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Introductions Ji Woo's squad pt.2;
Zhong Chenle — Business Accountant
Park Jisung — Model
They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away, but what if the doctor chooses to stay?
summary: Kim Jiwoo isn't really bitter about relationships, she just can't find the time to think about a man with her current job, or at least she thought so. What happens when a school meeting has her chasing an incredibly attractive elementary school teacher.
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They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away, but what if the doctor chooses to stay?
summary: Kim Jiwoo isn't really bitter about relationships, she just can't find the time to think about a man with her current job, or at least she thought so. What happens when a school meeting has her chasing an incredibly attractive elementary school teacher.
pairing: Na Jaemin x fem! OC, MarkHyuck, ChenJi, NoRen
genre: social media au, slowburn, mutual pining, fluff, humor
warnings: contains cursing, suggestive jokes, warnings will be added before chapters
Update Status: discountinued
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Introduction pt.1
Introduction pt.2
Introduction pt.3
Introduction pt.4
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Introduction Ji Woo's Squad pt 1;
Kim Ji Woo — Neurosurgeon and Cardiothoracic Surgeon
Lee Haechan — Nurse
They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away, but what if the doctor chooses to stay?
summary: Kim Jiwoo isn't really bitter about relationships, she just can't find the time to think about a man with her current job, or at least she thought so. What happens when a school meeting has her chasing an incredibly attractive elementary school teacher.
Might make many more parts for the intro 'cause I just realized you can only put 10 images
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NCT Dream - what makes them go Glitch Mode? aka their turn-ons and turn-offs
In order to celebrate the release of GLITCH MODE (yay!), I wanted to do a reading on our dreamies, so I hope you all enjoy this one! I originally was planning on doing just a standard ideal type reading (there were a couple requests for this), but I hope you all don't mind me switching it up a little and doing their turn-ons and turn-offs based on astrology! What can I say? I was inspired by the teasers hehe.
Disclaimer: I consulted their whole birth charts for this, but I have highlighted their moon, venus, and mars signs as these placements can tell us a lot about what makes us tick, or rather what makes us glitch. Those with the asterisk* mean I used a confirmed or speculative birth time, so house info is included. Some of these are more general, but some will be romantic and/or sexual, so 18+ and explicit content ahead!!
Mark*
aries moon, virgo venus, scorpio mars
turn-ons
people who have a significant drive/passion - if his scorpio mars is in his 2nd house (11 am birth time), then he will want someone who mirrors his own drive for making money and creating stability in his life. someone who is working towards their own goals will understand that he is busy and still cherish the time they can spend together
cleanliness and being tidy - classic virgo venus stuff. if he's coming over for a hookup you better put your shit away and wash your dishes. and your ass.
someone who is underrated for their looks? - sort of hard to explain, but he won't be as turned on by someone who is super flashy with their looks or turns every head when they walk into a room, he likes people who are more low-key. he might even get obsessed with one detail about a person that he finds attractive, not really focusing on their overall "hotness"
them making the first move - he's a little shy with his venus and mercury placements, and his leo sun would be really turned on by someone letting him know they are interested first
turn-offs
being called daddy - don't shoot the messager y'all! but his eros in cancer points to a mommy kink, as well as maybe liking big boobs/ LOTS of cum. he might call someone else daddy but I don't see him being super into being called it himself
not being direct with feelings in an argument - with his aries moon in his 7th house and scorpio mars, if he has gotten to the point where he is full-blown arguing then he better get direct communication from you, even if it's screaming. if you can't handle confrontation or being honest then it will drive him crazy
things that could get his bed dirty during sex - again thanks to his virgo venus. think fake nails that might pop off, fake tan, lots of hair gel or makeup lol
public sex/exhibitionism - people are so obsessed with the idea of scorpio mars being sex demons or whatever but they forget that scorpio is about intimate, one-on-one connections. so I don't think he would be super open to public sex (although I see him as a pleaser so if you really wanted to maybe he would try). I do think he would be turned off by someone bragging about their sexual exploits together too - as a leo, he would rather be the one bragging lol
Renjun
scorpio moon, pisces venus, taurus mars
turn-ons
high sexual stamina - lilith and eros in capricorn, get ready for a looooooooooooong night
creativity and/or spirituality - his pisces venus would like people interested in music, arts, or who have some sort of spiritual aspect to their lives. the type of dude to take you star gazing on your first date the night he asks you out and get turned on if you start talking about your dreams.
