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1 month ago

I'm trying to get my groove back after not drawing in so long, I remembered chatting with my sis about a lady eclipse au, she has one so I decided to doodle an idea for one, tastefully.

I'm Trying To Get My Groove Back After Not Drawing In So Long, I Remembered Chatting With My Sis About

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11 years ago

Ahora puedo morir en paz...

Sabemos los bromances de los Idols traen como mucho (quizás más) alegría a los fans como romances de Idols, y en honor a B.A.P siendo seleccionado como nuestra Estrella de la Semana, estamos destacando algunas de nuestras parejas favoritas de B.A.P. Sabemos que los chicos son cercanos, pero...


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gotta love chenford, slexie, luke & lorelai, and actually i love michaela and zeke im such a manifest fan

and that’s not even counting tsitp (jere marry me), nhie, kotlc, nate & bronwyn from one of us is lying, maeve and lucas and the literally 10000 other ships i stan

btw should i watch spn

What are some other of your favorite shows and what are your favorite characters/ships in them?

Favorite TV Show Ships

I had to really think about this since I've been so hyperfixated on TVDU for so long that I had to remember what other shows I like. I have trouble picking favorites but here are a bunch of shows I routinely rewatch, mainly because of the ships.

One Tree Hill -- Nathan & Hayley, Quinn & Clay

Gilmore Girls -- Luke & Lorelai, Rory & Logan

Brooklyn 99 -- Jake & Amy, Holt & Kevin

Jane the Virgin -- Jane & Rafael

Schitts Creek -- David & Patrick, Alexis & Ted, Johnny & Moira

Outlander -- Jamie & Claire

Revenge -- Emily & Jack, but I also really liked Aiden

Supergirl -- Lena & Kara (this is canon, you can't tell me otherwise)

Pretty Little Liars -- Spencer & Toby, Hannah & Caleb

Dynasty -- Fallon & Liam

Once Upon a Time -- Regina & Emma (I know it's not cannon but I don't care)

Ginny & Georgia -- I honestly like most of Georgia's relationships but I really like Georgia & Joe. I'm a sucker for friends to lovers.

Friends -- Chandler & Monica, Joey & Rachel (even though it was brief)

Bridgerton -- Kate & Anthony (super excited for Colin and Penelope)

Wednesday -- I'm fine with there being no romantic relationships and it all staying platonic but I love Enid and Wednesday's relationship so far

Grey's Anatomy -- Lexie & Mark, April & Jackson, Alex & Jo, Bailey & Ben (I haven't seen the last few seasons)

Parks & Rec -- Ben & Lesly

The Good Place -- Chidi & Eleanor

And I can now say PJO -- I've always loved the book series and have been enjoying the show. It's not cannon in the show yet but Percabeth is one of my all time favorite ships

These shows and ships are in no particular order.

Thanks for the ask! This was fun to think about.

Also let me know if you have any recommendations!


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1 month ago
Terizzi And Quaille N Falke And Sonia For @mystery-salad :3c Was So Nice To Work On Them! Thank You For
Terizzi And Quaille N Falke And Sonia For @mystery-salad :3c Was So Nice To Work On Them! Thank You For

terizzi and quaille n falke and sonia for @mystery-salad :3c was so nice to work on them! thank you for this opportunity friend!


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10 years ago
Irony: Ponzu (bee User) Died Because Of Ants (chimera Ant)

irony: ponzu (bee user) died because of ants (chimera ant) 


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7 years ago

jimin: alright now we just have to make a copy of the file

yoongi: ard someone get their usb

jungkook: ok 

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7 months ago
Hmmm, Something Seems A Bit Off About This Vio

Hmmm, something seems a bit off about this Vio…

Hmmm, Something Seems A Bit Off About This Vio

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2 years ago

NAUR BECAUSE THIS IS SO CUTE OMF

make you mine · jjk (m)

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➵ summary; your first day at your new college is quite eventful to say the least. but everything seems slightly less chaotic when Jeon Jungkook offers to help you on your way – if only knowing him wasn’t an even bigger mess than the day you first met.

