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Tfw you realize your actually kind of in love with your master
Im not very happy with this but eh
LOZ BANANAS
So like, there are bananas that grow in Hyrule, right? So, we can ASSUME these are WILD BANANAS.
SO, DOES THIS MEAN THAT BANANAS FOUND IN HYRULE HAVE SEEDS?
Like it would make sense for them to have seeds, but they more look like the modern seedless bananas. And if Hyrule bananas do have seeds, how much banana do you get per banana? Rubber is also canon, it being an ancient material, so it wouldn’t be such a stretch to say that seedless bananas were a thing, but I don’t think a banana tree from the ancient times can survive till the plot of totk. So it could be that bananas reinvented seeds for themselves, because the seedless would strait up not pass on their genes. Or one of the three goddesses decided “THERE WILL BE BANANAS “, or maybe BANANAS DON’T ANSWER TO THE GODS OR THE LAWS OF NATURE. THEY JUST APPEAR WHERE THEY PLEASE.
But the real question is…
CAN YOU MAKE SEEDY BANANA BREAD IN HYRULE?
:3 I have been playing the new Zelda
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Get an itty bitty Yiga crackhead as a thank you
He's so extra I love him
Honestly? I see why the yiga are so insane about him. I, too, am utterly charmed by his rabid charm and silly antics
one word prompt:
banana
WELL WELL WELL!!!! I can do this!!!
Wild dashed through the sand, occasionally tripping. His hands groped desperately for a weapon.
"Friend! Wait!" a voice called after him. If it was a normal Hyrulean, they would run from a blade. But a Yiga would engage. No one was trustworthy. His good heart had gotten the best of him many times, and he refused to let it happen again.
He stumbled over the top of a dune, praying that there would be a weapon there. Instead, he was met with a group of eight men with swords.
"There you are, friend!"
The group pursuing him caught up, and they stood together, confused. Wild stared at the men. There were two of each.
Frustrated, he pulled out his Sheikah Slate and began searching through it. He pulled out one of his most precious resources, a mighty banana, and threw a couple yards away.
Some of the men stared, baffled, while the other half went bolting after it.
"I hate giving up those bananas... I can see why they like them so much. So, who are you?"
K im still working on the pokemon comic, buuuut my brain will NOT stfu, so have this dumb idea:
So let's say that master kohga is an asshole who is abusive to the yiga. Some younger teen yiga want to go see the world for themselves. They don't understand why they are training for a war they already won 100 years ago. Kohga, the bastard that he is, forbids the younger yiga from going and exploring. Then Link shows up, kicks Kohga's ass, and in the process accidentaly adopts a bunch of yiga. Link and his yiga kids agree that the king of hyrule was an ass. His kids may not have met the king but they grew up being told stories of how much of an ass he was by the elder yigas. Eventually Link saves Zelda and the first words the yiga kiddos hear out of her mouth is "goddess, fuck the king. He was an ass." Link's yiga kids start calling Zelda mom after that.
Next dumb thought: this Link being Wild from the linked universe au. The chain plus Wild's kids go through a portal that drops them off in pre calamity Wild's hyrule. Insert Wild, his yiga kids, Time, and Sky going off to throw hands with the king right here.
Self indulgent headcanon time:
- all of the clan looks after the kids of the clan together (some more than others).
- kohga is all the yiga kids dad/weird uncle and sooga finds it adorable.
- KOHGA MAKES DAD JOKES FIGHT ME ON IT
- sooga also cares for the yiga kids but he doesn't know how to deal with them he's awkward .
- all yiga kids have there ears pierced at a young age, its common to get more as they grow up.
- non-binary kohga no I'm not projecting .
- kohga wants kids of their own (adopted or otherwise) but doesnt know how to bring it up to sooga.
- both kohga and sooga love playing with eachothers hair.
- the yiga kids like to use sooga and the blademasters as jungle gyms, some are more accepting of this than others.
- kohga isn't actually that tall he just makes himself look taller using illusions (most yiga do the same, their exceptions of course)
I’ve been playing Age of Calamity lately and let me tell you, I am absolutely obsessed with this guy.
✨YIGA LINK✨
yo what if link AcTUALLY joined the yiga clan and the entire story goes to a different direction if you joined instead of staying as the hero
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So
Was anyone gonna tell me Master Kohga has jiggle physics or was I supposed to find that out myself?
u know.....it just.......
yeeeeessssssss............🥰💕💕💕
"yeahhhhhhhhhhhh——!!!!!!!"
compulsive yiga oc
With the Barbie movie coming out so soon I decided to go ahead and finally do this meme! I haven't seen anyone use these two yet 🍌