similarly, someone who has similar taste as him in music or art - I could even see him being a tiny bit of a snob about this stuff, but honestly, that can be attractive if he really knows his stuff and is good at sharing his opinions!
nice feet - pisces venus. men with pisces placements seem to be more prone to foot fetishes so
taboo relationships or those that have to be hidden/secretive - based on the combo of scorpio and pisces. to be honest, this might be kind of a good turn-on for him given his job as an idol haha, but I could see his aries self doing something impulsive or his stubborn taurus mars getting involved and exposing his relationship accidentally lol
turn-offs
being bad at dirty talk - instant boner killer for him, due to his mercury being sextile mars and conjunct his venus
pretending you are close with him when you've just met - kinda random, but you know those people who you meet once at a party or whatever and then you see them on campus and they act like you are best friends (libra energy tbh)? His scorpio moon opposite his taurus mars would HATE this, he is very slow to open up and craves emotional intimacy, not people running up and hugging him when they have met twice. *however, if his mars is actually in aries this might change this
being late - classic taurus mars turn-off. they hate being rushed or when things are going too slow, so being punctual is a must
not playing into his fantasies/roleplay - his taurus mars is square neptune, and that combined with the pisces energy means he is VERY turned on by taking his fantasies and grounding them, making them real and sensual with another person. If someone isn’t game or good at that it would turn him off
Jeno
sagittarius moon, aries venus, taurus mars
turn-ons
play-fighting/bickering - with his aries venus and sag moon, don't be overly sweet when trying to flirt with this guy! I could see him in the middle of bickering with his partner about who is going to do the laundry or something and suddenly wanting to fuck on them on the washing machine
making someone blush - again, aries venus/mercury thing. he would love acting all cute and innocent and then saying something filthy out of the blue to make you blush super hard
setting the mood - taurus mars is all about indulging the senses, so I think he would be really turned on if you set the mood, like lighting candles, putting on your best sex playlist, or tbh pull out some food to use in foreplay I think that would make him glitch real hard lol
why are these all sexual sorry my mind is in the gutter, I didn't realize until this reading how much me and jeno would FUCK (our venuses are conjunct by less than a degree and his mars is exactly conjunct my eros)
exploring/adventures - I think he would really enjoy people, both romantically and friendship-wise, who are adventurous and like to go on little trips where they can explore with him, to balance out the more chill nights at home he also enjoys
turn-offs
not being funny - okay so I find it fascinating how he's joked that he blamed his family for his lack of humor, I think he actually IS funny (no sag moon is 0% funny), I just think his taurus placements obscure it a little. but yeah someone who couldn't make him laugh would turn him off big time
different values - obviously, this can be a general turn-off for most people, but I think taurus energy especially want to be around people that share their values since they are often much too stubborn or "bull-headed" to change their minds. remember, taurus is ruled by venus which oversees love but also values
people rushing him - similar to what I said for Renjun, think Jeno would be super turned-off by people who try to rush him, especially who try to rush him into having feelings. Aries venus' can get attracted easily, they love to feel that instant spark, but before it can turn into a forest fire in his soul (that his sag moon needs), his more slow-moving mars needs time to get there. and anyway, he seems like a very laid-back kind of guy, so I really don't think he would tolerate the opposite type of energy from other people
super vanilla sex - aquarius eros, he needs someone to indulge his kinky and experimental side
Haechan*
leo moon, gemini venus, gemini mars
turn-ons
praise kink - leo moons deep down just want attention and to be told how good they are
dirty talking - his chart literally screams that he loves dirty talk. I truly think he gets the most stimulation from mental connections and words, so I see him and his partner almost constantly talking during acts unless their mouths are full or gagged lol
someone who can see through his bravado and into his vulnerable side - look, he is a very outgoing and bubbly guy, but with his leo moon and especially his cancer mercury in the 8th, I think he gets deep wounds from his interactions with people who assume he is never sensitive or insecure about anything, and I think he would really love and appreciate someone who is able to pick up on these subtleties and be a bit more gentle with him emotionally (big water sign energy)
switching - straight up, this dude is a hardcore switch who loves trying new things and mixing it up. I can even see him being a dom and sub like at the same time???? don't even know how to explain it but he loves having the freedom to experiment
someone make an edit of this hottie to venus in gemini by dezi !!!
