ok, I'm done trying to theme this blog. it just exists now. Purely so I can dump my thoughts here he/him, age 18, probably bi (still figuring it out), no idea what I'm doing in life
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[It Was An Average Day At The Smash Mansion. Everyone Was Living Their Lives As Per Usual Until King
[It was an average day at the smash mansion. Everyone was living their lives as per usual until King K. Rool walked in, visibly drunk. Pit was behind him, trying to stop him]
King K. Rool: More Rum!
Pit: K. Rool, you're injured!
King K. Rool: Pit, my boy! Bring me more rum, and then I'm out of here!
[K. Rool proceeded to fall down a flight of stairs]
Pit, visibly panicked: Doctor! Doctor, quick
[Hearing the angel's pleas, a doctor stepped into the room with a wide grin and a hearty laugh. This man was, of course-]
Dr Mario: Hello there! Doctor Mario here! What seems to be the matter?
[Quick scene switch to a card with Dr Mario's face]
Master Hand: Dr Mario! A very good and cheerful person. Temper extroverted. Not married.
[Back to your regularly scheduled text post]
Pit: Doctor, quick! K. Rool is injured!
Dr Mario: Injured? He hah hah! Nonsense! he just had a stroke from liking rum too much.
[The Doctor proceeded to grab the Kremling by his cape and lift him up]
Dr Mario: All right, let's rescue this total waste of a 1-up!
[Dr Mario placed the Kremling onto a bed, where he proceeded to give him a checkup]
Dr Mario: Enlarged liver, very good! Enlarged spleen, excellent! Arrhythmia, just lovely! Very splendid! Okie-Dokie!
[The Kremling shot up from his bed]
King K. Rool: Where's Donkey Kong?
[But is suddenly laid back to rest]
Dr Mario: Settle down! There's no Donkeys here. Remember: if you don't stop drinking, you will very soon die.
[The doctor suddenly pulled out a bottle of Rum and a dry bones skull]
Dr Mario: The words "rum" and "death" should mean the same thing to you. Do you understand?
[The Doctor then walked away, giving Pit a head pat on the way]
Dr Mario: Goodbye, Pit, my boy
[with that, he left, slamming the door]
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