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Hi! I was wondering if I could request some yandere DreamXD using his godly powers to fuck with his darling after they tried to run away? Like maybe he shapeshifts into someone else to blend in or he becomes a whisper in the wind trying to taunt them, all that jazz

(btw, the headcanons you wrote were great! Especially Schlatt's, him getting bored by a compliant darling worked well with his character imo)

(Thank you! You are so sweet. I'm glad so many people could enjoy that! I really wasn't sure about schlatt, but I'm glad I could get it right. If I'm being honest I get a lot of my inspiration from @chocolatte-and-despair )

Triggers: manipulative behavior, dark themes, gore described in detail, god complex, swearing, obsessive behavior, possessive behavior, forced relationship, threats, attempted suicide and yandere like themes. Please be careful while reading.

(Thank you.)

-DREAMXD-

Oh….OOOHHH dear little darling..excuse me but you FUCK UP!

Let's take a moment first to assess the situation.

A god has unwillingly taken you from your life.

Don't stop to think if he cares about the consequences.

Because, he doesn't.

Have you forgotten already?

Poor reader...so forgetful.

Let me spell it out.

He.

Is.

A.

god!

He probably invented consequences.

He has nothing to gain from "secretly" taking you.

XD won't make a show of it...but he isn't exactly discreet either.

~

Now that we have a good read on this man's character let's get to the real question.

Now keep in mind, it's close to impossible to escape this man.

So let's say you somehow thought of a masterful way to escape, here is what would go down.

~

Least to say...this man was less than pleased.

When XD had seen you had run, he stood still for a moment.

He wasn't angry at the moment, but he wasn't proud either.

It was a mix of shock and impressment, right before anger flooded his vanes, like a flash flood on a beach town.

But instead of being a classic yandere and just going out to look for his little darling...he decides to punish you.

~

DreamXD will use his godly powers in many different ways

He'll start off small, with little jump scares.

Like if you ever walk by a mirror, he'll make sure you see a glance of him in the mirror every now and then.

This could last from a few days, to a few weeks, depending on how much you pissed him off.

~

Then he'll move on a bit bigger.

He'll move into your dreams.

For example:

As your eyes shut for the night, and you let the sounds of the night carry you away into the world of dreams.

But...this wasn't a nice dream.

You stood on a floating grass platform in the sky. The clouds were grey and covered every inch of the surrounding space of the platform.

Standing in front of you, stood one of your best friends.

They had their same, lovely smile they usually wore when seeing you.

This was before, their face slowly began to distort into pain.

An unseen force began slowly peeling your beloved friend's face open.

Your friend shrieked in agony.

As their skin slowly began to peel back, like a peal on an orange. The stubborn strands of flesh were no match for the unseen force's strength.

The flesh sounded as if someone were peeling a stubborn and unripened banana.

As the pealing continued from the top of the forehead down to their throat. This made the shape of a D.

Odd…

You stood there in horror, screaming and pleading for it to stop.

That's when their shirt fell off, to show their gut.

Their gut slits began to take shape.

An X.

With the X's middle point connecting allowing your friends organs to fall out and hang out of the X shaped cuts.

~

This was simply a little taste of his staring out punishments.

But oh dear reader…

That was only the beginning.

DreamXD will continue to make things worse, such as: if you are talking to someone, there's a chance their heads just might.. explode. Leaving their brains all over you.

~

Things will continue to get worse until one of three things happen.

You isolate yourself from everybody in the world, and slowly drift away from sanity. Fully fall into the comforting arms of insanity.

You decide to...end it all..

You take your pride and swallow that shit. You walk back to the church, and pray to the god XD for forgiveness.

~

Ha…

Haha…

HAHAHAH!

Oh you foolish reader!

You were about to choose option 2. Weren't you?

DreamXD is not stupid, how dare you even think of him as that low.

Oh no, he wouldn't let you die. That would be too easy for you.

Try to shoot yourself? Dud bullet.

Try to hang yourself? Rope snaps.

Try to drown yourself? You can suddenly breathe underwater?

Burn yourself? Fire resistance.

And anything else you can think of, he has already thought of.

~

It would be best to just swallow up your pride.

~

In short; it's better to just not run away...

Word count:713

(Thank you so much for reading!).

