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St. George Victoria Sponge

An afternoon with George Calombaris

I am currently obsessed with 4mix

That’s all😊

Merlin: Isn't polishing brass kind of dull? Why don't you use your magic to speed it up?

George: *outraged sputtering*

One of my favourite things is coming up with absurd headcanons for background characters. Today's take: George is secretly a druid/has magic

I love you Brenda and George clover

Oh no!

Someone is approaching!!!

Dream: DreamSMP

Quackity: QSMP

Sapnap: SapnapSMP

George: SlutSMP

Okay George

From Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire:

Hermione Granger: It’s not going to work.

Fred Weasley: Oh, yeah?

George Weasley: And why is that, Granger?

Hermione Granger: You see this? This is an Age Line. Dumbledore drew it himself.

Fred Weasley: So?

Hermione Granger: So… a genius like Dumbledore couldn’t possibly be fooled by a dodge as pathetically dimwitted as an Aging Potion.

Fred Weasley: But that’s why it’s so brilliant.

George Weasley: Because it’s so pathetically dimwitted. Ready, Fred?

Fred Weasley: Ready, George.

Fred and George: Bottoms up.

A doodle dump of the man, the myth, the legend

Gogy.

He’s not even my favorite he just has so much meme potential. All he has to do is show up and his friends will immediately roast him.

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Reblogs help artists a lot and are greatly appreciated. But these are doodles so I honestly don’t give a shit

Don't ask ~ George Weasley imagine

Plot: Hermione and Ginny come by the shop only to see you with a… Different hairstyle thanks to your boyfriend, George.

And this isn’t based off the movie or book. It is something I wrote myself.

I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER OR ITS CHARACTERS! (But I wish I did…)

Warning: it’s long! —————————————

You have been best friends with the Weasley twins sense your first year at Hogwarts. You have been dating George sense he asked you to the Yule Ball. The three of you were pretty popular for pulling off the best pranks throughout your Hogwarts years. Mostly George and Fred though, not that you didn’t mind, you weren’t really one for the spotlight.

George and Fred became legends at the school, by pulling of the greatest firework show ever. You, sadly, had to finish up school. But when you did finish school you began to work at the shop.

Today was as busy as it always was here at the shop. Everyone running around with big smiles on their faces, including your two best friends. It was your favorite thing, seeing your best friends smile. And it was even better when Hermione and Ginny came by the shop to say ‘hello’ and to see what new pranks the twins have made.

The thing with the twins creating new pranks is… well… They need someone to test them on. And because you live with the two idiots… You are their first choice.

Some of their pranks we not bad, sometimes you’d feel a shock when you touched your doorknob, or you’d eat some candy that made you bark like a dog. And that only lasted for a few minutes. You’ve pretty much grew up and lived with these boys all your life so you were used to being pranked.

They tested a new prank on you the other day though, and let’s just say that they both have been avoiding you in fear you’ll tackle them or prank them back. Which you would love to do. George had given you a chocolate rose the other day, you thought it was just because he was being sweet, but instead it made your hair turn bright pink, and that was almost a week ago. Apparently it was ‘Fred’s idea’ but you knew both of them came up with it. Your hair is still bright pink to his day.

You yelled at both of them at first then calming asked how long it would last. They both looked nervously at each other before answering, “we’re not sure…” Fred said “We aren’t even sure we can fix it yet…” George finished.

That was when you yelled at them again.

When going to bed George always makes sure to go to bed after you fell asleep and wake up before you do in hopes you won’t hurt him. Not like you would… Maybe slap his arm a few times… And prank him back of course.

Hermione and Ginny were walking around talking to each other. You loved those girls like they were your sisters. You were always at the Burrow during breaks so you always saw them. And you had to bunk with them of course, which made you three really good friends.

You walked up to them with a smile on your face. You haven’t seen them in a while. Ginny saw you first and gasped then Hermione turned around and did the same. You held up your hand, “Don’t ask.” And you hugged them and they hugged you back. They both laughed nervously and Ginny said, “George did it, didn’t he?” You groaned, “I told you no to ask…” You looked at your hair and sighed.

They both smirked at you and you blushed. “He gave me a chocolate rose that ended up turning my hair pink…” Hermione spoke up, “and you haven’t killed him yet?” You looked at her before sarcastically answering, “sadly no. Actually both of them have been avoiding me.” The girls laughed and Ginny said, “I would too if I were them.” You all three laughed before you here two familiar voices behind you, “hello ladies…”

George and Fred walked around you slowly and looked at Ginny and Hermione. Fred asked, “how are you two doing?” Ginny and Hermione looked at you trying to hide a smile, “we all doing just fine, thank you. How are you?” Hermione asked. “Just fine” Fred replied.

Ginny turned to George, “how are you George? You look afraid…” You smirked slightly seeing what she was doing. She was going to call him out on this prank of his.

