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The Power of Friendship Bad Bitches

Ruby couldn’t believe how fast it all went wrong. Teams RW_Y and JNOR and Uncle Qrow were fighting Salem’s minions at Haven Academy when all of a sudden, the White Fang showed up ad started attacking them. The White Fang teamed with Salem’s minions and quickly overwhelmed them and now it looks like that they might lose.

Slowly losing hope, Ruby then gets an idea. Remembering a certain scene from an anime she used to watch, Ruby called out to her friend Jaune. “Jaune!”

Upon hearing his name called, Jaune turned his head towards her.

“If we win this, I-I- I’LL SIT ON YOUR FACE!!!” Ruby yelled for the whole world to hear, embarrassed as all hell.

Everyone turned towards Ruby in surprise, everyone who knew her especially. Jaune took just a moment to process her word before-

BOOM!!!

With an explosion of aura, Jaune got to work.

Before Cinder could react, she got a devastating shield bash to the face. In an instant, Cinder Fall much like her last name, fell unconscious.

Once again, the room was in shock.

Taking this moment to attack, Jaune launches himself at Hazel, determined to take him down.

Returning to their senses, Jaune’s allies regain their composure and strike the rest of Salem’s minions and the White Fang while they’re distracted. Within minutes the fight was over, with the hunters coming out on top. They did it, they won.

Once they had rounded up all of the ne’er-do-wells, Ruby approached Jaune.

“So, Jaune,” Ruby began, “About that promise…”

“Oh! Uuuh, you don’t have to Ruby,” Jaune expressed, thinking to himself how embarrassed Ruby must be after shouting such a thing.

“But, I must keep my promise, Rose’s word.” Ruby spoke, affirming her desire to uphold her commitment.

“Did you just-“ Jaune was cut off by Ruby who whisked him away with her semblance to somewhere private in Haven.

The two of them weren’t seen until the next day, looking particularly satisfied.

Ruby is at a restaurant with her team when she gets a phone call from Jaune and puts him on speaker.

Ruby: Hello?

Jaune: *Scared* I’m dead! I think I’m dead! Ooooh, time’s going by really really slow and my heart’s beating backwards!

Ruby: *Concerned* What makes you think your heart’s beating backwards?

Jaune: Well normally it goes good”Goop Boop”

and now it’s going “Boop Goop”!

Ruby: Anything else?

Jaune: Aaaaah! Aaaaaah! I can see sounds! I can hear colors! I forgot how to shit!

Ruby: Jaune, have you taken any illegal substances?

Jaune: No! I just ate a brownie that a drug addict gave me, but that ain’t got nothing to do with my emergency!

Ruby: *Exasperated* And what’s your emergency, Jaune?

Jaune: I measured my buttcrack 3 times and it was longer each time! I’m splitting into 2 people! Ooooooh! There’s like 17 more brownies on that plate. Imma finish em off and call you back! *Hangs up*

Yang: What the fuck!?

If it’s a girl, I like to think that Zoro would tell her that just because she’s a doesn’t mean she can’t kick some serious ass. He would make sure that all the people who doubted her just because she’s a girl are proved wrong. Zoro is her #1 supporter.

if luffy and zoro don't find a kid in a treasure chest and adopt it then what's the point

Leaked photo of Jaune’s Mom

palette swap of Salem ( the grimmified version) and jaune. I wanna see the dark knight boy

Salem Descendant truthers come get y’all food

I don’t really know how much this helps.

They are outside your house , your last saved anime pic is your reaction

We should make a new ao3 tag for Jaune:

#Let Jaune do crime

Toxic Jaune haters be luke😆

I haven’t accidentally killed myself yet!

Weiss: Brag about something you did in 2023.

Jaune: I didn't kill myself.

Ruby: I tried to kill myself.

Weiss: Alright edge lords.

Jaune: You're a carpenter's dream Weiss! Flat as a board and in need of a screw!

Weiss: At least I have more Brains than a 2-by-4 Unlike you!

Jaune: Those are some big words from someone who's shorter than a girl two years younger than her when she's in heels.

Weiss: I can make use of my height you, you unwieldy buffoon!

Jaune: I've got control!

Weiss: Prove it!

Jaune: *Kabedons Weiss* I'll prove it by letting go of that Control.

Weiss: *Defiant Staring* Then. Do. It.

Reblogging this so I can come find it whenever I want

aliens versus earth animals master post collection

 This is as many of these as I could find, special thank you to

@octaviathevictoriandragon

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giraffepoliceforce

I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.

They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.

Imagine coming to a hostile alien world and being attacked by a horde of creatures that can weigh up to 3 tons, run at 30 km/h (19 mph), and bite with a force of 8,100 newtons (1,800 lbf).By the time you realise that they can traverse water, it’s too late. The surviving members of your unit manage to make it back by shedding their excess gear and running for their lives; the slower ones were crushed to death within minutes.You later describe the creature to one of the humans you captured, wanting to know the name of the monstrosity that will haunt your nightmares for cycles to come.The human smiles as it speaks a single word, slowly and distinctly, in its barbaric tongue.“

Hippopotamus.”

Keep reading

We must persevere

I like to think that Ruby was lying at the time bit later finds put that she actually is, and that Jaune’s the dad.

@notmaplemable ’s post got me thinkin… how about the Tomska Tell Me Something I Don’t Know video please?

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Ruby: Hey, Yang… I, uh, I guess you already heard about Blake?

Yang: …Yup.

Ruby: And how she’s dating Sun.

Yang: …Yeah.

Ruby: And also Ilia.

Yang: …I know.

Ruby: And how they all-

Yang: I know!

