Liu Kang - Tumblr Posts
Don’t mind me, just counting down to Thursday by quietly willing Nightwolf into the new era as a magical hacker/dimension hopper/thorn in Lord Liu Kang’s side.
Seriously though, I’d love to combine his tech-head skills from the old cartoon with his skill and knowledge of mysticism; I just feel like there’s so much potential there!
Literally had no idea for an oc so I just made a postman.
Hello tumblr!!
Without a doubt, it was beautiful.
first drawing of the month of april, this time by lord liu kang. 💙🌩🔥
I hope you like it byes!! 🐍✨💚
Normal ass people in MK mobile: probably leveling up or some shit, collecting characters
My dumbass: I need to have the prettiest banner in all of the land and must change theme every week or so
-Liu Kang x Reader
{A soft moment between you and Liu Kang}
Super fluffy and very domestic!! Hope you enjoy my lovelies! 💕
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Evenings in the Shaolin monastery never fail to take your breath away, how the pink and orange hues from the setting sun seem to bleed together, casting its warm light across the horizon. You admire the beauty of the scenery from the quaint little space you found. Hidden away from the other monks, a small open room lit by candles, where you could enjoy some tea in peace.
You allow your mind to drift as you take a deep breath, taking in the sounds of nature and distant water, only to be pleasantly interrupted by Liu Kang as he enters your quaint space with consideration, careful, so as to not rip you away from your meditative state.
“Nice of you to join me” you smile, shuffling to make space on the wooden floor for him to sit beside you, and he does so without hesitation, sitting on the blanket you laid upon the floor, “How did you find me?” You wonder as he looks at you with soft eyes.
“I couldn’t find you anywhere, I figured you’d be here” he explains, his hands finding yours, stopping you from pouring him some tea. “How is your head?” He tilts his chin slightly as he caresses your cheek, thumb soothing the space under your eye.
You had told him you weren’t feeling all too well this morning, way before he left to help Raiden and Kung Lao with whatever needed their attention around the Shaolin Temple. He had offered to look after you, the ever-caring man that he was, but yet his duties called him and he was whisked away from you.
Liu Kang can’t help but smile as you lean into his warm hand, the fabric of his bandages are rough against your skin but that doesn’t stop you. “A lot better than this morning” you hum, fingers wrapping around his wrist, gently bringing his hands down to your lap.
“Nothing some ginger tea couldn’t help” You begin unwrapping the bandages from his hands ever so carefully. He relishes in the way it feels, almost as if the tension from him unravels along with the tough cloth. You take a moment to run your fingertips across his slightly calloused palms, making a mental note to buy more hand cream.
The absence of the sun brings a cold chill, one that causes a shiver to run down your spine. Liu Kang notices, and with a soft frown, he reaches from behind you, picking up the knitted shawl and draping it over your shoulders before pressing a kiss to your cheek.
“Mhm, I am glad to hear” he whispers, shuffling to sit behind you. He wraps his arms around your waist, resting his chin on your shoulder as you continue to drink the warm liquid. “Tomorrow I am all yours my heart, the two of us can do whatever you please,” he says and you don't have to look at him to know there's a smirk on his lips.
His chest blooms with warmth at the way you giggle, a sound Liu Kang couldn’t possibly ever get bored of, “Whatever I please? Hmm, you might come to regret saying that” There’s a certain playfulness in your words that only drives Liu Kang to hold you tighter, peppering your shoulder with soft kisses.
“Learn from it… perhaps, but regret I could never, every moment with you is deeply cherished” his words carry a certain weight to them, something that doesn’t go amiss as his lips continue to playfully trail up towards your jaw.
“Like you learned from the baking incident?” you remind him of the series of unfortunate events all over again. How the sweet treat ended up being terribly charred and completely inedible. You can feel Liu Kang's chest rise and fall from behind you as he laughs, calloused hands slipping into your own.
“Yes, I learned not to let you distract me” he teases, thumb soothing along your knuckles. Another gust of wind pushes through the trees, and you’re thankful that the god of fire is sitting behind you, holding you close to him. But despite his warm presence, he still notices the goosebumps that invade your body and the slight shiver that crawls through your spine.
“Let’s go home before you catch a cold” he whispers, lips grazing against your ear before standing up. The loss of his warmth hits you suddenly, and you are made very aware of the autumn winds. Liu Kang helps you to your feet, and with linked arms, the pair of you make your way home.
The rest of the night he spends practically glued to your hip, touching you in any way he possibly can and true to his words, the next day is spent doing whatever you please.