turn-offs
super traditional values - he also has aquarius eros and juno. I think he rejects a lot of super traditional rules and values and would not be fond of that in another person, platonic or romantic (side note, I would actually love to hear his take on politics, I think it would be very interesting)
pillow princess/prince/etc. - listen, this guy needs his ego stroked (as well as other things) and would not put up with someone who is not really participating or just there to look pretty
lack of physical touch (outside of sex) - As we can see with his own behavior, those with lots of gemini placements can be VERY handsy and affectionate because this sign rules the hands. He is constantly lavishing attention on others, but since gemini is also represented by the twins he expects it in return, so someone who isn’t touchy or into pda would turn him off
underestimating his intelligence - he could turn cold in an instant if you insult him in this way. he may not be traditionally “book smart”, but he’s constantly aware of his surroundings and taking in/synthesizing information, and with his mars in gemini, his motivation comes from his thought process and making logical decisions
Jaemin
capricorn moon, virgo venus, leo mars
turn-ons
someone who takes good care of their body - they don't have to be perfect-looking or anything, but having a good daily routine that promotes your overall health is attractive to virgo venuses
respecting his authority - his capricorn moon loves when people look to him for advice and respect his opinions on things, especially things where he feels he's in control of it (soft dom energy), but also in other types of relationships too. if you want to get close to him, ask him to teach you something he knows how to do well
classic lingerie/makeup/suiting - on top of his cap moon, he also has a cap eros and lilith which means he gets really turned on by things that are a bit more traditionally sexy or even hint at being "old-fashioned". so show up in your classiest black teddy and red lip or a really nice suit and knock his socks off!
daddy kink - if you want to call one of the dreamies daddy, this one is your best bet
restraints - ropes, handcuffs, the tie he just pulled off his neck, etc. (don't be surprised if he wants to get tied up sometimes too!)
turn-offs
being overly flirty - I actually think someone like this would turn him off because he is a little insecure with his virgo venus (square pluto which is conjunct chiron) and could become VERY jealous if his person isn’t directing their attention all to him
people only being interested in him for his looks - this is more of an intuitive thing, but I get this really strong feeling that he would actually be interested in someone who doesn't fall all over him right away, or who doesn't only want to fuck him because he's, well, incredibly hot and sexy. but astrologically, I think this is supported by his cap moon and virgo venus. both are earth signs so he would want to take things slow and cultivate a connection that's grounded in something other than sexual attention (which he's very used to getting with all of his leo placements).
being TOO freaky - yes, this is a thing. while I think he has his kinks and stuff he would be interested in trying out, I think someone who is extremely sexually open and experimental would turn him off a bit. I'm going to be honest, I think people project a lot onto him because he is talented and good-looking, but I think he is probably more likely to be vanilla and reserved sexually, especially when getting to know someone. if you want him to get real crazy and nasty you're going to have to do so slowly and respectfully my dream tbh, Jaemin I'm down for the job
Chenle
aquarius moon, scorpio venus, aquarius mars
turn-ons
sexy or revealing outfits - interestingly, I think he's really the only dreamy who would be super turned on by someone showing a lot of skin/cleavage or wearing a sexy outfit that turns heads, due to his scorpio venus. they especially love dark colors and lace/chains btw
quirkiness - I try my best not to enforce basic astrology associations like aquarius = super weird!! but I think in this situation, his aqua moon is conjunct uranus, so I think he really does gravitate towards things and people that are a little different or quirky. I can also see him being interested in people who have very different experiences than him or can show him different and interesting movies/music/shows/etc.