-Madden

Dream (Character)

Dream XD

Dream blob

Wilbur (Character)

Ghostbur

Technoblade (Character)

God!Techno

Schlatt (Character)

Master list

Mha:

Heros:

Eraser Head

Present Mic

Endeavor

Hawks

Students:

Deku

Bakugou

Todoroki

Shinso

Kirishima

Momo

Jiro

Tsuyu

Villains:

Tomura

Dabi

Toga

Twice

Overhaul

(Villain AU)

(Mafia AU)

(Hero AU)

Master list

Jujutsu Kaisen

Gojo

Geto

Sukuna

Megumi

Itadori

Maki

Mai

Master list:

->->->!!My Yandere Ocs!!<-<-<-

I'll add more if I get into more fandoms

Anons list: Ace, X, 👑, ☘️,🐍,🧜🏾‍♀️,🧇 (waffle anon), 🥀,📦, 🌺, 💎, Kitsune,🦄,🦢,🍫🍦,

No worries about it taking longer to write, it was a long one-shot and it was really awesome to read! Seeing as requests are open again now... maybe XD with a darling who escapes occasionally, but always stays just out of reach and sees it as a fun game/confirmation he cares about them enough to come after them? (Ace Anon)

Ace anon....you smarty pants. Here have a loli pop 🍭!

Triggers: possessive behavior, threats, God complex, and yandere behavior. Please be careful when reading.

Enjoy

-DreamXD-

Oh...you foolish reader. The first time you pulled this off, he was….less than pleased.

The minute you left your home (which is where he keeps you), he knew you were gone.

But just to be careful, he tore apart your house.

There wasn't an inch that wasn't checked.

Once he found no trace of you, he immediately went into panic mode.

XD used his OP godly powers to track you down.

It took him like 10 minutes max, to find you in a bush by a river.

In frustration, and pettiness, he pushed you into the river.

Of course like any person, you screamed in surprise.

Once you emerged from the water, you were met with a very displeased XD. You gave a small wave and a shy smile.

But XD only picked up by the collar of your shirt, and began to walk back to your house.

He lectured you the entire walk.

And your punishment? No outside time for 3 weeks.

~

But that was only the first time you did something like this.

So the punishment wasn't that bad, but XD was very frustrated.

For the rest of the day, he had trouble focusing on his work.

His mind was completely centered around you and you attempting to run away again.

~

Though, a while passed, and you had once again ran away.

XD didn't know how you found away, but things went down the same way they had before.

This time, your face had a small smile when he found you.

He only rolled his eye and scoffed, this time when he took you home he didn't lecture as much.

But as the months went on, you some how kept finding a way to get out of your home.

XD slowly got more and more frustrated.

He was annoyed.

Why couldn't you learn to just stay put?!

This was like a game to you?!

Was this funny to you?!

Do you know how scared you made him for your safety?!

God!

Ugh!

He was about to give up on you as a darling.

He may be a god with patients, but even he has his limits.

And you, dear reader, were pushing them.

But the last time you hid went a little something like this:

~

You had somehow squirmed your way out of your home, and began to book it.

You knew the minute your feet laid foot on the ground outside your home, XD would know you were gone.

You ran in the opposite direction that you normally would.

You didn't run away because you hate XD. No this was the complete opposite. You did this to test how much he truly loved you. How far he would go to seek you out and save you.

And plus, to you this was like a fun game of hide and seek.

You climbed up a tall tree, cutting your hands and knees along the way. You stayed in the middle of the tree.

Knowing if you were too low, he could see you from the ground.

And if you were too high he would be able to see you from the air.

You were little aware of the raging storm of a god you had coming your way.

XD was just displeased or annoyed.

Oh no.

He was fuming.

You had been looking around for XD, but you didn't realize he was already under.

A strong gust of wind knocked you from the tree, and he let you fall to the ground.

You groaned from pain, and had the breath knocked out of you.

"What the hell?!"

"I do everything for you! I give you whatever you want! I let you roam outside during a certain time! I gift you with the finest gold! I drape you with the best silks! And yet you still run! Are you that ungrateful and stupid of a mortal?! Have I really been waisting my time with you?!" XD yells out in frustration.

But really who could blame him.

The tone of voice he used made your heart ache.

He...he didn't sound mad twords the end...he just sounded exhausted.

You slowly stood up, and cleared your throat slightly.

"You best be careful with your words mortal." XD warned.

You stopped yourself to reconsider his words.

As soon as you got your little plan together, you went through with it.

You had immediately dropped to your knees, and placed your forehead on the ground.

This took XD aback again.

"I'm sorry! I didn't mean to make you feel that way! I just wanted to see how much you cared…" you apologized.

"Stand." XD said.

You did as told.

~

After a long and slow talk, you ended up in your bed.

Your bed, with a gods multiple arms around you as you slept.

~

In short: XD would get sick of it after awhile. So I would recommend telling him what your intentions are. I'm sure he wouldn't mind playing hide and seek with you once in awhile.

Word count: 837

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Thanks for reading!

