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they forgot ~ corpse husband

word count: 2022

request?: yes!

“Corpse husband asks his S/O why they are upset two days before their birthday and they reply, “I just got a text from my parents saying to have a happy birthday today.” ”

description: in which an early birthday text sends her mood on a downward spiral just days before her actual birthday

pairing: corpse husband x female!reader

warnings: swearing, shitty parents, some self hatred/insecurities due to shitty parents

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Hey people, its ya boy, the bitch. I’m making another one of these cuz someone asked and YES.  Corpse Husband x Son yes.  Tags: @save-the-sky @alilshit @whatifwedo @hughugh20@fleurmoon @bi-andready-tocry @itsminniekat @yoongi-holland@loraleiix @hacker-ghost @fanworrior @marvelous-musicals @annshit @unknown-and-invisible @letsloveimagines @babyhoneystvles 

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Corpse was running some errands (which he really didn’t wanna do) with Tyler (that’s what we calling him)- his son. Y/N was home relaxing and doing her thing, she already did enough. She cleaned the entire house, woke up early to make them both an amazing breakfast, did the laundry, and made sure Corpses office space was nice and well kept so he could be in a nice area to record and stream. Corpse told Y/N that she needed to get some rest when she said she needed to go out to run some errands- he also made the mistake of deciding to bring a literal toddler around with him.  

Now don’t him wrong- He loved Tyler more than he loved himself, but Tyler can be a little shit sometimes. This child has gotten into a rainbow of different substances. 

Vaseline.  “What the hell- what is that- what is that on your face?” Corpse asked, though he already knew. “Baseline.” They said, rubbing their hands together. 

Coconut butter.  “You know better than this Tyler! Now you look all shiney!” Corpse said as he washed coconut butter off of Tyler. “Iz fun.” Tyler replied while Corpse just let out an exasperated sigh.

Baby powder.  “Tyler what the hell!-” Corpse yelled as he walked in and saw Tyler pouring baby powder down his pants. Tyler looked up at him and said “go way.” ANd when Corpse just stared and then Tyler yelled, “go WAY!”  Cake. “Sweetie! That was for your father!” Y/N said as she saw Tyler sitting on the ground shoving his face with chocolate cake. His hands were covered in it and his mouth was a mess. Tyler looked at her innocently and said “Izs mine!” Corpses clothes.  Corpse walked into the closet to put some brand new hoodies away when he saw none other than Tyler chilling there covered in Corpses clothes. It was a mess. Corpe just stared and shut the closet door, not wanting to deal with that just yet. Y/Ns clothes.  Y/N walked into the closet to see the mess. Tyler was putting on her heals and wearing her scarfs. She sighed and took a picture of a very surprised Tyler. Then she went to go yell at Corpse. Deodorant.  “No no no no no NO NO NO!” Y/N yelled as she pulled the deodorant away from Tyler’s hands. He was crushing it all up and smearing it on the floor. “It smell gud.” Tyler said innocently as he was picked up.  Soap.  “Tyler no no no! Take that out of your mouth!” Y/N screamed as she saw Tyler put dish soap in his mouth. She panicked and immediately told him to spit it out. Not even a second later Corpse came tripping into the room asking what the hell happened.   Y/Ns pads. “Tyler no-” Corpse said as he wheezed. Tyler was sticking Y/Ns period pads onto his body. “They stickers!” Tyler laughed, opening another one. Corpse fell onto the floor in sheer laughter, not being able to breathe. Corpses Stream. Corpse left to take a quick pee while he was streaming with his friends. While he was gone, Tyler snuck into his office and joined in as a replacement. “Haii” Tyler said, causing laughter. “Whos this?” Sykkuno asked. They all knew Corpse was a father but never heard anything else about him. “Tyver.” Tyler said, making everyone nearly cry from the cuteness. When Corpse came back, he sighed and took his headset away. “Uhm-” Corpse was cut off, “HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING PUT TYVER BACK ON!” 

They were all memories. Some good, most bad. None in the middle. He was currently in the store grabbing some things for Y/N. She got her period like just this morning and she was running out of pads so he needed to cop some of those and the more important things. Every female reading this oneshot who has gotten their period will understand the following. He threw oreo cookies, red velvet oreo cookies, hershey’s chocolate chip cookies, more cookies, two whole bags of snickers, three whole bags of kit kats, chocolate milk, and a chocolate cake into the cart. Then lastly, he awkwardly strolled into the feminine product isle where two other females were. Tyler was jumping around looking at everything and Corpse was avoiding eye contact. 

