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Post Season 3 Good Omens One-Shot <33
“It ended, as it began, with a garden.
….
The sight filled Crowley with fondness, something he found himself feeling a lot lately. Could you blame him? He lived with the love of his life—the center of his universe, the one who made him feel like someone who deserved happiness. How could he not stare? Adore? If he could hang the stars again, he’d do it just for Aziraphale. He was sure of it.”
I know it's not most people's priority but if we see a second coming (be it of Jesus or most likely I think another antichrist) I need Adam to comeback. I need to see my boy grown up with these amazing powers he just doesn't use.
Pigeons??? The totally domesticated infamously trainable birds that are actual war heroes and can fly missiles?? And spot cancer and learn tricks and fly home and read food labels for allergens?? Harder to control than OWLS??? Sorry, pigeons are a huge interest of mine and reality hits HARD when I meet someone that just.. doesn't know a thing about them! Which is not your fault, society views them as pests and most people think that's all there is to know about them :(
The good news is, you have untapped wells of pigeon knowledge waiting for you if I can encourage you to go have some fun learning about these beautiful birds!!
Will there be pigeons in season 3? I just feel like you can't go wrong with pigeons in season 3
That's up to the Pigeon Central Committee.
We continue doing this cuz It's really funny hehe
If Aziraphale and Crowley had Discord:
Yeeeeppy sad comic !
“I can’t promise I won’t leave you”
“But..”
“I can promise I will always come back to you”
“A n g e l
are you crying..?”
. . .
Job flashback and foreshadowing?
I - Starting Assumption
First off, you must understand that this only follows based on my idea that there is a bit of Crowley going up to heaven with Azi, in some kind of microscopically small version of the bookshop.
A literal... compartmentalization: the act of separating something into parts and not allowing those parts to mix together. (Cambridge Dictionary).
Literally, a safe place that Azi can go to in his mind and possibly where Crowley is hanging out. I also interpret Crowley's F15 line "You can't leave this bookshop." to apply here. Sorry, I just can't shake the idea that it is so very important that they stay together. Somehow.
Anyway, for how or when or if this happens, here there be gaps, so just jump over them for now, please, if you can.
II - Flashback and Foreshadow
With that starting basis in mind, I began thinking about the Job minisode. E2 is quite prominently all about Azi because of Companion to Owls, even Neil says it's important for Azi, especially, I guess, for his historical character development (as per Sendarya's beautiful video).
But I keep feeling like it could also be metaphorically foreshadowing what might happen to Azi in S3 and what he may have to endure. Job's house, the courtyard, Job's clothes all seem Azi-coded to me, with yellows and pale yellow-brown. And while Job's house is being targeted with destruction and the storm rages outside, Azi and Crowley are hiding out in the safety of the cellar, eating ox ribs and drinking wine, respectively.
My leap then, is that in S3, we might see Azi and Crowley (that is, my idea of the "half-Crowley") hiding out in Azi's mind's bookshop, taking shelter in this safe place protecting him from what could be going on "outside" of it: and that there is an attack on the rest of his mind: an attempt to erase his memories, his "him", his Aziraphale-ness.
I like to imagine that during this time Azi is doing some "stocktaking" and the two have another good heart-to-heart talk while they wait out this "tempest".
III - More Foreshadowing?
I remembered the E2 deleted concept art boards that Sendarya asked Neil about and which was answered by him confirming that they were meant for E2. Apparently one of those was going to be used to perhaps imply that the relationship then being forged between them was to last until the end of the world or something like that. Can't know because he reluctantly let it be cut.
You know the ones. Like this one.
It has now occurred to me that those could also have been a metaphorical depiction, a metaphorical foreshadowing, of Azi's mind having been wiped, or an attempt at it anyway. But that this "compartmentalized bookshop" survived and protected him/them.
IV: Misc
One last thing. When Bildad is talking to Job in the burnt-out barn, it sure looks like Job is sitting on a big steaming pile of shit...dung. As in, the dung pits that Demon Josh didn't want to get sent to again. As in, hell.
