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Fuck being morally gray I wanna be morally goofy. I only do things for the bit

The reader in the next few chapter of my fic be like

Goodbye to a World by @ukiyoebirds (Me. It’s me).

There’s a second chapter now! I’m frankly surprised.

Summary:

“Wh-who are you?” D-16 asked. The spark ghost tilted his helm and gazed at him with unseeing optics. “Don’t you remember?” He gurgled out, more of that strange pink fluid seeping out behind a cracked battle mask. The specter took a bloody breath. “You killed me.”

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The mines are haunted and Prowl unwillingly gains a conscience.

me when reading in school and have to put the book down but my friend wants to tell me something

me when i've succeeded in annoying my friend

my friend when i get a little too close (just without the tension) (im just like cas lmao)

me after pushing through a crowd to get back to my friend (im short and she lost me)

my face when my friend repeats something for the 293749237 time and i still didn't hear

Thank you for coming to my ted talk

In case some of you are the ones who voted on my earlier poll, im currently writing the fic so fear not. I'll post it in a few days

I think I’m really funny and I will make more of these 🤭

Jason: hey, how y'all-

Cujo: argh ahaklHsks KlAHAKaldhsj

Jason: *high pitched screaming* get yo fuckin dog bitch!

Danny: it don' bite

Jason: yes iT DO-

some people think it should be homies before hoes

some people think it should be hoes before homies

but i believe, the only way to achieve true peace

is to live in a homie-ho-stasis

emoji all you want babygirl i can take you more seriously than infold probably intended watch me

Don’t bother them, they’re social distancing

egg is looooorrd.  egg is loooorrd.  egg is lord, lord, lord.  the egg is lord-

I swear to god every bug iv ever had it’s always with Connie. Things gitching out, character models looking off, it always her.

Half expected the next time i open the game she have hyper realistic blood red eyes and will be name Connie.exe

my racist pookie bear 🤭😚

Andarna, right before rocking Solas' shit in the caves 😼

i just- i.. jus- just. britta perry yk

Boss: Carve some pumpkins for my pumpkin contest!

Me, hating my job, my boss, my co-workers, the world: