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Arttrober Day 12 - Kitana
she can't make a heart with her hands (this is an excuse to my poorly drawn hands)
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In this week of drawing waifus from Mortal Kombat, we have Mileena and Kitana.
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Normal ass people in MK mobile: probably leveling up or some shit, collecting characters
My dumbass: I need to have the prettiest banner in all of the land and must change theme every week or so
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My Mk OC
This is my own original character for the Mortal Kombat franchise! Mostly to be used in the new MK1 game but can be used in the previous games and movies as well but with some obvious changes.
Name: Lunaria
Species/Purpose: Goddess of time and creation
Age: Thousand of years old
Sexuality: Bisexual
Personality: Very much without a filter- she says what she thinks unless she knows it's offensive( for example she won’t say the N word or any type of slur no matter what). She does sometimes appear naive especially when it comes to earthrealm customs but she is still smart, just doesn’t show it off. She’s also very forgiving and will give people a second chance if they deserve it and will always fact check everything and see both sides of the story.
Time powers: She can travel through time and different timelines as well as getting visions from the past, present or future if it will help the current situation/timeline.
Creation powers: She can create anything that she wants as long as it doesn’t disturb the timeline and has some sort of purpose in it. For example she can cure tarkat but she won’t because it would disturb the timeline but she can create weapons for Scorpion’s clan.
Weaknesses: As mentioned before she can't create things that will disturb the timeline. That isn't something that is a choice that she made- she literally can't. Her body and mind won't let her no matter how hard she tries to. She also gets nausea, dizzy and sometimes even sick if she uses her powers too much. The severity of the sickness will vary depending on how much strain she's putting her body through. Despite being immortal she can still get injured and temporarily die but she will always get back up again. The only way for her to die permanently would be for her to give up her powers and for someone to take her place.
Relationship with some characters
Liu Kang: She sees him as a friend and as the only person that can understand her struggles. When he was creating the new timeline she helped him in any way that she could. She respects him a lot and despite not always understanding his decisions she doesn’t question them.
Raiden: Respects him and sees him as a friend. She understands why Liu chose him as champion and sees a lot of potential in him.
Kung Loa: Finds his cockiness infuriating and has hit him on the head multiple times because of that. Though she tolerates him for Raiden’s and Liu’s sake.
Tomas/Smoke: She sees him as someone that can be sweet and deadly at the same time. She likes spending time with him and is someone that will listen to his troubles no matter how small or big they are. She does feel horrible about what happened to him and wishes she could have stopped it.
Kauai Liang/Scorpion: She respects him a lot and acts almost like a mentor to him so that he can become a great grandmaster and so that his clan is strong enough for the upcoming war against Bi-han. She’s beyond happy about his marriage to Harumi but is worried because of what happened in previous timelines.
Bi-han/ Sub-zero: As much as she wishes to hate him she can’t. She really wants to understand why he did what he did and still has hope for him. She’s curious and weirdly drawn towards him and she can’t explain why that is. She wants him to be good again for everyone’s sake.
Johnny: She finds him entertaining and someone that won’t judge her for being silly. She goes to him first whenever she’s confused about Earthrealm customs and she’s interested to see his movies and how they were filmed.
Kenshi: Respects him and sees him as a friend. She feels terrible about what happened to him and wishes that she could bring his eyesight back.
Baraka: She treats him with respect and kindness and doesn’t see him as a monster because of Tarkat. She wishes that she could give him and the others the cure for tarkat.
Syzoth/Reptile: Feels terrible about what happened to his family but is glad that he decided to join them. Same with Baraka she doesn’t judge him because of his species.
Shang Tsung: Absolutely hates him and doesn’t see any hope for him in any timeline. She will gladly watch him die but she has to give him credit that he can be very convincing when he wants to be.
Quan Chi: Same as Shang Tsung- she absolutely hates him. Arguably even more than Shang Tsung because of the things that he did to Hanzo and the Lin Quei in past timelines.
Geras: She respects him and understands the burden that is on his shoulders because of the fact that he’s the protector of the hourglass and now has to look over multiple timelines so that the Armageddon event doesn’t repeat itself.
Sindel: Definitely prefers this Sindel to the others and has way more respect for her here. There are certain choices that she doesn’t agree with such as the whole incident with Li Mei and Tarkatans but she knows that Sindel is trying to be a good empress.
Kitana: Also respects her and tries to help her now that she’s in charge of the castle’s army. She does however worry about her and Raiden’s potential relationship. She has a feeling that they like each other but she’s worried that despite Raiden being better in this timeline, he will end up hurting her in one way or another.
Mileena: She believes that she will be an amazing Empress, maybe an even better one than her mother was. She does feel that her tarkat may get in the way sooner or later and the same with Baraka feels terrible that she’s not able to give them a cure for it.
Tanya: She respects her as a person and an Umgadi. She also approves of her relationship with Mileena but is worried that keeping it a secret isn’t the best idea but at the same time making it public also wouldn’t be a good idea.
General Shoa: Better than his previous versions but still not good enough for her to even respect him. Doesn’t hate him as much as Shang Tsung and Quan Chi but still hates him a lot.
Reiko: Doesn’t really have much of an opinion on this version of him. In her eyes he’s just blindly following his leader so she can’t really dislike him for that.
Havik: Again doesn’t have much of an opinion on him but his plan to destroy Siedo and making Rain destroy it didn’t leave a good feeling in her stomach. Though she is willing to try to understand his point of view and why he did what he did even if she knows that it was wrong.
Rain: She doesn’t forgive him for what he has done but she doesn’t hate him. She can see that he regrets his choices/actions a lot and that he is willing to do anything to earn Mileena’s forgiveness. She hopes that one day he’ll be able to live a better life and not be tempted again by ambition.
Nitara: She does feel sympathy about how her species is treated and the hunger that they have to face. She doesn’t agree with that whole breeding people in order to feed fiasco but she knows that she can’t interfier.
Ashra: Feels happy that she was able to escape Quan Chi and to free Sareena from him too and being reunited. She does hope that one day she’ll achieve absolution though she does fear that she may misjudged some people because of the fact that her Kriss can sense evil in people- because of that Luna fears that Ashra may misjudge someone just because they have some evil in them despite everyone having a wicked side to them.
Ermac: Seeing as he’s multiple souls in one body Lunaria can’t possibly judge him and have one opinion on him but the souls inside of him, which she can’t do because she hasn’t met them all and there’s too many of them to possibly keep track of.
Li Mei: Respects her a lot and doesn’t understand why the royal family blamed her for Jerrod’s death without actually doing some sort of investigation first so that they knew they were punishing the right person. She is happy that she’s finally on good terms with the royal family and that she’s more at peace than she was before.
Backstory: She doesn’t know if she was created or if she was born but she doesn’t particularly care. She lives in her little pocket dimension called the Inbetween because it's’ between all of the realms. She stays there in hibernation and only wakes up/leaves when she’s needed. No one knows about her pocket dimension and she won’t tell anyone. She is very lonely and wants company but she doesn’t let herself get attached to anyone since she will have to leave them eventually. She doesn’t even know what love feels like which is ironic since she can see when others are in love with each other. When it's time for her to leave she makes people forget about her using her time powers so that no one would go looking for her. It pains her to do that since it shows that she can’t have anything good for herself but there’s nothing that she can do about it. She doesn’t want to break the rules in fear of something bad happening. Her dimension doesn’t feel like home to her but she can’t live somewhere else. She also is immortal and the only way she can die is by killing herself; no one else can kill her but they can slow her down and injure her normally.
Kitana, playing shao Kahn's Mario maker level: *dies* elder God's da- your f*cking hammer with your tight a** hammer, your stick!
Mileena: *laughing*
Kitana: *making random noises*
Mileena: *laughing*
Kitana: *dies* what the f*ck!!!...*making more dumb noises*
Mileena: *laughing*
Kitana: no. Bowser, Why you gotta be like that? *Screams of mental pain* just had to get that out my system.
Kitana: alright. *sigh* my f*cking head hurts.
Mileena: I can't even see straight. I can no longer visually take in this level.
Kitana: f*ck this. F*ck this sh*t.
Mileena: you're going for it.
Kitana: this is so stupid! This is so stupid!! F*cking stupid!!! Ay-ay-ay chi mama!!!
Mileena: *laughs*
Kitana: No. No. No. No. No. No!!!!
Mileena: welp,this was fun. I think we should call Dad in here.
Kitana: so you beat it with a fire flower?
Shao Kahn: yep.
Kitana: then that's cheating!
Shao Kahn: it's not cheating. It's a secret.
Kitana: it's not a secret, it's cheating!
Shao Kahn: secret cheating.
Kitana: I knew it! I knew you couldn't beat it!
Shao Kahn: secret cheating
Kitana: *hands over remote* Here! I wanna see you beat- here, take it. Let's see you beat it without a flower!
Mileena: do it father.
Shao Kahn: *dies*
Kitana: have you ever beat it without the fire flower?
Shao Kahn: no
Kitana: Then f*ck you!
Shao Kahn: *laughs and leaves*
Mileena: *dies multiple times* I feel bad for the next person I fight. This anger is coming out in kombat.
Kitana: I'll prepare myself.
Mileena: *laughs*
Mileena: ok, here comes the part that nobody has ever beaten.
Kitana: *laughs* there's probably a f*cking-
Mileena: *dies* come on. *Sputtering* you gotta bounce off the turtle shell so why- *angry sputtering*
Both: *laugh*
Kitana: *playing* just gotta believe in myself. This is how it works. Just gotta hype yourself up.
Mileena: *quietly* I surrender.
Kitana: hype man. Gotta feel it in your bones.
Mileena: my bones are telling me to f*cking leave the room and cry. That's what my bones want me to do.
Kitana: my bones are telling me,"please, I need more milk. Why do you do this to me?"
Mileena: "I need calcium"
Kitana: "it's been so long since I've felt I've had proper sustenance"
Mileena: okay.
Kitana: "stop it with the pizzas!"
Both: *laughing*
Shang tsung: desperate times call for desperate measures *hipnotises shao Kahn*
Shao Kahn: desperate measures
Shang tsung: you will order kitana to marry me!
Shao Kahn: I will order kitana to- *snap's out if it* you're a bit old though.
Shang tsung: *tries again* you will order kitana to marry me!
Shao Kahn: kitana will- *snaps out of it* what's that noise?
Soldier souls: 🎶make way for prince liuey! Say "hey" to prince liuey!🎶
Ermac: 🎶hey! Clear the way in the old Bazaar! Hey you! Let us through! It's a bright new star! Oh, come be the first on your block to meet his eye! Make way! Here he comes! Ring bells! Bang the drums! Oh, you're gonna love this guy! Prince liuey! Fabulous he! Liuey kanabwa! Genuflect, show some respect! Down on one knee! Now, try your best to stay calm! Brush up your Sunday salaam! Then come and meet his spectacular corterie! Prince liuey! Might is he! Liuey kanabwa! Strong as 10 normal shao Lin, definitely!🎶
Elderly soul: 🎶he faced the galloping hordes!🎶
Child soul: 🎶100 bad guys with swords🎶
Civilian soul: 🎶who sent those goons to their lord?🎶
All souls: why prince liuey!
Slave souls: 🎶he's got 75 golden camels🎶
Ermac: 🎶don't they look lovely, June?🎶
Dancer souls: 🎶purple peacocks. He's got 53!🎶
Reporter soul: fabulous, Harry. I love the feathers.
Ermac: 🎶when it comes to exotic-type mammals🎶
Tiger soul: 🎶has he got a zoo?🎶
Goat soul: 🎶I'm telling you🎶
All souls: 🎶it's a world-class menagerie!🎶
Ermac: 🎶price liuey! Handsome is he, liuey kanabwa! That physique! How can I speak weak at the knee!? Well, get on out in that square! Adjust your veil and prepare to gawk and grovel and stare at prince liuey!🎶
Soldier souls: 🎶he's got 95 white Persian monkeys!🎶
Civilians: 🎶he got the monkeys! Let's see the monkeys!🎶
Dancer souls: 🎶and to view them, he charges no fee!🎶
Civilians: 🎶he's generous, so generous!🎶
All souls: 🎶he's got slaves, he's got servants and flunkies!🎶
Civilians: 🎶proud to work for him!🎶
All souls: 🎶they how to his whim. They love serving him. They're just lousy with loyalty! To liuey! Prince liuey!🎶
Shao Kahn: *attempts to let them in*
Shang tsung: *closes door*
Liu Kang: *gets through the door*
All souls: 🎶prince liuey! Amorous he! Liuey kanabwa!🎶
Ermac: 🎶heard your princess was a sight! Lovely to see! And that, good people, is why he got dolled up and dropped by!🎶
All souls: 🎶with 60 elephants, llamas gallore! With his bears and lions! A brass band and more! With his 40 fakirs, his cooks, his bakers! His birds that warble on key! Make way for prince liuey!🎶
Reprise
Shang tsung: 🎶prince liuey. Yes it is he. But not as you know him. Read my lips and come to grips with reality. Yes, meet a blast from your past. Whose lies were too good to last. Say hello to your precious prince liuey!🎶
Flaming skull: or should we say, Liu Kang?
Kitana: Liu Kang? It was you?
Liu Kang: princess, I tried to tell you. I'm not really a-
Shang tsung: 🎶so liuey turns out to be merely Liu kang. Just a con. Need I go on? Take it from me. His personality flaws give me adequate cause to send him packing on a one way trip, so his prospects take a terminal dip. His assets frozen. The venue chosen. It's the end of earthrealm-whoopee! So long ex-prince liuey!🎶
Kronika, after fixing the netherrealm castle: so, I think you both owe me a favor and thank you.
Revenant Liu Kang: a favor?
Revenant Kitana: thank you?
Kronika: you're welcome
Revenant Kitana: wait, I didn't. I don't even know what's going on.
Kronika: alright. Alright. 🎶I see what's happening here. You're face to face with legend and it's strange 🎶
*cetrion and shinnok appear*
Shinnok: you know what I always say mother. 🎶it's nice to see that mortals never change🎶
Cetrion: 🎶open your eyes let's begin🎶
Kronika: 🎶yes it's really me, kronika. Breathe it in. I know it's a lot, the hourglass, the squad. When you're staring a time god.🎶
Cetrion: 🎶what can I say except "you're welcome?" For the tides, the sun, the sky🎶
Shinnok: 🎶hey, it's okay. It's okay. You're welcome! I'm just a normal magic guy🎶
Cetrion: 🎶hey, who has two thumbs and held up the sky when you were waddling ye hal? This gal.🎶
Shinnok: 🎶when the nights cold, who offered you fire from the netherrealm below? You're looking at him, yo!🎶
Kronika: 🎶oh, I also control the sun. You're welcome. To continue the days and bring you fun🎶
Cetrion: 🎶also, I harnessed the breeze. You're welcome. To fill your sails and shake your trees.🎶
Kronika: 🎶so what can I say except "you're welcome?" For the islands pulled from the seas🎶
Shinnok: 🎶there's no need to pray, it's okay, you're welcome. I guess it's just my way of being me.🎶
All 3: 🎶you're welcome! You're welcome🎶
Kronika, showing images on the hourglass: 🎶well, come to think of it.🎶
Cetrion: 🎶kid, honestly I can go on and on. I can explain every natural phenomenon. The tide, the grass, the ground? Oh, that was just cetrion messing around.🎶
Shinnok: 🎶I killed a guy. Accidentally made a new realm. He was just there and now you have the netherrealm🎶
Kronika: 🎶what's the lesson? What is the takeaway? Don't mess with us when we're on the breakaway. And everything you see on the hourglass, is history that came to pass. Look what we did. We make everything happen. Look at the past versions of us just tippity tappin'. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, hey!🎶
All 3: 🎶well anyway, let me say you're welcome! For the wonderful world you know. Hey it's okay, it's okay you're welcome!🎶
Kronika: 🎶now that I think of it, we need your help. hey it's your day to say you're welcome. We're making someone disappear from history. We're making Raiden go away, away, you're welcome. 'cause doing that requires power beyond me🎶
Cetrion and shinnok: 🎶you're welcome🎶
Kronika: 🎶you're Welcome🎶
Cetrion and shinnok: 🎶you're welcome🎶
Kronika: 🎶you're welcome🎶
Kitana and Liu kang: we'll help you.