Ruby: -had sex.

Yang: Why don’t you tell me something I don’t know?

Ruby: …The dot on a lower case i is called a tittle. And the dot on a lower case j is also called a tittle.

Yang: …I know that. Tell me something I don’t know!

Ruby: Uh, humans and bananas share 50% of the same DNA.

Yang: I know that, Ruby! Please! Tell me something I don’t know!

Ruby: You can swallow up to eight spiders in your sleep!

Yang: Tell me something I don’t know!

Ruby: A group of corgis is called a rowdy!

Yang: (Slaps Ruby) Tell me something I don’t know!

Ruby: Y-Yang, please!

Yang: TELL MEEEEEE!

Jaune: So... what are some of your strengths?

Winter: I fall in love easily.

Jaune: Okay... what are some of your weaknesses?

Winter: Those blue eyes of yours~.

Jaune: ...But you have blue eyes too, and they're really a lot prettier than mine.

Eichiro Oda, the creator of One Piece, actually stated that if Luffy were from a place on Earth, he would be from Brazil. This influenced the choice for the casting of Luffy’s LA actor as you can see.

Building something special

Roman: Ah, The Huntsman and… an alligator?

Jaune: Oh, sorry about that. *Places a fedora on the alligator*

Roman: Allen the Alligator!

Jaune: …

Weiss: …

Jaune: …

Weiss: Jaune…what is that?

Jaune: An alligator.

Weiss: …Where did you get an alligator?

Jaune: From Mistral.

Weiss: Ok…why?

Jaune: Well to train it to become my side kick. Me and Zwei aren’t on good terms right now.

Weiss: Jaune, you can’t train an alligator.

Jaune: Keep hating, I’m going to keep training my gator dumbass 💯

Sooooo… where can I get this?

Ok, but what about biker gangs?

So Jessie and James, what would you do if Julie expressed interest in joining an evil team?

“AFTER ALL WEVE DONE FOR YOU THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY US??? BY BECOMING… A HOODLUM”

“SHAME ON YOU”

“WE RAISED YOU BETTER THAN THIS”

“it was a joke”

“HOW COULD YOU STOOP THIS LOW”

“you… were in… team rocket… for years–”

“DONT SASS ME YOUNG LADY”

Let’s go. Just started my first nuzlocke, wish me luck. It’s on Pokemon Shield and my starter is Randall the sobble, Let’s see how I do.

Paper Pleaser: Bahu dores, bahu dores-

Jaune: NO! None of that! Shame on you!

Paper pleaser: Hello, violent savior, i have brought you bread, and fruit.

Jaune: I don't want your bread, or your fruit, but leave the basket

Paper pleaser: but violent savior,

Jaune: LEAVE THE BASKET!

Paper pleaser: *runs away* AAAAHHHH!

Jaune: *5 rounds later* I cannot find my way. I cannot go the distance.

Pyrrha: *Does Leg Lifts*

Pyrrha: *Downward Dog*

Pyrrha: *Doing Squats*

Jaune: Ren. Ren. I'm about to do something unwise.

Ren: Would you like me to stop you?

Jaune: No. I just wish it to be known I fought against my Arc Instinct as long as I could. *Walks over to Pyrrha and slaps her ass*

Pyrrha: *Stops* Jaune.

Jaune: Yes?

Pyrrha: Did you just slap my ass?

Jaune: I haven't moved my hand yet.

Pyrrha: ... I'm going to break you.

Jaune: Go right ahead.

Jaune: Your honor…League of Legends.

Ironwood: *Slams gavel* Death!

Ruby: it's okay officer. I was just playing league of legends

Clover: okay I heard enough, lethal force is authorized

Ruby: oh shit

Narrator: This is Jaune.

Jaune: Hi.

Narrator:This is Jaune’s girlfriend, Ruby.

Ruby: Hi.

Narrator: In a moment, Ruby will read Jaune’s internet browsing history.

Jaune: WhAt!?

I don’t know, uuuuuuuuuuuuh…

01001001 11100010 10000000 10011001 01101101 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110100 00100000 01100001 00100000 01100010 01101111 01110100 ?

Does that prove my innocence?

Prove you're not a bot. Say something a bot wouldn't say.

RWBY AU proposition. Jaune is from the Great War Era and fought in the war (he still has Crocea Mors) and is tasked by the King of Vale (Ozma) to escort the then fall maiden towards the City of Vale. However, a group under Salem ambush them using a portal created by the Relic of Creation to reach them. (In this AU, Salem and her followers were able to get their hands on the Relic of Creation during the chaos caused by the war) During the fight, Jaune is forced to mercy kill one of his friends who after having half of his body crushed by a rock by one of Salem’s followers just wants their suffering to end due to the pain. After killing his best friend, Jaune goes on to attack Salem’s followers before being pushed into a portal and landing in the Ever After. (Jaune’s platoon won by the way, and were able to save the fall maiden and recover the relic, but were unable to get Jaune from the Ever After) From there, everything that happened to Cannon Jaune happens to this Jaune. At the end of Volume 9 Jaune is sent to Modern Day Remnant with Team RWBY, where he joins them in the war against Salem. Much like Canon Jaune, this Jaune is de-aged to about 21-22. I don’t know what to call this AU, but tell me what you guys think.

I LOVE THIS!!! The more I look at it, the more I see. There’s the Robin’s BF on Franky’s left shoulder, the pictures on the mini fridge, Robin resting on the Ryunosuke plush, the Merry plush on the shelf, Robin’s cowboy hat, the pinwheel, and the net full of plushies that represent the crew. I fucking love this picture.

Slumber party at the Thousand Sunny!