Source: Instagram - Tumblr Posts
Source: Instagram
Pietro: “Get married and have kids,” they said. “It’ll be fun,” they said.
Nate: PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!
John: IT’S TOO BIG TO SMOTHER!! GET THE ANTI-FLAMETHROWER!
Luna: It’s called a fire extinguisher. FIRE. EXTINGUISHER.
Scott: JOHN LITERALLY HAS A FIRE MUTATION! JUST CONTROL IT!
Pietro: Don’t. Don’t if you value your sanity.
Pietro: Scott was late to family dinner for the third time in a row so I changed my phone’s background into a picture of one of my exes.
Jean: You guys have been married for a decade, do you really think Scott is that insecure?
Scott: *yelling from the other room* PIETRO! WHY THE FUCK IS CRYSTAL YOUR LOCK SCREEN?!
Scott: Did I get anything out of this experience? No. It was completely and totally uneventful.
Jubilee: He kissed a guy!!!
Scott: No, I didn’t!
Ororo: Yes, you did!
Scott: Didn’t!
Jubilee: Diiiiiiiiiiid!!!
Scott: Did! Not!
Ororo: Did!
Jubilee: Did, did, did, did, did! Di di di did di di di did!!!
Jean: Babe, I can break this tie.
Jean: *holds up a photo of Pietro kissing Scott*
Ororo: He totally did!
Pietro: Reporters always ask us how we manage three kids with such different mutations so easily.
Scott: The secret is, we don’t. We have no control of them whatsoever.
Pietro: Earlier, Nate called my name and when I went to see what was going on, John shot me in the throat with a nerf gun before Luna tackled me to the floor.
Scott: You’ve never once done jury duty or paid your taxes!
Pietro: Not until gay marriage is legalized everywhere.
Scott: . . . what?
Pietro: I stand by that.
Scott: What the fuck?
Alex: I can’t take this! I’ve hit my limit!
Hank: It’s literally just broccoli . . .
Sunny: Clay can be a bit... immature sometimes
Glory: remember when he found out you can drink two caprisuns at the same time?
Clay, holding 3 caprisuns: guys, you're not gonna believe this
........I'm sorry, what?
I finally had something to look forward to, and this is what happened?
leo: he said i'm stupid !
will: nico, apologise
nico: fine, i'm sorry that you're stupid
piper: will, dom or sub?
will: i guess subway since i don't go to domino's that much
leo:...
leo: i'm gonna tell him
nico: don't. you. dare.
Why do you do this to us, Shawn? 😍
*during a phone call*
Jackie: Puddin'? I'm breaking up...
Hyde, interrupting her: I'm pregnant!
Jackie: I meant the phone.
Hyde: Right, sorry. I panicked.
Meta Knight: I sat here and posed for like ten minutes, let me see the product.
Kirby: *passes his paper with a drawing of meta knight to him*
Meta Knight, trying not to laugh: Is that me? No, no it's nice. It's so nice. I never looked better. Ooh, where were you when it was time for senior photos. Okay.
Kirby: Then why was Dedede laughing?
Meta Knight: Dedede doesn't know what he's doing anyway. That's how you say 'that's a great drawing' in french.