Jaune Ships - Tumblr Posts

Weiss laid in her bed as she grumbled to herself before a door opens as jaune steps in. He had the same dorky smile he always greeted her with as Weiss smiled back at him.

Weiss: jaune, how was your parenting class today?

Jaune: it was... Interesting

Weiss: how so?

Jaune: well... The others there were REALLY friendly for some reason. One even tried to give me her number.

Weiss could hear in her own mind a CRACK as her eye twitched.

Weiss: excuse me, one did what again?

Jaune: one gave me her number and... Ok now I realize what they were actually doing.

Weiss: jaune... When I get out of this hospital you, Wryan and me are going to be living Vale... Because I'm about to murder some whores

Jaune: uh snow angel maybe you shouldn't-

Weiss: arc. I've made up my mind

Jaune immediately shut up as he nodded. He knew all to well if she used his last name she was not happy... But for some reason seeing her being protective of him, Made his heart skip a beat.

Gods he loved this woman.

A Lamb Among Hyenas

Jaune: *Entering Parenting class and smiles at some single moms* Hi!

Mom 1: You're new~ What's ya name?

Jaune: Oh, I'm Jaune, and I, uh, got a baby girl,

Mom 1: Welcome, this is a safe space

Jaune: *Smiles and nods* Thank you

Mom 2: Totally! Does... your wife work? Or...?

Jaune: Oh no, we're uh, not married right-

Mom 1: Good

Jaune: ... Uh, she' still in the hospital-

Mom 2: Oh I'm so sorry! What happened?

Jaune: C-Section, There was some complications

Mom 1: hopes she makes it

Jaune: Yeah... she's at the ICU, she's getting better

Mom 1: Poor thing- Can I bring you dinner?

Jaune: ... No... thnak you though, that's very nice...

Mom 1: You sure~?

Jaune: Yeah

Mom 2: You don't want that dinner *Glares at Mom 1* Woman can't warm up a hot pocket, I'll give you my number in case you need, Anything~! What's your number?

Mom 1: My number is I like Anal

Jaune: *Stunned* AYE! WHOA!

(How does your ship react?)