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Torr: I am heavy weapons guy. And this... *Holds up ferra* is my weapon.

I couldn't stop thinking of this

Cyrax, sektor, and frost: 🎶it's time for animaniacs! And we're zany to the max! So just sit back and relax! You'll laugh 'til you collapse! We're animaniacs!🎶

Cyrax and sektor: 🎶come join the nether brothers🎶

Frost: 🎶and their nether sister frost🎶

All: 🎶just for fun, we run around the NRS movie lot. They lock us in the tower whenever we get caught. But we break loose and then vamoose. And now you know the plot. We're animaniacs! Frost is cute and cyrax yaks! Sektor packs away the snacks while kotal Kahn plays the sax! We're animaniacs! Meet mileena and ermac who want to rule the universe. The ninjas flock together! Sheeva wacks them with her purse! Torr chases ferra while sindel sings a verse! The writers flipped! We have no script! Why bother to rehearse?🎶

Cyrax, sektor, frost, and everyone they mentioned: 🎶we're animaniacs! We have pay-for-play contracts! We're zany to the max! We have balogna in our slacks! We're animanie! Totally insanie!🎶

Sektor: 🎶fatality🎶

All: 🎶animaniacs!!! Those are the facts!🎶

Reptile: if you bite it and you die, it's poisonous.

D'vorah: if it bites you and you die, it's venomous

Torr: what if it bites me and it dies?

Kotal: that means you're poisonous. By the elder God's, torr, weren't you listening?

Ermac: what if it bites itself and we die?

Quan chi: that's voodoo

Ferra: what if it bites me and someone else dies?

Shang tsung: that's correlation, not causation.

Baraka: what if we bite each other and neither of us dies?

Erron: that's kinky

Song parody + announcement

Shang tsung: 🎶I was working in the lab late one night when my eyes beheld an eerie sight. For my monsters, from their slabs, began to rise. And, suddenly, to my surprise🎶

Ermac, Mileena, and reptile in their Halloween skins: 🎶they did the mash🎶

Shang tsung: 🎶they did the monster mash🎶

Deadpool and miles Morales (dressed as spinel and Steven universe): 🎶the monster mash🎶

Shang tsung: 🎶it was a graveyard smash🎶

Ferra/torr(dressed as banjo and kazooie): 🎶they did the mash🎶

Shang tsung: 🎶it caught on in a flash🎶

All, except Shang tsung: 🎶they did the mash🎶

Shang tsung: 🎶they did the monster mash. From my laboratory in the castle east to the master bedrooms, where vampires feast. The ghouls all came from their humble abodes to get a jolt from my electrodes.

Revenants: 🎶they did the mash🎶

Shang tsung: 🎶they did the monster mash🎶

Revenants: 🎶the monster mash🎶

Shang tsung: 🎶it was a graveyard smash🎶

Revenants: 🎶they did the mash🎶

Shang tsung: 🎶it caught on in a flash🎶

Revenants: 🎶they did the mash🎶

Shang tsung: 🎶they did the monster mash. The zombies were having fun. The party had just begun. The guests included tarkatans. Kenshi and his son. The sounds were rockin', all were digging the sounds. Moloch on chains, backed by some baying hounds. The coffin bangers were about to arrive with their vocal ground "the crypt-kicker five"🎶

Kabal and Quicksilver (dressed as each other): 🎶they played the mash🎶

Shang tsung: 🎶they played the monster mash🎶

Raiden and Thor(dressed as each other): 🎶the monster mash🎶

Shang tsung: 🎶it was a graveyard smash🎶

Alien and predator: 🎶they played the mash🎶

Shang tsung: 🎶it caught on in a flash🎶

The joker and Terminator: 🎶they played the mash🎶

Shang tsung: 🎶they played the monster mash. out from his coffin, Kahn's voice did ring. Seems he was troubled by just one thing. He opened the lid and shook his fist. Then said, "whatever happened to my outworld twist?"

Jason: 🎶it's now the mash🎶

Shang tsung: 🎶it's now the monster mash🎶

Leatherface: 🎶the monster mash🎶

Shang tsung: 🎶and it's a graveyard smash🎶

Freddy Krueger: 🎶it's now the mash🎶

Shang tsung: 🎶it's caught on in a flash🎶

All: 🎶it's now the mash🎶

Shang tsung: 🎶it's now the monster mash. Now everything's cool. Shao Kahn is part of the band and my monster mash is the hit of the land. For you, the mortals, this mash was meant too. When you get to my door, tell them Shang tsung sent you.

