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🌟𝕟𝕔𝕥 𝕕𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕞 𝕞𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕝𝕚𝕤𝕥🌟

𝕀’𝕞 𝕟𝕠𝕥 𝕤𝕦𝕣𝕖 𝕙𝕠𝕨 𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕥’𝕤 𝕘𝕠𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕠 𝕥𝕒𝕜𝕖 𝕥𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕀 𝕡𝕠𝕤𝕥 𝕒𝕘𝕒𝕚𝕟 𝕓𝕖𝕔𝕒𝕦𝕤𝕖 𝕀 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕜 𝕀’𝕞 𝕘𝕠𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕠 𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕜 𝕠𝕟 𝕞𝕪 𝕗𝕚𝕣𝕤𝕥 𝕤𝕞𝕒𝕦 𝕤𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕤.

💜𝕡𝕝𝕖𝕒𝕤𝕖 𝕓𝕖 𝕡𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕦𝕡𝕡𝕠𝕣𝕥💜

𝔻𝕒𝕞𝕒𝕘𝕖𝕕

𝕟𝕔𝕥 𝕕𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕞 𝕤𝕞𝕒𝕦

𝔻𝕠𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕠𝕤 | 𝕄𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕝𝕚𝕤𝕥 | 𝕄𝕚𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕝𝕖

𝔻𝕠𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕠𝕤 𝕁𝕣 (𝕁𝕐ℙ 𝔽𝕣𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕟𝕚𝕥𝕪 ℙ𝕝𝕖𝕕𝕘𝕖𝕤) - ℙ𝕣𝕠𝕗𝕚𝕝𝕖𝕤

ℍ𝕒𝕟𝕪𝕦 - 𝕁𝕚𝕒 ℍ𝕒𝕟𝕪𝕦 𝕨𝕒𝕤 𝕓𝕠𝕣𝕟 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕣𝕒𝕚𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕚𝕟 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒. ℍ𝕖 𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕤 𝕗𝕣𝕠𝕞 𝕒 𝕗𝕒𝕞𝕚𝕝𝕪 𝕠𝕗 𝕖𝕩𝕥𝕣𝕖𝕞𝕖 𝕨𝕖𝕒𝕝𝕥𝕙. ℍ𝕚𝕤 𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕚𝕤 ℂ𝕙𝕖𝕟𝕝𝕖 ℤ𝕙𝕠𝕟𝕘 𝕓𝕦𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕪 𝕕𝕠𝕟’𝕥 𝕘𝕖𝕥 𝕒𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕘 𝕒𝕥 𝕒𝕝𝕝. ℍ𝕒𝕟𝕪𝕦 𝕚𝕤 𝕕𝕚𝕣𝕖𝕔𝕥 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕕𝕖𝕞𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕤 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕡𝕖𝕔𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕙𝕖 𝕜𝕟𝕠𝕨𝕤 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕙𝕖 𝕕𝕖𝕤𝕖𝕣𝕧𝕖𝕤.

𝕃𝕚 ℤ𝕚ℍ𝕒𝟘 - ℤ𝕚𝕙𝕒𝕠 𝕚𝕤 𝕠𝕓𝕟𝕠𝕩𝕚𝕠𝕦𝕤 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕝𝕠𝕦𝕕. ℍ𝕖 𝕤𝕒𝕪𝕤 𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕪𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕒𝕟𝕪𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕠𝕞𝕝𝕪 𝕡𝕠𝕡𝕤 𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕠 𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕕, 𝕞𝕠𝕤𝕥 𝕠𝕗 𝕨𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕙 𝕕𝕠𝕖𝕤𝕟’𝕥 𝕞𝕒𝕜𝕖 𝕒𝕟𝕪 𝕤𝕖𝕟𝕤𝕖. ℍ𝕖 𝕚𝕤𝕟’𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕤𝕞𝕒𝕣𝕥 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕡𝕖𝕠𝕡𝕝𝕖 𝕕𝕠𝕟’𝕥 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕪 𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕙𝕠𝕨 𝕙𝕖 𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕟 𝕘𝕠𝕥 𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕠 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕦𝕟𝕚𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤𝕚𝕥𝕪. ℍ𝕖 𝕤𝕞𝕠𝕜𝕖𝕤 𝕒 𝕝𝕠𝕥 𝕠𝕗 𝕨𝕖𝕖𝕕 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕕𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕒 𝕝𝕠𝕥 𝕒𝕤 𝕨𝕖𝕝𝕝. ℍ𝕖 𝕕𝕠𝕖𝕟’𝕥 𝕔𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕚𝕥 𝕥𝕒𝕜𝕖𝕤 𝕥𝕠 𝕘𝕖𝕥 𝕗𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕕 𝕦𝕡, 𝕙𝕖’𝕝𝕝 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕙𝕖 𝕙𝕒𝕤 𝕥𝕠 𝕚𝕟 𝕠𝕣𝕕𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕠 𝕒𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕧𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕕 𝕟𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕓𝕝𝕚𝕤𝕤.

