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raeda brainrontnttn....

Do y'all ever just get in the pacing mood. Like sometimes all I want to do is pace in a silly little circle around the room and think about the silly little media in my mind

First Kill is just high school Carmilla with a Wynonna Earp budget

gay panic 101

when the pjo tv series comes out i am not responsible for my actions.

Happy Pride Month 2022!!!

Faust the Crow loves you even more than she did last year!

Reblog if you support the small titty femme committee (it’s for science)

HAPPY GAYYYY MONTHHHHH. now who gon wife me up?

What a beautiful day to love, respect, and support non-binary lesbians ❤️🧡🤍💖

January 24th, 2020 to May 21st, 2022…

my gender is between me and god but unfortunately for me i am an atheist so i'm having to do all the work here

FLAPJACK

HIS NAME IS FLAPJACK

Amity Hissing

No thoughts just the donations crashing the zebra coaliton website

ARO LILLITH!!!!

MOM PICK ME UP I AM SCARED

I got u bro

I have to go soon but someone PLEASE screenshot that amity and willow drawing when it’s done

guys i'm not sure the commercial break is gonna be enough

Have some highlights from my last dungeon and dragons session:

Me (the DM) describing the stoneskin spell: You watch as he becomes rock hard

My table full of my cis het brothers: uncontrolable laughter

*After five minutes and everyone calms down*

Druid: Keep going, *muffled giggle* the bard got hard and then what?

*My table loses it again*

Paladin: *Rolls five nat 20s in a row*

Also Paladin: *Doesn't roll higher then a ten during the entire combat*

*My Druid Brother nat 20ing his way into inventing a new npc* : I want to find the prisoner who has been here the longest

Me (DM): You see a haggard half elf

Brother: I hand him some food and tell him the revolution has begun

Me: Roll persuasion

B: Nat 20

Me: shit He nods and tells you "I am with you brother"

B: Whats his name?

Me *while quickly trying to make basic stats for this unplanned npc*: His name..is Oliver.?

B: okay........Does he have a hat?

Me:..............no

*later during combat during Olivers turn*

B: What are you rolling?

Me: Percentile dice

B: HE IS A WILD MAGE?!?

Me *lying through my teeth*: Uh Yes

B: OH HE IS SO COOL

Thus Oliver the wild mage was born

So, its my Mom's birthday, and now I am thinking about how at my age she was already married and I haven't even kissed a girl yet.......jeez I am a loser.

Me, telling my brother about my day: My blood was stolen from me today

My mom: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SPEAK LIKE A NORMAL PERSON. *to my brother* The doctor did bloodwork

IT'S HAPPENING