Edwin Payne - Tumblr Posts
Charles: Mate-
Edwin : No, no, hold up, rewind.
Edwin : My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me mate??
Edwin: I love being right. It’s one of my defining personality traits.
Charles: Win, apologise to them
Edwin: Fine, but I have to warn you, this might make me a better person and that is not the man you fell in love with
Charles: I’ve only had known this twink for an hour but if heaven were to take me, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
me when edwin's little breath when he hugs charles back
Niko: I need advice
Charles: With what?
Niko: With love. How did you know you were in love with Edwin?
Charles: ...
Charles: I'm in love with Edwin?
Niko: You ever dip your entire oreo in milk except for the part where you're holding it and feel like Thetis dipping newborn Achilles into the river Styx leaving him invulnerable everywhere except for his heel?
Edwin:
Edwin: Yes
Crystal after getting her memories back:
Charles: Excuse me, have you ever been arrested?
Crystal: Yeah, how could you tell?
Charles: I was gonna say because it's illegal to be that cute but now I'm curious
Crystal: Aggravated assault
Niko: *eats fourteen packs of scooby doo fruit gummy snacks* i'm gonna solve this mystery so fucking good, dude
not now, kitten, daddy wants to kill herself
Did the author watch the show 💀
wait i'm sorry what? did i miss something? i thought we never got confirmation of charles's sexuality? like we don't know if he's straight, queer, etc...? all we really know is he's into crystal, yeah?
edit: to be clear i'm not saying charles isn't queer (bc i mean, your honor, come on), just that we didn't get a stated sexuality
I swear to God that if Edwin ever learned how to operate a laptop, that this:
would be him.
Fanfic prompt; Edwin and Charles learn about the Tylenol Murders and attempt to solve it.
Sooo… here’s another DBDA headcannon: Charles and Edwin both have twin sisters; Charlotte Rolland and Eden Payne, who have been searching for them for over thirty years and five months (the months have been added on as they both died five months after their brothers) and they just hear about Edwin and Charles’ detective agency. They go to hire them and surprise! It’s their brothers who are running the agency.
timkon but its edwin and charles. is this anything
the combined brainworms told me to say it sorry.
on episode 2 of dead boy detectives and I’m hooked! I am absolutely obsessed!!! I love Edwin sm with all my heart! He’s just a little guy!! 💚💚
Dead boys, but they detective
I love them so much so have some trashy doodles that I did half in the dark well watching the show :)
Niko is amazing and I love her sm she is so silly
also crystals wide eye stares kill me so much emotion in those big ol’ eyes :)