ℍ𝔼 𝕏𝕀ℕ𝕃𝕆ℕ𝔾 - 𝕏𝕚𝕟𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕤 𝕒𝕝𝕤𝕠 𝕒 𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕖𝕤𝕖 𝕟𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕧𝕖. ℍ𝕖 𝕘𝕣𝕖𝕨 𝕦𝕡 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 ℍ𝕒𝕟𝕪𝕦 𝕓𝕒𝕔𝕜 𝕚𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕚𝕣 𝕙𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕝𝕒𝕟𝕕. ℍ𝕖 𝕖𝕟𝕣𝕠𝕝𝕝𝕖𝕕 𝕚𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕦𝕟𝕚𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤𝕚𝕥𝕪 𝕥𝕠 𝕓𝕖 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 ℍ𝕒𝕟𝕪𝕦 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕨𝕒𝕟𝕥𝕤 𝕥𝕠 𝕛𝕠𝕚𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕁𝕐ℙ 𝕗𝕣𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕟𝕚𝕥𝕪 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕒𝕞𝕖 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟. ℍ𝕖 𝕚𝕤 𝕔𝕠𝕟𝕥𝕣𝕠𝕝𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕠𝕓𝕤𝕖𝕤𝕤𝕚𝕧𝕖, 𝕨𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕙 𝕔𝕒𝕟 𝕓𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕒𝕣𝕪 𝕥𝕠 𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖. ℍ𝕖 𝕒𝕝𝕤𝕠 𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕦𝕘𝕘𝕝𝕖𝕤 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕣 𝕨𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕙 𝕙𝕖 𝕙𝕒𝕤 𝕒𝕟 𝕖𝕩𝕥𝕣𝕖𝕞𝕖𝕝𝕪 𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕕 𝕥𝕚𝕞𝕖 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕔𝕠𝕟𝕥𝕣𝕠𝕝𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕥.

𝕪𝕦 𝕫𝕖𝕪𝕦 - ℤ𝕖𝕪𝕦 𝕚𝕤 𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕪 𝕗𝕖𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕖 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕝𝕠𝕧𝕖𝕤 𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕤𝕒𝕤𝕤𝕪 𝕡𝕖𝕣𝕤𝕠𝕟𝕒𝕝𝕚𝕥𝕪. ℍ𝕖 𝕕𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕤 𝕦𝕡 𝕚𝕟 𝕨𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕟’𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕠𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕡𝕣𝕚𝕧𝕒𝕔𝕪 𝕠𝕗 𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕓𝕖𝕕𝕣𝕠𝕠𝕞 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕒𝕟𝕪 𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕔𝕖 𝕙𝕖 𝕘𝕖𝕥𝕤 𝕥𝕠 𝕨𝕖𝕒𝕣 𝕔𝕠𝕤𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕖𝕤 𝕨𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕙𝕖 𝕘𝕖𝕥𝕤 𝕥𝕠 𝕡𝕠𝕣𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕪 𝕒 𝕨𝕠𝕞𝕒𝕟, 𝕙𝕖 𝕕𝕠𝕖𝕤𝕟’𝕥 𝕙𝕖𝕤𝕚𝕥𝕒𝕥𝕖 𝕥𝕠 𝕛𝕦𝕞𝕡 𝕠𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕠𝕡𝕡𝕠𝕣𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕚𝕥𝕪. 𝕋𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕟’𝕥 𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕗𝕚𝕣𝕤𝕥 𝕔𝕙𝕠𝕚𝕔𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕦𝕟𝕚𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤𝕚𝕥𝕚𝕖𝕤 𝕓𝕦𝕥 𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣 𝕞𝕒𝕕𝕖 𝕙𝕚𝕞 𝕖𝕟𝕣𝕠𝕝𝕝 𝕓𝕖𝕔𝕒𝕦𝕤𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕚𝕤 𝕨𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕞𝕖𝕟 𝕚𝕟 𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕞𝕚𝕝𝕪 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕒𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕕.

