Kon - Tumblr Posts
I found this by accident
And then remembered about Kemono Jihen
I mean, isn’t that the place Kon lived before Inari?
Btw
I’m not sure if I’m ready for angry kitsune attack. And there I thought this year can’t get any worse.
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Predictions of dark forces being unleashed by an evil vixen hung over social media in Japan on Monday after a famous volcanic rock said to kill anyone who comes into contact with it was found split in two.
According to the mythology surrounding the Sessho-seki, or killing stone, the object contains the transformed corpse of Tamamo-no-Mae, a beautiful woman … Legend has it that her true identity was an evil nine-tailed fox whose spirit is embedded in the hunk of lava, located in an area of Tochigi.
trans!tim: she's a cisgender woman, she can't get me pregnant.
Bruce: she's zeus's child, therefore it is possible
Bruce: was Kent the father?
Tim: omg you let go of Cassie only to go for my.dead best friend? Shame on you.
Barry: is this baby bart's?
Tim: why would you be so insensitive? :(
Cassie sandsmark: tim I know I said I'd raise these clone-babies with you but I do need to know who the dad is.
Tim: oh the babies are an even mix of all 4 of us
Cassie: what 😐
just guys being bros
Inktober #24.
I hadn't seen Kon in a while. I might as well draw him.
my wonderful bbs
ok actually i think it would be v cute for tim to get kon on a skateboard and kon to get tim on a surfboard bc (i did not know this until today but) skateboarding was invented by surfers as a way to "surf" when the waves were too flat!!! (like, no wonder its called sidewalk surfing. why did i never put this together.) so if kon can surf and tim can skateboard i think each of them probably take to the other's thing without too much difficulty beyond starting troubles. i think this would be so cute
one of the funniest aro traits i have is that i NEVER notice people i know being romantically into each other. they can be the most obviously pining couple in the world flirting ridiculously hard right in front of me and ill just be like wow, look at us three besties all just hanging out :) and then they'll be like btw we're dating now! and ill go WHAT???? oh that was romance??? WHOA. like yay happy for you!!! i just didn't clock it at all whatsoever!!!! (part of this is that im just an affectionate person with my friends and ill happily flirt with my besties and physically lay all over them with absolutely no romantic intent. so i forget that sometimes people are flirty or always concerned with each other for romantic reasons. like. EVERY time it's just oh YEAH... i forgor again...)
anyways, i like to hand this to bart allen, aroace extraordinaire. guy who just straight up forgets romance is real and not something they made up for video games with romanceable companions. he's happy for his friends when they say they're dating someone, bc they're happy so yay! but until they come out and say it he will NOT clock any sort of romance going on.
now i also like to imagine that when the gang are all like in their late teens to early 20s, there's some RIDICULOUS lesbian drama going on. cassie and cissie have been kinda sorta dancing around each order for ages, but then after kon's death and resurrection cassie got distant and cissie and anita started spending more and more time together, and cassie isn't proud to admit it but she maaaay have gotten jealous and fucked rose about it, and now cissie is giving her the cold shoulder. and rose keeps flirting with cissie even though she and cassie keep having unplanned hookups, and anita just asked cassie to be her plus one to a wedding and cassie is shocked she didn't ask cissie and what's going on?! is anita hitting on her??? omg??? wait but what's going on with cissie?? and....
anyway, all of this to say cassie is going the fuck Through it and it's a mess that she keeps bemoaning to kon while languishing on his couch and eating all his ice cream (kon is listening wide-eyed like "wow. if i ever need romantic advice, i'll ask you and then do the exact opposite of whatever you say.") this whole ridiculous affair is going on for months.
until one day there's a core four sleepover and kon is like soooo is it the time of night where we start unpacking the latest developments in cassie's love life? and cassie goes AUURGHGHRHH!!!! yes but oh my god shut up don't say it like that auugghhhh
and bart just looks at her and tilts his head like a puppy dog and asks "wait. you have a love life?? since when???"
silence.
cassie gawks. kon looks positively gleeful.
and then tim starts laughing so hard he doubles over and accidentally slams his head into the corner of the coffee table hard enough to get a mild concussion. bart's aro swag claims yet another victim
He was getting a crisis and wanted to be dramatic about it, krypto is there to help
Just the Karakura Gang being cuties
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