If I follow through with this train-of-thought it might imply that not only do they try to erase his memories, but they might also send him to hell as well? If so, it would be a good thing to have Crowley with him. As Crowley says to Azi when they are hunkered down in Job's cellar, "See you in hell." Poor Azi!
So, there ya go. Yes, lots of gaps, lots of leaps. And if this is the case, in the end how do we get them separated and each whole again? Adam? Jesus? God?
All I ask is that you please be kind to me and all my crazy talk. It's just an idea.
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Very very very very very very VERY important!
IMAGINE CROWLEY AND AZIRAPHALE SKIING
So Aziraphale would easily go down from the black (most dangerous) slopes, going "Ah yeah, this activity is indeed very pleasing!", while Crowley would probably hesitatingly go on the slope for beginners, fall on the most flat area of it, punch hisself in the nose with his knee, and accidentally hit three other people while falling. So the rest of the holiday would be Aziraphale being a professional sportsman and Crowley bringing him hot cocoa)
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We are ineffably elated to confirm that Good Omens will return for a third season! This calls for a round of hot chocolate and sweet treats!
@neil-gaiman
We are ineffably elated to confirm that Good Omens will return for a third season! This calls for a round of hot chocolate and sweet treats!
@neil-gaiman
I saw this post and got so excited that I shoved a fistful of the nearest sweet food item (caramel popcorn) and almost chocked but it was all worth it. I'll discorporate for this show.
We are ineffably elated to confirm that Good Omens will return for a third season! This calls for a round of hot chocolate and sweet treats!
@neil-gaiman
You dumbasses the garden it will end in is St James Park, and it has always been St James Park.
it's the complement of Stede being "just kind of around when [Nigel] died"
Just me sitting here waiting to see how (if) Aziraphale and Crowley will save the world in S3. Because after all,
They’ve never actually saved it before.
Is this gonna be one of those where they collect together humans who they have interacted with over the years and they are the ones who do the saving?
Do I want more kisses and hugs and love and laughter in s3? Yes. Yes I do. But- please, oh please Neil give us more sassy Crowley. I need him. In a totally not normal way.
Good Omens Theories - I wrote this instead of sleeping, excuse my rambling
Starter theories i wrote before "analyzing" anything:
Somethings in the coffee
might be fighting whatever "it" is
The Metatron and Crowley have ISSUES together, personally as a headcanon and not a theory, i think it was most likely that Metatron was the one that damned all the demons into, well, damnation. what i mean is that he was there and all that.
35:32 - as someone previously pointed out, he changed his speech to appear more like aziraphales.
aziraphale is sure of what he wants (to stay out of heaven and stay on earth) and through out the ep that changes quickly. suspicious.
as someone else pointed out, he changed his description of the almond syrup in the coffee. After further research, i found almonds symbolizes the purity of the Virgin and the birth of jesus in Christianity. Which might mean, that what the tumblr posts are saying is true and he maybe coming in s3. Some depictions of divine favor and approval, and divine guiding were also shown but appeared less often than the first. That "I should jolly well hope so" comment from Metatron does add some suspicion to the coffee as well. In another context, an almond (although its the tree here not the fruit) is also a shown as a message of god watching.
39:37-39:56 - THATS SUSPICIOUS AF- That whole interaction was suspicious as hell,
rn aziraphale looks like me when I'm trying to flee from a conversation from one of my teachers (aka one of my superiors someone i have too respect immediately without question and try not to get in trouble with(unless they have given me reason not to of course)) just agreeing with everything their saying to get out of the conversation faster.
"Well then, go and tell your friend the good news." aziraphale here looks nervous, as he's walking off he thinks for a moment, i think his face is showing a (what the fuck is happening rn) kinda vibe. and afterwards his whole demeaner is (lets get this over with.) WHY THOUGH. if he's nervous which obviously he is, he's gonna ask a pretty big question here not knowing if Crowley is gonna say yes or not, BUT HE DOESNT LOOK HAPPY/EXCITED NERVOUS. he looks like accepted his fate/i know this gonna go badly nervous.
