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Tinky gave him some enrichment š
I donāt ship it but when hidgens was dancing Ted was definitely checking him out ššš
do you ship it?
That relatable moment when a fucked up looking goat decides itās going to trap you in itās box for shits and giggles.
*fingers aggressively gripping my thighs* Yea I think about that one sleazeball a normal amount.
Time bastard, You got some place else to be?
The Lang brothers really said: āThe Cosmic God of Time and Space, a Eldritch Horror who is fuelled by tormenting people - a being capable of driving his lessers into insanity within seconds and able to trap them into a torturous eternityā¦ā¦ā¦is a furryā.
And as iconic as that isā¦.huh?
LONG HAIR SPANKOFFSKI SUPREMACY!!!
Some of yāall are not appreciating the fact this man has his hair in a bun in Time Bastard/Working Boys.
This is Hatchetfield, People go missing everyday!
God gave me Procreate Dreams and a vision.
Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust.
Tinky gave him some enrichment š
Bastard man in the evil boxā¦..I would die for you
Who let this man babysit.
āAside from TGWDLM (and a brief BF cameo), Ted Spankoffski has long hair and we as a fandom need to represent that more often within our fanworks, ā I say into the mic.
The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.
āTheyāre right,ā he says. I look for the owner of the voice. There in the 5th row stands: Joey Richter himself, with long hair.
Bro I think they messed up my vocaloid order.
i need your opinion. jeff blim tinky or curt mega tinky
Oh this is such a good question!
While I do have aspects that I love about both portrayals my overall favourite is undoubtedly Jeffās.
In Time Bastard we get to see Tinky be absolutely deranged when it comes to fucking around with Ted, and Jeff manages to protrude that sadistic energy entirely. The laugh alone solidifies that for me. Jeff has such a way with playing unhinged characters (Hidgens in Workinā boys, Aladdin in Twisted, The father in Trail to Oregon, etc) that I donāt think there is a better Starkid actor to play Tinky.
While Grace, Steph and Pete are acted as being scared in The Summoning honestly wasnāt that scary? For me at least? Idk it was more silly (donāt get me wrong I love The Summoning scene it just didnāt have that scare factor- I mean Curts dancing around in neon yellow). And while I do like Tinky having a more silly goofy side to him I prefer the portrayal of that having a more sadistic streak, as seen in Time Bastard.
I know that in The Summoning the LIBs āhold court in your own tongue and formā, (aka appear as teenagers) makes sense story wise and for a on stage preformance. But Iām a big fan of horror, so even the description Tinky being a:
āA solidarity figure. It wears a baggy, furry body- suit. Itās yellow and matted. Dirty. Stinking. Worst of all is its head. A motionless, demented goat mask. It has glassy, evil eyes, a slack jaw with big crooked teeth, a flopping wet tongueā.
Fuck so hard to me. That shit slaps ok. Tinky being refered to a āThe thingā, āThis creatureā, āThe nightmare goatā, in the Time Bastard script? Give me more of that please.
(I know that this isnāt particularly pertaining to Jeffās portrayal, more of the script writing, but they go hand in hand. The script is only as good as the actors can make it. And Jeff does that description of Tinky so much justice).
All that being said- when it comes to drawing Tinky I prefer to draw him as Curt (plus a few extra things added to put my own spin on the design) due to that being his first human form portrayal. Also because I canāt draw goats.
Despite all this, I need it to be known that āoh boy! A spankoffski! Iām going to have the whole set in my toy box!ā has and will continue to rot in my brain for many more months to come.
Song - Taking Whatās Not Yours by Tv Girl.
(I learnt my lesson from last time so hereās the animated version in the original post)
Hey, Dickhead!
*smashes your face in with a crowbar*
There isnāt a day that goes by where I donāt think about the fact that this part of the official Time Bastard script was cut out of the YouTube Video.
Tick Tock, Teddy-Bear.