What's next?
I have multiple parodies in my head and I don't know which one to do. So, I'll let you lovely people vote.
This is Halloween parody from nightmare before Christmas
A make a man out of you parody with shao Kahn, kitana, mileena, kotal, and 1 more person of your choosing.
Dagames medley with mortal Kombat characters
What's it gonna be? I'll do all of them but I wanna see what you people want first
The gang infiltrate the tarkatans camp
Liu Kang: tarkatans. I don't like tarkatans. What's the plan for getting by them?
Kitana: live bait
Liu Kang: good plan. Wait
Kitana: come on. We need a diversion.
Liu Kang: what do you want me to do? Dress up in drag and do the hula?
A few seconds later
Liu Kang: luau! 🎶are you looking for a hunk of shao Lin meat? Eat my buddy Kung Lao because he's a treat. Come down and dine for something divine. All you have to do is get in line. Are you achin'?🎶
Kung Lao: 🎶yep yep yep🎶
Liu Kang: 🎶for human bacon?🎶
Kung Lao: 🎶yep yep yep🎶
Liu Kang: 🎶he's a big pig!🎶
Kung Lao: hey!
Liu Kang: 🎶you can be a big pig too!🎶
Both: oy!
I accidentally deleted the ask but I'll do the song request
Shang tsung: my sweet kitana. Filling requests is what I do. I live for it. To help unfortunate people like you. pour souls with nobody else to turn to. 🎶I'll admit that in the past I've been pretty nasty. They aren't kidding when they called a bit of a witch. But you'll find that nowadays, I've mended all my ways. Repented, seen the light, and made a switch. And I definitely know plenty of magic. It's a talent I've always possessed. And here lately, just don't laugh, I use it on behalf of the miserable, lonely, and depressed. A bit pathetic. Those poor unfortunate souls. In pain, in need. One longing to be thin. The other to get the girl. Do I help them? Yes, indeed. Those poor unfortunate souls. So sad, so true. They come flooding to my flesh pits. Crying, "sweet sorcerer, please". And do I help them? Yes I do. Now it's happened once or twice. Someone couldn't pay the price. And I'm afraid I had to rake them across the coals. Yes, I've had some odd complaints. But I've mostly been a saint. To those poor unfortunate souls.🎶
Shang tsung: here's the deal, I'll Grant you the power to leave outworld and experience the earthrealm for three days. But that's it. And, if you can find you like it better there, you can stay. If you don't, you're coming right back here.
Kitana: I'd be abounding my family.
Shang tsung: that's your problem and choice. You need to make these kinds of choices in life. I forgot to mention that I'm going to need some payment.
Kitana: but I-
Shang tsung: not money. What I want is a tiny bit of your DNA. Specifically, blood. But you will be mute for a while.