𝔾𝕠𝕦 𝕄𝕚𝕟𝕘 ℝ𝕦𝕚 - 𝕄𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕣𝕦𝕚 𝕥𝕣𝕦𝕝𝕪 𝕓𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕤 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕙𝕖 𝕚𝕤 𝔾𝕠𝕕’𝕤 𝕘𝕚𝕗𝕥 𝕥𝕠 𝕨𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕟. ℍ𝕖 𝕚𝕤 𝕞𝕠𝕣𝕖 𝕗𝕦𝕝𝕝 𝕠𝕗 𝕙𝕚𝕞𝕤𝕖𝕝𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕞𝕠𝕤𝕥 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕙𝕖 𝕞𝕒𝕜𝕖𝕤 𝕟𝕠 𝕖𝕩𝕔𝕦𝕤𝕖𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕚𝕥. ℍ𝕖 𝕚𝕤 𝕖𝕩𝕔𝕚𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕠 𝕓𝕖𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕒 𝕗𝕦𝕝𝕝 𝕁𝕐ℙ 𝔽𝕣𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕟𝕚𝕥𝕪 𝕓𝕣𝕠𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣 𝕤𝕠 𝕙𝕖 𝕔𝕒𝕟 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕪 𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕣𝕥 𝕞𝕒𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕞𝕠𝕤𝕥 𝕠𝕗 𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕔𝕠𝕝𝕝𝕖𝕘𝕖 𝕖𝕩𝕡𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕖.

ℝ𝔼ℕ 𝕤𝕙𝕦𝕪𝕒𝕟𝕘 - 𝕊𝕙𝕦𝕪𝕒𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕤 𝕒 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕁𝕐ℙ’𝕤 𝕗𝕣𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕟𝕚𝕥𝕪 𝕡𝕝𝕖𝕕𝕘𝕖𝕤. ℍ𝕖’𝕤 𝕥𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖 𝕒 𝕓𝕒𝕓𝕪 𝟡𝟝% 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕚𝕞𝕖 𝕨𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕙 𝕠𝕟𝕝𝕪 𝕚𝕟𝕗𝕦𝕣𝕚𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕤 𝕙𝕚𝕞. ℍ𝕖 𝕚𝕤 𝕒 𝕝𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕝𝕖 𝕦𝕟𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕕 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕕 𝕠𝕗 𝕒 𝕨𝕚𝕝𝕕 𝕔𝕒𝕣𝕕 𝕓𝕦𝕥 𝕙𝕖 𝕙𝕒𝕤 𝕓𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕥𝕣𝕪𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕠 𝕔𝕠𝕟𝕥𝕣𝕠𝕝 𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕨𝕚𝕝𝕕 𝕤𝕚𝕕𝕖, 𝕒𝕥 𝕝𝕖𝕒𝕤𝕥 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕚𝕞𝕖 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘.

𝔻𝕠𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕠𝕤 | 𝕄𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕝𝕚𝕤𝕥 | 𝕄𝕚𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕝𝕖

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NCT @ Jungwoo during the NCT Show One-Two Punch episode:

Top Tier Kpop Quotes: NCT Edition (because I’m currently bored and have nothing better to do)

Doyoung (on weekly idol) (unrelated note: this is me): “I don’t have to win, I just don’t want them to win”

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Doyoung (on weekly idol) (unrelated note: why is this also me): “We plan on not doing our best for this game. We have no spirit. At least we participated.”