group sex - classic aqua mars turn-on. however, I would tell him to tread very lightly because he might let his dick make the decisions without really thinking about how it would hurt him emotionally to see his partner with other people (his mars is square his scorpio venus). so maybe a sex doll for a threesome instead? other people watching him and his partner over webcam? lol
laughing during sex - to him, it should be fun! get goofy with it!!
turn-offs
ugly feet - pisces lilith, enough said
clinginess/jealousy - his chart is super interesting because, well, first of all, we can’t be sure of his sun sign since we don’t have his birth time and it was a day when the sun changed sings, so that’s stressful on its own. but then we have his competing scorpio and aquarius energy, and while his scorpio venus would crave emotional intimacy, his aquarius moon and mars would HATE someone expecting too much of him or being clingy. especially if someone is jealous to the point where they try to limit his time with friends. honestly, he needs someone who is mature enough to be able to form a deep connection with him while still being independent and open with him, but for a (fairly) young guy that might be hard if he only looks in his age bracket or younger
laziness - his aquarius mars is aspecting almost every major planet in his chart except for his sun, which is either scorpio or sagittarius (two signs that are very high energy and driven), so I don’t think he just chills out very often. even if he does, I think his thoughts are still very much ON. so, I don’t think he would like someone who is super lackadaisical about life, it just wouldn’t match his vibe
Jisung
scorpio moon, aquarius venus, aries mars
turn-ons
sex toys - okay I have to say I still feel weird writing sexual things about him since he’s a good amount younger than me, so sorry if I’m awkward here BUT aquarius rules technology and other societal advancements, so in the world of sex that means internet stuff and sex toys. like I said he’s pretty young so he may not have gotten here yet, but once he takes an interest in using them and comes across a partner who isn’t open to them he’s going to be like "why tho?" very much a gotta try it once just to see! kinda guy
games or competitions - I think generally, he has a competitive spirit due to his domicile aries mars, and his moon also being ruled (traditionally) by mars, so friendships or relationships where they have friendly competition would be fun and fulfilling for him (side note, I bet he does this with mark all of the time, like making little bets or competitions). but I think he would also be sexually turned on by it, so whip out your board games and when the game gets heated maybe he'll whip something out as well! lol
dates that are both active and intimate - could even apply to hangouts with friends too, but he would like something that appeases his restless aries mars while also letting him and his partner work on their emotional bond for his scorpio moon. think a hike with just the two of you or him teaching you his newest choreo when you have the practice room at to yourselves
turn-offs
super sensitive people - with his cap mercury and his other aqua placements, I think he is probably extremely direct with his feelings and would rather just get something out in the open so you can talk about it instead of holding it in, so I think he would get annoyed with someone who couldn't handle that kind of energy or who was too sensitive
gossipers - I once had a scorpio moon deadass say to me that if I ever shared their secrets and hurt them like that they would hurt me back by exposing all of the personal or private stuff I had told them… if a scorpio moon opens up to you, you better not share that stuff around! Jisung probably wouldn’t open up to someone like this if he picks up on this energy anyways, but if it did happen and you betrayed him, with that aries mars the scorpio sting of revenge would happen quick!
not liking his friends - some of the other members would be okay with a partner not getting along with their friends and keeping their romantic relationships separate, but he definitely wouldn't. I see him really cherishing his friendships and would need his partner to be integrated into the group for it to work
leave your sex playlist at home - aries mars can actually be turned off by super slow or sensual music, like they don't want to hear "baby-making music" they just want chill music that won't entirely ruin the mood
Hope you all enjoyed this reading lovelies 🖤 Make sure to stream Glitch Mode while reading this too!!!
btw please let me know what the appropriate tags are for readings like this that have 18+ or sexual content, I just want to cover my bases so minors can stay away, or so people can filter it out if they want to - I tagged suggestive and smut but I'm not sure if that's right. Please let me know!!
