Incorrect Band Of Brothers Quotes - Tumblr Posts
Speirs: So... who broke it? I’m not mad, I just want to know.
Lipton: I did, I broke it-
Speirs: no, no you didn’t, Muck?
Skip: don’t look at me. Look at Malark!
Malarkey: what? I didn’t break it.
Penkala: huh, that’s weird, how’d you even know it was broken?
Malarkey: because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s broken
Skip: ...suspicious.
Malarkey: no, it’s not
Liebgott: If it matters, Web was the last one to use it.
Webster: Liar, I don’t even drink that crap!
Liebgott: oh, really, then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Webster: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles everyone knows that, Joe!
Lipton: Okay, okay. Let’s not fight, I broke it. Let me pay for it, Ron.
Speirs: No. who broke it?
Malarkey: Speirs... Buck’s been awfully quiet.
Compton: Really?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Speirs: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they’ll all be at each other’s throats with war paint on their faces an a pig’s head on a stick.
band of brothers as real things my friends have said pt. 2
penkala: is it just me or does it smell like barbeque in here?
muck and malarkey, simultaneously: what the fuck?
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nix: so do you have any plans for halloween? i think i’m gonna get wasted at home.
winters: i think i’m just gonna go to bed early.
nix: oh wow, you’re really the life of the party!
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liebgott: *blowing hairdryer on face*
webster: be careful it gets hot fast
liebgot, agressively: COOL SETTING BITCH!!!!!
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buck: bitches be like, “i’m baby.” okay, shit on the floor, then.
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babe: the fact that he’s 40 makes him hotter.
guarnere: please put that on a shirt
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lipton: you have to mark your territory.
luz: yeah piss on the floor
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anyone: *sneezes*
martin: shut up
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winters: personally, i like logic the best. that’s just how my brain works, though.
luz; as you may recall, i am not a fully logical person. my brain just likes its silly little words and silly little influential dead people.
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speirs: i only go to orgy camp to play in a band.
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liebgott: i’m such a jew. i never throw anything away.
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guarnere: that’s just how the pussy crumbles.