One of the girls looked at his cart, looked at him, looked at Tyler, looked at the cart, and back at him and said “She hit it hard didn’t she?” 

Corpse looked at her and sighed, “Yeah…” then he picked out the kind he always saw in the bathroom and then dragged Tyler away and out of the isle. 

“Nooo! Im still looking!” Tyler whined. 

“Well you’re done looking.” Corpse said, walking up to the check out area and checking his stuff out himself. He already felt enough anxiety today so all he really wanted to do was go home and cuddle with Y/N and watch Shrek for the fifthteenth time with Tyler. 

After he bagged everything he pushed the cart out of the store and towards their car. Tyler was jumping around again and being a little shit, so Corpse had to pick him up and hold him and load groceries into the car one handed. Painful. After loading the groceries he set Tyler down and went to bring the cart back. 

On his way back, Tyler latched himself onto Corpses leg and cried. Good lord. “I want icereeeeem!” Tyler whined as Corpse sighed, dragging him around. 

“Tyler we already spent enough! Mom will share some of her food!” Corpse said, tugging Tyler off of his leg like a cat and walking him to the car. Tyler kept complaining and screaming, but Corpse did his best not to listen. But while driving home, the screaming got worse, and Corpse gave in. 

“FINE DAIRY QUEEN IT IS!” Corpse yelled, immediately apologizing for yelling. Then he took a sharp turn and headed to DQ to get this toddler an icecream cone (And Y/N an oreo blizzard, but don’t tell). He really didn’t wanna pull into the drive thru, but his anxiety said indoors is worse so he pulled into the line. It was November so Corpse did not understand why there was so many people in the line. Corpse sighed, trying to ignore Tylers whining. “I know it’s long and annoying but we have to wait Tyler.” 

“I want icecreeeemm!” Tyler whined, and Corpse began to grow frustrated. He loved Tyler, but he really wanted to get home. Y/N was probably scrunched up in agony with her period pains and when he gets home shes gonna be fucking dead. Yes you heard me. Dead. Corpse didn’t want to go to court for being blamed of his girlfriend’s death. 

During the wait he actually got a call from Y/N. He instantly picked it up, saying hello. 

“Where are you?!” Y/N complained. She was hungry, in pain, and worried. Corpse and Tyler should’ve been home an hour ago. But instead they were stuck in a DQ drive thru. 

“Dairy Queen. Tyler wants an icecream cone.” Corpse sighed, “He’s been a pain the ass so far…” 

“He’s always a pain in the ass but we love him.” Y/N chuckled, “Can you get me a cookie dough blizzard?” 

“Oh. Ok.” Corpse was surprised. Y/N always went for that legendary oreo blizzard. Guess he’ll get it for himself then. “Are you feeling ok?”

“Mmm no. Periods suck. Men will never feel real pain.” Y/N groaned, and Corpse rolled his eyes playfully. 

“Say that next time people are calling me sus in Among Us.” Corpse laughed, “Oh- I gotta go, this lines finally moving.” 

“Ok, bye love you~” Y/N said. 

“Love you too.” Corpse said before hanging up. He got up to the speaker and breathed in, trying to order his food without getting nervous. Social anxiety sucks, I don’t recommended having social anxiety. He stuttered a little, but it wasn’t too bad. When he got his food, he quickly got the fuck out of there and zoomed back to his place.

When he got to a stop light, he handed Tyler his ice cream cone. Almost immediately he began to chow down, his teeth didn’t even seem sensitive at this moment. It impressed Corpse. His boy was something else. 

When he finally made it home, he had many things to do. He got Tyler out of the car safely and picked up all the bags full of food with one arm. On the other, he held Tyler and the ice cream. From there, he made his way into apartment building like a goddamn champ. Sure, he was in pain, sure his muscles were gonna burst, but this, this guys, is what real men do. He is a super dad, he will do what no man ever dares to do.

People were looking at him, it made him uncomfortable. He was glad the apartment had elevadors. Tyler kept eating his ice cream loudly, which made Corpses pain ever worse. When he finally got to the door, he lifted his already weakened arm and turned the doorknob, shoving himself into the room. 

