue stuck out a she continued to pant heavily.

Jaune: f-fuck, so tight~

Weiss: good to k-know you like my insides~

Jaune went harder as Weiss moaned more and more as she could feel her mind slipping. Jaune continued the assault on her cunt as he sped up with him delivering another powerful SLAP to her ass with another loud moan escaping Weiss.

Jaune had no doubt everyone could hear the things he was doing to Weiss, the sound of sweat soaked flesh pounding against one another, the begging for more of the lust driven abuse, and the gutteral MOANS that escaped the once Nobel and prestigious heiress known as Weiss schnee's mouth as jaune reshaped her insides to fit his dick.

Jaune: Weiss, I pray you don't remember this.. i pray this is just a wet dream

Jaune would keep going as weiss' face showed that she was in all sense of word, "broken" her eyes were rolled to the back of her skull, her mouth was wide open as she was speaking gibberish as tongue hung out, her face was red from her forehead down to her eyes as jaune soon felt his dick THROB, signifying he was about to climax. He kept going as he reached out before grabbing the heiress by the hair and tugged on it causing her head to be forced upwards as she soon felt him go DEEP and began emptying his GALLONS of seed as Weiss let out one last moan.

Weiss: JAUNE~

Jaune could barely remember after that as he and Weiss flopped on top of the bed as Jaune panted heavily as he saw Weiss look at him before hugging him as he last thing he heard before falling asleep was-

Weiss: I love you~

(end?)

Weiss: So listen *hic* I’m somewhere between fuck you and I’d let you fuck me.

Jaune: Did Yang spike the eggnog?

Jaune: *looks around for Yang*

Weiss: Don’t change the subject. Eyes on me please. Thank you.

Weiss: *Cups his cheek and makes him look at her*

Weiss: There. Now that’s better for everyone involved.

Jaune: What has gotten into you?

Weiss: Not sure. Have you always had such pretty eyes?

Jaune: Last time I checked. Don’t start flirting with me Weiss. I will catch feelings and you won’t.

Weiss: *pouts* I wouldn’t *hic* be so sure about that. What makes you think I won’t catch feelings.

Jaune: General rule of thumb for me and women.

Weiss: Maybe I feel like breaking the rules.

Jaune: I didn’t have you pegged as the naughty type. More of a stickler for the rules.

Weiss: Maybe tonight I’m feeling naughty. Who could say?

Jaune: It sounds like you could.

Weiss: Then where would be the fun for you? Do you like mysteries? Want to play a *hic* game?

Brave

(I think I'm gonna phase out of my previous style and go into my normal writing style but I want yall to decide so ill put the poll in the end of this fic. Also merry Christmas everyone)

To say Weiss was incredible was a major understatement, atleast for one jaune arc. Despite the constant flash freezing she does to him he keeps trying... She didn't enjoy the constant attempts. She wouldn't nor shouldnt allow him to get to her, knowing her luck it's probably a facade. The moment he has her is the moment she gets trapped again.

Trapped like her own home was.

Trapped, Locked away and only released so others may gloat they were in her presence.

Trapped, and suffering.

But yet today, on the start of Christmas break no less. It was different. Her team, was out either with family or spending time with the other two.

Meanwhile Weiss? Weiss was in the library bored as looked for a nice book to read before stopping on... A children's book? A book made for children amongst the arsenal detailing the history of huntsman and huntresses. This... Intrigued Weiss, she grabbed it and pulled it out and read the title "the brave dragon"... Strange.

She decided to take it to the back of the library and began to read.

"a long, long time ago. A dragon who's heart was as beautiful as a diamond soon had it be frozen by the king of dragons. The once elegant and courageous dragon turned to isolation and bitterness. The humans that ones befriended it turned to its enemies with the dragon destroying it with its icy flame. The beautiful land and help cultivated was now A reduced to nothing but white hot ash. And so that dragon stayed alone and bitter. Until one day, a knight arrived to find this dragon, to require it's help, as the Greatest warrior of the knights home was gone, so the knight came to it and begged only to receive nothing but refusal and the dragons fury. Eventually the knight left causing a growing emptiness in the dragons frozen heart. Eventually the dragon would fly to the knight as it saw the knight fighting a giant bird that terrorized the people. With the bird striking the knight gravely wounding him and as the bird was about to strike the dragon would stand in its way as its heart was engulfed with flame as it forced the beast to return to its flock as unbeknownst to the dragon, it's cold heart had finally been allowed to melt. Soon after days of worrying the knight was able to finally return and thank the dragon for its bravery."

And the story ended there as Weiss was a tad annoyed for some reason. She didn't know why but something about the fact the story ended abruptly just... It bugged her. Weiss would sigh as she got back and put the book away as she noticed someone else coming through the library.. someone that should probably not be at school during the break.