George took a deep breath before answering, “Just fine, thanks.” Hermione then said, “I really love your hair (y/n). I like the pink,” She said to you. Ginny looked at you and nodded, “yeah I agree, it makes you look… Sexy. Don’t you think George?”

George gasped at his sisters comment before turning toward you and hesitantly looking into your eyes, “y-yeah… You look s-sexy as always, my love” he stuttered. You noticed Fred slowly backing away and run off from the conversation. You ignored him, you’ll prank him later. Right now you were to focused on your stuttering boyfriend.

Hermione gasped like she got an idea, “why don’t you kiss her George?” Ginny nodded. You smirked at George, “yeah George, why don’t you kiss me?” He slowly got closer to you and looking at you nervous. You see, even though you can be shy sometimes you make him nervous. You’ve always made him nervous throughout his whole life. Because he loves you and because sometimes you scare him.

He quickly pecked your lips before backing away fast and closing his eyes, holding his hands up. You had to bit your lip to keep yourself from laughing. Ginny and Hermione struggling to do the same. Hermione teased him, “oh come on George… That was not a real kiss.” Ginny then decided to tease him too, “yeah, I’ve walked in on you two kissing harder than th-” her voice was cut off when George grabbed your face and kisses you hard.

You gasped at first then kissed him back. You haven’t kissed him in a week and it was awful. Apparently he felt the same way because he groaned quieting when you kissed him back.

When you two finally pulled away you noticed the girls were walking away giving you thumbs up behind Georges’ back. You laughed lightly and he smiled at you, “I’m sorry for turning your hair pink.” You shook your head, “it’s okay, sure I was mad at first but now it doesn’t bother me as much.” George smirked, “good because Ginny and Hermione were right, pink is a sexy color on you.” You laughed, “is my pink hair a turn on for you George?” He nodded before kissing you again. —————————————

It was later at night. The boys were locking up shop and you were in the bedroom picking out clothes to wear tomorrow. George came in the bedroom, took off his work shoes, and started to remove his tie.

Once you picked your clothes you saw George having trouble with his tie… Again. You walked over to him and helped George take his tie off. He could do his tie but couldn’t undo it. Strange.

He watched you undo his tie with love in his eyes. He began playing with your pink hair. You looked up at him for a second before going back to his tie. He whispered in your ear, “I love you so much.” You smiled and removed his tie completely tossing it somewhere in the room, “I love you too.”

You started undoing the buttons on his shirt. He just watched you while you did it. You didn’t rush and you didn’t go to slow while undoing the buttons. Your fingers brushed against his chest once in a while and you could hear George gasp every time. Sometimes you just did it for you could hear him gasp. Once you undid the buttons on his shirt you pulled the shirt off of his shoulders, throwing it across the room, and started to pull away from him. He pulled you back by your arm. He whispered, “my turn”

You had on a similar shirt to Georges. He moved your hair off your shoulder and started to undo the buttons. Once he got to the buttons below your breasts he stopped unbuttoning and softly ran his fingers down from your neck, collarbones, tops of you breasts to the bottom of your breasts. He whispered again, “you’re so beautiful.”

You and George have never had sex, you both wanted to wait until marriage. You both trusted each other and that’s all that matters. You’ve seen each other naked before, you’ve even taken showers and baths together and nothing sexual happened. Sure you’ve had some pretty heated make-out sessions but it never went to far. And you both loved that.

You blushed at his comment. He slowly leaned in and kissed you. He continued to undo the buttons on your shirt while still kissing you. You kept your hands at your sides and you could tell George was losing focus on undoing the buttons on your shirt when he started having trouble with them. He pulled away laughing lightly, “I can’t keep my focus on your bloody shirt and kiss you at the same time. You make me nervous, love” you laughed with him. You raised your hands up to his neck and he looked at you, “I can tell trust me” he blushed a deep red, almost like his hair, and looked down. You whispered in his ear, “but that’s okay, you make me nervous too.” He looked up at you and grabbed your face with his hands before kissing you passionately but hard. You kissed until you ran out of air. Once you both pulled away you smiled at each other.

You went to kiss again until you heard a shriek come from Fred’s room, “HOW THE BLOODY HELL DID MY HAIR TURN PINK?! He yelled. You could have swore that everyone in Diagon Ally could hear him.

George pulled away from you and looked at you confused and a little scared. He looked at the door than back at you. You smirked at him before walking up to him, “you do realize that I would never EVER let you do something like this” you pointed to your hair, “to me and not do something back to you, right?” George gulped before smiling at you, “Love… Please… We were having a moment right there … I love you” he tried. You smiled at him with love in your eyes. He had cornered himself between the door and the large dresser you had in your room and you walked up close to him. You kissed him and he sighed in relief before kissing you back.

