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stupid ass question but do u watch jschlatt, i need to find some other big guy enjoyers. -Kasey
WHY DIDNT IT SHOW ME THIS
Also yeah I do, occasionally, I find him quite funny
can we just... finally leave shlatt behind? like i dont.... aghh idk how to say this properly coz ik people like his content, and he’s a core part of content i enjoy too- just it’s easy enough to say if i don’t like him, i shouldn’t watch him. which i understand, like that’s fair, but why does he keep being added to every server still??!
this was already said before but the dream smp has such a amazing storyline, better than anything netflix or hollywood has come up with. the characters aren’t boring and predictable and it isn’t based around romance at all. the writers and players are great and i love all of their dynamics. also no character is the “good guy” or the “bad guy”, but they all have a point, a dream, a goal. it’s also great because you have such a variety of characters, everyone can find themselves and find their favorite.
the fandom too (obviously there’s the bad side of the fandom but overall) is just filled with some wonderful people. i would love to just make some friends in the fandom.
and above all the creators actually listen and interact with the fandom. they know the jokes, they know what dynamics we want to see, they comment and like art, animatics all of that, and it just makes me so happy.
i barley scratched the surface but could rant about the dream smp forever
dude, like idk probably some sort of goat like a capricorn to symbolize the variety of animal-esque citizens of the nation (as well as all the stupid goat people in it ex: shlatt, dream, puffy, tubbo, yada yada yada u get the jist) or maybe a gryphon for the same reason but instead it symbolizes every ruler's loyalty and dedication
DSMP LOREHEAD IMPORTANT SERIOUS SHIT RN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So you know how a country always have their mascot animal, like Indonesia with garuda bird, america with their eagle bird or australia with kangooro.
I REPEAT THIS IS SOME SERIOUS SHIT, SERIOUS DISCUSSION ONLY!
what would the nations in Dream smp animal representative be, like would L'manburg animal representative maybe be a raccoon, weasel, lion or anything
GUYS PLEASE THIS IS SERIOUS DISCUSSION GIVE ME IDEA
just had to get this out of my system, this was very rushed aaaaa
reblogs appreciated \(@^0^@)/
Edit: i fucking drew Italian dream instead of Mexican dream because I’m fucking stupid im so sorry
Edit 2: made a comic of tommy’s death as well, please check it out here!! (blood and death tw for it tho)
That reminded me of THAT peanut butter jshlatt moment if yk yk
What if... now hear me out-
What if you drew Mikey eating peanut butter straight from the jar with his fingers (It's a Canon event dudeski)
#I don't think I'm supposed to hashtag this, but idk
OKAY I THINKED FOR A LONG TIME WHAT TO DO 'cause I want to do everything at once
something with something
That reminded me of THAT peanut butter jshlatt moment if yk yk
What if... now hear me out-
What if you drew Mikey eating peanut butter straight from the jar with his fingers (It's a Canon event dudeski)
#I don't think I'm supposed to hashtag this, but idk
OKAY I THINKED FOR A LONG TIME WHAT TO DO 'cause I want to do everything at once
something with something
y/n: if i punch my self does it mean i’m strong or weak
Charlie: it mean your strong
Shlatt: your weak
Ted: your a fucking idiot
*he means it with love ;)*
jschlatt x streamer/performer that sings and has a lot of shows? or how would he react if she’s dancing up on stage all the time ( like a bad b 😂)but in person she’s actually very shy
jschlatt x streamer/performer that sings and has a lot of shows
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I think he would be impressed to say the least you are a wonderful streamer never failed to bring a smile on his face
Oh my Lord when you told him you performed on stage he was very surprised you were so shy around him
So when you got a gig somewhere in California for vidcon he decided he was going to take a trip to California to see you perform
He was you see you dance around on the stage and the crowd went wild they started cheering your name
His level of impressed was overflowing at this point when you were on stage you were like a different person a total bad bitch if you ask me
And when your performance ended you were meet with him in the Blush on your face wasted no time to grow
“ w-what a-are you doing here…at vidcon..”
I managed to stutter out “ya really think I’m going to miss you preform ” he replied
“Oh and by the way I had a little chat with Ted how does a interview sound” you were over the moon happy
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Shlatt wouldn’t mind it at all having a s/o that streamed and performed
Jshlatt x !scientist!reader
{my nerd}
Summary: you would shlatt take a trip to the Grand Canyon and you blow his mind with a whole bunch of fun facts {I guess you could say you’re his little nerd}
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It was about 12 o’clock in the goddamn morning when shlatt decided he wanted to Drag you into his bullshit
You just wanted to have a nice morning with his himbo ass but no he forced you should go outside and socialize
{Flashback}
“ayo toots wake up we’re going on a little trip” “ babe it’s like 12 in the fucking morning” “ I don’t care get dressed I’m making breakfast”
{end of flashback}
So here you were in the car with a Starbucks coffee in hand with shlatt driving in the steaming hot Texas weather
“oh cut the pouting you needed to go outside anyway” “ j it’s hotter than the devil's balls out here”
Time skips and you to make it to the Grand Canyon
“ did you know this place used to be under water” you pipe out “ what?” Shlatt responded in confusion
“ before the land split This place used to be underwater they found a whole bunch of sea life fossils in the Canyon”
you explained “ not only that the rock layers date back to thousands of years” you had him in complete shock
“ this is supposed to be a socialized moment you nerd” he says “ I might be a nerd but I’m your nerd” “that’s cringe”
“But it’s true tho”
Just a little something I’m working on😙
(Little assistant~)
Jshlatt x !engorged! Reader
UA: become human
Summary: you were sent to Agent jshlatt by a friend of his for his birthday
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He was in his office looking through camera footage from a crime scene when he got a knock at his offices door
“ What do ya need, ted ?” He said eyes shifting to ted “ just thought I’d dropped something off for you”
shlatt and raises an eyebrow as ted opened the door farther so you could step in “ Charlie sent her as a birthday gift”
“ He sent me a living beginning?” Shlatt questioned “ I share you mr. Shlatt that I’m your engorged assistant y/n''
Shlatts eyes snapped from ted to you “ so your a damn robot?” Shit could have fooled him
Ted left the room shortly after he asked that question “ see denied but I am programmed to learn human emotions”
“Whatever” shlatt grumbled turning back to the monitor screen and leaning back to get a better look at what was on the screen
“Gouging by your flushed face I would assume your tipsy” you stated stepping closer to his desk
“ you sure do like talking don’t you” he said, turning to you but he focused on your L.A.D on the left side of your head
It glow a purple “ your head is glowing purple” he said turning back to his monitor “ apologizes I am feel a certain emotion give me a moment”
You close your eyes and the light glows a light blue “ I believe the feeling is worry?” You said
“ what the hell are you worried about” he asked “ I believe you mr shlatt you see my programing is made to learn basic human emoti-“
” yeah yeah yeah I know how your programming works” he seemed annoyed by your presents
You made your way behind him” I could give you a message if you like” you said look down at him
He pursued “ whatever floats your boat” he said looking back at the Monitor
You slow begin to massage his shoulder they where teases and Brad surprise when you got a groen out of him
I’m this is what happens when you Sit in a chair all day
“ go up a bit” he mumbled leaning more in your Touch he let out a slightly loud Groen
“Ya that’s the stuff~”
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🔆 jshlatt my lovable himbo🔆
<Shopping for love~>
Jshlatt x grocery Store cashier reader
Request: my bestie:)
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It was another boring day working local grocery Store you started working there not to long ago
Didn’t take you long to start hate it there all the old people yelling at you to Double bag their groceries and all the creepy Chad men the flirted with you
But it all was worth it in the end cuz got to see him every once in a while this guy would come in and get odd food items
One time he bought the entire stock of cereal of the place you thought it was hilarious you shared this story to your YouTube
Audience and they ate it up some even told you who this insane mutton chops man is
A twitch streamer by the name of jshlatt
You checked him out for yourself and confirmed this was your corporate
You were sitting at your checkout section when he walked in you heart leapt at the site of him
There was something about him that made you melt on the inside and out by god he most definitely knows it to
He was so nice to you so Pleasant he was like a totally different person when he’s was off camera he knows what he was doing
Flirting with you when you were meant to be checking him out all it took was that money making smile of his to make you Puddy in his hands
You always got a heartache when he would leave you were like a sad lost puppy without a owner
But this time was different this time he left something behind (is that…..HIS NuMbEr!) you screamed mentally has you grabbed it
And flipped it over “ maybe You’ll focus more if you have me on your Strings” your heart beated out of you chest for real this time even is going as far as skipping if you beat
Let’s guess say you had plans tonight
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:)
!God!y/n in the after life visiting mamza : hummm this place hasn’t changed a bit
glatt at the front gate: MY GOD YOUR MASIVE! AND SEXY
!God!y/n:
glatt: