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Ok but- hear me out-
Please laugh
Polyphemus: Daddy!!! He hurted me!!!
Odysseus: OwO
Apollo: Daddy!!! He killed my moomoo!!!
Odysseus: OwO
Polyphemus: I would like to thank you for this lovely wine, Nobody!
Odysseus: I'm so glad we see eye to eye.
Polyphemus, a cyclops who has heard that joke done to death:
Polyphemus: Y'know, I was gonna let you all go but, screw it, just for that I'm eating your bestie.
IVE SAID IT ONCE AND ILL SAY IT AGAIN-
THE ODYSSEY IS JUST ODYSSEUS BABYSITTING LESS AND LESS IDIOTS AS TIME GOES ON.
epic odysseus: no athena i will not "finish it." mercy is a skill more of this world could learn to use
odysseus in the odyssey, shouting from his ship as his men beg him to stfu: lF ONLY I COULD STEAL YOUR LIFE FROM YOU, AND SEND YOU DOWN TO HADES' HOUSE BELOW, AS SURE NOBODY WILL EVER HEAL YOU, EVEN THE GOD OF EARTHQUAKES!
To add to this-
“Look at this note your substitute left! Do you care to explain yourselves?!?!”
Bc you can’t convince me that they all aren’t sitting there thinking about how much of a snitch Polyphemus is-
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PLEASEEEE you cannot convince me that Poseidon going "in all my years of living, it isn't very often that i get pissed off" isnt the same thing as your elementary teacher going "in my 20 years of teaching, i have never had a less well behaved class".
listening to epic rn why the fuck does Polyphemus sound like that
EPIC: Musical/The odyssey designs
By me
by @weissehexeeclips
Polyphemus: That was some good wine, thanks. I think I'll let you go.
Odysesseus: I'm glad we see "eye to eye" *finger guns*
Polyphemus, grabbing his club: OK you know what-
Polyphemus:
NOBODY:
Please laugh
3 000 years old joke and not dead yet unlike Odysseus' soldiers and Panelope's suitors and also all in troy.
And all are dead ESPECIALLY HOMER HIMSELF
LORD, I LOVE IT
odysseus nooo don’t tell him your name
just an ordinary shepherd
so beyond proud that i can make my squeaky-ass voice go almost as deep as Polyphemus's
Polyphemus: I would like to thank you for this lovely wine, Nobody!
Odysseus: I'm so glad we see eye to eye.
Polyphemus, a cyclops who has heard that joke done to death:
Polyphemus: Y'know, I was gonna let you all go but, screw it, just for that I'm eating your bestie.
Epic if Odysseus had kept the braincell he had in the trojan war
Polyphemus @ Odysseus after being blinded
Today I extracted casein and lactose from SHEEP milk for biochem lab, and when the teacher said it was from SHEEP, my sadistic brain tuned into: look at all this sheep. 👁
My mental health obliterated, my morning destroyed
I was sobbing while holding the dang milk glass to heat it up T T