40:52 -
LMAO aziraphale is like NOWS NOT THE TIME CROWLEY looks over to the window NOWS NOT THE FUCKING TIME. to me this implies that he knows Metatron is looking and that he is warry of him, WHY ARE YOU WARRY OF HIM, HUH AZIRAPHALE?? HMM??? THIS IS SOMEONE WHO YOU TOTALLY 100% AGREE WITH HIS STUPID PLAN WHY ARE YOU WARRY?? i don't know why, just that he shouldn't be if he actually believes the shit he was spouting, I'm not that smart-
42:03 - LOL LOOK AT AZIRAPHALE dudes like (What the fuck are you saying right now-)
43:12 - that giggle was hysteric almost.
OH GOD that "not at all" has been BUGGING ME and i don't know why! he says it through clenched teeth like he's lying or is OH! LIKE HES TRYING NOT TO SAY IT!! like something is coursing him into saying it but he's trying not to, and that smile slipping as Crowley gets angry HURTS ME, but the smile is almost awkward like he's trying to keep it in place but he doesn't want it too.
I feel like when Crowley starts talking here ("confessing") aziraphale continues looking at the window and is giving a "oh please don't do this now Crowley NOT right now" look
why am i starting to think that metatron is controlling aziraphale.. why am i getting that feeling-
NOW IK WHY im paying attention to aziraphales expressions and half way through crowleys confession he SQUINTS at him HATEFULLY
oh nvm hes just confused- WHEN I TELL YOU I DID A DOUBLE TAKE-
"We don't need Heaven, we don't need Hell, they're toxic. We need to get away from them" AZIRAPHALE WDYM= WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO TO THIS STATEMANT, OH EXCUSE ME THIS FACT, THAT YOU SHOULD KNOW BY NOW= WHAT YOU SHAKING YOUR HEAD FOR
have i pointed out the smile? ITS JUST SO FAKE- LIKE COME ON HES NEVER and i mean EVER SMILED LIKE THAT also should i point out that he's smiling but also looks like he's going to cry.
That "No. No, I don't suppose it does" HURT ME, like its what he should've said slay queen but still- he looks so HEARTBROKEN
"Good luck? Crowley! Crowley" BISH WHY ARE YOU SAYING Crowley! LIKE YOU GUYS ARE ARGUING ABOUT WHALES OR SOMETHING?? THIS IS SERIOUS! dudes acting like their having one of there little bickering fights and Crowley's being difficult.
" Anything you need to take with you? " pretty sure aziraphale wanted to take his diary with him, you know just incase what happened with Gabriel happened to him too, seems only logical. (he had a diary with him right- that wasn't a fanfic i read, RIGHT??)
Final Theories
The Metatron is somehow controlling/affecting aziraphales actions and aziraphales fighting it.
theory number two is the most obvious theory, and the one where every single observation points towards it. Aziraphale GENUINELY thinks he can outsmart the Metatron by being in heaven and fixing it from the inside, for whatever reason (probably because he thinks his days are numbered if he stays on earth, it took only a few years for heaven to bother them again and the result was that he was almost erased from EXISTENCE) he wants to be up there in heaven not because he WANTS too but because he has too. through out the final 15 i think he was trying to signal to crowley his plan and Crowley didn't know he WAS throwing any signals. dude was genuinely confused af when crowley started confessing. The miscommunication tag is at it again folks.
You remember how I told everyone the plot of Season 2 before it aired?
(Everyone tries to remember and then shakes their heads.)
That's right. I didn't. I spent several years going "wait and see". And you waited and you saw.
I'm not going to reveal any of the plot of Season 3, either. So there's really no point in asking me to make things happen, or to tell me what you do or you don't want to happen. I'm not going to.
I need this to be canon. It would explain the ending of season two
actually the Almighty is a gamer girl and aziraphale and crowley are Her Sims that she keeps putting in situations