I have done some cringe stuff with @gigacalorie
I don’t know WHEN we done it but…. Maybe someday u are will see full version
Just had this thought but bare with me
Raiden and Bo Rai Cho act like a divorced married couple despite not beben dating (cause they to scared to talk feelings (mood))
so that makes Kung Lao and Liu Kang children of divorce m, each time the other does something wrong, they just take the children out to train, meditate, or do something they enjoy just to piss the other off
On the other hand, Fujin has to deal with his brother complaining and gushing about Bo rai cho
My Mk OC
This is my own original character for the Mortal Kombat franchise! Mostly to be used in the new MK1 game but can be used in the previous games and movies as well but with some obvious changes.
Name: Lunaria
Species/Purpose: Goddess of time and creation
Age: Thousand of years old
Sexuality: Bisexual
Personality: Very much without a filter- she says what she thinks unless she knows it's offensive( for example she won’t say the N word or any type of slur no matter what). She does sometimes appear naive especially when it comes to earthrealm customs but she is still smart, just doesn’t show it off. She’s also very forgiving and will give people a second chance if they deserve it and will always fact check everything and see both sides of the story.
Time powers: She can travel through time and different timelines as well as getting visions from the past, present or future if it will help the current situation/timeline.
Creation powers: She can create anything that she wants as long as it doesn’t disturb the timeline and has some sort of purpose in it. For example she can cure tarkat but she won’t because it would disturb the timeline but she can create weapons for Scorpion’s clan.
Weaknesses: As mentioned before she can't create things that will disturb the timeline. That isn't something that is a choice that she made- she literally can't. Her body and mind won't let her no matter how hard she tries to. She also gets nausea, dizzy and sometimes even sick if she uses her powers too much. The severity of the sickness will vary depending on how much strain she's putting her body through. Despite being immortal she can still get injured and temporarily die but she will always get back up again. The only way for her to die permanently would be for her to give up her powers and for someone to take her place.
Relationship with some characters
Liu Kang: She sees him as a friend and as the only person that can understand her struggles. When he was creating the new timeline she helped him in any way that she could. She respects him a lot and despite not always understanding his decisions she doesn’t question them.
Raiden: Respects him and sees him as a friend. She understands why Liu chose him as champion and sees a lot of potential in him.
Kung Loa: Finds his cockiness infuriating and has hit him on the head multiple times because of that. Though she tolerates him for Raiden’s and Liu’s sake.
Tomas/Smoke: She sees him as someone that can be sweet and deadly at the same time. She likes spending time with him and is someone that will listen to his troubles no matter how small or big they are. She does feel horrible about what happened to him and wishes she could have stopped it.
Kauai Liang/Scorpion: She respects him a lot and acts almost like a mentor to him so that he can become a great grandmaster and so that his clan is strong enough for the upcoming war against Bi-han. She’s beyond happy about his marriage to Harumi but is worried because of what happened in previous timelines.
Bi-han/ Sub-zero: As much as she wishes to hate him she can’t. She really wants to understand why he did what he did and still has hope for him. She’s curious and weirdly drawn towards him and she can’t explain why that is. She wants him to be good again for everyone’s sake.
Johnny: She finds him entertaining and someone that won’t judge her for being silly. She goes to him first whenever she’s confused about Earthrealm customs and she’s interested to see his movies and how they were filmed.
Kenshi: Respects him and sees him as a friend. She feels terrible about what happened to him and wishes that she could bring his eyesight back.
Baraka: She treats him with respect and kindness and doesn’t see him as a monster because of Tarkat. She wishes that she could give him and the others the cure for tarkat.
Syzoth/Reptile: Feels terrible about what happened to his family but is glad that he decided to join them. Same with Baraka she doesn’t judge him because of his species.
Shang Tsung: Absolutely hates him and doesn’t see any hope for him in any timeline. She will gladly watch him die but she has to give him credit that he can be very convincing when he wants to be.
Quan Chi: Same as Shang Tsung- she absolutely hates him. Arguably even more than Shang Tsung because of the things that he did to Hanzo and the Lin Quei in past timelines.
Geras: She respects him and understands the burden that is on his shoulders because of the fact that he’s the protector of the hourglass and now has to look over multiple timelines so that the Armageddon event doesn’t repeat itself.
Sindel: Definitely prefers this Sindel to the others and has way more respect for her here. There are certain choices that she doesn’t agree with such as the whole incident with Li Mei and Tarkatans but she knows that Sindel is trying to be a good empress.