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I try to be as inclusive and respectful with my readings as possible, but if you notice anything that I might have overlooked, please let me know!
These readings are for entertainment purposes only and are based solely on my own knowledge of astrology and tarot, I do not personally know any idol I read for!
[12:01 am]
“what if you were an alien?” you murmur into boyfriend!jeno’s chest. the two of you are lying in bed together after a horror movie marathon, his dark grey blanket pulled over the both of you. you’re wearing his large green t-shirt that falls to your mid-thigh and shorts, and snuggle up to him because you feel cold and a bit scared. he notices and lifts his arm to wrap it around your waist comfortably.
you look up into his face - his eyes are closed and he looks peaceful; maybe he’s about to fall asleep by this point. “that might explain why you’re so handsome,” you murmur quietly.
the corners of jeno’s lips lift up lovingly. he finds your midnight thoughts endearing, and the arm around your waist shifts so that his hand runs through your hair. “go to sleep, sweetie.”
you relax, sighing contentedly into his chest. “... i really think you might be an alien sometimes.”
jeno chuckles lazily. “why?” he says, his eyes opening slightly as his hands repeatedly caress your hair.
“i don’t know,” you murmur, your eyes drooping closed with sleepiness. “maybe because you’re so perfect.” you let out a small, quiet yawn. “i love you,” you mumble, your hands on his chest relaxing as you fall asleep.
jeno can feel you relax as you sleep, and closes his eyes as your soft breaths seem to whisper in the dark room. “i love you more,” he mumbles back, and kisses your head as he falls asleep.
ISTJ, the collection (masterlist)
A collection of short stories inspired songs from NCT DREAM's 'ISTJ - The 3rd Album'.
ON HOLD!
None of these stories are connected to each other. note: I purposely made the synopses short since I'm still working on writing this collection, it'll change as I complete them! Also, you can see I didn't have many ideas... Sorry...
first track: SKATEBOARD synopsis: Mark swears he wasn't the same person he was in middle school, but you aren't convinced.
first track: YOGURT SHAKE synopsis: Does Renjun really want Froyo, or does he want you?
first track: BLUE WAVE synopsis: You want a summer fling and he wants something serious.
first track: POISON synopsis: He's killing you, yet you can't get enough.
first track: ISTJ synopsis: Opposites attract, right?
first track: SOS synopsis: Your brain signals SOS, yet you do it over and over again.
first track: LIKE WE JUST MET synopsis: Coming back to South Korea after so many years, you hope that things hadn't changed much. But, how much many things can stay the same? And how many people can really wait for you after 6 years?
jisung getting shy when the camera is on him for too long is so sweet ♥
[11:34 pm]
looking at jeno’s sleeping face and realizing how much you love him and how much you want to be with him til the end of time
[11:55 am]
it’s nearly noon when neighbor!jeno (who’s on your bed) complains about how long you take to do your makeup. “Come on, I’m hungry,” he pouts. you chuckle and shake your head, “just give me a few more minutes—i’m almost done.” jeno groans in response as he gets up and walks closer to you. you watch him closely, suspicious of what he’s about to do.
jeno surprises you when he wraps his arms around your waist, shoving you a little more towards the edge of your little bench so he can sit. “come on,” he mumbles, face buried in the small space between your neck and shoulder.
you comply, a little shaken from the close contact, “okay, let’s go you big baby.”
