Ada Dazai - Tumblr Posts
Hilarious
au where dazai is still in the pm but somehow has met the entire ada and somehow charmed them (look the agency has strange standards) so they're all actively trying to get him to change sides
featuring fukuzawa lowkey bragging about being a better father figure i mean boss than mori
ranpo inviting him for chess matches so dazai knows he'll have an intellect buddy at the ada
them putting up his picture on their employee wall portrait thingie (lucy poe and karl are also there)
junichiro trying to bribe him with video games awkwardly
naomi trying to blackmail him (you know she would)
yosano inviting him for trash talking sessions and girl nights (they talk shit about mori mostly)
kenji gifting him fruits veggies and the occasional cow to show goodwill
kunikida regularly checking in on him and mailing him pros of joining the ada and employee benefits
atsushi at some point just taking his hand and bringing him to work
also atsushi just telling dazai to come hang out a little earlier than they can actually meet so he's forced to be at the office
yosano trying to convince kunikida to "seduce" him; ranpo flat out telling dazai why he'd prefer it here
them bribing him with food
fukuzawa openly being kind and welcoming to him; kyouka considering kidnapping him when she herself leaves
kyouka sending him regular notes about how much happier she is to convince him
haruno offering to let him pet mii-chan; kenji reassuring him they want to be his friend; junichiro offering murder; atsushi offering to feed him (he already lowkey does)
anyway
dazai thinks they're just messing with him at first - then he thinks they want his ability which fair - now he's just confused
Reblogging this maspertiece
too many skk aus with beast chuuya meeting canon skk and the angst from beast chuuya’s pov cause he craves what canon skk have BUT LISTEN
i offer an alternative au idea with canon skk suffering! that is canon skk meeting ada chuuya. we all know in Beast Afterword asgr mentioned that there is likely a universe where chuuya left pm with dazai and joined ada. now imagine that chuuya ends up in canon skk world due to some ability. imagine canon skk seeing this chuuya who is in the Light bc of Dazai. the realization that chuuya is loyal to pm but his loyalty to dazai outweighs that. the pain that had dazai asked chuuya would have left with him. canon skk having to see ada chuuya casually mention sth about their life and burning with want and jealousy because this version of them didnt suffer like they did. they dont have a 4 year distance. they dont have things that the other doesnt know bc that’s what 4 years do to someone. especially when the transition is from a teenager to an adult. this chuuya would have dazai witness all his change and he’d see dazai’s changes too. they’re on the same side. partners still. can easily reach out for the other, can easily speak about the other without feeling like their heart is twisting. this version of them have everything that canon skk so desperately want but cant have.
this is what we need. we should leave Beast Chuuya alone cause he fr has suffered enough and do this!
edit: one more thing!
the feeling of “why him and not me?” that canon skk will have seeing ada chuuya. canon dazai thinking what did the other dazai have that made chuuya trust him so much as to turn his back on the people he considered family. what did that dazai have that he doesnt?
and canon chuuya thinking what did this chuuya have that made dazai love him so much that he asked him to leave with him. why this chuuya and why not him? what did he lack?
THE ANGST GUYS THE ANGST!!!
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amoungus.🤑 I’m so funny haha guys also I was listening to crime and punishment by ado:3
here’s the brush and the prompt that I used, I got the brush from one of my fav ytbers^_^
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