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Deep Theory: Bob the Builder’s construction gang are undercover Transformer combiners.

(Thanks for 100 followers.)

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

i love reading the replies to ao3 status tweets you see the most deranged people on the planet

This that new Tinkaton poke-tumblr is obsessed with?

I love just picking up spoink and holding them like a burger. They always fall asleep in my hands too it's adorable.

definitely DON’T click on this text to access a drive folder for mp100 s3 that i definitely WON’T be trying my best to update every wednesday

EDIT: now includes all of season 1 and the reigen ova! <3

EDIT EDIT: both seasons 1 and 2 + ovas in full babey!!!!

First Post! Maybe I’ll be more active here since Twitter went to shit.

Ghost pokemon! I’ll be finishing this project as soon the new game is released! I hope you like it!

Music by the musical ghost!

Phantom makes the mistake of creating a Twitter account. The problem with this is that his new phone (which he made himself out of spite to be indestructible) was powered by ectoplasm and had the ability to communicate in the Infinite Realms.

What Danny didn't plan was for it to be able to access the Twitter of all dimensions and realitys through the Infinite Realms. He was having a nice rant to Red Huntress over Twitter (anyone who interacts with his posts can be seen throughout the multiverse too) when this guy called Nightwing got all concerned and started asking wierd questions like, "Your pelt?!?!?" "Who is your mentor?" "Why can't we track you?" As if that one wasn't concerning and "What do you mean you've never heard of the Justice League?!"

Needless to say everyone in the DC universe is concerned and desperately trying to find these little vigilante children before they get themselves killed.

Phantom has taken to sharing pictures of Amity Park and his enemies and explaining things on his Twitter and every time he does it gets worse and worse. Danny is taking sadistic glee in tormenting them with the terrible reality of his afterlife.

Danny is walking along in Gotham and trips and falls into a massive puddle. Instead of making a splash or hitting the cold wet floor, he simply goes through the ground and turns invisible as he falls.

Now imagine you are a Gotham vigilante just chilling on the rooftops and you see this scrawny ass black haired kid just eat shit and fall face first toward a puddle and just sink into the puddle with barley even a ripple. Completely vanishing from sight. The bafflement and chaos that would ensue from that… truly marvelous.

low effort mspaint meme made with urgency before I forgot

Why can't Danny's friends and family come back as ghosts after they croak? I've read multiple fanfics where they die and just don't get to come back in the ghosts zone

Don't get me wrong, I do enjoy seeing the ghost child go through several layers of angst and pain, but shouldn't his friends and family come back as ghosts? I've seen headcanons that claim Amity Park has high levels of ecto energy and that's why there's so many ghosts and why it's so common people who die turn into one. So, shouldn't they also be able to come back as one?

Imagine the humor potential there. Resident ghost hunters jack and Maddie now have their world's flipped as they now realize "oh fuck. We ghosts now. What do?". Or perhaps they're weirdly into it and begin delving deep into ghost research as ghosts

Danny won't have to worry about hiding his ghost identity because his family are ghosts now, so he probably won't have to worry about being vivisected. Plus, he probably won't turn into Dan as he still technically has a family, minus the pulse and flesh

au where the jamba cult mistakes kirby for the coming of their beloved dark lord and starts worshipping and doting on him and hes confused but otherwise just kinda goes with it. god is here and he demands twenty gallons tomato soup

If you went to a bar and the bartender was a mousegirl you could ask for a drink and she would balance it on her head and say "for you, it's on the mouse"

Ingo hears the rumbles of something massive and metal rushing through the underground caves. It sounds somewhat familiar.

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AU where Jotaro goes to Italy for Part 5.

That’s it, that’s the AU

Because this man is legally not allowed to have a break

Highlights include:

Scaring the SHIT out of Giorno when he tries to take his luggage. He just stops time and gets into the car when Gio tries to drive away

ends up sort of joining Passione. He never takes the test, nor does he ever officially join, Giorno just says Jotaro is going to help with his plan and Bucci ends up just going with it

is just Perpetually Tired the whole time. Nothing surprises or scares him, the man is unshakable. His pain tolerance is through the fucking roof. He gets shot once and barely blinks

when asked about it he just stares them dead in the eye and says completely blank “I’ve been fighting Stand Users since I was 17. I made my first direct kill at 17 by punching his leg so hard the force split him in half and then I watched his corpse disintegrate to make sure he was dead. I forced my heart to stop for several minutes with my Stand. The longest I’ve gone without fighting another Stand User since then is a month.” and then just goes back to doing whatever he was doing

ends up being able to keep the Time Stop thing under wraps for a pretty good amount of time. As far as the gang is aware, Star Plat is just Fast And Hits Like Several Bullet Trains

the only time the team have ever seen him display any kind of vaguely positive emotion was when Giorno made some fish in a glass of water because he was bored

Jotaro’s time stop being a pretty good foil against Diavlo’s time skip but also vice versa. Things get chaotic fast with those two

speaking of which, Jotaro goes A P E S H I T when Diavlo almost donuts Bucciarati. Like, all inhibitions gone, he is now Out For This Man’s Fucking Life. Because I’m making this Everyone Lives

【BROTHER!】

This is fastest I’ve ever churned out a comic, and it was fueled by needing to see Emmet ride on top of a train thats on fire. Fandom said Emmet gets to be unhinged, and i said “say less” lmaoo

I just need them to reunite, I’m begging.

Bonus dumb thing:

Edit: This has a part 2 now!

Roosterteeth crossover possibilities!

-The Nomad and Blake bonding over the fact that they face heavy prejudice

-On that note, Penny and The Nomad bonding over the fact that while they might not be physically human, they have the hearts of one.

-Wisconsin and Toth just sharing their experiences with each other

-The Nomad bringing crescent rose to life

-Honestly, the Nomad being kinda busted in any other setting. His magic can be scary in the right world

-The Nomad being scared and slightly miffed at Weiss at first because she looks so similar to Don Paragon

-Toth and Skout crying because, holy shit, water!

-Nora and Nikki interacting. Toss Caboose into the mix and we've got a fine dumpster fire on our hands!

-Skout and Ruby both talking and being excited about a subject because they do be hyper fixating

-The Nomad seeing Pyrrha for the first time, shaking as if he were about to cry! Looking as if he could start sobbing at the drop of a hat! He probably is, but he doesn't have twar ducts

-David playing his guitar and the Nomad doing a little jig together!

Add more, there are so many possibilities

I had an idea whilst scrolling the Nicktoons Unite tag. What if there was a similar premise...but for Roosterteeth. Featuring characters from RWBY, Red vs Blue, Nomad of Nowhere, and Camp Camp. Imagine the possibilities! I'mma ramble for a bit, I think this sounds cool. Think I'll tag this as Roosterteeth Remix or something

The story all starts with Ruby walking around Beacon Academy (I refuse to believe anything past season 3 exists), and things are relatively normal until voids start appearing out of nowhere. And out those voids appears bounty hunters from Nomad of Nowhere, starting to swarm the place trying to catch people, mostly faunus, for their "evil magic". Ruby has no clue what's going on, but fights the group away. During the fight, the rest of the team join in and fight with Ruby. In the middle of the battle, a void appears below the group and drags them away to parts unknown, whilst a voice whispers into Ruby's ear about dimensions colliding

When the team begins to reemerge from the void, they're suddenly dumped into a desert near a town. Confused, they walk to it, and talk to the locals. In the middle of their travels, Blake would spot a pair of wanted posters for a man with no pupils and a woman with firey orange hair. Perhaps this person was responsible for the merging? As she examines the posters, her ears would perk up as she would spot one of her friends using their semblance, driving the people around them into a panic. That's how they would discover magic was pretty much banned where they are and hightail it out there, but then get labeled as criminals. In the middle of the chaos, the Nomad and Skout would appear, confused to all hell. To add to the chaos, another void appears and the white fang walk out, followed Roman and Neo. The Nomad would be forced to confront the group, but would be majorly caught off guard when he sees other people using their semblance, which he would confuse for magic. As he struggles, team RWBY appears and assists the Nomad and Skout (and maybe Toth if she were forced to join them). Maybe there'd be conflict between Blake and The Nomad as she has seen the water poster, but would form a bond when she learns that he was chased away for being different, for having magic.