Kitana: but it just seems a bit odd-
Shang tsung: 🎶you'll still have your looks. Your pretty face. And don't forget the importance of your fighting skill. People in earthrealm don't like a lot of blabber. They think people who gossip are a bore. Yet up there, it's much preferred for people to not be heard. Besides, what is idle prattle for? Come on! They're not all that impressed with conversation. Decent people avoid it when they can. Sometimes the people swoon and fawn on people who are withdrawn. It's they who hold their tounge that get someone. Come on! You poor unfortunate souls. Hi ahead! Make your choice. I'm a very busy man and I don't have all day. It won't cost much. Just some DNA! You poor unfortunate soul. It's sad, but true. If you want to cross that bridge the you have to pay the toll. Go ahead and take a breath the grab a pen and sign the scroll! Shao kahn, I've finally got her. The boss is on a roll! This poor unfortunate soul!🎶
Quan chi, looking at a broken coffee maker: so, who broke it? I'm not mad. I just wanna know.
Kitana: it was me. I bro-
Quan chi: no. No you didn't. Kung Lao?
Kung Lao: don't look at me. Look at Liu Kang.
Liu Kang: what? I didn't break it.
Kung Lao: huh. That's weird. Then how did you know it was broken?
Liu Kang: because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Kung Lao: suspicious.
Liu kang: no it isn't.
Kabal: if it matters, probably not but, Jade was the last one to use it.
Jade: what? Kabal, I don't even drink that crap.
Kabal: really? Then why were you by the coffee cart earlier?
Jade: I sit by it and polish my weapons. Everyone knows that.
Kitana: ok, let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Quan chi.
Quan chi: no. Who broke it?
Kabal: Quan chi, strykers been suspiciously quiet.
Stryker: really!?
Kabal: yes, really.
Quan chi steps outside while the revenants argue.
Quan chi: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict that in 10 minutes, they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a demons head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
I accidentally deleted the ask but I'll do the song request
Shang tsung: my sweet kitana. Filling requests is what I do. I live for it. To help unfortunate people like you. pour souls with nobody else to turn to. 🎶I'll admit that in the past I've been pretty nasty. They aren't kidding when they called a bit of a witch. But you'll find that nowadays, I've mended all my ways. Repented, seen the light, and made a switch. And I definitely know plenty of magic. It's a talent I've always possessed. And here lately, just don't laugh, I use it on behalf of the miserable, lonely, and depressed. A bit pathetic. Those poor unfortunate souls. In pain, in need. One longing to be thin. The other to get the girl. Do I help them? Yes, indeed. Those poor unfortunate souls. So sad, so true. They come flooding to my flesh pits. Crying, "sweet sorcerer, please". And do I help them? Yes I do. Now it's happened once or twice. Someone couldn't pay the price. And I'm afraid I had to rake them across the coals. Yes, I've had some odd complaints. But I've mostly been a saint. To those poor unfortunate souls.🎶
Shang tsung: here's the deal, I'll Grant you the power to leave outworld and experience the earthrealm for three days. But that's it. And, if you can find you like it better there, you can stay. If you don't, you're coming right back here.
Kitana: I'd be abounding my family.
Shang tsung: that's your problem and choice. You need to make these kinds of choices in life. I forgot to mention that I'm going to need some payment.
Kitana: but I-
Shang tsung: not money. What I want is a tiny bit of your DNA. Specifically, blood. But you will be mute for a while.
Kitana: but it just seems a bit odd-
Shang tsung: 🎶you'll still have your looks. Your pretty face. And don't forget the importance of your fighting skill. People in earthrealm don't like a lot of blabber. They think people who gossip are a bore. Yet up there, it's much preferred for people to not be heard. Besides, what is idle prattle for? Come on! They're not all that impressed with conversation. Decent people avoid it when they can. Sometimes the people swoon and fawn on people who are withdrawn. It's they who hold their tounge that get someone. Come on! You poor unfortunate souls. Hi ahead! Make your choice. I'm a very busy man and I don't have all day. It won't cost much. Just some DNA! You poor unfortunate soul. It's sad, but true. If you want to cross that bridge the you have to pay the toll. Go ahead and take a breath the grab a pen and sign the scroll! Shao kahn, I've finally got her. The boss is on a roll! This poor unfortunate soul!🎶
Shang tsung: desperate times call for desperate measures *hipnotises shao Kahn*
Shao Kahn: desperate measures
Shang tsung: you will order kitana to marry me!
