infoglitch - that one guy who doesn't know when to SHUT UP.
infoglitch
that one guy who doesn't know when to SHUT UP.

I write what I want, and what I want, is rwby because I am mentally unwell. but I cover it up by trying to be ✨ F U N N Y ✨

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infoglitch
4 weeks ago

Your story was quite a bizarre adventure

...are we talking Rwby fate or my own original works?

Or is this another mfing JOJO reference?

infoglitch
4 weeks ago

It's just a itty bitty baby. He so small but so fluffy. I will find one that bares his resemblance and I will name him Jorge, we will have soft shell tacos together, I'll make him into a purrito and then carry him around like an inf-

Oh wait shit this is my main blog...

Ahem.

Cute.


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infoglitch
4 weeks ago

I mean their not ALL bad... Right?

Like I don't get along with them but they can't all be raging assholes who just hate a ship and it's shippers because it isn't theirs.. right?

Right?

.. someone who's a white rose fan, at least say not all of y'all suck balls.

You'd get WR positive confessions if WR shippers weren't the most annoying pricks in the fandom.

You'd Get WR Positive Confessions If WR Shippers Weren't The Most Annoying Pricks In The Fandom.

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infoglitch
4 weeks ago

Your minions are seepy! Mine are wide awake! I've won! Now be smothered in fur!

It's just fuzzy boy look at him.

Look at my child!

It's Just Fuzzy Boy Look At Him.
It's Just Fuzzy Boy Look At Him.
It's Just Fuzzy Boy Look At Him.
It's Just Fuzzy Boy Look At Him.

He cute :)

infoglitch
1 month ago
Andrews Is Going To Go Through Absolute Hell Especially After His Mothers Death.

Andrews is going to go through absolute hell especially after his mothers death.

Because fate is a cruel woman. And he has been cursed by destruction

.. I really need to stop listening to epic because God damn my mind is bizarre.


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infoglitch
1 month ago

Fine then, if you oppose me, you oppose my arsenal. I call upon the beasts of others. BATS

Fine Then, If You Oppose Me, You Oppose My Arsenal. I Call Upon The Beasts Of Others. BATS
Fine Then, If You Oppose Me, You Oppose My Arsenal. I Call Upon The Beasts Of Others. BATS
Fine Then, If You Oppose Me, You Oppose My Arsenal. I Call Upon The Beasts Of Others. BATS

Behold the most adorable creatures imaginable! You have no power!

It's just fuzzy boy look at him.

Look at my child!

It's Just Fuzzy Boy Look At Him.
It's Just Fuzzy Boy Look At Him.
It's Just Fuzzy Boy Look At Him.
It's Just Fuzzy Boy Look At Him.

He cute :)

infoglitch
1 month ago

as a fellow jaune enthusiast, the reason i like him (and im confident in saying for other peeps as well) is simply hes an underdog. its a classic character, everyone loves an underdog is the saying. while early beacons writing had some hiccups (like not knowing aura, thats only festering with time) hes simple and sweet, hard to go wrong with this type of character. He wants to do the right thing, wants to improve, hes nice, and a dork. Plus his falsifying of transcripts actually does a lot to inject some extra spice of moral flexibility to an otherwise classic archetype. not only that, but with him not being cut out for this, and still being determined enough to try and chase their dream, gives him a solid foundation to work on. extra bits that arent huge but still relevant, his large family not wanting him to go this path further adds fuel to his determination

and the fact that hes got 7 sisters is comedy gold. I live for the fics where hunters are super specialized badasses, but the tradeaway is they are kinda terrible at just about everything else. its a nice counterbalance to him not knowing how to hunter like the others who presumably have been training for years. Ergo, here comes Jaune to save the day, he may not be able to kill a grimm but damn that boy can work a grill, do taxes and dance

I consider this a very mild take, but a good one. Jaune is definitely an underdog, and people can find that to be a character they root for.

However ofcourse Rwby is about team Rwby and unfortunately people aren't exactly here for the white boy. But that doesn't change the fact people still root for him.

But yeah that's all I got. Man can work a grill.


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infoglitch
1 month ago

I raise. Another fuzzy boy and a fluffy boy.

