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me and the bad bitch i pulled by stopping dad from controlling our reality through a mass daydream
Serving “going to church with your friend’s family after a sleepover” realness:
This killed me off
Since I’m in a even more helpful mood:
Guide to Ateez members:
Hongjoong: There he is, looming at over 6’3 known mostly for his signature hair style, the tie dyed afro. Has this weird obsession with Shawn Mendes. Tried to compose a song once and blew up the studio, now he just sticks to trying to gain a fashion sense.
Seonghwa: Diagnosed with ODD when he was 5. Obsessive Distruction Disorder. Concerningly short tongue, but that’s okay everyone loves his submissive nature. What to expect from the maknae?
Yunho: Oh my god where is he?? oh. Sorry we couldn’t find him behind that grain of rice back there. You could use his butt as an airplane landing strip. Comically unlucky. Slightly overrated, no offense. Reminds me of those hairless cats.
Mingi: See the guy with the small squinty eyes? No? WELL THATS BECAUSE THERES NOBODY IN THE GROUP WITH THAT DESCRIPTION. Look for the quiet short dude with the biggest watery eyes, bigger than Gollum. Don’t tease him about his skinny chicken legs GOT IT?
San: In the midst of a passionate love affair...with Mingi. Auditioned as a dancing prodigy but somehow became the king of rap? When ever you see him on stage, he’s so fucking soft, he reminds you of the Holy Spirit. A literal angel. When he smiles, you see his signature double chin.
Wooyoung: Thank fucking god, the only one with a brain cell in this group. Easily spot him, he’s a head taller than everyone else. Him and Hongjoong are the pillars of the group. Calves make the mouths water. Kinda looks like Jungkook from BTS.
Yeosang: Honestly can he stop screaming all the time? Being the main vocal, KQ alreadly gives him 80% of the lines and yet he still doesn’t stop. Nickname Yeoriah Karry. Wants the visual title but no one takes him seriously when Mingi exists.Thinks his members are flawless and chill.
Jongho: Lead Rapper and Main dancer and well as the official leader. A Marshmallow, I know he’s a constant prankster and nuisance but do not make this boy cry I tell you he will fucking BUST...into tears ;(
Honestly i hate to say it but i would not get along with seonghwa. I love him so much but idk he’s so clean and respectful and im just a messy gigantic child. I am honestly a more chaotic version of wooyoung😂 he would honestly just be like
San, would either love me or hate me honestly because of my huge obsession with Wooyoung. He would either be like ‘yes finally someone who understands my obsession with this perfect human’ or he would be like ‘bitch, tf, that is MY WOO! Back off’😂
This one hurts to type but i think Hongjoong, my baby Hongjoong🥺 wouldn’t like me😭 like i don’t know why, probably because of how chaotic i am, he would just get so sick of me😂 i would try to make him like me and his exact response would be...
Based on the personality they portray, which idol, if you knew them in real life, would you most definitely not get along with?
Somebody please tell me why in my dream Jongho was screaming this in my ear right as i woke up.
I literally woke up to him screaming ‘we a party tonight. Okay’ 😂
At least Joong's safe from the demons of 2020
Seonghwa forever booing WooSan
Happy birthday to kpop's #1 milf
If I back it up, is it fat enough?
When I throw it back, is it fast enough?
If I speed it up, can you handle that?
You ain't ready for this work
Now watch me throw it, throw it back
Yunho edition :)
I'm not saying that Ateez have the best stage presence but that's exactly what i'm saying
Seonghwa: you know, I'm jealous of you.
Yeosang: huh? Why?
Seonghwa: cuz your partner is way hotter than mine. *walks away*
Yeosang: wait but
Yeosang: but wE ARE DaTIN-
Yeosang: COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT
Damn,, I think Wooyoung would be the guy in high school whom every girl would have a crush on and all the guys would be envious of him cuz every girl is falling for him. 💌
Yeosang: *posts a new photo with the caption* So Mingi thought it was a good idea to throw my airpods in the toilet as a joke, so I called him a giraffe and threw his brand new shoes outside the window. Good Morning Atinys💘 #yeeted #ineednewairpods #revengeissweet
I'm never getting over this. 💦💘
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The way Mingi is feeling himself on stage is so hot omg 💦💦
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Someone : so who's your bias in ATEEZ?
Me: umm, I think its...
ATEEZ :
Ok Woosang we get it✨
(ARGH, idk if I'm woosang enthusiast or seongsang enthusiast 😩)
Don't repost without credits💌💌
It's random but I think mingi's neck is nice. I think his neck is v v attractive. I don't know if its weird but it's just my opinion🌚
UNPOPULAR OPINION: I think Yeosang dancing to OH NANA is hot
I want Choi San to step on me.
TRY NOT TO FALL IN LOVE : FAILED