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Wooyoung: I'm 100 percent certain that I am 0 percent sure of what I'm going to do.

*Source: Parks and Rec*

Mingi: People always say 'Fuck Life' when something goes wrong..

Mingi : But you don't fuck life..

Mingi: Life fucks you.

Wooyoung: I'm 100 percent certain that I am 0 percent sure of what I'm going to do.

*Source: Parks and Rec*

Seonghwa, to Hongjoong:You're cute when you get angry.

Seonghwa:

Seonghwa: But not when you get angry with me.

*Source: Castle*

Wooyoung: We’ve done a lot of things we’re not proud of. Robbing graves, plundering tombs, double parking. But, nobody got hurt. Well, maybe somebody got hurt, but nobody we knew!

*Source: Atlantic The Lost Empire*

Wooyoung: If one more person says I'm dramatic I'm going to light myself on fire.

Hongjoong: Mingi, NO!

Mingi, not doing anything: What?

Hongjoong: Sorry, force of habit. JONGHO, NO!

*Source: The Simpsons*

Hongjoong: What are some good responses to getting stabbed?

Yunho : Rude.

San: Fair.

Mingi: Not again

Yeosang: Stab them back.

Wooyoung: Are you going to want this back or can I keep it?

Doctor :Are you allergic to anything?

Seonghwa: Yes.

Hongjoong: *confused* What are you allergic to?

Seonghwa: *glancing at Mingi* Pain and stupid people.

*Source:My uncle actually said this to a doctor... *

Seonghwa: What's the worst decision you've made while you were drunk?

Mingi: Don't mean to brag, but I don't need alcohol to make really bad decisions.

*At Disneyland on the spinning teacups*

Hongjoong, Seonghwa, Yeosang and Jongho: (spinning calmly while talking)

Yunho, Mingi, San and Wooyoung: (Flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming)

Wooyoung: I don't know, should I get noodles..

Jongho: It's your life, you make the decision.

Wooyoung:I don't know, I have no life.

Jongho: Then you get no noodles.

Seonghwa: Morning Mingi . Whatcha drinking?

Mingi: Water.

Seonghwa: Really? It doesn't smell like water.

Mingi: It's.. Imported water.

Seonghwa: Uh huh, from where?

Mingi:.. Russia.

Seonghwa: Are you drinking vodka at nine in the morning?

Mingi: It's half nine actually.

Yeosang: *swears loudly*

Hongjoong: *shouting from the other side of the dorm* WHAT ARE WE!??

Yeosang: *mumbles* Heroes not swearoes.

*Parents Seonghwa and Hongjoong with toddler Wooyoung*

Seonghwa: Why are there little hand prints on the wall?

Hongjoong, whispering to Wooyoung : Why are there little hand prints in the wall?

Wooyoung , too good, too pure for this world: Because I have little hands!

Hongjoong, a tired dad™: Because he has little hands.

A little bird: *bounces instead of walks*

Yunho, watching the bird outside his window: Fucking superb you funky little dinosaur.

Hello fellow atiny!! Merry Christmas (if you do Christmas!!) If you don't, then I still hope you're having a great day or enjoy whatever type of celebration you have!! I treasure you all🥺💞💞

Hongjoong: I just suddenly had a burst of energy and I think it's my body's last 'Hurrah!' before it completely shuts down.

San: Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to Naruto run past you again?

Hongjoong: Being cute is really hard because even when I'm angry, everyone just kind of giggles at me and says "Aw, you're so cute when you're angry". Like, no. Stop. Recognise my power.