Baby It's Cold Outside - Tumblr Posts
BUT BABY IT'S COLD OUTSIDE
(She's worried about her reputation, He's worried about freezing to death)
HER: You really can't stay
HIM: But baby it's cold outside
HER: You’ve gotta go away
HIM: But baby it's cold outside
HER: This evening has been
HIM: Been hoping I could drop in
HER: So very nice
HIM: Here hold my hands they're just like ice
HER: Your mother will start to worry
HIM: Beautiful what's your hurry?
HER: Your father will be pacing the floor
HIM: Listen to the fireplace roar
HER: So really you'd better scurry
HIM: Beautiful please don't hurry
HER: Well maybe just a half a drink more
HIM: I'll put some records on while you pour
HER: The neighbors might think
HIM: Baby it's bad out there
HER: Say what's in your drink?
HIM: No cabs to be had out there
HER: I wish I knew how
HIM: Your eyes are like starlight now
HER: To break this spell
HIM: Here take my hat, my hair looks swell
HER: I ought to say no, no, no sir
HIM: Mind if move in closer?
HER: At least I'm gonna say that I tried
HIM: What's the sense of hurting your pride?
HER: You really can't stay
HIM: Baby don't hold out
BOTH: Baby it's cold outside
HER: *spoken* You're very pushy you know?
HIM: *spoken* Better pushy then freezing
HER: You simply must go
HIM: But baby it's cold outside
HER: The answer is no
HIM: But baby it's cold outside
HER: The welcome has been
HIM: How lucky that you let me in
HER: So nice and warm
HIM: Look out the window at that storm
HER: My sister will be suspicious
HIM: Gosh the food smells delicious!
HER: My brother will be there at the door
HIM: Waves upon a tropical shore
HER: My maiden aunt's mind is vicious
HIM: You seem to think I’m ambitious!
HER: Well maybe just a little bit more
HIM: Never such a blizzard before
HER: You've got to get home
HIM: But baby I'll freeze out there
HER: Here, I’ll lend you my comb
HIM: It's up to my knees out there!
HER: You've really been grand,
HIM: I feel when I touch your hand
HER: But don't you see?
HIM: How can you do this thing to me?
HER: There's bound to be talk tomorrow
HIM: Think of your life long sorrow!
HER: At least there will be plenty implied
HIM: If I caught pneumonia and died!
HER: You really can't stay
HIM: Get over that old out
HER: Baby it's cold
BOTH: Baby it's cold outside
HER: *spoken* Okay fine, but just until it lets up
HIM: *spoken* That took a lot of convincing!
★★★𝘽𝙖𝙗𝙮 𝙞𝙩'𝙨 𝙘𝙤𝙡𝙙 𝙤𝙪𝙩𝙨𝙞𝙙𝙚 (12 𝙙𝙖𝙮𝙨 𝙤𝙛 𝙁𝙡𝙪𝙛𝙛𝙢𝙖𝙨 𝘿𝙖𝙮 11: 𝙎𝙣𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙙 𝙞𝙣)★★★
Character: Alcina Dimitrescu
Taglist: @inlovewithgreta @lilfartbox1 (Message me to be a part of the taglist until I get a page set up!!)
Trigger warnings (DL, DI): N/a
Genre: Fluff
A/n: I never liked this song, so here's my spin on it <3
Word count: 1.1k
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You groaned, rubbing the bridge of your nose as you tried to open the main exit of the castle despite knowing that it was blocked by snow. Continuing to pull the handle, you fell back, your ass hitting the cold marble floor and electing a grunt from you.
"Damn it-" You grumbled, dusting off your uniform as you stood up. "It's not even budging," You sighed, placing your bag on the floor as you texted your friends an apology.
"Hm?" Alcina looked up from her book, her golden eyes following you from her sight in the living room where she sat with the rest of her daughters, who were all doing their separate activities. "Bela, go check up on them," She ordered, watching her oldest daughter run up to you to interrogate.
"Y/n?" Bela tapped you on the shoulder, looking down at you with curiosity. "What's wrong?"
"Oh- Miss Bela, it's nothing. I'm just unable to get out, I think we're snowed in," You smiled.
Alcina, who was overhearing the conversation, stood up swiftly and made her way to you.
"Is that so?" Her Romanian accent filled your ears as you felt the light around you be blocked out by her large figure. "Did you have somewhere you needed to be?"