Kitana: Also respects her and tries to help her now that she’s in charge of the castle’s army. She does however worry about her and Raiden’s potential relationship. She has a feeling that they like each other but she’s worried that despite Raiden being better in this timeline, he will end up hurting her in one way or another.
Mileena: She believes that she will be an amazing Empress, maybe an even better one than her mother was. She does feel that her tarkat may get in the way sooner or later and the same with Baraka feels terrible that she’s not able to give them a cure for it.
Tanya: She respects her as a person and an Umgadi. She also approves of her relationship with Mileena but is worried that keeping it a secret isn’t the best idea but at the same time making it public also wouldn’t be a good idea.
General Shoa: Better than his previous versions but still not good enough for her to even respect him. Doesn’t hate him as much as Shang Tsung and Quan Chi but still hates him a lot.
Reiko: Doesn’t really have much of an opinion on this version of him. In her eyes he’s just blindly following his leader so she can’t really dislike him for that.
Havik: Again doesn’t have much of an opinion on him but his plan to destroy Siedo and making Rain destroy it didn’t leave a good feeling in her stomach. Though she is willing to try to understand his point of view and why he did what he did even if she knows that it was wrong.
Rain: She doesn’t forgive him for what he has done but she doesn’t hate him. She can see that he regrets his choices/actions a lot and that he is willing to do anything to earn Mileena’s forgiveness. She hopes that one day he’ll be able to live a better life and not be tempted again by ambition.
Nitara: She does feel sympathy about how her species is treated and the hunger that they have to face. She doesn’t agree with that whole breeding people in order to feed fiasco but she knows that she can’t interfier.
Ashra: Feels happy that she was able to escape Quan Chi and to free Sareena from him too and being reunited. She does hope that one day she’ll achieve absolution though she does fear that she may misjudged some people because of the fact that her Kriss can sense evil in people- because of that Luna fears that Ashra may misjudge someone just because they have some evil in them despite everyone having a wicked side to them.
Ermac: Seeing as he’s multiple souls in one body Lunaria can’t possibly judge him and have one opinion on him but the souls inside of him, which she can’t do because she hasn’t met them all and there’s too many of them to possibly keep track of.
Li Mei: Respects her a lot and doesn’t understand why the royal family blamed her for Jerrod’s death without actually doing some sort of investigation first so that they knew they were punishing the right person. She is happy that she’s finally on good terms with the royal family and that she’s more at peace than she was before.
Backstory: She doesn’t know if she was created or if she was born but she doesn’t particularly care. She lives in her little pocket dimension called the Inbetween because it's’ between all of the realms. She stays there in hibernation and only wakes up/leaves when she’s needed. No one knows about her pocket dimension and she won’t tell anyone. She is very lonely and wants company but she doesn’t let herself get attached to anyone since she will have to leave them eventually. She doesn’t even know what love feels like which is ironic since she can see when others are in love with each other. When it's time for her to leave she makes people forget about her using her time powers so that no one would go looking for her. It pains her to do that since it shows that she can’t have anything good for herself but there’s nothing that she can do about it. She doesn’t want to break the rules in fear of something bad happening. Her dimension doesn’t feel like home to her but she can’t live somewhere else. She also is immortal and the only way she can die is by killing herself; no one else can kill her but they can slow her down and injure her normally.
My Mk oc intros
This is going to be for the first game but I can do intros for the characters in previous games. Also the length of the intros will vary between 2-3 lines.
Scorpion/Kuai Liang
Lunaria: I don't think I will ever get used to seeing you in those colours and with such powers.
Scorpion: Is that a bad thing?
Lunaria: No. But it gives me too much deja vu from previous timelines.
Scorpion: Do me and Bi-han ever reconcile?
Lunaria: I'm not allowed to tell you that without potentially disturbing the timeline.
Lunaria: How is your new recruit doing?
Scorpion: Hanzo's training is going well.
Lunaria: I don't think I will ever get used to hearing that name in this context
Scorpion: How different I am in the previous timelines?
Lunaria: As Scorpion? Or as Kuai Liang?
Bi-han/Sub-zero
Sub-Zero: You're a fool to stay by Liu Kang's side.
Lunaria: I know him better than you ever will.
Sub-Zero: Which makes you a bigger fool for staying by his side.
Lunaria: Bi-han please, reconcile with your family.
Sub-Zero: I have no family anymore.
Lunaria: Guess that in every timeline you're stubborn.
Sub-Zero: You deserve to rule the realms.
Lunaria: I have no need or desire to do so.
Lunaria: Bi-han do not trust Frost or Sektor.
Sub-Zero: Why should I listen to you?
