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3 months ago

Charles: Mate-

Edwin : No, no, hold up, rewind.

Edwin : My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me mate??


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3 months ago

Charles: Win, apologise to them

Edwin: Fine, but I have to warn you, this might make me a better person and that is not the man you fell in love with


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3 months ago

Charles: I’ve only had known this twink for an hour but if heaven were to take me, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.


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2 months ago

Niko: I need advice

Charles: With what?

Niko: With love. How did you know you were in love with Edwin?

Charles: ...

Charles: I'm in love with Edwin?


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2 months ago

Niko: You ever dip your entire oreo in milk except for the part where you're holding it and feel like Thetis dipping newborn Achilles into the river Styx leaving him invulnerable everywhere except for his heel?

Edwin:

Edwin: Yes


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2 months ago

Crystal after getting her memories back:

Charles: Excuse me, have you ever been arrested?

Crystal: Yeah, how could you tell?

Charles: I was gonna say because it's illegal to be that cute but now I'm curious

Crystal: Aggravated assault


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2 months ago

Niko: *eats fourteen packs of scooby doo fruit gummy snacks* i'm gonna solve this mystery so fucking good, dude


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6 months ago

Did the author watch the show 💀

Did The Author Watch The Show

wait i'm sorry what? did i miss something? i thought we never got confirmation of charles's sexuality? like we don't know if he's straight, queer, etc...? all we really know is he's into crystal, yeah?

edit: to be clear i'm not saying charles isn't queer (bc i mean, your honor, come on), just that we didn't get a stated sexuality

Are Netflix's Dead Boy Detectives Gay? Answer Revealed
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The release of Dead Boy Detectives on Netflix has fans wondering if it is a queer comic book story.

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2 months ago

I swear to God that if Edwin ever learned how to operate a laptop, that this:

I Swear To God That If Edwin Ever Learned How To Operate A Laptop, That This:

would be him.


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2 months ago

Fanfic prompt; Edwin and Charles learn about the Tylenol Murders and attempt to solve it.


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2 weeks ago

Sooo… here’s another DBDA headcannon: Charles and Edwin both have twin sisters; Charlotte Rolland and Eden Payne, who have been searching for them for over thirty years and five months (the months have been added on as they both died five months after their brothers) and they just hear about Edwin and Charles’ detective agency. They go to hire them and surprise! It’s their brothers who are running the agency.


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2 months ago

timkon but its edwin and charles. is this anything

the combined brainworms told me to say it sorry.


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5 months ago

on episode 2 of dead boy detectives and I’m hooked! I am absolutely obsessed!!! I love Edwin sm with all my heart! He’s just a little guy!! 💚💚


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4 months ago
Dead Boys, But They Detective

Dead boys, but they detective

I love them so much so have some trashy doodles that I did half in the dark well watching the show :)

Niko is amazing and I love her sm she is so silly

also crystals wide eye stares kill me so much emotion in those big ol’ eyes :)


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