wifi-crusader - I don't even know what I'm doing, but screw it!
wifi-crusader
I don't even know what I'm doing, but screw it!

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wifi-crusader
1 year ago

*remembers the time you were wifi anon*

Time flies so fast

Y'know, sometimes I forget how time works as it flies by. Legit just looked away from my watch, and now it's 2023.

We gon need a patch on this


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wifi-crusader
1 year ago

This is the Nugget of Friendship.

This Is The Nugget Of Friendship.

It is not given lightly. Yet I give it to you.

Yes. I mean YOU.

Now shoo.

Pass on the Nugget of Friendship.

wifi-crusader
1 year ago

Aranara Mafia AU

-> Pt. 2

In Liyue, because of the recent famine, everything's also been collapsing, slowly but surely.

Ever since the Impostor disappeared, Liyue's trading ports have been closed due to how unstable the waters have been. Many suspect that it's a punishment from The Divine one for failing to capture the Impostor.

A few weeks since all ports in Liyue have shut down, the millelith started reporting more frequent robberies, mostly from small shops.

Oddly enough, the only things that went missing were either seeds for various fruits and vegetables, or fertilizer. Sometimes even mora in large quantities.

Because of the lack of seeds and fertile land, fresh food is now a rare delicacy. The common folk are forced to eat nothing but dried grain and snow.

Today is another ordinary day in Wangsheng Funeral parlor. Due to malnutrition everywhere, Wangsheng Funeral Parlor has been making quite a lot of mora.

Until one day, they receive an odd request from a customer. This customer in particular was from a group of anonymous people. But during these hard times, mora is mora, so they comply.

The request was to go to the Chasm, at midnight, around Cinnabar cliff, with 3 wooden coffins. So HuTao and Zhongli went there and arrived exactly at 12 AM.

Once they reached there, there was no one..? They tried searching the area a few times, but found nothing so HuTao went back to Liyue Harbour first, then after around 45 minutes Zhongli gave up and planned on going back to Liyue

His plan was interrupted as a bush started rustling near him. And from the bush emerged a small.. radish..? It was wearing sunglasses and a suit, smoking a cigar while holding a gun aimed directly at his head.

"Dig. Now."

Zhongli was slightly flabbergasted, about to disarm the small radish when another, and another, and another

Until around 8 popped out, all armed with guns.

"Hmph. Like I said, dig now, or else." The one smoking the cigar said. And so, Zhongli dug 3 holes, wondering if he's dreaming or erosion's finally taking a toll on his eyesight.

The other 7 radishes dragged out 3 dead millelith soldiers, putting each in a coffin one by one. At this point, Zhongli didn't know what to do at this point, he was confused, slightly scared, and more flabbergasted than ever. If he told anyone else about this, they'd send Zhongli to a mental asylum (if they exist in Teyvat) or laugh it off, thinking he was a silly old man with silly stories.

Once the radishes finished pushing the coffins into the recently dug holes, they walked away. The first radish, that's still smoking his cigar, hands Zhongli a leaf with a weird drawing on it and leaves a sack on the ground.

Meanwhile, in Vanarana

You should've kept your phone safely in your room.

If you had done that, then maybe the aranara wouldn't have tried making a gun.

Maybe they wouldn't have succeeded and made more.

Maybe the 3 millelith who were patrolling near Sumeru's entrance would still be alive.

Or maybe, the aranara wouldn't be attempting to make a full-blown nuclear bomb.

The aranara dance around you, giving you flowercrowns and thanking you for the knowledge you(r phone) gave them, now they're able to defend themselves against marana and evil nara around.

Should I make the next chapter about the Aranara testing nuclear weapons on Inazuma?

Also the aranara smoking a cigar is Arabalika :]


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wifi-crusader
1 year ago

I wish everyone a happy New Year!

wifi-crusader
1 year ago

Oh god I'm conflicted on what I should name my Wanderer. I'm thinking of naming him "Boy" like Kratos done. But now I'm second guessing

wifi-crusader
1 year ago
Doing The Event I Couldn't Help But Think How Much She Deserves A VisionGive Haniyyah A Vision 2k22

Doing the event I couldn't help but think how much she deserves a vision Give Haniyyah a vision 2k22

wifi-crusader
1 year ago

I feel like I should make it clear that this is from a facebook post not written by me, it shouldn't matter, its still wrong. The site needs to be gone.