I Raise. Another Fuzzy Boy And A Fluffy Boy.
I Raise. Another Fuzzy Boy And A Fluffy Boy.

It's just fuzzy boy look at him.

Look at my child!

It's Just Fuzzy Boy Look At Him.
It's Just Fuzzy Boy Look At Him.
It's Just Fuzzy Boy Look At Him.
It's Just Fuzzy Boy Look At Him.

He cute :)

infoglitch
1 month ago

So I noticed you were writing a Rwby rewrite. And also the fact you made apparent it's a fan rewrite..

This isn't another fixing Rwby waiting to happen.. is it? Because I genuinely enjoy your writing but I just have a bad taste in my mouth after frwby.

Thats all.

I'm.. I'm genuinely smiling at the ask for some reason because for once in my fuckin life I get asked about something I'm dead set on doing.

As to answer your question.. look I don't watch frwby because I have a problem with the fact it's supposed to "fix" the show. The series is riddled with problems but it just feels kinda disingenuous to the show itself (and that means something because I criticize the shit out of this show).

But I can assure you this isn't trying to fix the show. If anything I'm just trying to stick close to cannon while also making certain changes I personally think work (or in the case of Adam, pure "fuck you I do what I want" energy.)

But to make it apparent, I criticize this show (or try to, considering I have as many braincells as times I've gotten laid.. aka zero) but the rewrite is more about showing how much i care about this show... And also to piss off literally every person in this fandom.

Rewrites don't have to be strictly "fixing" this show. Just showing respect and love for this show, while also trying to address this shows problems in a productive way. If you want to prove something. Put your money where your mouth is and DO IT.


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infoglitch
1 month ago
Big Eyed Silly Fella.

Big eyed silly fella.

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infoglitch
1 month ago

I mean it's better than Typhon pulling up for round 3 with MF Zeus.

Absolutely Captivated By This Very Specific Type Of Image
Absolutely Captivated By This Very Specific Type Of Image
Absolutely Captivated By This Very Specific Type Of Image
Absolutely Captivated By This Very Specific Type Of Image

Absolutely captivated by this very specific type of image


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infoglitch
1 month ago

I can't draw but God damn DEATH TO AI LOSERS!

The Pencils Breaking Into Smaller Pencils

The pencils breaking into smaller pencils

And why they treating word pencil like a slur. Reblog to scare ai losers away 🤭


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infoglitch
1 month ago

The monster of man.

Jaune sat there for what felt like.. hours. He cradled the young cinder fall. He stood up still holding her. As an idea came to him. He grabbed Crocea mors and sheathed it. He looked at the infant as he had a small smile on his face.

Jaune: maybe I can avert your fate.. and give you something better.. maybe I could do something.. drastic.. let's leave here, and get you somewhere safe.. somewhere you'll be given a good family.

Cinder couldn't remember anything of her real family. All she knew was that they left her with her current family. As she was getting dressed with her younger brother jaune.

Jaune: I still say you don't have to come with me.

Cinder: well I can't risk you doing something stupid.. especially if you're set on your path.

Jaune: well.. I can't exactly argue with that.

Jaune and Cinder looked at eachother. Jaune could tell the question his sister was asking in her eyes.

Jaune: I'm sure Cinder... I need to do this.

Cinder: need, or want to?

Jaune:.. need.

Cinder simply not as once they were dressed they set off to the bullhead. To beacon academy.

Just a man.

(look, I've been listening to epic: the musical and I can't stop thinking about adult jaune seeing a baby cinder and struggling on whether he should kill her or not. So you all have to suffer now.)

Jaune didn't know how, nor did he care. As he found himself in a room in front of a baby's crib as he saw her. A sleeping baby with burning amber eyes staring at him. The eyes Jaune grew to know, and despise.

He unsheathed crocea mors as he raised it above his head. Blade pointing down, ready to be blunged and end it.

Jaune took a deep breath as after a minute he dropped his sword as it hit the wooden floor. Jaune fell to his knees as he looked at the child. He knew what she would become but-

Jaune: I can't hurt you.. but I want to so badly..