Shao Kahn: I will order kitana to- *snap’s out if it* you’re a bit old though.
Shang tsung: *tries again* you will order kitana to marry me!
Shao Kahn: kitana will- *snaps out of it* what’s that noise?
Soldier souls: 🎶make way for prince liuey! Say “hey” to prince liuey!🎶
Ermac: 🎶hey! Clear the way in the old Bazaar! Hey you! Let us through! It’s a bright new star! Oh, come be the first on your block to meet his eye! Make way! Here he comes! Ring bells! Bang the drums! Oh, you’re gonna love this guy! Prince liuey! Fabulous he! Liuey kanabwa! Genuflect, show some respect! Down on one knee! Now, try your best to stay calm! Brush up your Sunday salaam! Then come and meet his spectacular corterie! Prince liuey! Might is he! Liuey kanabwa! Strong as 10 normal shao Lin, definitely!🎶
Elderly soul: 🎶he faced the galloping hordes!🎶
Child soul: 🎶100 bad guys with swords🎶
Civilian soul: 🎶who sent those goons to their lord?🎶
All souls: why prince liuey!
Slave souls: 🎶he’s got 75 golden camels🎶
Ermac: 🎶don’t they look lovely, June?🎶
Dancer souls: 🎶purple peacocks. He’s got 53!🎶
Reporter soul: fabulous, Harry. I love the feathers.
Ermac: 🎶when it comes to exotic-type mammals🎶
Tiger soul: 🎶has he got a zoo?🎶
Goat soul: 🎶I’m telling you🎶
All souls: 🎶it’s a world-class menagerie!🎶
Ermac: 🎶price liuey! Handsome is he, liuey kanabwa! That physique! How can I speak weak at the knee!? Well, get on out in that square! Adjust your veil and prepare to gawk and grovel and stare at prince liuey!🎶
Soldier souls: 🎶he’s got 95 white Persian monkeys!🎶
Civilians: 🎶he got the monkeys! Let’s see the monkeys!🎶
Dancer souls: 🎶and to view them, he charges no fee!🎶
Civilians: 🎶he’s generous, so generous!🎶
All souls: 🎶he’s got slaves, he’s got servants and flunkies!🎶
Civilians: 🎶proud to work for him!🎶
All souls: 🎶they how to his whim. They love serving him. They’re just lousy with loyalty! To liuey! Prince liuey!🎶
Shao Kahn: *attempts to let them in*
Shang tsung: *closes door*
Liu Kang: *gets through the door*
All souls: 🎶prince liuey! Amorous he! Liuey kanabwa!🎶
Ermac: 🎶heard your princess was a sight! Lovely to see! And that, good people, is why he got dolled up and dropped by!🎶
All souls: 🎶with 60 elephants, llamas gallore! With his bears and lions! A brass band and more! With his 40 fakirs, his cooks, his bakers! His birds that warble on key! Make way for prince liuey!🎶
Reprise
Shang tsung: 🎶prince liuey. Yes it is he. But not as you know him. Read my lips and come to grips with reality. Yes, meet a blast from your past. Whose lies were too good to last. Say hello to your precious prince liuey!🎶
Flaming skull: or should we say, Liu Kang?
Kitana: Liu Kang? It was you?
Liu Kang: princess, I tried to tell you. I’m not really a-
Shang tsung: 🎶so liuey turns out to be merely Liu kang. Just a con. Need I go on? Take it from me. His personality flaws give me adequate cause to send him packing on a one way trip, so his prospects take a terminal dip. His assets frozen. The venue chosen. It’s the end of earthrealm-whoopee! So long ex-prince liuey!🎶
Jacqui: 🎶there's 104 days of summer vacation and Kombat comes along just to end it!🎶
Cassie: 🎶So the annual problem of this generation is finding a good way to spend it!🎶
Mk kast from mk1-11: 🎶like maybe🎶
Frost: 🎶building a robot!🎶
Ermac: 🎶or fighting a mummy!🎶
Takeda: 🎶or fighting up the klassic tower!🎶
Tarkatans playing trumpet's
Erron: 🎶discovering something that doesn't exist🎶 finds khameleon hey!
