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jschlatt x streamer/performer that sings and has a lot of shows? or how would he react if she’s dancing up on stage all the time ( like a bad b 😂)but in person she’s actually very shy

jschlatt x streamer/performer that sings and has a lot of shows

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I think he would be impressed to say the least you are a wonderful streamer never failed to bring a smile on his face

Oh my Lord when you told him you performed on stage he was very surprised you were so shy around him

So when you got a gig somewhere in California for vidcon he decided he was going to take a trip to California to see you perform

He was you see you dance around on the stage and  the crowd went wild they started cheering your name

His level of impressed was overflowing at this point when you were on stage you were like a different person a total bad bitch if you ask me

And when your performance ended you were meet with him in the Blush on your face wasted no time to grow 

“ w-what a-are you doing here…at vidcon..”

I managed to stutter out “ya really think I’m going to miss you preform ” he replied 

“Oh and by the way I had a little chat with Ted how does a interview sound” you were over the moon happy 

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Shlatt wouldn’t mind it at all having a s/o that streamed and performed 

Jshlatt x !scientist!reader

{my nerd}

Summary: you would shlatt take a trip to the Grand Canyon and you blow his mind with a whole bunch of fun facts {I guess you could say you’re his little nerd}

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It was about 12 o’clock in the goddamn morning when shlatt decided he wanted to Drag you into his bullshit 

You just wanted to have a nice morning with his himbo ass but no he forced you should go outside and socialize

{Flashback}

“ayo toots wake up we’re going on a little trip” “ babe it’s like 12 in the fucking morning” “ I don’t care get dressed I’m making breakfast” 

{end of flashback}

So here you were in the car with a Starbucks coffee in hand with shlatt driving in the steaming hot Texas weather 

“oh cut the pouting you needed to go outside anyway” “ j it’s hotter than the devil's balls out here” 

Time skips and you to make it to the Grand Canyon  

“ did you know this place used to be under water” you pipe out “ what?” Shlatt responded in confusion

“ before the land split This place used to be underwater they found a whole bunch of sea life fossils in the Canyon”

 you explained “ not only that the rock layers date back to thousands of years” you had him in complete shock

 “ this is supposed to be a socialized moment you nerd” he says “ I might be a nerd but I’m your nerd” “that’s cringe” 

“But it’s true tho”

Just a little something I’m working on😙

(Little assistant~)

Jshlatt x !engorged! Reader

UA: become human

Summary: you were sent to Agent jshlatt by a friend of his for his birthday

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He was in his office looking through camera footage from a crime scene when he got a knock at his offices door 

“ What do ya need, ted ?” He said eyes shifting to ted “ just thought I’d dropped something off for you”

 shlatt and raises an eyebrow as ted opened the door farther so you could step in “ Charlie sent her as a birthday gift”

“ He sent me a living beginning?” Shlatt questioned “ I share you mr. Shlatt that I’m your engorged assistant y/n'' 

Shlatts eyes snapped from ted to you “ so your a damn robot?” Shit could have fooled him 

Ted left the room shortly after he asked that question “ see denied but I am programmed to learn human emotions”  

“Whatever” shlatt grumbled turning back to the monitor screen and leaning back to get a better look at what was on the screen

“Gouging by your flushed face I would assume your tipsy” you stated stepping closer to his desk

“ you sure do like talking don’t you” he said, turning to you but he focused on your L.A.D on the left side of your head

It glow a purple “ your head is glowing purple” he said turning back to his monitor “ apologizes I am feel a certain emotion give me a moment” 

You close your eyes and the light glows a light blue “ I believe the feeling is worry?” You said 

“ what the hell are you worried about” he asked “ I believe you mr shlatt you see my programing is made to learn basic human emoti-“

 ” yeah yeah yeah I know how your programming works” he seemed annoyed by your presents 

You made your way behind him” I could give you a message if you like” you said look down at him 

He pursued “ whatever floats your boat” he said looking back at the Monitor 

You slow begin to massage his shoulder they where teases and Brad surprise when you got a groen out of him 

I’m this is what happens when you Sit in a chair all day

“ go up a bit” he mumbled leaning more in your Touch he let out a slightly loud Groen

“Ya that’s the stuff~”

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🔆 jshlatt my lovable himbo🔆

!God!y/n in the after life visiting mamza : hummm this place hasn’t changed a bit

glatt at the front gate: MY GOD YOUR MASIVE! AND SEXY

!God!y/n:

glatt:

If you having a had time right now just talk to the person you love and trust 🧡🧡

one man type of partner

Jshlatt x reader

Warning: Jake pal is in this but only for like a minute or so I promise now I’m a need y’all to hold in your vomit cuz he flirts with reader for a bit

summary: you, ted a shlatt where just finishing up a chuckle sandwich cas with jack pal as the guest and he ends up making reader really uncomfortable with his cat calls as ted and shlatt are rapping up the cas

I was like every normal podcast with you , Ted and your loving boyfriend schlatt and with a guest you weren’t quite fond of now the guest was the internet star known for being to creator of prime, Jake pal

You agreed with ted that you’d put on a fake face and pretend to suck up to him so and promised you’d never have to go through it again

you were sat next to schlatt on the outside of the table like you usually are ted and schlatt were asking jake questions and sharing stories

Now it was in the middle of the into recording when jack turns to you and asks you a really flirtatious question about your love life and ask if you were seeing anyone

You calmly told him “yes I am in fact seeing someone, it’s schlatt” you said motioning to him with a serious look on your face

why would he even ask that is so fucking obvious with how close Shlatt hold you to him his grip now tighten on you as a sign that he was getting fed up with Jake BS

jack of course didn’t notice and soon all most surprised, you were now at the end of the podcast you left the recording room and went to go stand off some were and wait for schlatt to finish up so you could go home and take a well deserved nap together

but as you where waiting Jake came out to head home himself but instead of continuing his walk out he stopped by you and started talking with you

he asked if you were really into men like shlatt and all you could do was laugh at him “ Yes unlike most men who lie cheat and fake schlatt Ioves me and sure he cube an ass so times but I love him

you said hoping he’d take that as targeting him “ wo wo wo doll face calm down” schlatt butted into your heated scolding section with Jake it end up with you apologizing bitterly to him

you’ll never forget the look on his face tho the look of per fear when the quiet shy girl snapped on him he nervously excepted you apology and continued his way out

“ Christ babe you chowed him up what he do this ti-” he “asked” before you cut him of with a soft passionate kiss To his lips

“ he was being a dick i could stand there and listen you his BS” you hugged on to him tightly “ I love you jay” “love you to doll”