You pulled away and smiled, “I’m going to bed, goodnight my love.” And you turned before undoing the rest of the buttons on your shirt that George didn’t get to and took off you work pants. You also took off your bra, facing away from George, and put on an old shirt before climbing into bed.

He looked at you appalled, “t-that’s it? Y-you’re not going to prank me?” You shook your head and turned off your light that was on your nightstand. Being that was the only light in the room George was left standing in the dark. He sighed again in relief before removing his work pants and climbing into bed with you. ————————————— You woke up a little bit earlier in the morning. You turned away to find George snoring slightly. He had his arm around you, spooning you. You smirked at him before pulling away quietly getting ready for work.

There was a small kitchen and dining area where the three of you are every morning, you didn’t really eat diner, mostly you three have a big breakfast and lunch. You got some tea from yourself and left some for the boys when they came down.

Fred came down a few minutes later with bright pink hair you were about to say something but he held his hand up, “don’t you dare say anything” and grabbed some tea for himself.

He patted you on the back before grabbing the paper, “good job. As angry as I am that you turned my hair pink, you got me good. I was not expecting you to put the dye in my shampoo. And I didn’t figure it out until this morning” he laughed lightly before sitting down in front of you. You laughed with him, “it’s a muggle prank. Hermione told me about it a couple months back.” He nodded with a smirked before reading the paper.

Then George came down, his eyes half open as he dragged himself in the kitchen area. He got some tea for himself and kissed you in the cheek, “morning love.” He looked at Fred laughing lightly, “morning pinky” Fred looked at you then back at George than at you again with a look of shock on his face.

“How the hell did you do that?” He asked you. You laughed and George looked at you two confused, “do what?” Fred started laughing and you laughed as well before telling George, “Love, did you look in the mirror this morning?” His eyes widened and he picked up a spoon from the counter and gasped, “WHAT THE BLOODY HELL DID YOU DO TO MY HAIR?” That was when you and Fred started laughing even harder.

George looked at you for an explanation, “well, love, umm…” You giggled lightly before continuing, “before you came up to the bedroom I had eaten the rest of my chocolate rose you have me. And when you kissed me…” Fred laughed at you and gave you a high-five, “nice!” George looked at you in shock before chuckling lightly, “I should have known.” ————————————— A few days later Hermione and Ginny came over to say ‘hello’ again and Hermione had to return a book to you.

They both looked at your hair shocked, “no more pink?” Hermione asked. You smiled, “Yeah, it only lasts around a week plus a few days.” Ginny gasped and looked behind you. Her and Hermione started laughing as the twins, with still very pink hair, came to view.

Both boys looked at you than at the girls, “Don’t ask.”

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Who is he looking at? Hint, its a lovestruck idiot who is writing ANOTHER song about him

Design by @ WolfynD on twitter! ^^

dee’s masterlist

here it is!

* = fluff

+ = smut

# = angst

series!

     five’s a crowd - one | two | three | four | five | six | seven | eight | nine | ten | tbc!

summary: You’re two seconds away from strangling John, three from a total breakdown over midterms. Paul won’t stop using up all the hot water in the mornings and George is determined to beat him there one way or another, godammit. Ringo doesn’t deserve this clusterfuck. And you all live together in a shitty, shitty apartment. (collab with @kalypsichor​ <3​)

     john <3 

+++ smut alphabet +++

headcanons:

     john & his daugher hc’s*

     childhood friends with john*

     john with a girl w/ THICC thighs*++

fics:

     she’s so heavy++++

     blow me!+

     lovely+++

    and i love her - good morning, john | goodnight, john 

summary: you and john enjoy a lazy day in bed in your new york apartment, post-beatles. it’s full of teasing, songwriting, and sex, but mostly love

paul <3

+++ smut alphabet +++

headcanons:

     friends to lovers with paulie**

     jealous paul+*

     teddy boy paul [blurb] +++

     it’s all gonna be okay [blurb]**

fics:

     can’t compare*+#

     let’s go dancing*

     snowglobe*

     what you want+++*

     many years from now***

ringo <3

+++ smut alphabet +++

headcanons:

      relationship hc’s****+

fics:

     love you, too##+

     ringo takes care of you on your period***

george <3

+++ smut alphabet +++

headcanons:

     dating teddy george*#

     period fluff w/ georgie!**

fics:

     summertime blues****#

preferences/multiple bug boys

     studio chatter [beatles x reader]

     modern!beatles au [no x reader]

     they’re protective over you [preferences]

     their fav outfit on you [preferences]

     helping you with past trauma [hc’s - all four]

     kinks/fetishes [preferences/wild card style]

     john and paul + chubby!reader [hc’s - j & p]

     john and paul do aftercare [blurb]

     you use the safe word during sex [preferences]

     big chested!reader [preferences]

hehe it's National Boyfriend's day today