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This killed me off

Since I’m in a even more helpful mood:

Guide to Ateez members:

Hongjoong: There he is, looming at over 6’3 known mostly for his signature hair style, the tie dyed afro. Has this weird obsession with Shawn Mendes. Tried to compose a song once and blew up the studio, now he just sticks to trying to gain a fashion sense.

Seonghwa: Diagnosed with ODD when he was 5. Obsessive Distruction Disorder. Concerningly short tongue, but that’s okay everyone loves his submissive nature. What to expect from the maknae?

Yunho: Oh my god where is he?? oh. Sorry we couldn’t find him behind that grain of rice back there. You could use his butt as an airplane landing strip. Comically unlucky. Slightly overrated, no offense. Reminds me of those hairless cats.

Mingi: See the guy with the small squinty eyes? No? WELL THATS BECAUSE THERES NOBODY IN THE GROUP WITH THAT DESCRIPTION. Look for the quiet short dude with the biggest watery eyes, bigger than Gollum. Don’t tease him about his skinny chicken legs GOT IT?

San: In the midst of a passionate love affair...with Mingi. Auditioned as a dancing prodigy but somehow became the king of rap? When ever you see him on stage, he’s so fucking soft, he reminds you of the Holy Spirit. A literal angel. When he smiles, you see his signature double chin.

Wooyoung: Thank fucking god, the only one with a brain cell in this group. Easily spot him, he’s a head taller than everyone else. Him and Hongjoong are the pillars of the group. Calves make the mouths water. Kinda looks like Jungkook from BTS.

Yeosang: Honestly can he stop screaming all the time? Being the main vocal, KQ alreadly gives him 80% of the lines and yet he still doesn’t stop. Nickname Yeoriah Karry. Wants the visual title but no one takes him seriously when Mingi exists.Thinks his members are flawless and chill.

Jongho: Lead Rapper and Main dancer and well as the official leader. A Marshmallow, I know he’s a constant prankster and nuisance but do not make this boy cry I tell you he will fucking BUST...into tears ;(

Yeosang walking into the kitchen: is something burning?

Wooyoung seductively leaning on the counter: Just my desire for you *winks*

Yeosang: Wooyoung, the toaster is on fire

Note: It's been a while since I wrote this lol