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Charles: I’m so glad you’re teaching the children computer science, I’m sure it’s a very intellectual experience.
Peter: *nodding sagely* Only the best for the students at Xavier’s School For Gifted Youngsters.
Scott:*Thinking about how for the final project Peter told the kids to make movie scenes about Charles and Erik using a box of restricted tapes* Of course, the kids deserve the world.
Bonus:
Peter: Do you want to see my favorite submission?
Scott:*already laughing* Yes!
Peter: Behold “Watch What Happens, Bitch” by Jean-Paul Beaubier.
Friendly reminder that when Charles confronts Erik in the plane in dofp he doesn't even MENTION the fact that he betrayed him, that he paralysed him, that he went against everything he stood for or that he killed a bunch of people. What he does insist on though, what he repeats and screams louder than anything else, is the fact that he abandoned him. Even losing raven, which we know was hard for him, is shown as significantly less important in his speech. Also note that, while Erik says "you abandoned us all", Charles uses "you abandoned me" because for him it wasn't about a larger cause or the greater good, for him it was personal, his bond with Erik went beyond just being fellow mutants fighting in the same fight, BECAUSE HE LOVES HIM FFS.
Conversations while dating/ before dating Peter Maximoff...
Peter Maximoff x gn! reader
A/N: Not my gif
Peter: I hope you know that I would die for you
Y/N: Yesterday you said you would die for a single potato chip, So... I don't feel that special
Peter: I'd... live for you?
Y/N: You are the least subtle person I know. Your 'I have a secret' vibe is literally visible from the moon
Peter: Is not!
Y/N: Shit! I cut my finger
Peter: *speeds into room* wheee woooo wheee woooo wheee woooo
Y/N: Wha-
Peter: *Stops to put bandage on finger*
Peter: *runs out of room at normal speed* Wheee woooo wheee woooo wheee woooo
Peter: Don't hug me so tight! Your crushing my spleen
Y/N: You dont even know where your spleen is
Peter: Neither do you!
Peter: Scott won't come out of his room, what do we do?
Y/N: Just tell him I said anything factually incorrect
Peter: Gotcha
Scott: *Bursting through the door* Did you just say that the SUN is a fucking PLANET?!
Peter: *with his foot stuck in a chair* Now you may be asking, "Peter, how did you do this to yourself?
Peter: *slightly baffled and still trying to get out* Well the thing is... Peter doesn't know either
Y/N: Something weird is happening
Peter: Isn't that our school motto?
Peter: *pulls shower curtain back* Are we- stop screaming, it's just me- are we out of twinkies?
Peter: *talking about Y/N to Scott* When they first came to Xavier's and I had a crush on them, I didn't know how to deal with it so I wrote them a note anonymously that just said get out
Y/N: Is this seat taken?
Peter: That's my lap?
Y/N: I know what I said
Peter: *yawns*
Y/N: it must be tiring to be that pretty
Peter: *tilts head* then you must be exhausted
Y/N: *blushing furiously*
Peter: I really want to kiss you
Y/N: Hnm?
Peter: I said if you die I wouldn't miss you
Y/N: What?
Peter: Wait no-
Peter: *runs into the kitchen* Y/N I caught a bird!
Y/N:*While not paying attention and making lunch* That's nice...
Y/N: Wait what?! Put it back!
Y/N: *Getting hit on*
Peter: Hey that's my fiance/fiancee your hitting on!
Stranger: Really? I don't see a ring
Peter: Shit I knew I forgot something *gets down on one knee*
Part 2
Convetsations While/Dating Peter Maximoff part 2...
Peter Maximoff x gn! reader
A/N: Not my gif
Y/N: I am going to need you to swear-
Peter: Shit.
Y/N:
Y/N: ...swear as in promise.
Peter: This is horrible! This is the most humiliating thing to ever happen to me!
Y/N: Oh-? Even more humiliating than-
Peter: We are not doing this!
Y/N: The first time Peter opened a box of Cheerios and looked inside he yelled, "OH WOW! DONUT SEEDS!"
Y/N: Can I have some water?
Peter: *starts chugging their water bottle*
Peter: *chokes from drinking too fast*
Peter: *spills water all over themself*
Peter, coughing: I don't have any water
Peter: Who's in charge here?
Y/N, shrugging: Usually whoever yells the loudest.
Peter: Welcome, fellow idiots
Y/N: Hey, Peter
Peter: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot
Y/N: You underestimate me
Y/N: Can you please be serious for five minutes?
Peter: My record is four, but I think I can do it.
Y/N , going over Peter's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you’re creative.
Peter: Yes
Y/N: Okay... may I know what you create?
Peter: Problems.
Peter: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut...
Y/N: You would eat yourself?
Peter: I wouldn’t even question it.
Y/N: What are your goals?
Peter: To pet all the dogs.
Y/N: No, fitness goals.
Peter: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.
Y/N: What's a word that's a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?
Jean: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
Peter: Smad.
Y/N: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?
Peter: Oh, I’m always running
Peter: The question is from what-
Part 1
Charles Xavier: I have 99 problems and Erik Lehnsherr is every single one of them
I'm sorry this probably gonna sound cringe but
Guys, I think " blackout drunk" by "suki Waterhouse" can give some dofp cherik vibes
Characters that had good intentions but fucked up methods
Morally grey
If nobody got me Charles Xavier poking needles into himself and crying over a murderer got me.
POV: Hank in DoFP
Peter Maximoff - love language headcanons
💕 fluff
quality time
he loves listening to his favourite music with you and rambling on and on about his latest hyperfixation
going to the arcade or the movies
just hanging out eating junk food
that kinda stuff
even though his primary love language might not be physical touch, he definitely enjoys it
meaning he speeds next to you and puts his arm around you while walking together or presses a quick kiss to your cheek
he will also bring you snacks and just little knick-knacks and stuff he "found" that made him think of you