Jaune looked at the baby as he carefully reached in, the infant grasping his finger as she giggled. Jaune almost smiled at the sound as he thought back to a brighter memory.

Jaune laid in bed as he held Ruby close with the red reaper clutching their 5 year old son.

Jaune: he's so.. peaceful, just years ago he was crying his head off.

Ruby: well it's not like a lot can't happen between being 9 months old to 5 years.. makes you remember how much time there is in life.

Jaune: yeah..

Jaune brought a hand towards their son as he combed it through his hair. It was pitch black, with red peppering it.

The young boy stirred slightly as he shoved his head in closer. With Jaune having a warm smile.

Jaune: he's going to be a great man.. I can already tell.

Ruby: well, his parents are two huntsmen sooo..

Jaune: id more say his parents are a novice huntsman and exceptional huntress but.. sure thing rubes.

Jaune stared at the infant before carefully picking her up and cradling her.

Jaune: I should.. I should hate you with every fiber of my being, every ounce of my soul.. but you.. I can't.. I know why I should.. you grow up into.. her. But you're just a girl, an innocent child.. you almost look like..

Jaune pressed against the wall before sliding down onto the floor, sitting. He crossed his legs and began stroking the infant's head.

Jaune couldn't tell if he was holding the woman whose neck he wanted to wrap his hands around and watch the light leave her eye.. or a daughter.

Jaune released a hick as tears began to roll down his cheeks. He released another hick before he began to sob.

Jaune: dear oum.. dear oum how could I hurt a daughter?..

The ending doesn't have to be set in stone, right?

@spahhzy @epic-arc get your asses over here, this war ain't over yet.


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infoglitch
1 month ago

It will still come.

Jaune stood up as he cradled the young fall maiden to be.

Jaune: maybe I can change you.. maybe I can make you a better person.. make you more than the person you were.

Jaune grabbed Crocea mors from the ground, before sheathing it was he grabbed the blanket from the crib. He wrapped it around cinder despite her already being covered in a blanket.

He began to walk out of the house, holding cinder in his arms. As the world went white.

Fifteen years later.

Jaune watched on in horror as his daughter stood in front of their burning home. Cinder stayed back at him with those same dead eyes he saw before.

Jaune: cinder.. what did you do?

Cinder: I did what I was supposed to.. I became the monster you wrote of..

Jaune: you.. you read my journal?!

Cinder: of course I did.. I was just thinking it was fiction but something.. clicked. Something I know all to well.

Jaune stayed silent as he looked down, anger boiling up but it wasn't directed at his daughter.. but himself.

Jaune couldn't even fight as he felt a sword struck him, ending his life.

Just a man.

(look, I've been listening to epic: the musical and I can't stop thinking about adult jaune seeing a baby cinder and struggling on whether he should kill her or not. So you all have to suffer now.)

Jaune didn't know how, nor did he care. As he found himself in a room in front of a baby's crib as he saw her. A sleeping baby with burning amber eyes staring at him. The eyes Jaune grew to know, and despise.

He unsheathed crocea mors as he raised it above his head. Blade pointing down, ready to be blunged and end it.

Jaune took a deep breath as after a minute he dropped his sword as it hit the wooden floor. Jaune fell to his knees as he looked at the child. He knew what she would become but-

Jaune: I can't hurt you.. but I want to so badly..

Jaune looked at the baby as he carefully reached in, the infant grasping his finger as she giggled. Jaune almost smiled at the sound as he thought back to a brighter memory.

Jaune laid in bed as he held Ruby close with the red reaper clutching their 5 year old son.

Jaune: he's so.. peaceful, just years ago he was crying his head off.

Ruby: well it's not like a lot can't happen between being 9 months old to 5 years.. makes you remember how much time there is in life.

Jaune: yeah..

Jaune brought a hand towards their son as he combed it through his hair. It was pitch black, with red peppering it.

The young boy stirred slightly as he shoved his head in closer. With Jaune having a warm smile.

Jaune: he's going to be a great man.. I can already tell.

Ruby: well, his parents are two huntsmen sooo..

Jaune: id more say his parents are a novice huntsman and exceptional huntress but.. sure thing rubes.

Jaune stared at the infant before carefully picking her up and cradling her.