Taeyong: “We’re here to participate”

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Yangyang (to Ten): “If I have a son, i’m going to name him Eleven, because he is going to dance better than you.”

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Jaemin (unrelated note, boiii that name though…😂): “My hot sauce is called MSG Sexy. MSG: Mouth Suction Gangster.”

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Jaemin: “I don’t care if I win or lose, so let’s make people laugh”

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Johnny (on the creation of coffee): “My dad knew I liked beans. So like, he was just playing with beans, and then he dropped it, and then he dropped a rock, and then it slid, and then hot water started falling! And then… ✨coffee✨.”

(Shoutout to Johnny’s dad for creating my lifeblood)

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Mark (to Johnny): “I feel like the possibility of all those possibilities being possible is just another possibility that can possibly happen.”

Johnny: stares into the camera like he’s on The Office.

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No one… literally not one person:

Johnny: on the right side we’ve got the one and only, ONE AND ONLY johnny SUH

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Johnny: *sips coffee* not my problem *shrug* (da da da da da it's the D-O-Double G ~ snoop dogg snoop dogg ~)

Adding to this cause we bored again homeslices and skillets:

(On ASWAZ)

Jaemin, a native Korean who didn’t grow up speaking English (being prompted on what to say by Jisung) to Johnny (from Chicago and part of NCT’s #ForeignSwaggers line): “You’re so good at languages, though I am better at English.”

Johnny: (replying in Spanish, cause why not) “thank you so much”

Jaemin (once again prompted by Jisung): (replying in Japanese) “I see”

(they also spoke cat for a while cause they are icons 😎)

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Jaehyun (rapping): “I lived in America for four years, yuh, that’s why I’m here”

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Also just gonna insert this photo here real quick:

(Me too user @/haechanahceah, #twinsies)

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(during NCT 127 2baddies promos)

Jungwoo: “Mr. Taeyong is even in a crop top!”

Taeyong: “I was actually debating whether I should wear this or not… I don’t really like wearing it.”

Doyoung: “Don’t lie, you like taking your clothes off!”

Taeyong: “If I had to take clothes off, I prefer to take it all off!”

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(In honor of WayV finally making it onto Weekly Idol during Phantom promos)

YangYang, who wrote that his personality is cute (which it is, say it louder boiiii): *sitting innocently*

Weekly Idol Hosts: “The last verification will be of YangYang’s cuteness. Do the older members think that YangYang is cute? And when does he look cutest?”

*all of WayV, but especially Xiaojun, disagreeing with their faces*

Weekly Idol Hosts: “Just a moment, Xiaojun? Is it so far from the truth?”

Xiaojun (cringing SO HARD Y’ALL): “Who calls themselves cute?”

YangYang: *looking defeated*

Xiaojun (trying to cover up his intense cringing): “We’re so close that I really don’t think he’s cute at all…”

Hendery: “But YangYang has his moments!”

YangYang: *looking at Hendery with all the trust in the world* “When am I the cutest?”

Hendery (being the savage icon he is): “When he buys you food 😇.”

Xiaojun (jumping in to agree): “That’s right. He’s really cute when he pays for meals!”

*all of WayV making noises of agreement*

YangYang: *crying inside*

Weekly Idol Hosts: “We will use the official cute song here at Weekly Idol to verify. The ‘Oh, My Song’ will be used in this verification! Please come out to the cuteness stage”

YangYang: (internal thoughts) *I crave death*

*WayV’s cringing so hard as their aegyo allergy begins to show*

*YangYang performs the song with all the cuteness he can muster, while WayV watches with their allergy in full swing*

Ten: “It’s horrifying…” (All of WayV watching like 🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣)

*YangYang finishes and then runs off to contemplate his entire existence*

Weekly Idol Hosts (laughing their asses off): “He probably needs some time alone after that 😂. It’s normal to need alone time; take a moment to think…”

Ten (being the shit disturber he is): “I just suddenly thought of something - I’d like to see Kun’s version too!”