Today I stumbled upon a website called Rapey.co. This website is one of (many) forum websites which focuses on REAL people normalizing pedophilia, rape, incest and even murder. They share VERY disturbing stories about children (sometimes even their own) and the fantasies or plans they wish to carry out which involve the rape and murder of women and children. Some of these are accounts asking for advice as to how to rape, how to murder, how to seduce children. If you take a look at my friends Facebook post ( https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=1471682506554480&id=100011382334335 ) or at the horrific website itself (trigger warning) there are many disturbing screenshots and posts to read from. You can see it is not hidden, it is in plain sight. This is not found on the dark or deep web.. it is accessible through ANY BROWSER. Imagine being so confident and comfortable with such evil and horrific crimes that you are able to open up an entire website about it? This is because even THEY know nothing is going to be done about it, so there is no need to hide it.

I am ashamed to live in a society where things like this can so easily be posted and encouraged on the internet and the amount of people who witness it and do nothing about it. We live in a society that is trying to justify and normalize rape and pedophilia, and this is UNACCEPTABLE.

The children talked about by adults in these forums are at great danger. One man said he is trying to seduce his own daughter, and if that doesn't work he'd force himself on to her. Although it's extremely disturbing and triggering to read, IT NEEDS TO COME TO LIGHT, SO IT CAN COME TO AN END. (This was copy and pasted from a friends server, next announcement I'm linking the petition to get rid of it)

http://chng.it/NyNDdBQsjV please sign. This website is literally fucking disgusting

I Feel Like I Should Make It Clear That This Is From A Facebook Post Not Written By Me, It Shouldn't
I Feel Like I Should Make It Clear That This Is From A Facebook Post Not Written By Me, It Shouldn't
I Feel Like I Should Make It Clear That This Is From A Facebook Post Not Written By Me, It Shouldn't
I Feel Like I Should Make It Clear That This Is From A Facebook Post Not Written By Me, It Shouldn't
I Feel Like I Should Make It Clear That This Is From A Facebook Post Not Written By Me, It Shouldn't
I Feel Like I Should Make It Clear That This Is From A Facebook Post Not Written By Me, It Shouldn't

You all better fucking reblog this shit, my inbox should be full of reblogs

@nac-nic @comic-nerd-dc @baeilish @odd-blue @psychovigilantewrites

wifi-crusader
2 years ago

She listened!

She Listened!

I started pulling for Nilou, but all I gotten was Beidou's

I Started Pulling For Nilou, But All I Gotten Was Beidou's
I Started Pulling For Nilou, But All I Gotten Was Beidou's

Baby please! I already C6 you, can't you calm down. You're already my main as well!

wifi-crusader
2 years ago

I started pulling for Nilou, but all I gotten was Beidou's

I Started Pulling For Nilou, But All I Gotten Was Beidou's
I Started Pulling For Nilou, But All I Gotten Was Beidou's

Baby please! I already C6 you, can't you calm down. You're already my main as well!


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wifi-crusader
2 years ago

You will never make me increase my world level or adventure rank ever again!

You Will Never Make Me Increase My World Level Or Adventure Rank Ever Again!

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wifi-crusader
2 years ago

So I've been playing Destiny 2 for a quite awhile now and I came to the conclusion of the fun D2 offers

When playing alone: Just playing the game with just the goal of finishing some activities. Sometimes you get excited for the new thing until it gets dried out of fun. Trying out a few builds. Overall, there's just a bit of loneliness you have

When playing with friends: chaotic fun, doing stupid stuff like punching a giant spider tank to death on a hard difficultly, working on builds to help out your team, share trauma from hard levels, and finally joking around while having fun.

I haven't laughed hard as I did when playing with some of my friends for a long while. Just playing a game to hang out with the friends you made and having fun while playing is truly beautiful to experience.


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wifi-crusader
2 years ago

I've already been cursed, I don't want another one

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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wifi-crusader
2 years ago

Morb rangers! It's Morbin time!

Red Morbius!

Blue Morbius!

Green Morbius!

Yellow Morbius!

Pink Morbius!

Combine to form Megamorb!

🎵Go go Morb Rangers!🎵

BDO.
BDO.
BDO.

BDO….

Damn morbius fans….


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wifi-crusader
2 years ago
My First Friendship Lvl 10!

My first friendship lvl 10!


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wifi-crusader
2 years ago

My pain is immeasurable.

I got a C4 Thoma from Kazuha's banner

...Why?

Thoma wanters, can we trade please?

wifi-crusader
2 years ago

Me vs Kazuha's banner

Me Vs Kazuha's Banner

Bitch, you bring your ass home or else I will make you wish you never gotten a vision in the first place!


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wifi-crusader
2 years ago

Smack talking to Sagau impostor au characters: Dottore edition

-Boy, how the hell did come from looking like the annoying theater kid and the annoying nerd in the front of the class that goes "Uh actually- 🤓" everytime the teacher says something.

Smack Talking To Sagau Impostor Au Characters: Dottore Edition

To looking like your stereotypical emo villain that's a background character in One Punch Man?

Smack Talking To Sagau Impostor Au Characters: Dottore Edition

-Did you try to change your style after your 50th restraining order? Like damn, the only reason people like your creepy ass is cuz you gotten a glow up. Yet the only constant is that you probably still don't get any maidens.

-I can't take you seriously when you're looking like you just listen to Skillet's "Monster" classical music cover.

-Your hair looks like the failure of someone trying to make Baja-blast ice cream

-(probably my weakest) Albedo called and he wants his coat back


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wifi-crusader
2 years ago

So I decided to do one pull and can I say

Ex-fucking-cuse me?

So I Decided To Do One Pull And Can I Say

Man, the RNG gods have blessed me!

Or was it the sagau characters that have done this?! Hmm?!?!


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wifi-crusader
2 years ago
100 Posts

100 posts


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wifi-crusader
2 years ago

Everyone shut up!


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wifi-crusader
2 years ago
7 Single Pulls Baby!
7 Single Pulls Baby!

7 Single pulls baby!


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wifi-crusader
2 years ago

Happy 4th of July!

Happy 4th Of July!

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wifi-crusader
2 years ago

I FOUND THE SAUCE!

Sauce: tabibitowayo (Google it)

Me laying here in bed: Hmm yes, Male God reader should have the ability to genderbend people. Hmm, yes, yes indeed

My search history:

Me Laying Here In Bed: Hmm Yes, Male God Reader Should Have The Ability To Genderbend People. Hmm, Yes,

(I don't know the sauce)

wifi-crusader
2 years ago

SAGAU imagine with reader that has toon force like looney tunes the chaos of the acolytes seeing reader get flatten by something big falling on them then they pull out a pump and pump themselves back to normal or if it's an imposter au reader is messing with them in the most chaotic and unexplainable ways ever

(Normal cult au)

After your descent into the realm of Genshin, you were accepted very kindly by your acolytes. But the Abyss Order never wished that you would spend your time with those heathens. So they plan to take out your "guards" (the ones that mostly seen with you) in Teyvat and just so have it, Jean was taking a stroll throughout Mondstadt and they plan to drop a boulder on her.

As they pushed it over a cliff, they didn't know that you were with her on that walk. So the boulder of course comically landed on you and not her. Jean, being scared for your life, used her Anemo power to push the boulder off you. What see only saw was you flattened like a pancake. She was on the verge of tears as you lifted your arm up and a smack noise as you then put your thumb in your mouth and blow into it. While doing this, you began to inflate yourself back to normal size. But you were still dazed as birds flew around your head. While watching this, Jean went through a mix of emotions of sad, confusion, relief, and the urge to laugh.

The two of you went back to the City of Mondstadt as Jean then explained to others about your "ability".

Congrats, you somehow started to be the entertainer of kids.

(Impostor au)-

You were running from a mob of...well basically everyone as your legs were doing that whole spinning thing like the Road Runner cartoon. The cult being the cult didn't pay attention to this as they chased you. But Xiao actually caught up and stabbed you in the back. Instead of the expected blood, air burst out of your wound like you were a balloon. As you deflate you flew throughout the air and far away from them.

Some of the bloodthirsty believers thought they made the biggest mistake of their life as others thought that you were an actual cheap copy of their divine creator.


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