“Honey I’m home!” Corpse said tiredly, dropping the bags on the floor and lightly setting Tyler down. He walked over to the living room, seeing Y/N laying in a mess of blankets and pillows on the floor. She was wearing one of Corpses hoodies that were way too big on her. She looked distressed, but when Corpse put a cookie dough blizzard in front of her, she looked up and took it. 

“You look like a mess.” Y/N laughed, sitting with her legs crossed and beginning to eat.

“I’ve had a long day.” Corpse chuckled and sat next to Y/N in the mess. “Tyler seemed to have fun I guess.” 

“What do you mean I guess?” Y/N chuckled into her words.

“Oh you know how Tyler is baby.” Corpse took a big bite of his blizzard, “I bought everything you will need for a week.” 

“Great!” Y/N leaned in and kissed Corpse on the cheek. Corpse blushed a little, but smiled. Next thing they know, they are cuddling against each other and eating their blizzards. This was the only way to make Y/N happy while she was on her period. 

Then heard a loud crash.

“waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!” 

“God fuckin’ damNI-”

hi can i ask for something where rae and corpse are constantly fighting over y/n like "no she's my baby" and "no she's corpse wife" and the gang finds it hilarious but y/n thinks it's the most entertaining thing because jealous corpse is her weakness, ty :)

Alright this is adorable

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It starts off as a joke because you’ve actually known Rae for longer than you’ve known Corpse. It comes up in a meeting one time where you’re trying to decide whether to vote Corpse or Rae off and Rae brings up that you’ve known her longer and so should trust her more.

Corpse, of course, is highly offended by this line of argument and makes that very clear. He also gets very petty and says shit like “I will only make my side of the bed for the next month if you continue with this I swear to god”

From then on, it becomes a huge joke with the whole group and everyone is trying to make corpse jealous of the relationship you have with Rae. You also find it hilarious and even flirt with Rae a little just to get on his nerves.

One time, you and Rae were together at the snowmen and Corpse literally called a meeting. His only justification was “Rae was a little too close to my wife and it made me uncomfortable.”

Rae then calls Corpse sus which makes him shout “YOU’RE SLEEPING WITH MY WIFE YET I’M SUS?”

He just completely overacts for the joke and the chat finds it hilarious. He also threatens you with ridiculously domestic things like “I’m cooking dinner and I will add too much pepper” or “I’ll only buy that one brand of tissues that you don’t like”.

Naturally, Jack is the one that antagonises this the most because obviously.

❝ CORPSE FLIRTING WITH READER DURING A LIVESTREAM ❞

— requests are open!

— rules | fem! reader

— corpse husband

he knows he’s not being smooth so he just blatantly flirts with you

he also does it a little to hear everyone’s reaction but mainly yours

i think this is the only time he’d use his voice to his advantage just to annoy with you but he’s actually flirting a little bit

so when you first joined the game, he’s heard of you a couple times from rae and syukkuno cause you’ve played plasmaphobia with them

rae invited you to play among us she went “guys this is (y/n), she’s a surprisingly good liar so don’t let her trick you.”

and syukkuno joined in “she’s very nice tho, you guys should check out her account.”

and so corpse quiet literally did, while on stream, he muted his mic so his friends couldn’t hear him and when he saw your face he instantly said “holy shit, she’s gorgeous.” and the chat blew up

“guys go follow her, i’m gonna send her fonky monky friday tomorrow”

he followed u on insta and twitter

after he unmuted himself he made it a goal to make you flustered asf

“i just looked at (y/n)’s instagram and not gonna lie, you’re very pretty l, thought i’d just say that.”

rae immediately diverted her attention to that “corpse, you have syukkuno, (y/n) is mine.”

everyone is just laughing in the background and he hears you ask “guys can i be pink?” and he went “yea sure just let me switch.”

lily’s rage was very evident

during the game he made sure to constantly clear you

whenever u died he said “why’d you have to kill the pretty one.” and syukkuno would always respond with “i’m still alive”

the live chat called him a simp which he responded with “she’s pretty tho...”

when he was imposter and poki killed you he immediately went “who killed my new wife.”

and rae said “umm you mean my wife? and she’s dead in admin.”

when they waited during for a new game, rae and sean would bully him about actually flirting with you

he just went “i’ll stop flirting if it makes her uncomfortable” the lobby went silent

“it’s okay i don’t really mind.” you said laughing and rae immediately gasped

“i invite my wife to a game and corpse steals her, is that the power that his voice has” and syukkuno goes “it works on everyone.”

pewds and sean find it so funny, their dying in the background

“i can’t believe he gave her pink and not me”

“but shadow lily is a legend” corpse replied

during the next round you and corpse got imposter WITH ZERO SUSPICION AGAINST YOU and obviously won

sean was in shock

“it’s obvious me and my husband are going to win” and rae felt so hurt

“couple goals guys, (y/n) honestly carried us”

“it’s cause i’m ready cool”

“and gorgeous”

“you’re feeding my ego corpse.”

the next day you responded to fonky monky friday saying “i should’ve killed u in among us when i had the chance >:)”

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summary: the first time he says “oh” is when you make a video that his fans think is because of him. the second time he does it when he accidentally likes an old picture of yours on instagram. the third time’s trying to frame you in among us. the fourth time is when he finally sees you in real life. you think your mission is complete after that.

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pairing: corpse husband x f!reader warnings: crack, horrible gen z humour, 16+ language, anime references, overall madness format: mostly soc media, but there are parts of a mix of sm + written text. written parts are marked with a (W) author’s note: this idea came to me at 4am and who am i to turn down gods message. so here it is. if anyone wants to be tagged, lmk xx

status: ongoing! updates: monday & thursday! (& occasionally saturday!)

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INTRODUCTIONS.

PART 1:  bhaddie behaviour

PART 2: oh?

PART 3: ghosted

PART 4: bts not real

PART 5: rat

PART 6: onlyhands

PART 7: oh fuck

PART 8: cat boys (W) PART 9: barbecue sauce on my titties (W)

PART 10: big dick is back in town (W)

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Shinigami Eyes (I)

Pairing: Corpse Husband / Reader

Summary: When you’re paired up with Corpse as imposters in a game of Among Us, you seem to somehow apprehend each others strategies even though it’s the first time you’ve ever played together. He appreciates a good impostor.

Notes: I know I still have many fics I need to finish, but I just wanted to throw out a quick Corpse one because sad to say I’ve been simping for him too. By the way, this is my interpretation of him and this is just for fun. Also, I haven’t written for second person in a while, so I’m sorry if this sucks.

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“Hey, I wanted to invite Corpse,” Sean said right as the Among Us theme started playing on your computer.

“Great vooooice,” Grease called out.

“Oh, I haven’t played with him before,” you said. It was true, but you’d heard of his legendary voice before and your viewers had been asking for him. You’d only allow it because No Simp September was over. Chat was already going mad.

“You’ll love him. Unless he murders you, because he’s a great imposter,” Sean replies. “He’s too good,” Felix adds.

After a moment, you heard the familiar noise of someone joining the Discord. “Hello everyone,” a deep rumble greeted. The group all said their welcomes, while you introduced yourself. “Very nice to meet you, Corpse,” you added. You didn’t want to comment on the obvious. He must hear it all the time. But you couldn’t deny it was like silk to your ears.

“Nice to meet you to. You make great vids.” A blush spread across your cheeks, “You shouldn’t say things like that, chat is already jealous.” He chuckled.

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Y’all this is so cute 🥺🥺🥺

Music corpse

disclaimer: this easily could have been such a great imagine but i wrote it at 1 am after reading for class all day so I apologize

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“Corpse!!” you yell stepping into his apartment.

You’re about to run around and find him or yell his name again but the older boy steps out of his bedroom, a concerned look adorning his features.

“You okay?” he asks and you nod.

“New 5sos song dropped!” You tell him excitedly.

You watch as his face goes from concerned to annoyed to a slight smile at how ridiculous you could be about new music from your favorite band. You head into his living room, unplugging his state-of-the-art stereo and connecting your phone. You slide open your phone, typing rapidly before finally playing the song.

A painted heart on a sidewalk

The first verse plays out, and just as it reaches the beginning of the chorus, Corpse finally steps into the room towards you.

Take my hand, now and forever

Where I stand, how can you live and let die?

Corpse slips his hand into yours, pulling him into his chest and letting you rest against him. He sways you slowly to the beat of the song, his head laying gently on top of yours. You spend the rest of the song wrapped up in each other's arms.

Take my hand, now and forever

Don't you ever let go

As the song fades, Corpse slips his hands back down to yours and you gaze up into his dark brown eyes.

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