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Me laying here in bed: Hmm yes, Male God reader should have the ability to genderbend people. Hmm, yes, yes indeed

My search history:

(I don't know the sauce)

i am not sorry about this

"there used to be a place," he said. he spoke of warm sunlight and puffy clouds. a few industrial buildings reclaimed by nature scattered in a tightly-knit forest of tall pines. "at morning time thick mist hung over the lake. it covered the tracks."

"tracks?" he sniffed theatrically, leaning close into my personal space. "from running in the moonlight. you run, don't you?" i smiled tightly. "what's it called then?" he didn't say. he was pissed beyond reason, i thought. his shaky handwriting on the crumpled napkin make me scoff. i scoffed the whole drive, shooting it occasional glances as it vibrated on the passanger seat with every bump in the road. moonwood mill wasn't real. there was no magical ghost town in the mountains, safely tucked away from prying eyes and satelites. just a drunken man's ramblings and me, taking another bend in the endlessly twisting road. any minute now there will be a bridge. any minute now there will be a cul de sac and finally i will be good to turn back and drive on. only, incredibly, impossibly... the bridge opened up. it creaked in the wind and shook under the tires. there was a sign above it, weather beaten and impossible to read. the chimneys rose from the gover of the evergreens. they looked like greedy demon fingers reaching out from the ground. the town was in the demon's palm - four or five old factory buildings interconnected by dusty forest roads. i stopped the car by the tallest building, narrowing my eyes at the graffiti, half obscured by hanging ferns. it was hard for me to read through the blurry left eye. welcome to moonwood mill, it said. signed, wildfangs "deadly."

I have a personal head cannon that each en streamer is attractive in their own way and I shall list them to the best of my abilities :

Foolish: the “head so empty it’s attractive”

Fit: the “you could either punch me in the face or whisper sweet nothings into my ear and I’d thank you either way”

Philza: the “you give off so much Dilf energy I’m not surprised you get flirted with so often”

BadBoyHalo: the “I’d give you a knife and you would start either baking bread or murdering someone and I’d watch you do it with a smile”

Jaiden: the “you could fight half the server and win with strength to spare”

Slimesicle: the “watching you is like a sitcom I’m never bored it’s an amazing skill”

Wilbur: the “your pretty AND your talented? Sign me up! what do you mean he’s good with kids?!?”

Coming from an AroAce person :) I also think it would be funny if q!Quackity invited these En streamers because he finds them all attractive to a degree fjjdhdh

i have finally created my own human bill design!!! only one problem-- I cant, for the life of me, draw him consistently enough (booooooooooooooo, i know)

Reblog and put in the tags if you can crossover one thing with your current hyperfixation, what would it be? (No matter how nonsensical it is).

Very, very old Berryrush

I’m on that time of the month so that somehow means I’m more productive????