main masterlist · mym tag · mym jk photo · playlist

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pairing; jock!jungkook x f. reader

word count; 37.8k

rating; 18+

content; college au + friends to lovers au, fluff/angst/smut

warnings; mentions of alcohol, swearing, making out, groping, grinding, dirty talk, fingering, oral (f & m receiving), unprotected sex, nipple play, food play, slightly dom!jk, multiple orgasms, so. much. sex., soft shit bc it’s the mym couple <3

a/n; i cannot believe mym is finally here !! this is my proudest piece of work and it is my precious baby so please please give it a LOT of love <3 all sorts of feedback is greatly appreciated and i cannot wait to hear what y’all think of it!! reblog, comment and tell me your thoughts and i will be the happiest person alive thank youuuu ENJOY <3333

ALSO A BIG ASS SHOUTOUT TO @kookingtae​ FOR HELPING ME WITH BASICALLY THIS WHOLE FIC <333 ur the best and ily thank you sososo much!!

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11 years ago

Porque Chris? Porque Freddie? Porque Grace?


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10 months ago

The Summoning | Spooktober 2023

The Summoning | Spooktober 2023
The Summoning | Spooktober 2023
The Summoning | Spooktober 2023

❣ Summary: Desperate times called for desperate measures, and you may have just summoned the most desperate measure of them all. ❣  ❣ Word Count: 1.16k ❣ Warnings: Demon! Jisung, humor, smut, Reader is a wee bit sassy, Switch! Reader, Switch! Jisung, implied multiple rounds, riding, open ended ❣  ❣ Female! Reader [No use of Y/N] | You/Your pronouns ❣  ❣ Additional Tags: Han is referred to as Jisung, Ji, Baby, and Sir, Reader is referred to as Jagi, and Baby, barely edited, there's basically no plot ❣ Stray Kids Masterlist ❣ General Masterlist ❣ Spooktober 2023

The Summoning | Spooktober 2023
The Summoning | Spooktober 2023

You were sure you followed the incantation properly, the candles were at the right points on your - albeit crudely drawn - sigil and the pronunciation of the Latin words were damn near spot on with the YouTube video you kept bookmarked. 

So, why wasn't there currently a tall, burly demon standing in front of you, ready to snatch your soul in more ways than one?

"What the fuck?"

Standing before you, looking just as confused as you were, was a man - a man - with admittedly gorgeously styled hair, an all black outfit that some how highlighted his slim figure, and a golden cross chain hanging from his neck.

Ironic.

"What- Where-" His eyes scanned frantically around your room before settling on you, still knelt at the head of the summoning circle. "Who are you and how did you do that?! Where am I even at? Who are you?"

You bristled at his constant questioning, eyebrows furrowing, "I should be asking you who you are! I was hoping for some sort of scary horny demon who was ready to blow my back out, not whoever you are!"

"Horny demon? Blow your- Hold on, hold on." He pressed his hands to his face, muttering under his breath though you weren't able to catch what he was saying. "You... You tried summoning a demon for sex? Are you insane?!"

"No, I'm horny." You deadpanned, crossing your arms over your chest, "And you're one to judge, since you came here!"

The demon dropped his hands, eyes wide and lips - cute, plush-looking, and kissable - set in a pout, "I didn't come here on my own! You summoned me, remember?!"

Groaning, you glanced toward the notebook with your summoning notes written in it, "I guess, even though you weren't what I was expecting at all." Looking up at him again, you shrugged, "Well, if you aren't going to satisfy anything, you can just - I don't know, poof back to hell or wherever you came from?"

He froze, mouth opening and closing with stammers that made you raise an eyebrow inquisitively. "I... Well, I can't."

"Huh?"

"I can't leave until I, um... Satisfy your needs."

If you looked hard enough, you could've seen the faintest blush rising on his cheeks.

"D-Don't get this wrong, either!" He shouted, quickly falling into the defensive, "I literally can't, it's in the incantation, I'm bound to you until I satisfy the contract of your summon."

There was a beat of silence between you, the cogs in your head working double time as you processed his words and all their double entendre meanings.

"So... You're stuck with me until you-"

"-blow your back out, yes."