Jaune: I should.. I should hate you with every fiber of my being, every ounce of my soul.. but you.. I can't.. I know why I should.. you grow up into.. her. But you're just a girl, an innocent child.. you almost look like..

Jaune pressed against the wall before sliding down onto the floor, sitting. He crossed his legs and began stroking the infant's head.

Jaune couldn't tell if he was holding the woman whose neck he wanted to wrap his hands around and watch the light leave her eye.. or a daughter.

Jaune released a hick as tears began to roll down his cheeks. He released another hick before he began to sob.

Jaune: dear oum.. dear oum how could I hurt a daughter?..

The ending doesn't have to be set in stone, right?

@spahhzy @epic-arc get your asses over here, this war ain't over yet.


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infoglitch
1 month ago

The Greater good.

Jaune looked at the infant as she held onto his finger with her small hands. Jaune looked back at his sword. It glinted in the moonlight as he knew what he had to do. He stood up holding the young girl.

Jaune: forgive me.. for I am just a man.

He placed the infant cinder back in the crib as he grabbed Crocea Mors. His eyes were dry of tears but they still demanded to keep weeping. He lifted the blade over his head. As he looked at the infant. He hesitated before he closed his eyes.

There was a loud crash as jaune now stood, his sword covered in blood. He fell to his knees as he avoided looking at the destroyed crib.. and the murdered infant.

Jaune:.. I.. I had to do it.. I needed to do it, to save my friends.

Jaune released another hick as he began to turn to dust. He fulfilled his mission.. he did it for the greater good.

Right?

Just a man.

(look, I've been listening to epic: the musical and I can't stop thinking about adult jaune seeing a baby cinder and struggling on whether he should kill her or not. So you all have to suffer now.)

Jaune didn't know how, nor did he care. As he found himself in a room in front of a baby's crib as he saw her. A sleeping baby with burning amber eyes staring at him. The eyes Jaune grew to know, and despise.

He unsheathed crocea mors as he raised it above his head. Blade pointing down, ready to be blunged and end it.

Jaune took a deep breath as after a minute he dropped his sword as it hit the wooden floor. Jaune fell to his knees as he looked at the child. He knew what she would become but-

Jaune: I can't hurt you.. but I want to so badly..

Jaune looked at the baby as he carefully reached in, the infant grasping his finger as she giggled. Jaune almost smiled at the sound as he thought back to a brighter memory.

Jaune laid in bed as he held Ruby close with the red reaper clutching their 5 year old son.

Jaune: he's so.. peaceful, just years ago he was crying his head off.

Ruby: well it's not like a lot can't happen between being 9 months old to 5 years.. makes you remember how much time there is in life.

Jaune: yeah..

Jaune brought a hand towards their son as he combed it through his hair. It was pitch black, with red peppering it.

The young boy stirred slightly as he shoved his head in closer. With Jaune having a warm smile.

Jaune: he's going to be a great man.. I can already tell.

Ruby: well, his parents are two huntsmen sooo..

Jaune: id more say his parents are a novice huntsman and exceptional huntress but.. sure thing rubes.

Jaune stared at the infant before carefully picking her up and cradling her.

Jaune: I should.. I should hate you with every fiber of my being, every ounce of my soul.. but you.. I can't.. I know why I should.. you grow up into.. her. But you're just a girl, an innocent child.. you almost look like..

Jaune pressed against the wall before sliding down onto the floor, sitting. He crossed his legs and began stroking the infant's head.

Jaune couldn't tell if he was holding the woman whose neck he wanted to wrap his hands around and watch the light leave her eye.. or a daughter.

Jaune released a hick as tears began to roll down his cheeks. He released another hick before he began to sob.

Jaune: dear oum.. dear oum how could I hurt a daughter?..

The ending doesn't have to be set in stone, right?

@spahhzy @epic-arc get your asses over here, this war ain't over yet.


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infoglitch
1 month ago

(i'm research anon) thank you for your answers! in fact, jaune is quite prominent in mlm content, and shipped with every guy available. it's just that it's easier to find fanfics than fanart. please support them by going through the m/m tag on AO3!

i'm doing research because the majority of male fans i know identify heavily with jaune while it's very rare to find male fans identifying with any other guy (with the exception of roman). that's super interesting to me because people identify easily with the girls, but not the guys. why is that? i wonder.

(i personally was called a lie ren irl but we couldn't be any more different)

I AM SO SORRY I AM LATE IVE JUST BEEN HELD UP!

Ah alright then. I'll make sure to check it out later on AO3.

I think the reason why so many male fans identify with jaune is because he's easy to understand. He's not a blank slate unlike a good chunk of my fellow Rwde posters may say but that's just me giving my bias. (Opinions are opinions we can all be wrong except me I'm better than you all-)

That and.. well we don't have a lot of permanent male characters. Qrow is.. Qrow is Qrow he has people who relate to him but it's for a specific demographic.

Ren is kinda relatable. But he has a lot more specifics to him.

And Ozpin.. people can sympathize with him but no one can really relate to him. (Have you been alive for fucking centuries all because the god said "your wife is being a bitch so it's your fault as well, fix it"? No? Well no shit!)

Oscar... Look Oscar kinda stops being relatable due to oz being stuck in his head.

Roman and jaune are just normal people. With Roman making use of what he has and not fucking with the big dogs.

Jaune is just trying to be better and be able to live up to his family. (I just wish people would stop using him as a god damn HAREM PROTAG. I swear I will find the one who conceived that sin and fucking SLICE OFF THEIR COCK AND TESTI-) He has more screentime than he should but I equate that as crwbys incompetence as writers, rather than him being a "sElF iNsErT. (I will either laugh in your face or ignore you if you ever utter that argument about jaune. I'm sorry but I just can't take that argument seriously. Any other argument I say go for. Just not the Self-insert argument).

But I may be wrong so.. meh.


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infoglitch
1 month ago

Oh god- HAHAHAHAHA

I'm fucking busting gut this shit is just FUNNY.

Oh god I'm fucking laughing my ass off. HA

ah.. shits funny man.


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infoglitch
1 month ago

... Should I respond with a gif or just pretend like I'm a menace for umpteenth time.

Regardless imma take it.

So, prepare for my worst take.

I have a funny little game. In my inbox send me ur hottest scariest spiciest rwby takes NOW


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infoglitch
1 month ago
infoglitch - that one guy who doesn't know when to SHUT UP.
Confession #261

Confession #261

infoglitch
1 month ago

First of all: don't leave the FNDM. If you leave I leave. Stay or I swear I will copypaste what gaslighting ex-boyfriends say when you break up with them.

Second of all: with all the love from my heart (and 11 years of writing under my belt) neither RWBY fans nor RWDE (should be called CRTC honestly) have much idea of writing outside of popular anime and cartoons. Completely acceptable but genuinely: only like 2, 3 people know what the hell they're talking about.

One example is Jaune being a self-insert. Assuming that Miles isn't lying (because he totally could!), he's obviously an audience stand-in at first. Any of us would struggle in a Huntsman academy. Pyrrha is there for wish fulfillment, that much is obvious, because any of us would like to have the unearned attention of a beautiful strong person without having to do any work and just being ourselves. His personality is pretty much blank slate/relatable.

As the story advanced he developed into an Author's Darling/Pet. He shows up in every volume and plays an important role every time; you can see the writers had more fun with him and know him deeply, which I can't blame them for because yes, Jaune is surprisingly easy to write and should be considered a win for CRWBY, and yes, Jaune is goddamn flexible, which shouldn't sound as horny as it does. Either way, it's very obvious he gets way more pampered than the girls, with emphasis on attention: that bad things happen to him doesn't mean he's not CRWBY's pet. He's getting his spinach (attention) and being rewarded with lots of candy (attention). But again, he is a PET. A DARLING. Not necessarily a self-insert. Plus, it's not as if writers never self-inserted by adding bits and pieces of their personality to the characters and exaggerating those traits... of course not.