Lunaria: Because in every timeline they always go down a dark path.
Liu Kang
Lunaria: This timeline is confusing my brain and giving me major deja vu.
Liu Kang: I apologise for it troubling you.
Lunaria: Don't be. You made this timeline well.
Liu Kang: You're still here?
Lunaria: I'm not feeling that pull that I do when I need to leave.
Liu Kang: Than that means that you're still needed here.
Lunaria: Hopefully the gates between the timelines won't be open again.
Liu Kang: I hope so too.
Liu Kang: Have you been getting anymore visions?
Lunaria: From this timeline or the rest?
Liu Kang: Any that can help us.
Should I do more with other characters?
LIU FROM MORTAL KOMBAT USFFUSFBU THE MOVIE IS SO SO GOOD EVERYONE WATCH IT (sorry for non Punch out post lol)
Liu Kang, after finding a magic lamp: what's this? There's an inscription on it. It's a bit tough to read. *Rubs lamps to see it, making the lamp shake*
Lamp: *shoots fireworks and smoke*
Ermac: *coming out of the lamp* being in there for so long gives ya such a crick in the neck. Hang on. *Adjusts head* feels great to be out of there. *Magically has a microphone* so tell me, what's your name? Where are ya from?
Liu Kang: erm, Liu Kang.
Ermac: Liu Kang. Hello Liu kang. Nice to have you on the show. Can we call you Liu? Or maybe Kang?
Liu Kang: I think I hit my head.
Ermac: you're a lot smaller than our last master. Or we're getting bigger. Look at us from the side. Do we look different to you?
Liu Kang: hang on, I'm your master?
Ermac: that's right. *Places scholar hat on Liu Kang* he can be taught. What do you need from the great genie from the lamp? *Ermac summons a few of his souls to cheer for him* that's right. Thank you. I'll be here all week.
Liu Kang: wait, I get wishes?
Ermac: 3 to be exact. But only three. Uno. Dos. Tres. Three. no substitutions, exchanges, or refunds.
Liu Kang: I think Bo Rai Chi gave me too much to drink.
Ermac: master, we don't think you quite understand what you've got here. So how about you roominate while we illuminate the possibilities.
Ermac: 🎶well Kano got them 40 thieves. Lord Raiden had a thousand tales. But, master. You're in luck 'cause up your sleeves you've got a brand of magic never fails. You've got some power in your corner now. Some heavy ammunition in your camp. You've got some punch, pizzazz Yahoo and how. See, all you gotta do is run that lamp and we'll say. Mr Liu kang sir, what will your pleasure be? Let us take your order, jot it down. You ain't never had a friend like we. Life is your restaurant and I'm you mattre d'. Come and whisper what it is you want. You ain't ever had a friend like we. Yes sir. We pride ourselves on service. You're the boss, the king, the shah. Say what you wish. It's yours, true dish. How 'bout a little more baklava? Have some of column A. Try all of column B. We're in the mood to help you dude. You ain't never had a friend like we.🎶
*dance break*
Ermac, while juggling souls: 🎶can your friends do this?🎶
Ermac, while having Liu Kang the souls to juggle: 🎶can your friends do that?🎶
Ermac, with kung Laos hat: 🎶can your friends pull this..*pulls a rabbit out of the hat* out their little hat?🎶
Ermac: 🎶can your friends go poof!?🎶 Well looky here.
Ermac: 🎶can your friends go Abracadabra? Let her rip?! And then make the sucker disappear? So don't just sit there slack-jawed, buggy-eyed. We're here to answer all your mid night prayers. You got me bona fide, certified. You got a genie for a chargé d'affaires. We got a powerful urge to help you out. So what's your wish? We really wanna know. You got a list that's 3 miles long. No doubt. Well, all you gotta do is rub like so. Mr Liu Kang sir. Have a wish or two or three. We're on the job, you big nabob. You ain't never had a friend never had a friend. You ain't never had a friend never had a friend.🎶
Ermac: you ain't never. Had a. Friend! Like! We!
Ermac: you ain't never had a friend like we.
Shang tsung: desperate times call for desperate measures *hipnotises shao Kahn*
Shao Kahn: desperate measures
Shang tsung: you will order kitana to marry me!
Shao Kahn: I will order kitana to- *snap's out if it* you're a bit old though.
Shang tsung: *tries again* you will order kitana to marry me!
Shao Kahn: kitana will- *snaps out of it* what's that noise?