You laughed nervously, nodding.
"Yes, I did. I informed my friends I was stuck though," You spoke, tilting your head up to look at the maiden. "I can find a hotel if you wouldn't mind me escaping out a window?"
The older woman furrowed her eyebrows, licking her lips slowly as if she was looking as if she was observing her next dinner.
"No," She spoke loudly, causing a shiver to go straight down your spine. "You will stay right here, in your quarters. I'm not allowing you to stay in a place of unfamiliarity for the holidays,"
You blushed softly, waving your hands in front of you.
"Please My Lady, I'll be alright!" You attempted to assure her, only to be met with more refusal.
"Absolutely not. It is freezing outside, and even though you may be human, I'm not letting you get frozen out there," The golden-eyed woman commanded, extending her claws to tap the floor below her. "You will stay right here,"
You whimpered, not wanting to defy her.
"Yes, My Lady, I'll return to my room," You nodded, picking up your bag and walking out toward the hallway where your room resided.
Once you had finally left, Alcina turned to Bela.
"Bela, make them some hot cocoa and invite them out here," She spoke.
"Mom, you're the one in love with them, you have to make the moves," The blonde squeezed her mother's hand before returning to her book in the living room.
You weren't sure why your room was bigger than the other maids, but you didn't mind the extra space. Your room was beautifully decorated, illuminated with golden candles, and dressed in a Roman Gothic style.
The walls had been lined with intricate wall hangings that were a mix of red and black, with golden flourishes at the corners. The curtains had been thick and dark crimson velvet, the floors had been mahogany and well polished until they shone. A large bed dominated the room, with two heavy dark wood tables and desks on either side, lined with books and scrolls. Across from the bed had been a large desk, the same dark wood as the tables. A large desk lamp had been sat on the desk, with a large mirror leaning against the wall nearby.
A sudden knock came from the door, pausing your movements of putting away your belongings.
"Y/n?" Alcina's voice said, slightly muffled by the large door blocking you two.
"Oh! My Lady, please come in!" You replied, smiling as the vampire made her presence apparent in your room.
"Would you like to come and sit with me? I'd hate for you to be alone," The black-haired lady smiled.
You paused, was the woman you loved inviting you to be with her?
"O-Of course," You chuckled nervously, your tone way too breathy and lovesick for your liking.
"Good, meet me out there in 30,"
After you had returned your belongings to your room, you exited out towards the living room. The walls of the room had been lined with darkly stained panels, painted in a warm, deep shade of red, and decorated with intricate golden details. The floor was mahogany, polished until it shone, even in the dim light of the candles that decorated the center of the room. Across the way, a long table was covered in a rich and expensive velvet couch, and a pair of armchairs. A heavy wooden shelf was mounted on the rear wall, lined with darkly tinted glass bottles, and filled with rare and expensive wines.
"My Lady?" You asked Alcina, slightly startling her.
"Oh! Y/n, Draga Mea, please sit," Alcina gestured to the empty spot next to her.
You nodded, sitting down next to her as you pulled up a book she had recommended to you a couple of months ago.
"Ah, I see you're finally reading it," The vampire smiled, wrapping her arm around your waist and pulling you against her, leaving you red-faced.
"Yes, I've been meaning to," You replied, flipping a page.
Alcina remained silent, watching your every move with her sharp golden eyes with a pink tint forming on her otherwise pale skin.
You felt safe around the lady, you felt as if all your worries were gone, and you felt...warm. You weren't sure how to say it, but something inside you said that you didn't need to, and that she already knew.
"Merry Christmas Draga Mea," The vampire squeezed your side.
"Merry Christmas My lady," You smiled.
"You know I have a surprise for you,"
"What is it?" You asked, eyes falling mainly to your feet as you were to embarrassed to look anywhere else.
Alcina pulled you in for a soft and sweet kiss, her hands finding their way to your cheeks.
"I love you," Alcina confessed with a soft and weak smile, a chuckle escaping her lips as you blush.
"My Lady...I love you too," You replied with a breathy and shaky voice, looking up at her in both shock and love.
"Alcina," She corrected you,
"Huh?"
"Call me Alcina," The taller woman pecked you softly on your lips. "After all, if we love each other that much, we should be on a first-name basis. Right?"
You nodded, laying your head on her shoulder as she hoisted you up on her lap.
Maybe being stuck in a castle for the holidays wasn't so bad after all...
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