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ🙊ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ🙈 ㅤ ִ 𓈒 𐔌💩🙉
gamble away your money, and love life doing it ‼️ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ🤑🤑
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♛ misdial by @dojunie [college!au, chaptered, slowburn, eventual smut] ♛ one night only by @tyxoxo [model!au, chaptered, slowburn, smut] ♛ rule number one: don't fall in love by @jaylaxies [fake dating!au, oneshot, fluff, slight angst, smut] ♛ summer of love by @lattaeyongs [90’s!au, brother’s bestfriend!au, oneshot, slice of life, fluff, slowburn] ♛ the roommate contract by @jaeyunverse [roommate!au, brother's bestfriend!au, oneshot, fluff, angst, suggestive] ♛ golden boy by @tddyhyck [established relationship!au, oneshot, mature, smut] ♛ reel by @tqmies [camping trip!au, oneshot, romance, comdey, smut] ♛ ascension to the throne by @heartshyuck [royalty!au, oneshot, political, mystery, angst, slowburn, smut] ♛ cookie jar by @neopuppy [stepcest!au, oneshot, mature, smut] ♛ premium boy-toy by @ncteez [stripper!au, oneshot, switch jeno, rich/lonely reader, mature, smut] ♛ yours to tame by @slightlymore [period drama!au, oneshot, childhood friends to “enemies” to lovers, romantic comedy, fluff, some light angst, smut] ♛ tell me you hate me by @sweetlemontart [brother's bestfriend!au, oneshot, slight angst, mature, explicit smut] ♛ eventual by @angelicmark [bestfriends to lovers!au, oneshot, fluff, slight angst, smut] ♛ shameless by @neopuppy [stepcest!au, oneshot, infidelity, mature, smut] ♛ homebody by @daydreamingyuta [established relationship!au, oneshot, fluff] ♛ lovely puppy by @smileysuh [model!au, oneshot, mature, smut] ♛ overheated by @killshotbabe [highschool friend's boyfriend!au, oneshot, cheating/affair, mature, smut] ♛ someone to stay by @jaeminhours [highschool!au, oneshot, fluff, slight angst, slowburn]
prince's diaries
your royal highness, jeno lee ♚
ethereal, you can't be real
heaven within an arm’s reach yet it is still but an untouchable paradise 🦋
Love Sick
serious bf jeno x unserious/goofy partner(based off a tweet i saw)
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“look its a heart” “can you please stop drawing in my cum and let me get up”
No one really knew how the relationship lasted so well. Two years to be exact. You and Jeno were complete opposites of each other, the kind that would clash under any circumstances. But it worked perfectly. Him being dreadfully serious and you annoying unserious. But he found your stupid jokes and unserious nature to be endearing. You couldn’t STAND serious situations, always needing to make a joke or laugh when you’re not supposed to. But thats what Jeno was for, to handle those situations. You’re unserious nature even carried on during intimate situations…
“P-please I want your mouth around me so bad.” You could listen to Jeno beg all day. You could listen to him speak in general all day. He sounds so fucking perfect. Positioned between his legs, you look up at him with a small smile. You loved teasing him until he lost him. Placing small kisses and kitten licks around his shaft, you felt him becoming more and more impatient. “fuck y/n, please please i need you so bad. I’ll cum just like this if you continue.” You couldn’t help but giggle a bit before taking him into your mouth without warning. Jeno quickly grabbed onto your hair, holding your head down for a second. “J-just like that…fuck your mouth always feels amazing.” Hearing those words definitely stroked your ego causing you to moan. Jeno was dangerously close to his climax, and you being you had a silly little plan.
You rise from Jeno and smile, stroke him as a replacement to your mouth. “I want you to cum on your stomach. I wanna lick it off.” Jeno stared at you for a second but was quickly amused at the thought. You picked up the pace, using both your hands and mouth to get him closer and closer to his release. “y/n im cumming oh my- Fuck!” There it was, Jeno cumming all over his stomach looking fucking beautiful. Now what you said wasn’t a lie, you are going to lick the cum off his stomach…but not before you rub it in and draw fun shapes on it. Before Jeno could move or say anything, you lied down between his leg and began drawing random shapes and hearts. “what are you doing? move-“ In the two years Jeno has been dating you, this has to be the oddest thing youve ever done. “look its a heart.”You say as your kicking your feet, having a blast. “can you please stop drawing in my cum and let me get up” He actually found it a little funny but ge would rather perish than let you see him laugh. “uh oh the cum controller is here.”
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blonde jeno
pls i can’t breathe, kandjavdjbejabx
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JENO
SIR- EXCUSE ME
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00L DREAM
who’s your bias? yes
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00L DREAMIES
another one cause why not
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JENO ver.
jeno i- you look very fine sir
1 2 haechan ver.
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