All: 🎶then you can mash🎶

Shang tsung: 🎶then you can monster mash🎶

All: 🎶The monster mash🎶

Shang tsung: 🎶and do my graveyard smash🎶

All: 🎶then you can mash🎶

Shang tsung: 🎶you'll catch on in a flash🎶

All: 🎶then you can mash🎶

Shang tsung: 🎶then you can monster mash🎶

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Announcements: this is an ask blog now. You can still request songs but now you can ask everyone in marvel vs mortal Kombat. You can ask anyone from both sides. No NSFW. Oh, and I'm not going to do an entire story mode parody. I'm way too lazy for that. If you want details about the story, ask the kast.

Mortal Kombat and marvel Halloween

You were probably expecting a this is Halloween parody but every time I tried, Tumblr flopped on me. So, have this instead. And request songs and stuff like that

Deadpool is dressed as spinel

Ferra and torr are dressed as Hiro and Baymax

Kabal is dressed as ninja mime

Thor is dressed as raiden

Raiden is dressed as Thor. He even has the hammer.

D'vorah is dressed as the wasp

Hawk-eye and Kung jin are dressed as each other

Shao Kahn and Thanos somehow fused together to make thanos Kahn. (Yes, just like dark Kahn from mk vs DC)

Miles Morales is dressed as Steven universe

Ashrah is dressed as Charlie from the hazbin hotel pilot

Mileena, kitana, and Jade are dressed as the witches from hocus pocus

Sonya is dressed as samus

Iron Man is dressed as mega man

What if there was a mortal Kombat alternate universe where the only thing that changed was ferra/torr? Both speak fluent English, torr is just ferra's embarrassing dad, and ferra is just a moody teenager or something like that.

Torr, sitting down: I am heavy weapons guy.

Torr, holding up ferra: and this is my weapon. She weighs 65 kilograms and and those claws, which are made of the rarest materials, can cut up to 50 bodies per minute. She can create up to 120,000,000 Kombat koins worth of property damage...in 12 seconds. Both laugh hysterically

Torr, after noticing a small cut on ferra's arm: by the gods, who touched ferra? Inhale who touched my kid!?!?!?

Torr, hugging ferra: some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe...maybe. I have yet to meet one that can outsmart child.

Torr, in the middle of a war zone: waaahhh!!! Waaahhh! Laughter cry some more!!!

Cassie: this is so exciting.

Sindel: come on. This thing is a day late.

Johnny: places people. It's almost time for the medley. Dlc and the singular marvel character we invited, get ready to sing the final part.

Everyone in the mk universe just babbling on and on.

Jacqui: everyone, shut it!

Mokap: my lips are sealed

Jacqui: thank you.

Sonya: it's starting. Playable Mk1 characters first.

Johnny cage, Kano and raiden: 🎶deck the halls with boughs of holly! Falalalala-lalalala🎶

Liu Kang, bi-han, Hanzo, and Sonya: 🎶'tis the season to be jolly falalalala-lalalala🎶

Kitana, Kung lao, reptile: 🎶Don we now our gay apparel! falala-lalala-lalala!🎶

Jax, Mileena, and baraka: 🎶troll the ancient yule-tide Carol! Falalalala-lalalala!🎶

Sindel: 🎶yeah! Ooh!🎶

Sindel and sheeva: 🎶I don't want a lot for Christmas, there is just one thing I need🎶

Stryker, smoke, and kuai-liang: 🎶I don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree!🎶

Cyrax, sektor, and ferra/torr: 🎶I just want you for my own🎶

Nightwolf and kabal: 🎶more than you could ever know!🎶

Everyone singing this part: 🎶make my wish come true! All I want for Christmas🎶

Sindel: 🎶is you!🎶 Woohoo!

Jade, rain, and ermac: 🎶jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle Bell Rock!

Jade: 🎶jingle bells swing and jingle bells ring🎶

Motaro: 🎶snowing and blowing up bushels of fun!🎶

Chameleon and khameleon: 🎶now the jingle hop has begun🎶

Kai, Reiko, jarek, and Tanya: 🎶jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle Bell Rock!🎶

