Steven And Jackie - Tumblr Posts

Jackie: Steven and I were walking down the street when this guy drove by and honked at me.

Eric, sighing: And what did Hyde do?

Jackie: He chased the guy to the next red light and then he reached in and-

Hyde, walking into the room: Who wants a steering wheel?!

*during that summer*

Jackie: You're not taking me to bed.

Hyde: Who said it had to be a bed?

Jackie: Steven, can you do something for me?

Steven: I would literally cover up a murder for you, plant my DNA at the scene, and take the blame for the crime.

Jackie: Great. Can you do the dishes for me?

Steven: No.

Hyde: Oh, man. I can't find a snack...

*Jackie walks into the kitchen*

Hyde: Found one.

*at a bar*

Jackie: This guy just offered to buy me a drink...

Hyde: Huh.

Eric, whispering to Donna: Oh my God, he's gonna punch the guy!

Hyde: Bring me a beer, Doll.

Jackie: You got it.

Eric, to Donna: Well, I wasn't expecting that.

Donna: Jackie, bring me one too!

The basement gang playing family feud:

"Name something your lover might have the key to?"

Eric: My car.

Donna: My house.

Fez: My safe where I keep my candy.

Kelso: My firecracker collection.

Jackie: My heart.

Hyde: Handcuffs.

*w: really drunk/bad karaoke singing*

Hyde: At the same time, I wanna hug you, I wanna wrap my hands around your neck...

Jackie: You're an asshole, but I love you, and you make me so mad, I ask myself...

Hyde: Why I'm still here, or where could I go, you're the only love I've ever known...

Jackie: But I hate you, I really hate you, so much I think it must be true love...

Hyde: True love, it must be.

Kelso: Admit it, you like my girlfriend!

Hyde: Oh, come on! I mean, am I attracted to her?

Hyde: Sure.

Hyde: Do my days feel better when I'm around her?

Hyde: Yeah.

Hyde: Does she get me in ways no woman ever has?

Hyde: Undoubtedly.

Hyde: Do I fantasize about her?

Hyde: Yes, but only in a few positions.

Hyde: Look, am I the kind of guy who would try to steal someone else's girlfriend?

Hyde: Sure, of course.

Hyde: But do I like her?

Hyde: The answer's no. You have nothing to worry about.

*season 4*

Hyde: Hey...

Jackie, annoyed: What?

Hyde: I'm sorry I burned you... I was just trying to flirt.

Eric, after walking in on Jackie and Hyde making out: I WAS GONE FOR TWO DAYS AND THIS HAPPENED?!

Jackie: Technically, this happened while you were still here, so...

Hyde: And, I mean, you kinda caught us before, you were just too dumb to notice...

Eric:

Eric: EW! Man, you told you were looking for your lighter...

Hyde, smirks: Oh, yeah, I dropped it right under her skirt.

Hyde, to Jackie: Stop being so mean to me...

Hyde: Or I swear to God, I'm gonna fall in love with you.

Jackie: Steven, you have to apologize to Michael.

Hyde, huffs: Fine.

Hyde, to Kelso: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

Hyde, sees Jackie: DIBS!

Jackie: You're literally my boyfriend, you don't have to call dibs on me.

Hyde: Oh, yeah, I know. I just wanted to mess with Kelso.

Kelso, huffing: It's not fair!

What really happened during that summer:

Hyde: I'm bored, let's play put a finger down...

Jackie: Alright.

Hyde: But, if you put all fingers down, you have to make out with me.

Jackie: Fair enough.

Hyde: Put all fingers down if you breathe.

Jackie, takes a deep breath: Well, I guess we'll have to make out now...

Hyde: I guess you're right... I mean, those are the rules.

Jackie: Just kiss me.

Hyde: Fuck you!

Jackie: Oh, I'm sure you want to!

Hyde: I'm outta here.

Jackie: Face the truth, Steven! You can't ignore me forever!

Hyde: I can try.

Jackie, heavily pregnant: What are you smiling at?

Hyde, proudly pointing at her belly: I did that!

Jackie: You and the guys were drinking last night?

Hyde: Yeah.

Jackie: Eric told me what you said...

Hyde: What was that?

Jackie: That you're in love with me.

Hyde, too stunned to speak:

Jackie, sighing: Coward.

*s8*

Jackie: What are you talking about? I don't understand.

Kelso: I wanna marry you.

Jackie: Why?

Kelso: Because I love you and I want you to spend the rest of my life with me.

Jackie:

Fez: Jackie! Jackie, say something.

Jackie: Thanks, Kelso.

Fez: 'Thanks, Kelso'? He's asking you to marry him, woman!

Jackie: Calm down, Fez!

*someone knocks on Jackie's door*

Jackie: I'm busy... studying... naked.

Hyde: Is that supposed to keep me away?

Jackie: Steven?

*gets up and goes to open the door*

Jackie: You're in my house!

Hyde: And you're dressed, now wonder who's more disappointed. Uh, can I come in?

Jackie: No.

Hyde, coming inside anyway: Thanks.

Jackie: So... what are you doing after this?

Hyde: You hopefully.