Anyway, void appears again and drops everyone into blood Gulch, where they meet the red and blue teams, but end up on opposite sides. Caboose welcomes the new friends with open arms, while others like Wisconsin are hesitant over the new faces. In the middle of the battle, another void appears and out steps a familiar face to the red and blue team. The Meta returns, holding several Dust crystals. And not just that, but he has a friends with him. Several more voids appear, and out through them step out several Grimm, tamed by the Meta. Now the teams have to suddenly team up in the middle of battle along with several strangers. As they somehow win the battle, another void appears and drags away the team again, taking several Red vs Blue members with them.

You know the drill, now the gang seems to appear in a camp site. A sense of normalcy for once. The Nomad and Skout are having emotions because they've never seen so much nature in years or ever, team RWBY are having a moment because holy shit a world not devastated by Grimm, while the Red and Blue team just take in the view. Some walking later, they meet David, who seems cheery and willing to give them shelter. The team suddenly thinks they can lay low for a bit...until the weirdness of Camp Camp starts to happen. Max' multiple attempts to ditch the camp, the wild shit the campers get up to, and how the camp seems to constantly be in danger. And then, take a wild guess, another void appears. And who else steps out but Daniel, and walking next to him is none other than Don Paragon and the Dandy lions. They have several kids captured and are about to harm them...until David steps in and knocks out Don Paragon one punch, looking pissed. He starts talking about how he won't let some randos hurt the kids under his watch and stands next team good guy, ready to pummel some ass.

Now, after all the dimension hopping and hopping between their own worlds multiple times, they finally make a stop in a single lab. A very red lab with two people. A man in a lab coat and and a man with a shotgun leg. That's right, this whole mess was accidentally caused by wiz and Boomstick from Death Battle. Wiz is trying to fix up his recent fuck up, which was accidentally creating a monster merging dimensions for his own amusement.

There are SO MANY other small interactions that can happen, but I'll talk about them in another post. This was just an overview of the idea

Tom and Maddie Wachowski vs. Shadow

I've been thinking a lot about this idea after seeing the brilliant comic by @smallpwbbles found here. How are the three of these aliens going to fight Shadow in movie three? It's a complicated situation, especially seeing as Shadow is such a deeply tragic character who has lost those he's loved.

He's filled with so much rage and grief that there's very little these three may be able to do to persuade him to stop. And the idea of causing him any harm... I don't know if they'd be able to do it in good conscious. They've all lost people. They've all gained.

HOW-FUCKING-EVER

Maddie and Tom???

They sure as hell can go face to face with Shadow.

Is it because they want to beat this child up? No.

Is it because they're great at hand to hand combat? No!

Is it because they have superpowers? Yes. In fact, they have the most precious superhero power Green Hills has ever seen.

They've raised three alien kids. Two of whom are teenagers.

You think they're going to put up with this?

NO!

Their house has officially become a war zone. They have wonderful, great moments, but they also have a child who punches coffee machines because they burnt Mother's hand. They have another child who has the IQ the reaches the fucking moon but has a full on breakdown if he can't open a peanut butter jar. They've got a middle child who causes world wide blackouts because he got a C on his math test.

THEY KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH SHADOW'S SHIT.

Shadow is going to show up, ready to fight, and before Sonic or Knuckles or Tails can do anything, Maddie and Tom would already be marching up to his ass like, "what do you think you're doing!?"

Shadow: ... trying to avenge who I've lost by destroying the world.

Tom: This is not how we express our feelings!

Shadow: You cannot tell me what to do, foolish human!