Soldier souls: 🎶make way for prince liuey! Say "hey" to prince liuey!🎶
Ermac: 🎶hey! Clear the way in the old Bazaar! Hey you! Let us through! It's a bright new star! Oh, come be the first on your block to meet his eye! Make way! Here he comes! Ring bells! Bang the drums! Oh, you're gonna love this guy! Prince liuey! Fabulous he! Liuey kanabwa! Genuflect, show some respect! Down on one knee! Now, try your best to stay calm! Brush up your Sunday salaam! Then come and meet his spectacular corterie! Prince liuey! Might is he! Liuey kanabwa! Strong as 10 normal shao Lin, definitely!🎶
Elderly soul: 🎶he faced the galloping hordes!🎶
Child soul: 🎶100 bad guys with swords🎶
Civilian soul: 🎶who sent those goons to their lord?🎶
All souls: why prince liuey!
Slave souls: 🎶he's got 75 golden camels🎶
Ermac: 🎶don't they look lovely, June?🎶
Dancer souls: 🎶purple peacocks. He's got 53!🎶
Reporter soul: fabulous, Harry. I love the feathers.
Ermac: 🎶when it comes to exotic-type mammals🎶
Tiger soul: 🎶has he got a zoo?🎶
Goat soul: 🎶I'm telling you🎶
All souls: 🎶it's a world-class menagerie!🎶
Ermac: 🎶price liuey! Handsome is he, liuey kanabwa! That physique! How can I speak weak at the knee!? Well, get on out in that square! Adjust your veil and prepare to gawk and grovel and stare at prince liuey!🎶
Soldier souls: 🎶he's got 95 white Persian monkeys!🎶
Civilians: 🎶he got the monkeys! Let's see the monkeys!🎶
Dancer souls: 🎶and to view them, he charges no fee!🎶
Civilians: 🎶he's generous, so generous!🎶
All souls: 🎶he's got slaves, he's got servants and flunkies!🎶
Civilians: 🎶proud to work for him!🎶
All souls: 🎶they how to his whim. They love serving him. They're just lousy with loyalty! To liuey! Prince liuey!🎶
Shao Kahn: *attempts to let them in*
Shang tsung: *closes door*
Liu Kang: *gets through the door*
All souls: 🎶prince liuey! Amorous he! Liuey kanabwa!🎶
Ermac: 🎶heard your princess was a sight! Lovely to see! And that, good people, is why he got dolled up and dropped by!🎶
All souls: 🎶with 60 elephants, llamas gallore! With his bears and lions! A brass band and more! With his 40 fakirs, his cooks, his bakers! His birds that warble on key! Make way for prince liuey!🎶
Reprise
Shang tsung: 🎶prince liuey. Yes it is he. But not as you know him. Read my lips and come to grips with reality. Yes, meet a blast from your past. Whose lies were too good to last. Say hello to your precious prince liuey!🎶
Flaming skull: or should we say, Liu Kang?
Kitana: Liu Kang? It was you?
Liu Kang: princess, I tried to tell you. I'm not really a-
Shang tsung: 🎶so liuey turns out to be merely Liu kang. Just a con. Need I go on? Take it from me. His personality flaws give me adequate cause to send him packing on a one way trip, so his prospects take a terminal dip. His assets frozen. The venue chosen. It's the end of earthrealm-whoopee! So long ex-prince liuey!🎶
How many characters can I put into this one?