One jaune arc was looking at the books in the shelves as he seemed indecisive as Weiss watch out of morbid curiosity before hearing another pair of footsteps as cardin and the rest of his flock entered and were chatting about something related to "putting fanaus bitches in their place" or whatever braindead idea they had.. which was somewhat ironic as one of the members, lark had shown attraction to a faunus. Regardless Weiss paid no more mind than what they deserved as her curiosity was now on jaune as he grabbed a book about the history of huntsmen fighting styles as he was walking toward the exit before being met with cardin.

"hey there jaune-jaune, how's your back feeling?" Cardin spoke as he had a smug look on his face as jaune just grumbled. "L-look cardin I don't have time for you and your crows, now may I please pass through?" Jaune spoke as he attempted to keep his voice steady as he tried to squeeze through before cardin put a hand on jaunes shoulder as cardin leaned close to his ear. "I dont think i feel like it. Besides.. I wanna use my favorite punching bag." Cardin spoke softly as jaunes face went pale, Weiss watched on expecting to see pyrrha show up to tell them to knock it off but so far.. nothing. Jaune stepped back and raised his fists as weiss raised an eyebrow as she didn't hear what cardin said but whatever it was jaune was preparing to fight.

"I'm not doing this cardin. I-im done with you." Jaune spoke as cardin just smiled before punching him in the gut as jaune opened his mouth shout in pain but nothing escaped his mouth.

Cardin then proceeded to grab him by his hair and kick him in the face as jaune stumbled back into a book shelf.

Weiss felt a pit in her stomach as she balled up her hands into a fist as something in her wanted to just grab Cardin and shove him into the ground. Weiss didn't know why she felt like this.. but she needed to keep her cool and wait for pyr-

"no invincible girl save you from this jauney-boy." Cardin taunted as he grabbed jaune by his shirt but before anything else could happen Cardin was flash frozen in a block of ice as his goons and jaune looked to see Weiss pointing myrtenaster at cardin as she had a scowl on her face.

"sometimes pyrrha, I worry your care for the dolt is rubbing off on me" Weiss thought to herself as she lowered myrtenaster. "Your boss will unfreeze soon. I advise you take him to your dorm and make sure he releases that dolt." Weiss spoke calmly as his goons nodded and picked up their frozen leader as he released jaune before they ran off. Leaving a confused jaune as he adjusted his posture as he stared at Weiss as he was about to say something.

"don't.. I shouldn't need to do your job of defending yourself." Weiss interrupted as her voice was cold with her turning away and walking out before arriving at her dorm as her face was red.

"dolt!"

Weiss laid in her bed as she grumbled to herself before a door opens as jaune steps in. He had the same dorky smile he always greeted her with as Weiss smiled back at him.

Weiss: jaune, how was your parenting class today?

Jaune: it was... Interesting

Weiss: how so?

Jaune: well... The others there were REALLY friendly for some reason. One even tried to give me her number.

Weiss could hear in her own mind a CRACK as her eye twitched.

Weiss: excuse me, one did what again?

Jaune: one gave me her number and... Ok now I realize what they were actually doing.

Weiss: jaune... When I get out of this hospital you, Wryan and me are going to be living Vale... Because I'm about to murder some whores

Jaune: uh snow angel maybe you shouldn't-

Weiss: arc. I've made up my mind

Jaune immediately shut up as he nodded. He knew all to well if she used his last name she was not happy... But for some reason seeing her being protective of him, Made his heart skip a beat.

Gods he loved this woman.

A Lamb Among Hyenas

Jaune: *Entering Parenting class and smiles at some single moms* Hi!

Mom 1: You're new~ What's ya name?

Jaune: Oh, I'm Jaune, and I, uh, got a baby girl,

Mom 1: Welcome, this is a safe space

Jaune: *Smiles and nods* Thank you

Mom 2: Totally! Does... your wife work? Or...?

Jaune: Oh no, we're uh, not married right-

Mom 1: Good

Jaune: ... Uh, she' still in the hospital-

Mom 2: Oh I'm so sorry! What happened?

Jaune: C-Section, There was some complications

Mom 1: hopes she makes it

Jaune: Yeah... she's at the ICU, she's getting better

Mom 1: Poor thing- Can I bring you dinner?

Jaune: ... No... thnak you though, that's very nice...

Mom 1: You sure~?

Jaune: Yeah

Mom 2: You don't want that dinner *Glares at Mom 1* Woman can't warm up a hot pocket, I'll give you my number in case you need, Anything~! What's your number?

Mom 1: My number is I like Anal

Jaune: *Stunned* AYE! WHOA!

(How does your ship react?)

I think the reason I connect to Jaune of all characters is because I can relate to the feeling of inadequacy. Ofcourse the character isn't perfect and I get why people just don't like him but I can't agree. Ofcourse that's just a shitty opinion and of course obviously my opinions are garbage. Any way my glazing aside-

Ok I know normally this is a really small (even compared to the shitposts) Rwby shipping post buuut-

A chat

Setting: jaune is currently helping Weiss move into her temporary apartment.

Jaune: hey Weiss?

Weiss turned to look at jaune as she hummed. She held a box in her hands before setting it down a stack of boxes.