Fujin and goro: 🎶jingle bells chime in jingle bell time🎶

Meat: 🎶dancing and prancing in jingle bell square.🎶

All: 🎶in the frosty air🎶

Bo Rai Cho, li Mei, and Quan chi: 🎶oh, the weather outside is frightful🎶

Kenshi, Mavado, nitara, and drahmin: 🎶but the fire is so delightful🎶

Hsu hao, blaze, mokap, and hydro: 🎶but, since we've no place to go🎶

Frost: 🎶let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow!🎶

Skarlet: 🎶when we finally kiss goodnight!🎶

Ashrah: 🎶oh how I'll hate going out in the storm!🎶

Both: 🎶but if you really hold me tight🎶

Shujinko, hotaru, dairou, kobra, darrius, skarlet, and ashrah: 🎶all the way home, I'll be warm🎶

Jade, kitana, and mileena: 🎶it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas🎶

Moloch, taven, daegon, sindel, and sonya: 🎶everywhere you go🎶

Frost: 🎶take a look at the five and ten🎶

Cyber Sub-Zero: 🎶glistening once again🎶

Frost, bi-han, kuai-liang, and Hanzo: 🎶with candy canes and silver lanes aglow🎶

Kotal Kahn : 🎶it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas🎶

Jade: 🎶soon the bells will start🎶

Jacqui: 🎶and the thing that will make them ring🎶

Takeda: 🎶is the carol that you sing🎶

All: 🎶right within your heart🎶

Cassie: 🎶santa baby!🎶

Jacqui: 🎶slip a sable under the tree for me!🎶

Mileena: 🎶been an awful good girl🎶

Jade: 🎶santa baby🎶

D'vorah: 🎶so hurry down the chimney tonight🎶

All: 🎶and hurry down the chimney tonight!🎶

Shao Kahn and Shang tsung: 🎶you're a mean one, Mr Grinch!🎶

Kintaro and goro: 🎶you really are a heel🎶

Geras, kronika, and cetrion: 🎶your brain is full of spiders🎶

Quan chi, kollector, and motaro: 🎶you've got garlic in your soul, Mr Grinch!🎶

Tremor: 🎶I wouldn't touch you🎶

All: 🎶with a thirty nine and a half foot poll🎶

Ferra: 🎶I really can't stay🎶

Torr: 🎶sweetie, it's cold outside🎶

Cassie: 🎶I've got to go away🎶

Kung jin: 🎶baby, it's cold outside🎶

Sonya: 🎶this evening has been🎶

Johnny: 🎶been hoping you'd drop in🎶

Frost: 🎶so very nice🎶

Hydro: 🎶I'll hold your hands. They're just like ice🎶

Nitara: 🎶I oughta say "no, no, no sir"🎶

Kabal: 🎶mind if I move in closer?🎶

Sindel: 🎶at least I'm gonna say that I tried🎶

Kano: 🎶what's the sense in hurting my pride?🎶

Jacqui: 🎶I really can't stay🎶

Takeda: 🎶but, baby, don't hold out🎶

All: 🎶ahh, but, it's cold outside🎶

Ferra/torr: 🎶have yourself a merry little Christmas🎶

Raiden: 🎶let your heart be light🎶

Fujin: 🎶from now on, your troubles will be out of sight🎶

Kronika: 🎶through the years, we all will be together. If the fates align🎶

Cetrion: 🎶hang a star upon the highest bough🎶

Geras and kronika: 🎶and have yourself a merry little Christmas now!🎶

Kabal: so, is it over?

Cassie: nope! It's just getting better

Johnny: I'm tired

Cassie: bring in the guests and the character nobody has heard of!

Alien and predator: 🎶you better watch out🎶

The joker and deadpool, holding a mistletoe over alien and predator: 🎶you better not cry🎶

Hornbuckle: 🎶you better not pout, I'm telling you why!🎶

Terminator and kratos: 🎶santa Claus is coming to town🎶

Freddy Krueger: 🎶he sees you when you're sleeping🎶

Leatherface and Jason: 🎶he knows when you're awake🎶

Kratos: 🎶he knows when you've been bad or good🎶

Everyone: 🎶so be good for goodness sake🎶

Terminator: 🎶you better watch out🎶

The joker: 🎶you better not cry🎶

Deadpool: 🎶you better not pout and I'm telling you why!!!🎶

Mk1-mkgold kast: 🎶santa Claus is coming to town🎶

Mkda-mk9 kast: 🎶santa clause is coming to town🎶

Mkx-mk11 kast: 🎶santa clause is coming to town!🎶

The dlc: 🎶santa clause is coming to town!🎶

Sindel: 🎶santa clause is coming to town! Town! Town!!!🎶

Everyone in the mk universe: 🎶Santa clause is coming to town!🎶

Everyone: happy new year!

(source: Christmas medley on YouTube)

(I edited this slightly to include that last part)