Mk1-4 cast: 🎶when I'm feeling lonely🎶
Mk gold-Armageddon cast: 🎶as sad as I can be🎶
Mkvsdc-mk9 cast: 🎶all by myself on an uncharted island in an endless blood sea🎶
Mkx cast: 🎶what makes me happy?🎶
Mk11 cast: 🎶fills me up with glee?🎶
All: 🎶those bones in my jaw that don't have a flaw. My shiny teeth and me🎶
Johnny cage: 🎶my shiny teeth that twinkle. Just like the stars in space🎶
Baraka: 🎶my shiny teeth that sparkle and add beauty in my face🎶
Kaui liang: 🎶my shiny teeth that glisten just like a Christmas tree🎶
Kabal: 🎶you know you'd run a mile just to see me smile🎶
Johnny, baraka, kaui liang, kabal: 🎶my shiny teeth and me🎶
Mk cast: 🎶shiny teeth! Shiny teeth!🎶
Reptile: 🎶yes, they're all so perfect🎶
Kollector: 🎶so white and pearly🎶
Stryker: 🎶brush, gargle, rinse. A couple of breath mints.🎶
Reptile, Stryker, kollector: 🎶my shiny teeth and me🎶
Cassie: 🎶my shiny teeth so awesome. Just like your favorite song🎶
Noob saibot: 🎶my shiny teeth I floss 'em. So they can be big and strong🎶
Mk cast: 🎶they got really shiny teeth🎶
Mokap: 🎶my shiny teeth! I love them. And they all love me!🎶
Mileena: 🎶why should I talk to you? I've got more than 32🎶
Cassie, noob, mokap, mileena: 🎶shiny teeth and me🎶
Mk cast: 🎶shiny teeth! Shiny teeth!🎶
Johnny, baraka, mileena: 🎶shiny teeth and me🎶
Mk cast: 🎶shiny teeth! Shiny teeth🎶
Raiden: 🎶my shiny teeth that twinkle. Just like the stars in space🎶
Fujin: 🎶my shiny teeth that sparkle and add beauty to my face🎶
Liu Kang: 🎶my shiny teeth that glisten just like a Christmas tree🎶
Kung Lao: 🎶you know you'd run a mile just to see me smile🎶
Liu Kang, Kung Lao, Raiden, fujin: 🎶my shiny teeth and me🎶
Mk cast: 🎶shiny teeth! Shiny teeth!🎶
All: 🎶my shiny teeth and me🎶
Mk cast: 🎶shiny teeth! Shiny teeth🎶
Mk cast: 🎶my shiny teeth and me!!!🎶
Mk cast: 🎶shiny teeth! Shiny teeth!!🎶
Kronika, after fixing the netherrealm castle: so, I think you both owe me a favor and thank you.
Revenant Liu Kang: a favor?
Revenant Kitana: thank you?
Kronika: you're welcome
Revenant Kitana: wait, I didn't. I don't even know what's going on.
Kronika: alright. Alright. 🎶I see what's happening here. You're face to face with legend and it's strange 🎶
*cetrion and shinnok appear*
Shinnok: you know what I always say mother. 🎶it's nice to see that mortals never change🎶
Cetrion: 🎶open your eyes let's begin🎶
Kronika: 🎶yes it's really me, kronika. Breathe it in. I know it's a lot, the hourglass, the squad. When you're staring a time god.🎶
Cetrion: 🎶what can I say except "you're welcome?" For the tides, the sun, the sky🎶
Shinnok: 🎶hey, it's okay. It's okay. You're welcome! I'm just a normal magic guy🎶
Cetrion: 🎶hey, who has two thumbs and held up the sky when you were waddling ye hal? This gal.🎶
Shinnok: 🎶when the nights cold, who offered you fire from the netherrealm below? You're looking at him, yo!🎶
Kronika: 🎶oh, I also control the sun. You're welcome. To continue the days and bring you fun🎶
Cetrion: 🎶also, I harnessed the breeze. You're welcome. To fill your sails and shake your trees.🎶
Kronika: 🎶so what can I say except "you're welcome?" For the islands pulled from the seas🎶
Shinnok: 🎶there's no need to pray, it's okay, you're welcome. I guess it's just my way of being me.🎶
All 3: 🎶you're welcome! You're welcome🎶
Kronika, showing images on the hourglass: 🎶well, come to think of it.🎶
Cetrion: 🎶kid, honestly I can go on and on. I can explain every natural phenomenon. The tide, the grass, the ground? Oh, that was just cetrion messing around.🎶
Shinnok: 🎶I killed a guy. Accidentally made a new realm. He was just there and now you have the netherrealm🎶
Kronika: 🎶what's the lesson? What is the takeaway? Don't mess with us when we're on the breakaway. And everything you see on the hourglass, is history that came to pass. Look what we did. We make everything happen. Look at the past versions of us just tippity tappin'. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, hey!🎶
All 3: 🎶well anyway, let me say you're welcome! For the wonderful world you know. Hey it's okay, it's okay you're welcome!🎶
Kronika: 🎶now that I think of it, we need your help. hey it's your day to say you're welcome. We're making someone disappear from history. We're making Raiden go away, away, you're welcome. 'cause doing that requires power beyond me🎶
Cetrion and shinnok: 🎶you're welcome🎶
Kronika: 🎶you're Welcome🎶
Cetrion and shinnok: 🎶you're welcome🎶
Kronika: 🎶you're welcome🎶
Kitana and Liu kang: we'll help you.
Kronika: I never thought any of you essential. You're all crude and unspeakably plain. But maybe you all have a glimmer of potential, if allied to my vision and brain.
