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✦ GIFTOBER 2024 | Day 03/31: GOLD

This is not your kingdom. These are Dwarf lands. This is Dwarf gold. And we will... have our revenge. THE HOBBIT: THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG (2013)

Incredible juxtaposition of Pike screaming MY TIT!!

vs. well. in slowmo:

ok I know today/tonight/every day of the year/every second I breathe is Perc'ahlia. and a lot of this episode was Vaxleth.

BUT!

LOOK!

AT!

THEM!

Nope wait stop looking stop looking this got VERY awkward LOOK AWAY-

Do you think Clark Kent's first few major articles were about the continued presence of lead pipes in parts of Metropolis' water system

Vaxleth: cockblocked by the Matron of Raven's divine visions and the agony of a thousand years alone and the heavy responsibility on both their shoulders

Perc'ahlia: cockblocked by a grizzly bear

Honestly, this is probably the only ship I have in this show

Lol

(Technically Elendil does have an author though…)

They don’t have much screen time

They don’t have the author

They aren’t even canon in the books

But they have the people’s hearts!

God, this was beautiful, I couldn’t stop laughing 😂

Though, some scenes before and after were sorta heartbreaking 😢

getting caught leaving by her brother?

a small price to pay for the best tits in Tal'Dorei

Holy Mary, Mother of God,

Pray for us sinners, now, and at the hour of our death.

Amen.

every day i am percieved™️

I have a question from the type of odd ones, i suppose.

So there was this conversation I witnessed some time ago, where a person said that they are aromantic, and that aromantic can fall in love too. And I am trying to understand how can they fall in love.

Now, I am not trying to be rude or anything (and I apologize if I sound so), just curious and in search for an answer.

I understand there is for example a platonic love, (is it like between friends? For me distinguishing between types of feelings etc is a bit hard), or maybe something else, but for me when someone says “i fell in love with someone” it usually means romantic love… so I suppose I may just be misinterpreting what that person said.

So if someone would be so kind and help me understand, I would be very gratefull.

Rereading The Hobbit, like you do, and when the party gets to Rivendell the narrator says “I wish I had time to tell you even a few of the tales or one or two of the songs that they heard in that house.”

And like. Jirt. My man.

I know it’s for narrative effect, but nothing I have ever read in my entire life has been less believable than Tolkien himself writing that he doesn’t have time to include a song.

- a huge chunk of atla fandom disregards aang's trauma and everything he went through during the series just because he doesnt act like a stereotypical traumatized child or a moody/edgy bad boy protagonist

- the same huge chunk of atla fandom hate on him for actually SHOWING signs of trauma, like when he unintentionally uses the avatar state (a RESPONSE to his trauma) and call him unreasonable, dangerous or selfish

Mmmh

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK AMAZON?????

I just checked out my Netflix and saw Star Trek movies (kelvin universe) and went:

I am doomed. I am sooook doomed because I love them but they also bring me pain and I am gonna watch them or see them and be happy but also sad and everything. (I am weird, i know, it’s in the name of my profile)

I don’t even know when they put them there, probably today (or yesterday) because I’m 100% sure they weren’t on netflix in my country two days ago. Like, WHAT?????

Edit:

Also, tomorrow there is gonna be Dungeons and Dragons Honor among Thieves there too, that’s a relief I suppose

Today I learned about the Totally Kid Carousel in Harlem NY.

Artist Milo Mottola was inspired by the rush of winning an art contest as a child and wanted to give children in the community that feeling of pride and accomplishment in an even bigger way. Each child whose drawing was chosen for use in the carousel received a $50 savings bond (the Prize the artist won as a child) as well as free rides FOR LIFE!

You can visit THIS SITE to see the art that inspired each creature and the sculpture that brings it to life!

reblog to diminish the horrors from the person you reblogged from

Celebrimbor was tortured and killed by Sauron for not telling where the Elven Rings were hidden. That stopped Sauron from binding all of them and ultimately led to his defeat.

"why did the ring mostly affect frodo and not bilbo who had it for a gazillion years" objectively has a textual answer but i think the best answer is that sauron just likes bilbo more than frodo

bilbo: *uses the ring to hide from his relatives*

sauron, remembering almaren: yknow. real.

While talking with the Hobbits, Tom Bombadil puts on the One Ring. For a moment, all of the Nazgul burst into merry song. It is never discussed among them again.

Mona Lisa and her possum.

It’s funny because today I told my dad Freddie was bi and he was like “what?” (He thought he was gay but accepted the truth without any problems, lol)

Reminder: Bi Visibility Day is September 23. Remember to leave cookies out for Freddie.