Weekly Idol Hosts: “Do you want to see Kun’s version?”

Ten: “So much”

Weekly Idol Hosts: “In that case, we’ll see Ten’s version first!”

*time skip while Ten performs, followed by Hendery, and WayV ends up in anaphylactic shock from the severity of their aegyo allergy*

*segments reaches its end with this comment from the (clearly in the know) Weekly Idol editors*: “You are currently witnessing WayV overcoming their cuteness allergy”

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(Also from WayV’s Weekly Idol Episode because the entire thing was genuinely hilarious)

Kun (honorary Weekly Idol Host) to Hendery while he and YangYang fail miserably at the Squeaky Hammer game: “WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?! What are you two doing?!”

Weekly Idol Hosts (goes up to Hendery): “What do you think you are doing 😅? Are you going slo-mo?”

YangYang (panicking how to respond, *unconfirmed but I’m pretty sure the inside of his head looked like that spongebob meme with all the spongebobs running around in a brain filing room on fire*): “We………”

Hendery (pointing at his head): “Our CPUs aren’t so fast.”

Ten: “They used up their CPUs”

*everyone cackling*

(In conclusion, WayV is hilarious, watch their Weekly Idol ep for clear skin, and have them back on the show 😇)

Top Tier Kpop Quotes: NCT Edition (because I’m currently bored and have nothing better to do)

Doyoung (on weekly idol) (unrelated note: this is me): “I don’t have to win, I just don’t want them to win”

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Doyoung (on weekly idol) (unrelated note: why is this also me): “We plan on not doing our best for this game. We have no spirit. At least we participated.”

Taeyong: “We’re here to participate”

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Yangyang (to Ten): “If I have a son, i’m going to name him Eleven, because he is going to dance better than you.”

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Jaemin (unrelated note, boiii that name though…😂): “My hot sauce is called MSG Sexy. MSG: Mouth Suction Gangster.”

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Jaemin: “I don’t care if I win or lose, so let’s make people laugh”

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Johnny (on the creation of coffee): “My dad knew I liked beans. So like, he was just playing with beans, and then he dropped it, and then he dropped a rock, and then it slid, and then hot water started falling! And then… ✨coffee✨.”

(Shoutout to Johnny’s dad for creating my lifeblood)

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Mark (to Johnny): “I feel like the possibility of all those possibilities being possible is just another possibility that can possibly happen.”

Johnny: stares into the camera like he’s on The Office.

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No one… literally not one person:

Johnny: on the right side we’ve got the one and only, ONE AND ONLY johnny SUH

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Johnny: *sips coffee* not my problem *shrug* (da da da da da it's the D-O-Double G ~ snoop dogg snoop dogg ~)

WTF IS THIS

IS THIS THE NEW NCT LINE UP?!?!?!

teacher: ok im gonna play this audio recording, dont be startled

me: ok

teacher: *plays audio*

me:

*johnny & mark dancing to communicate*

Mark *breakdancing gently*: i’m sorry, your pet fish is dead

Johnny *twerking*: oh no… how could this have happened

Mark *moonwalking*: it drowned, it was quick and painless

Taeyong: *slowly backs out of room*

Honestly was expecting it

This is such a Mark thing lmao

Taeyong: *slowly backs out of the room*

Taeyong: What’s up Ku-

Yangyang: HENDERY, YOU ARE THE WORST HUMAN BEING ON THE PLANET!! I HOPE ALIENS INVADE THE EARTH AND DESTROY EVERYTHING YOU LOVE IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE SO YOU’LL KNOW HOW IT FEELS YOU ROTTING PIECE OF SHIT!! I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU ATE MY LEFTOVERS!!!

Kun: Nothing much. You?

...I’m not okay :”)

excuse my French, but,

WHAT, THE, F U C K I N G, F U C K.

HE HAS NO F U C K I N G BUSINESS BEING

THAT WELL BUILT.

YANDERE YUTA 🦊

•Nakamoto sabe que eres suy@ y él es tuyo, así que no intentes huir de tu destino, acéptalo sin hacer ninguna tontería.

