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fuck me I am such a lesbian
Random Dude: Hey, did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Cause you look like an angel.
Aziraphale, who has no idea what flirting is: Crowley, how does he know???? Am I that obvious????
Crowley, who has been flirting with Aziraphale for six millennia and knows how terrible he is with flirting signals: No, luckily I fell first so I could catch him.
Crowley: So Armageddon didn’t work this time.
Aziraphale: Yes.
Crowley: Which means it wasn’t really Armageddon.
Aziraphale: Yes?
Crowley: Then from now on, today will be known as Armageddoff, yes I see the door, no I’m never leaving.
Aziraphale: I’m starting to see why Heaven kicked you out, Crowley.
Crowley: So the tea is that-
Beelzebub: For the last godblessed time, Crowley, it’s a report of your monthly demonic activities, not tea! Refer to it correctly!
Crowley: Look, do you want the tea or not, buddy?
Crowley and Aziraphale made strawberry lemonade together as a joint effort.
Aziraphale made it by putting strawberries into his lemonade, because both are delicious so why not put them together?
Crowley was the one to have the idea of slicing the strawberries so they didn’t float. This may not sound evil, but he also invented the custom of awkwardly trying to spear or scoop strawberries with a straw that isn’t designed to spear or scoop anything.
The demon sometimes goes to restaurants just to watch other people awkwardly trying to eat their strawberries with a straw, and laughs because they all ignore the forks next to them, because honestly, who’s going to use a fork when you can just struggle with a straw?
Crowley loves watching this, until he realizes Aziraphale is one of the people who awkwardly tries to stab strawberries and ignores the fork next to him.
Our Ineffable husbands cosplay!
@neil-gaiman
SHUT UP OMG-
Eu amo esse dois asshole... vish kk...
Shipps that make me wanna live and die at the same time
Number 1
These☝️ two bitches, I don't need to explain why
Number 2
These☝️ two made me wanna kill them more than myself, but here we are
And for the last but not least important
Number 3
Guys, now I realize that I've got a thing with non-human like angels/ asgardian with an human, this is 2/3. and a white-haired guy, very sweet, but can be very intimidating if they want with a dramatic tall snake, wich is fluid in gender and a goth bitch. And is 2/3 of it too
I actually have a thing
Goodnight only for those who have a queerbaiting shipp as a comfort shipp...
„ThEy ArEn’T tAlKiNg“,
Stfu they’re talking in my head.
Aziraphale, after disobeying multiple archangles, lying directly to Her face, and consorting with a demon: I mean rip to fallen angels but im different
Just rewatched the last epsiode of good omens and MAN is crowley bad at acting. He does a good job as Aziraphale sure, but do you see how often he almost breaks character? Tbh I wouldnt have been suprised if he just decked Gabriel then and there
Reading the good omens book is a fascinating experience because while theres only one “ngk” it takes you five minutes to read because it’s impossible to pronounce properly in your head
Good omens au where everything is the exact same but Aziraphale has pink heart glasses on throughout the entire show
Well this is one way to start your Tumblr career- for the uncensored version you can DM lmao
(Made by my brother, thank him)
So I know probably no one will see this but I’m currently writing a fanfic about good omens. 😅
Basically how it was left on a cliffhanger made me wonder about what season 3 might be like then I decided why not write my own?
Soooo~ tada 🎉
I’m not done yet so keep that in mind but I’ve already finished the outline and the first chapter all I need is to have it edited and yay! 😁
This is my own little thing so it’s mainly made for myself but if you enjoy it then win win!