Weiss: hmm?

Jaune: if you were sent back in time and put in our beacon, would you still.. you know dislike me during that time?

Weiss: well depends, would it just be me or would all of us be sent back?

Jaune: just you.

Weiss: hmm.. well id certainly still be annoyed with you. But I wouldnt be.. as harsh as my younger self. I would tell you to stop flirting and just try being friendly with me and then see how that goes.

Jaune: huh.. alright then. anything else outside of me?

Weiss: well this ones obvious, tell pyrrha to ask you out. Atleast then I wouldn't be annoyed. And apologize to Blake profusely for a lot of the things I said.. and ofcourse make sure to check in on ruby.

The room went quiet as jaune simply nodded.

Jaune: so-

Weiss: jaune, since you did ask that I think It's only fair that I ask you a question.

Jaune: huh, that seems fair. Fire away.

Weiss turned around fully to face him.

Weiss: if you went back in time.. what would you do?

Jaune: let's see, I would try harder in my classes, I'd have enough with Cardin's bullshit a lot earlier.. and I'd be honest with my team and you guys.. outside of that I'd stop flirting with you.. I got a lot of things I wish I could fix.

Weiss: but obviously.. what's happened, has happened.

Jaune: no going back.

Weiss: speaking of no going back, since we've finished up for today I say we go visit Ruby.

Jaune: alright then, you sure I should come with? It's.. been awhile since me and her actually talked.

Weiss: I think it do you both good.

Jaune just simply nodded as he amd Weiss soon walked out the front door but not before-

Jaune: hey Weiss.. thanks for putting up with me

Weiss: your welcome.. and your not that annoying anymore. Besides, outside of that, your a good friend.

END

When I check to see the reblogs I better see "WE ARE SO BACK" (kidding obviously I'm not that good at writing fics)

..you mothafuckers-

Loss..

This.. this ends @spahhzy and @epic-arc I SHALL GO BEYOND! I SHALL GO FUCKED UP.

enjoy this "whiteknight" post.

Weiss: jaune I'm home.

Weiss walked into her home holding groceries, as she smelled the familiar scent of rot. As Weiss heard jaunes voice.

'jaune': I'm on the couch. How was work?

Weiss: It was good. Ruby decided to talk to me, something about how I'm going too far with something.

'jaune': maybe she's just mad you didn't make it to the get together.

Weiss put down the groceries and walked into the living room. Looking at her husband, his pale skin and deteriorating hair. His clothes freshly cleaned as he looked stunning to her... As he always did.

Weiss: perhaps.. she really should stop being childish.

'jaune': you said it.

Weiss sat beside her husband as she held him close, putting her head on his chest as she could hear his "heartbeat" through the wound that came from Cinder' spear.

Weiss would still have her smile as tears started flooding from her eyes.

Weiss: I love you.. my knight.

Weiss was happy.. she should be.. that's how he would want her to be.

Cute.. but utterly fruitless.

If we are going child for child it's time-

DOMAINS EXPANSION:

SELF EMBODIMENT OF A TRUE BLACKGUARD SHIPPER

''Mutal Love''

Jaune would get home and go to his room and see Weiss sleeping which would make him smile and then he would go to his son and daughter's room and lean on the crib leaving his hand close to his babies.

Jaune: I hope I can be a good father to you two…

When Jaune would say that he would be hugged from behind and saw that it was Weiss with a calm and slightly serious expression on her face.

Weiss: How many times will I have to repeat to you that you will be a good father..

Jaune turned around hugging Weiss too and would caress her face and take the opportunity to kiss her on the forehead which would form a comfortable smile on her face.

Jaune: hehe I know you've repeated this several times but I keep remembering what happened with Lewis and Alyx..

Jaune would say that and have a sad expression on his face and Weiss would notice by placing one of her hands on his face and with a warm and comfortable smile.

Weiss: Jaune, what happened to alyx and lewis wasn't your fault, alyx was just a scared child who preferred to follow her fear but look on the bright side you were a great figure for lewis who made you be marked as one of the best hunters in the history of remmant heh.

Weiss would pull Jaune for a kiss and he would kiss back and after a few minutes the two would look at their babies and a smile forms on Jaune's face with some tears of joy.

Jaune: I promise we will be the best parents in the world.

Weiss: And I always believe in your promises.

Jaune would place his hand on the crib and see his son holding his finger, forming a small smile on the baby's face.

@spahhzy @infoglitch

Domain Expansion: WHITE KNIGHT LOVE

Jaune: You're a carpenter's dream Weiss! Flat as a board and in need of a screw!

Weiss: At least I have more Brains than a 2-by-4 Unlike you!

Jaune: Those are some big words from someone who's shorter than a girl two years younger than her when she's in heels.

Weiss: I can make use of my height you, you unwieldy buffoon!

Jaune: I've got control!

Weiss: Prove it!

Jaune: *Kabedons Weiss* I'll prove it by letting go of that Control.

Weiss: *Defiant Staring* Then. Do. It.