Baraka: 🎶or giving kintaro a shower!🎶
Naknada and shokan play guitars and drums
Rain: 🎶surfing tidlewaves🎶
Cyrax: 🎶creating nano bots🎶
Shang tsung: 🎶or locating my Frankensteins brain🎶
Mileena: it's over here!
Fujin: 🎶finding a dodo bird🎶
Kitana: 🎶painting the netherrealm!🎶
Kombat kids: 🎶and driving shinnok insane!🎶
Shinnok: Mortals!
Johnny: 🎶as you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do before someone continues the brawl!🎶
Entire mk kast: 🎶so stick with us 'cause the entire kast is gonna do it all! So stick with us 'cause the entire kast is gonna do it all.🎶
Shinnok: mother, the mortals are doing a song parody!
Make a request
The three songs from that episode where Phineas and Ferb get the band back together except it's getting the entire cast together. These will feature khameleon, mokap, and hydro
Hakuna matata featuring Bo Rai Cho, Liu Kang, Kung Lao, kitana, Jade, and mileena
Let it go with frost.
Leave your request in the notes or in the ask box.
I accidentally deleted the ask but I'll do the song request
Shang tsung: my sweet kitana. Filling requests is what I do. I live for it. To help unfortunate people like you. pour souls with nobody else to turn to. 🎶I'll admit that in the past I've been pretty nasty. They aren't kidding when they called a bit of a witch. But you'll find that nowadays, I've mended all my ways. Repented, seen the light, and made a switch. And I definitely know plenty of magic. It's a talent I've always possessed. And here lately, just don't laugh, I use it on behalf of the miserable, lonely, and depressed. A bit pathetic. Those poor unfortunate souls. In pain, in need. One longing to be thin. The other to get the girl. Do I help them? Yes, indeed. Those poor unfortunate souls. So sad, so true. They come flooding to my flesh pits. Crying, "sweet sorcerer, please". And do I help them? Yes I do. Now it's happened once or twice. Someone couldn't pay the price. And I'm afraid I had to rake them across the coals. Yes, I've had some odd complaints. But I've mostly been a saint. To those poor unfortunate souls.🎶
Shang tsung: here's the deal, I'll Grant you the power to leave outworld and experience the earthrealm for three days. But that's it. And, if you can find you like it better there, you can stay. If you don't, you're coming right back here.
Kitana: I'd be abounding my family.
Shang tsung: that's your problem and choice. You need to make these kinds of choices in life. I forgot to mention that I'm going to need some payment.
Kitana: but I-
Shang tsung: not money. What I want is a tiny bit of your DNA. Specifically, blood. But you will be mute for a while.
Kitana: but it just seems a bit odd-
Shang tsung: 🎶you'll still have your looks. Your pretty face. And don't forget the importance of your fighting skill. People in earthrealm don't like a lot of blabber. They think people who gossip are a bore. Yet up there, it's much preferred for people to not be heard. Besides, what is idle prattle for? Come on! They're not all that impressed with conversation. Decent people avoid it when they can. Sometimes the people swoon and fawn on people who are withdrawn. It's they who hold their tounge that get someone. Come on! You poor unfortunate souls. Hi ahead! Make your choice. I'm a very busy man and I don't have all day. It won't cost much. Just some DNA! You poor unfortunate soul. It's sad, but true. If you want to cross that bridge the you have to pay the toll. Go ahead and take a breath the grab a pen and sign the scroll! Shao kahn, I've finally got her. The boss is on a roll! This poor unfortunate soul!🎶