Sure, he may not have been the big scary demon you were hoping for, but you couldn't deny that he was attractive and he looked like he'd be a pretty good lay. Besides - when would you be able to say you summoned, and fucked, a demon?

Pushing yourself up from your knelt position, you brushed off your knees with an exaggerated huff, "Alright then," you put your hands on your hips, smirking at the brunet in front of you, "fuck me."

Within the next ten minutes you learned a few new things; the first being that his name was Jisung - or at least, that's what you caught amidst his heavenly soft lips moving rapidly against your own. The second was that there was a specific way demons operated when it came to summons, and your chant just so happened to bind onto him. The third was that he had extremely sensitive ears, and for someone so sure about initiating things, he was a mere gentle breeze away from folding to your command.

And boy, did he fold.

"Oh, fuck me-"

He laid underneath you, hair an unforgivable mess thanks to your restless fingers and face wrapped in sheer pleasure as you rode him like a woman possessed; the springs in your mattress protesting in kind.

"Fuck- Fuck, Jagi, just like that."

"I can't tell," you huffed, breaking away from your assault of the pretty skin of his neck, "if you're the one who's supposed to be fucking me," your fingers slid from his hair and to his shoulders, slowly dancing their way down to his nipples, "or if I'm the one fucking you."

"I-I tried, but you-" a whimper fell from his lips as you gently pinched at the small, perked nipples, "-didn't even g-give me a chance!"

"Give you a chance? Baby," your movements changed to slow grinds of your hips, a sinister smirk growing on your lips from the way his pouted lips fell into a small 'o'. "I gave you permission to take me, use me as you wished - show me the reason why my summon worked on you." Leaning down, your lips grazed over his, "Show me why I chose you."

The air shifted around you, sparks of excitement shooting down your spine as you felt him shiver underneath you - your only sign of a physical change before you were suddenly rolled onto your back with ease.

There was no point in hiding the delighted giggle that floated from your mouth, not when it was subsequently followed by a shocked gasp as you took in the man - or rather, demon, before you.

His irises were a deep red, rivaling the prettiest of roses, while a set of horns curled from the sides of his head before curving up at his temples, the sharp points looking more inviting than they should have been.

Your pussy clenched at the smirk he wore, teeth bearing points that surely weren't there before.

"Why you chose me, Jagi?" Jisung spoke, the newfound low register in his tone wrapping around your mind and rendering you utterly defenseless. "Want me to show you why I'm the only one worthy of ruining this little pussy? Give you the treatment you got down on your knees for?"

His hands found your thighs, sliding down to your knees to hook your legs around his lithe hips before pressing forward, sinking whatever inches escaped you back into your slick cunt.

"Well?"

Taking that as your warm invitation to speak, you nodded quickly, "Y-Yes."

He tsked, loose strands of hair falling before his eyes as he shook his head, "Yes?"

"Yes, Sir." The title fell from your lips effortlessly, almost as if it was waiting to be used all along - natural.

His smirk grew wider, and you found yourself wishing he'd show you the delicious contrast of his sharp teeth and his pillow-soft lips, if only for a moment.

Anchoring onto his knees, Jisung cocked his head as if to process the simple addition of one word, "Sir... That's a good start, baby - keep it up and I might have to stay even when the contract's up."

From that moment on, the only chant you needed was his name, your sigil now in the form of your nails on his back, and whenever you summoned him, he came - and so did you, many, many times.

The Summoning | Spooktober 2023

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9 months ago

miu. Miu. MIUUU😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Just Lixie stroking his morning wood for you<3

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4 months ago

Description: [A video of a woman riding a galloping horse bareback while holding a large rainbow flag.]


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8 years ago

Oh HELL yes! I imagine him being like a reverse Aradia or something, him ruining ghosts hope or something! That'd be AWESOME!

ive got the coolest idea

so alphaswap cronus, after snapping and going after mituna (and getting sushi’d by latula) ends up in the dream bubbles, disillusioned and desperate for smthn to believe in

gamzee pops R I G H T up and initiates him into the lady english cult with kurloz


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10 months ago

I'm gonna die alone


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