Kronika: 🎶I know your powers of retention are as sick as D'vorah's back side. But as sick as you are, pay attention! My words are a matter of pride. It's clear from your vacant expressions, the lights are not all on upstairs. But we're talking about God's and successions! Even you can't be caught unawares. So prepare for a chance of a lifetime. Be prepared for sensational news. A shining new era is tip-toeing nearer.🎶
Liu Kang: 🎶and where do we feature?🎶
Kronika: 🎶just listen to teacher. I know it sounds sordid. But you'll be rewarded when at last, I'm given my dues! And justice is deliciously squared. Be prepared!🎶
D'vorah: yes, be prepared. We'll be prepared! ...prepared for what?
Kronika: for the erasing of earthrealms defender, raiden
Kung Lao: why? Is he sick?
Kronika: no, you moron. We're going to kill him and anyone who helps him.
Kung Lao: great idea! Who needs a defender?
Kronika: you fool! There will be one.
Kung Lao: but, you said-
Kronika: I will be earthrealms protector. Stick with me and everything bad that happened to you, will be wiped from history.
All except kronika: long live kronika! 🎶it's great that we'll all be connected to a god who'll be all-time adored.🎶
Kronika: 🎶of course, quid pro quo, you're expected to take certain duties on board. The new future will be littered with prizes, and though I'm the addressee, the point I must emphasize is: you won't have a chance without me! So prepare for the coup of the century. Be prepared for the murkiest scam. Meticulous planning. Tenacity spanning. Decades of denial is simply why I'll be god undisputed. Respected, saluted and seen for the wonder I am. Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared. Be prepared!🎶
All: 🎶yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared. Be prepared!🎶
Kollector, after he realizes kitana was trying to get him to talk: wait, are you just trying to get me to talk about myself? Because, if you are,...I will gladly do so. In a song parody. Also under the sea for some reason.
Kollector: 🎶well, kollector hasn't always been this glam. I was actually pretty sad once. now I know I can as happy as a clam. Because I'm beautiful baby. Did your mother say "listen to your heart"? To be who you are on the inside? I can use three words to tear that argument apart. Your mother lied. I'd rather be shiny! Like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck. Scrub the deck and make it look shiny! I will sparkle like a wealthy persons neck. Just a sec. Don't ya know? People are dumb, dumb, dumb. They'll chase anything that glitters. Beginners. Oh, and here they come, come, come. to the brightest thing that glitters. I could eat them like dinner. I just like free food. And you look like seafood🎶
Fire god Liu Kang: hey! Kollector! Guess who's back. *Fights and fails*
Kollector: well, well, well. 🎶 Little Liu kangs having trouble with his look. You little semi-demi-fire god. What a terrible performance, get the hook. You don't swing it like you used to, man. Yet I have to give you credit for my start. And your tattoos on the outside. For, just like you, I made myself a work of art. I'll never hide, I can't. I'm too shiny! Watch me dazzle like a diamond in the rough. Strut my stuff, my stuff is so shiny. Send your armies but they'll never be enough. I'm way too tough. Liu Kang, man. You can try, try, try. But you can't expect a demi god to beat a naknada. You will die, die, die. Now it's time to take apart your aching heart. Far from the ones who abandoned you. Chasing the love of these humans who made you feel wanted. You try to be tough but your armour isn't hard enough. Liu kang, it's about time you get dying. Ever seen someone so shiny? Soak it in 'cause it's the last thing you'll ever see. C'est la vi mona mi. I'm so shiny! Now I'll finish you so start your final plea. Just for me. You'll never be quite as shiny! You wish you were nice and shiny!!!🎶
The gang infiltrate the tarkatans camp
Liu Kang: tarkatans. I don't like tarkatans. What's the plan for getting by them?
Kitana: live bait
Liu Kang: good plan. Wait
Kitana: come on. We need a diversion.
Liu Kang: what do you want me to do? Dress up in drag and do the hula?
A few seconds later
Liu Kang: luau! 🎶are you looking for a hunk of shao Lin meat? Eat my buddy Kung Lao because he's a treat. Come down and dine for something divine. All you have to do is get in line. Are you achin'?🎶
Kung Lao: 🎶yep yep yep🎶
Liu Kang: 🎶for human bacon?🎶
Kung Lao: 🎶yep yep yep🎶
Liu Kang: 🎶he's a big pig!🎶
Kung Lao: hey!
Liu Kang: 🎶you can be a big pig too!🎶
Both: oy!
Quan chi, looking at a broken coffee maker: so, who broke it? I'm not mad. I just wanna know.
Kitana: it was me. I bro-
Quan chi: no. No you didn't. Kung Lao?
Kung Lao: don't look at me. Look at Liu Kang.