Anyways, I apologize for the long ask, I just wanted to ramble a bit considering that these trying times, it's Jaune's turn to be a punching bag. I won't even start on Adam's writing misconceptions because GOD + mucho texto. But if you read this rant, thank you!

p.s Don't leave the RWBY fandom. Are you gonna throw everything away? God, this is why you need us to tell you to stay and give us more content. You won't leave just because of some miserly fans and anti-fans with too much time on their hands, right? Don't you think you're overreacting? Go sleep on it and you'll realize I'm right. I know what's best for you, hm? Next post I see, it better be about you deciding to stay on the RWBY fandom and posting more of your stuff.

p.s. 2 hope the gaslighting works

Your acting like I'd ever actually leave because

HAHA NO.

I have been and will be a thorn in this fandoms side till the day I FUCKIN DIE. Or until this fandom quits acting like a bunch of toddlers and learns to

AGREE TO DISAGREE. GOOD FUCKIN GOD, THIS BITS GONE ON TOO DAMN LONG.

As for Jaune.. look I only have beef with the "sElF-iNsErT" argument because it is so vague and makes me lose all respect i have for someone when it comes to Jaune.

I'm not saying he's an incredible character, I'm just sick of people throwing around Self-insert because like

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN?!

But outside of that, someones opinion on jaune is theirs, if you hate him that's perfectly fine, I just don't agree. I'm not gonna be a piece of shit (unless they act like their hot shit in which case.. prepare for a second asshole.)

That's all. (Also for some reason your writing style seems familiar, like mad familiar. But eh)


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infoglitch
1 month ago

Well damn.

I guess I gotta step it up a notch.

Well Damn.

Let's fuckin run it.

*knock knock*

Weiss opened the door to her home to see her sister standing before her.

Weiss: Hello Winter to what do I owe this pleasant surprise!

Winter walked into the home of her sister feeling a slight chill nip at her skin but didn't pay heed.

Winter: I just came to check in on you... you know with what has all happened...

Weiss: ...have you found out who did it yet?

Winter: No, Weiss, but I can assure you whoever stole their bodies will be handled with the highest accordance of the law.

Weiss gave a sniffle and hugged her sister tightly.

After a much lengthy talk, it was time for Winter to leave.

Winter: Do give a call to me sometime, dear sister, mother and brother ask about you a lot.

Weiss: Tell them not to worry so much, they have a company to run after all, no need to worry about me.

Winter: ...heh, it looks like he rubbed off on you after all.

Weiss: Hmm, I guess so.

Waving goodbye, Winter walked away, and a limousine awaited her, Weiss waved as her sister got into the limousine, closing the door her Winters limo vanished over the horizon.

*slam*

Dead blue eyes stared out the window before the curtains were drawn. Covering the whole room in darkness.

Weiss Schnee Arc breathed to herself as she walked calmly to a door marked 'Cellar' each corner of the door, having bits of frost on them as she opened it and blast of cold hit her face as the sight that greeted her was a staircase and darkness.

Pulling out a small piece of crystallized fire dust, she descended the stairs case.

-

'So where should we go for our honeymoon Mrs. Schnee-Arc'

'Jaune... you're going to be a father!'

'IM GOING TO BE a DAD!'

'BRING ME MORE OF THOSE DELICIOUS PANCAKES!

'Right away, sweet heart!'

'ARGHHHH JAUNE SCHNEE ARC IM GOING TO MURDER YOU!

'Look Weiss...look at what you brought forth to world'

'Elsa...our little Elsa...mommy loves you'

'Momma Poppa, look!'

'Very good, sweetie! Weiss look! it's you and me!'

'Such a good artist she is, aren't you, my little Elsa'

'I'm gonna paint mommy a winter wonderland!

'First day of school! Oh, I'm such a proud father!'

'Stop being so dramatic beloved, you must set a good example for our daughter classmates!'

'Momma Poppa, look, I got an A!'

'Momma and Daddy are so proud of you!'

'Hunny, I'm off to pick up little Elsa'

'Be safe! Storm is bad outside! Love you!

'Love you too!'

'The number you have dialed is not available-please leave a message after the beep'

' Ma'am I regret to inform you that due to the low visibility from the weather a pickup, tboned a car...they were pronounced dead at the scene Miss Schnee we need you to identify the bodies'

'Weiss...are you sure you want to transfer over the company to me and your brother?'

'In breaking news story...the deceased bodies of Jaune Schnee Arc and Elsa Schnee Arc were dug up and stolen from their graves...this comes two weeks after a fatal accident killed the father and daughter, the wife and mother refused to comment'

-

Feeling the temperature drop rapidly as she descended the stairs, Weiss finally came to a lone door in the darkness. Ice covering the whole door as she reaches out and grabs hold of the handle. The touch stinging a bit from the extreme cold, but it didn't bother her... not much did anymore.

With a slight grunt, she pushed open the door.

Their frozen in two chunks of ice were the dead bodies of her husband and daughter.

Weiss: I'm sorry I kept you two waiting... Winter had stopped by she seemed very well!

Only silence came from the two frozen statues.

Weiss: What about the company? I could care less for the company... when all I care for is right here in this room!

She walked to the two frozen corpses and before embracing them.

Weiss: Soon my dears...very soon we can be together forever.


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infoglitch
1 month ago

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infoglitch - that one guy who doesn't know when to SHUT UP.

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infoglitch
1 month ago

This isn't even the only time tbh.

This Isn't Even The Only Time Tbh.

Found this "gem" of a take from a reblog by @uncaught-coolfish right here

And ofcourse there's this. Provided by @psyga315 here

This Isn't Even The Only Time Tbh.

It is no surprise this fandom is full of fucking racist yet somehow Rwde is blamed for it.

You Know Your Racism Allegory Subplot Sucks When Straight Up Racists Praise It For Being Good.

You know your racism allegory subplot sucks when straight up racists praise it for being good.


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infoglitch
1 month ago

...I'm keeping my mouth shut.

Mainly because I'm writing all three and posting only one them.. unless someone asks me to post the rest.

Also.. yeah the monster of man is on the nose. Apologies. But it's not what some might expect.

Just a man.

(look, I've been listening to epic: the musical and I can't stop thinking about adult jaune seeing a baby cinder and struggling on whether he should kill her or not. So you all have to suffer now.)

Jaune didn't know how, nor did he care. As he found himself in a room in front of a baby's crib as he saw her. A sleeping baby with burning amber eyes staring at him. The eyes Jaune grew to know, and despise.

He unsheathed crocea mors as he raised it above his head. Blade pointing down, ready to be blunged and end it.

Jaune took a deep breath as after a minute he dropped his sword as it hit the wooden floor. Jaune fell to his knees as he looked at the child. He knew what she would become but-

Jaune: I can't hurt you.. but I want to so badly..

Jaune looked at the baby as he carefully reached in, the infant grasping his finger as she giggled. Jaune almost smiled at the sound as he thought back to a brighter memory.

Jaune laid in bed as he held Ruby close with the red reaper clutching their 5 year old son.

Jaune: he's so.. peaceful, just years ago he was crying his head off.

Ruby: well it's not like a lot can't happen between being 9 months old to 5 years.. makes you remember how much time there is in life.

Jaune: yeah..

Jaune brought a hand towards their son as he combed it through his hair. It was pitch black, with red peppering it.

The young boy stirred slightly as he shoved his head in closer. With Jaune having a warm smile.

Jaune: he's going to be a great man.. I can already tell.

Ruby: well, his parents are two huntsmen sooo..

Jaune: id more say his parents are a novice huntsman and exceptional huntress but.. sure thing rubes.

Jaune stared at the infant before carefully picking her up and cradling her.

Jaune: I should.. I should hate you with every fiber of my being, every ounce of my soul.. but you.. I can't.. I know why I should.. you grow up into.. her. But you're just a girl, an innocent child.. you almost look like..

Jaune pressed against the wall before sliding down onto the floor, sitting. He crossed his legs and began stroking the infant's head.

Jaune couldn't tell if he was holding the woman whose neck he wanted to wrap his hands around and watch the light leave her eye.. or a daughter.

Jaune released a hick as tears began to roll down his cheeks. He released another hick before he began to sob.

Jaune: dear oum.. dear oum how could I hurt a daughter?..

The ending doesn't have to be set in stone, right?

@spahhzy @epic-arc get your asses over here, this war ain't over yet.