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Thank you @rizzlerrr and everyone who got me to 50 reblogs!
Incorrect S and D Tier Quote
Alex Stewart: F**k off, Ohio! [flies off]
Barnaby: W-w-why do you antagonize them like that? Y-y-you know they can k-kill you, right?
Ohio James: At this point, it's a game. If they give in, I win. And they know that.
*inhales sharply* Okay, what you need to do is run because this means your opponent is using a CUSTOM SPELLBOOK and therefore they could have fricking anything in there. Best case scenario; nothing they try works. Worst case scenario; they pronounce a spell in exactly the wrong way to blow up the planet!!!
And sure, maybe it isn't the worst case scenario, but I highly doubt it's the best either. On average, the contents could range anywhere from "original spells they're pulling out of their butt" to "spells that demonstrate an understanding of magic the likes of which has not been seen on this earth".
You roll up to the Wizard Battle and your opponent takes out his spellbook but it’s just one of these
Counterpoint: Appa is the last Airbender. Aang doesn't count because he's the avatar, and thus does not count as the bender of any one element.
calling Aang "the last airbender" is complete Appa erasure
The Ugly Duckling
Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.
I found the post!
life actually gets better when you leave the house consistently btw like im serious
Immune to 50% of all magic
RPG represented entirely as if it were the strategy guide for some obscure CRPG. Opens with guidance on how to create characters and what makes for an effective party, describes basic mechanics of the game, and then goes into the actual guide to the game.
Of course all the numbies and stats are just presented purely devoid of any context. It also becomes an exercise in trying to collaboratively figure out what kind of system best works with it.
Reblogging for useful information.
figured out a way you can search for posts that are tagged TWO things on a blog!!! feeling clever
for anyone else who didn’t know, this is the format!:
https://[blogURL].tumblr.com/search/%23[tag1]%2C%20%23[tag2]
remove the [brackets] when using it!
Thinking about this again, and it occurs to me; Fenrir is the son of a god. Could he not also be a god? Might he not also be worthy of worship? After all; god backwards is dog.
how to know you are a norse mythology geek:
upon seeing THIS in the thor: ragnarok trailer
you scream, “FENRIR! HI PUPPER!!!!”
I love this song! I heard it Saturday morning and I've been trying to find it ever since. It makes me think of @comicaurora.
Reblogging this so I don't lose it again. Seriously, I have been looking for this post for literal years.
Rewatching atla episodes for Reasons and I just realised that Zuko found Appa the night after he found out he was missing. The gaang have been desperately searching for, what? A few weeks? And Zuko sees a poster saying Appa is missing and just squares tf up and finds him immediately. What a fucking madman.
I think you mean "Bass Pro Conservation Critters HORNY Salmon Plush".
Bass Pro Conservation Critters Salmon Plush
Oh, absolutely yes.
every word out of guillermo del toro’s mouth is the most hardcore thing i’ve ever heard and he says it all so casually like he doesn’t even realize how much of a gothic visionary he is
He looks more like a pirate captain than a Fire Lord to be honest.
...older Fire Lord Zuko with a sheer top and his tits out you say?
ID: three drawings of aged-up zuko from Avatar the last airbender as fire lord. on the left side a full body of zuko front view. In the middle, zuko from the waist up leaning over a cluttered table growling and spitting flames at the viewer. In the third image on the right, zuko from the waist up sits bored and exhausted in his chair. cluttered desk and paperwork in front of him. End ID
I probably did advertise the sheer top wrong! it's more like a robe! just… a bit seethrough… because… you know… self-indulgence…? for me… ? for us? (yes he only has one lense in his his glasses becasue we in the fandom just know why!)
art-blog: chiptrillino-art
Freddy Mercury would approve.
BONK
reblog to hit me with a cardboard tube
Magnus Archives
i'm drifting into a horror mood, so please recommend your favorite novels/comics/web serials/movies/etc!
Goth polly pocket
Miniature Coffin Ghosthouses // Blacklillybee