•Él hará que lo comprendas desde el día en que apareciste en su camino.

•Como eres suy@, él puede capturarte saliéndose con la suya. No importa si no quieres, sabe que lo está haciendo por tu bien, solo que te gusta hacer todo difícil.

•No le gusta darte castigos que incluyen golpes si intentas escapar, pero eso sí, si tiene que encadenarte, no tengas dudas, lo hará.

•Al igual que Taeyong, no te pondrá reglas estrictas, él sabe que eres algo tont@, que romperías las reglas igual.

•Yuta tiene esto de que es demasiado físico para demostrarte su amor.

•Sus manos están sobre tu cuerpo cada rato, no solo porque quiere sexo, simplemente gusta de acariciar tu cabello, manos, o masajear tus muslos como un gatito.

•Deja muchos besos en tu piel, tiene estos arranques de amor repentinos donde te abraza fuerte mientras besa tus mejillas.

•Pero no intentes alejarlo en aquellos momentos, cortar sus ataques de amor es como iniciar una guerra, que no le guste castigarte no significa que no lo haría, quizás te prive de agua durante todo un día o más para que sientas la misma sed que él sufre cuando te alejas.

•O quizás solo te até en la cama para poder darte amor a su gusto, que es muy probable.

•Leí por ahí que Yuta es muy explosivo con sus emociones y sentimientos, no es muy bueno expresándose, así que no presiones el botón del desastre sacándolo de sus casillas. No sabemos qué puede suceder.

•Además, si te portas bien, Yuta te recompensará dejándote tener una ventana en la habitación que comparten, aunque desde luego tendrá rejas y muy buenos vigías por tu seguridad.

•Nakamoto no es violento en el sentido de hacerte algo físicamente, pero mentalmente desea hacerte tan dependiente a él hasta el punto que lo llegues a necesitar para vestirte, peinarte o dormir.

•Tiene cámaras en todas partes del hogar, así cuando se va por trabajo, él puede vigilarte y saber cómo estás.

•Y cuando está en casa pero necesita estar en otro lugar, él te pondrá unas tobilleras de cascabel para saber a dónde vas. Quiere saberlo todo, hasta cuándo vas al baño.

•A menudo te preguntará qué puede hacer para que lo ames aún más, porque sí, en su cabeza ya estás muy enamorad@ de él.

•Yuta es en extremo meloso, y si lo tratas con una actitud "fría", pensara que estas pensando en alguien más, lo que lo volverá loco, pero no es tu culpa, si no de esa malvada persona que se interpone entre el amor que se profesan los dos.

•Así que eliminará a la competencia, eso incluye a tus antiguas pareja, amigos o quién haya sido muy cariñoso de manera romántica.

•Pero no sé meterá con tu familia, él desea llevarse bien con ellos, es un hombre de tradiciones y sabe lo importante que es darles una buena impresión, siempre y cuando no intenten separarlos.

•Si alguien molesta a tu familia, dará un castigo ejemplar porque están bajo su protección, solo porque te convertiste en su persona especial.

•Nadie puede hacerte sufrir, tus ojos son demasiado hermosos para llorar desgracias.

•Al no ser que te las provoque él en el dormitorio mientras te da el placer que anhela darte.

•Yuta también creció en una casa tradicional como Taeyong, así que desea proveerte de todo lo que un hombre debe proveer a su amad@, incluso una familia propia.

•Es uno de los pocos Yandere que quiere compartir tu amor con hijos en el futuro, puesto que es una demostración de la unión eterna de su amor. Por ende son perfectos porque llevan una parte tuya y otra de él.

•Pero tampoco dejará que el mundo intente arrebatarle a sus niños, así que los mantendrá encerrados en el hogar a tu lado.

—Buenas noche amor ¿Cómo estuvo tu día? Mira a nuestros hijos, me alegran que sacarán tu belleza, eso los hacen mucho más hermosos. Siempre es bueno volver del trabajo y tenerlos en casa para mí, nadie debe de separarnos jamás al no ser que quiera morir.

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