Tom: Excuse me?

Maddie: Oh you did not just say that.

Shadow: [realizing he's made a mistake and not sure how] 😰

Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles: OOOOOH SOMEONE'S IN TROOOUUUBBLLEEE

Maddie: That's it! Go to your room!

Shadow: I don't have a room!

Maddie: You do now. Congratulations. You're a Wachowski. Now get your ass inside and no TV for a week.

Shadow: THIS IS SO UNFAIR.

Maddie and Tom's experience as parents to these three qualifies them as top tier superheroes, the Avengers could never, and G.U.N needs to put some respect on their names.

[It was an average day at the smash mansion. Everyone was living their lives as per usual until King K. Rool walked in, visibly drunk. Pit was behind him, trying to stop him]

King K. Rool: More Rum!

Pit: K. Rool, you're injured!

King K. Rool: Pit, my boy! Bring me more rum, and then I'm out of here!

[K. Rool proceeded to fall down a flight of stairs]

Pit, visibly panicked: Doctor! Doctor, quick

[Hearing the angel's pleas, a doctor stepped into the room with a wide grin and a hearty laugh. This man was, of course-]

Dr Mario: Hello there! Doctor Mario here! What seems to be the matter?

[Quick scene switch to a card with Dr Mario's face]

Master Hand: Dr Mario! A very good and cheerful person. Temper extroverted. Not married.

[Back to your regularly scheduled text post]

Pit: Doctor, quick! K. Rool is injured!

Dr Mario: Injured? He hah hah! Nonsense! he just had a stroke from liking rum too much.

[The Doctor proceeded to grab the Kremling by his cape and lift him up]

Dr Mario: All right, let's rescue this total waste of a 1-up!

[Dr Mario placed the Kremling onto a bed, where he proceeded to give him a checkup]

Dr Mario: Enlarged liver, very good! Enlarged spleen, excellent! Arrhythmia, just lovely! Very splendid! Okie-Dokie!

[The Kremling shot up from his bed]

King K. Rool: Where's Donkey Kong?

[But is suddenly laid back to rest]

Dr Mario: Settle down! There's no Donkeys here. Remember: if you don't stop drinking, you will very soon die.

[The doctor suddenly pulled out a bottle of Rum and a dry bones skull]

Dr Mario: The words "rum" and "death" should mean the same thing to you. Do you understand?

[The Doctor then walked away, giving Pit a head pat on the way]

Dr Mario: Goodbye, Pit, my boy

[with that, he left, slamming the door]

More Forgotten Land Roleswap!!

I’ve been thinking about how Dedede and Meta Knight, as the two main characters, would navigate the puzzles Mouthful Kirby would do in canon. Here are some of my ideas for Combo-Mode: different ways the King and Knight would combine their abilities in creative ways to solve their problems and get around faster!!

…also a lot of them involve Dedede carrying Meta Knight which is lots of fun.

Combo Mode Part 2 is here!

refseek.com

www.worldcat.org/

link.springer.com

http://bioline.org.br/

repec.org

science.gov

pdfdrive.com

Cross your fingers for Disney losing full Avengers rights

i like to think that batblob ups the creepy cryptid antics around the uninitiated just to freak them out.

like dick, jason, alfred, they're all used to his general weirdness, but when superman comes to the batcave and meets the batblob for the first time, that's when the real tomfuckery begins.

at first, superman doesn't see anything too out of the ordinary, considering that this is batman we're talking about. he is, however, caught off guard when batman just sorta melts out of his chair and slithers towards him like some sort of slime monster to introduce himself.

and things only get weirder from there. nightwing is just casually chatting with superman as batblob moves along his neck and shoulders like a python. for some reason, superman finds that batblob has almost octopus level elasticity as he can squeeze himself through just about anything. alfred brings out a bag of shredded cheese for batblob, who just sort of absorbs it into his body and continues working.

superman later grows to love batblob's inherent creature tendencies, but that first day weirded him out quite a bit.