Liu Kang: what? I didn't break it.
Kung Lao: huh. That's weird. Then how did you know it was broken?
Liu Kang: because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Kung Lao: suspicious.
Liu kang: no it isn't.
Kabal: if it matters, probably not but, Jade was the last one to use it.
Jade: what? Kabal, I don't even drink that crap.
Kabal: really? Then why were you by the coffee cart earlier?
Jade: I sit by it and polish my weapons. Everyone knows that.
Kitana: ok, let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Quan chi.
Quan chi: no. Who broke it?
Kabal: Quan chi, strykers been suspiciously quiet.
Stryker: really!?
Kabal: yes, really.
Quan chi steps outside while the revenants argue.
Quan chi: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict that in 10 minutes, they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a demons head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
Shang tsung: desperate times call for desperate measures *hipnotises shao Kahn*
Shao Kahn: desperate measures
Shang tsung: you will order kitana to marry me!
Shao Kahn: I will order kitana to- *snap’s out if it* you’re a bit old though.
Shang tsung: *tries again* you will order kitana to marry me!
Shao Kahn: kitana will- *snaps out of it* what’s that noise?
Soldier souls: 🎶make way for prince liuey! Say “hey” to prince liuey!🎶
Ermac: 🎶hey! Clear the way in the old Bazaar! Hey you! Let us through! It’s a bright new star! Oh, come be the first on your block to meet his eye! Make way! Here he comes! Ring bells! Bang the drums! Oh, you’re gonna love this guy! Prince liuey! Fabulous he! Liuey kanabwa! Genuflect, show some respect! Down on one knee! Now, try your best to stay calm! Brush up your Sunday salaam! Then come and meet his spectacular corterie! Prince liuey! Might is he! Liuey kanabwa! Strong as 10 normal shao Lin, definitely!🎶
Elderly soul: 🎶he faced the galloping hordes!🎶
Child soul: 🎶100 bad guys with swords🎶
Civilian soul: 🎶who sent those goons to their lord?🎶
All souls: why prince liuey!
Slave souls: 🎶he’s got 75 golden camels🎶
Ermac: 🎶don’t they look lovely, June?🎶
Dancer souls: 🎶purple peacocks. He’s got 53!🎶
Reporter soul: fabulous, Harry. I love the feathers.
Ermac: 🎶when it comes to exotic-type mammals🎶
Tiger soul: 🎶has he got a zoo?🎶
Goat soul: 🎶I’m telling you🎶
All souls: 🎶it’s a world-class menagerie!🎶
Ermac: 🎶price liuey! Handsome is he, liuey kanabwa! That physique! How can I speak weak at the knee!? Well, get on out in that square! Adjust your veil and prepare to gawk and grovel and stare at prince liuey!🎶
Soldier souls: 🎶he’s got 95 white Persian monkeys!🎶
Civilians: 🎶he got the monkeys! Let’s see the monkeys!🎶
Dancer souls: 🎶and to view them, he charges no fee!🎶
Civilians: 🎶he’s generous, so generous!🎶
All souls: 🎶he’s got slaves, he’s got servants and flunkies!🎶
Civilians: 🎶proud to work for him!🎶
All souls: 🎶they how to his whim. They love serving him. They’re just lousy with loyalty! To liuey! Prince liuey!🎶
Shao Kahn: *attempts to let them in*
Shang tsung: *closes door*
Liu Kang: *gets through the door*
All souls: 🎶prince liuey! Amorous he! Liuey kanabwa!🎶
Ermac: 🎶heard your princess was a sight! Lovely to see! And that, good people, is why he got dolled up and dropped by!🎶
All souls: 🎶with 60 elephants, llamas gallore! With his bears and lions! A brass band and more! With his 40 fakirs, his cooks, his bakers! His birds that warble on key! Make way for prince liuey!🎶
Reprise
Shang tsung: 🎶prince liuey. Yes it is he. But not as you know him. Read my lips and come to grips with reality. Yes, meet a blast from your past. Whose lies were too good to last. Say hello to your precious prince liuey!🎶
Flaming skull: or should we say, Liu Kang?
Kitana: Liu Kang? It was you?
Liu Kang: princess, I tried to tell you. I’m not really a-
Shang tsung: 🎶so liuey turns out to be merely Liu kang. Just a con. Need I go on? Take it from me. His personality flaws give me adequate cause to send him packing on a one way trip, so his prospects take a terminal dip. His assets frozen. The venue chosen. It’s the end of earthrealm-whoopee! So long ex-prince liuey!🎶