Alright then, this is 👑 anon’s opinion on the DSMP yanderes and my survival chances/would I want to be stuck with them. A friendly reminder that all of them are amazing and you are a terrific writer-

Dream: no, too scary. Could probably play along to survive longer but I feel like he would figure it out eventually. 89% chance it ends with death, but with a small chance I do survive. 2/10

DreamXD: do I even get a choice? Mans would swoop me up and I can’t do anything about it. I doubt I would escape, most likely wouldn’t survive. 1/10

Blob Dream (blob form and human form): soft boi. Lemme love. He just wants to protecc, and for that I would gladly let him stay. If the scenario was swapped (blob darling and human form Dream) I would 100% let him take care of me, give him much love as a little squishy blob can. 10/10

Wilbur: conflicted. If I played along, I might be alright, but he still is somewhat unhinged. Would probably make him mad accidentally and end up in trouble. 5/10

Ghostbur: another soft boi. Lemme love him too. I feel like he would need constant confirmation that his darling is happy, and I would definitely give him that confirmation even if I was still nervous. Ghost boi deserves it. 9/10

Technoblade: OHOHOHOHOHOHO-

How do I say this. 3/10. I like Technoblade, however I don’t think I would ever be safe due to the voices, unless I was 200% sure that I would never be hurt accidentally because of them. Would also probably make him or the voices mad accidentally and end up in serious trouble. However if I was absolutely sure I would be safe, it’s 5/10

Schlatt: bold of you to assume I would survive being with him. He would most likely be bored after a while, RIP me. But even if I didn’t end up dying, my mental health wouldn’t survive being around him. Would most likely be broken by him at some point. 1.5/10

This is all, of course, assuming that they would take an interest in me, thank you for taking the time to read this-

Wow. That's was really fun and interesting how you took my interpretations of the characters and used it to rate them. I honestly think (based on this and your personality in the requests), your best option actually would be XD. Hear me out.

You seem to like to be the little spoon in the relationship, but like to take the lead in most decisions.(correct me if I'm wrong). But I think you like to being held and taken care of, but you also like to have the final say in something. XD would absolutely love to hold you, and wants to hear your input. He would want to hear your opinion on a lot of stuff. Since he doesn't really understand humans, you would really help him understand your kind a lot better. As long you are good and behave yourself he'll treat you like royalty!

Hi, if yandere dreamXD and yandere God technoblade are both attracted to the same darling, then how will it turns out?

Oh boy!

Triggers: possessive behavior, mention of war, mention of death, mention of isolation, god complex (?), reader being abandoned/ignored, unhealthy relationship, possessive behavior, mention of reader having to wear a color, and yandere like behaviors. Please be careful when reading.

Enjoy

DreamXD

God!Techno

Having these two gods both attracted to you at the same time is just asking for your physical world to be torn apart.

These two never really got along as gods.

Sure they both loved destruction, but XD liked calculated destruction.

He liked the kind of destruction that was someone’s mental state.

He liked watching people slowly crumble mentally and emotionally.

XD didn’t always do this destruction out of his inner sadist.

No, sometimes he does it out of pure curiosity.

He finds humans so interesting, the way they work and how they think.

He loves to watch your kind’s thought process.

The kind of yandere XD is a very manipulative yandere.

So, he knows how to play with you in every single way.

But, it's not easy to grab his attention.

You likely have to be more than dedicated to the religion of XD, he likes it when you pray to him.

But he also likes a darling that when they talk to him, they talk to him like he’s a normal person.

~

Meanwhile, Techno is very different.

He doesn’t enjoy watching people slowly break mentally.

That's too slow and long of a process.

He’ll likely get bored.

But what he does enjoy is war among humans.

That is what he finds so interesting about your kind.

How humans can turn on each other so easily for their own selfish desire.

Techno loves how humans can be the bestest of buddies one minute and then no less than seconds later, trying to tear each other apart.

The human’s nature is unlike any other.

Techno prefers a darling that has a feisty attitude, and has balls to insult a god.

So in other words, if you insult this man, he will be quite amused.

Techno prefers a darling that isn’t a weak submissive thing.

He likes a little spice in his meals ;) ;)

~

Having said that, how did you grab their attention?

Well, let's say you were trying to be a devoted follower to the XD church…but you would also sometimes snag some of the more pricey offerings and bring them to your other god. Technoblade.

But you would also do the same to Techno’s church.

This entertained Technoblade, he would find himself watching you with a smile whenever you would pull your little heist.

Meanwhile XD was highly displeased.

And Techno knowing XD he wasn’t surprised XD came stomping over to his temple.

“Technoblade” said a very displeased XD.

Techno sat on his throne at the top of his temple’s altar.

With his offerings right below him.

“Ah, welcome XD, what do I owe the pleasure of?”

XD scowled from behind the mask and spoke, “Explain to me why one of your followers is in MY church taking MY offerings and bringing them to YOU.”

“Ah, yes. The little thief human. I have noticed them suddenly bringing in offerings of much greater value that they couldn’t dream of owning before. Was that from your church?”

“Yes! And I-“

“Now, now, XD there is no need to get all worked up. For they have done the same to my church, and brought it to yours. It is quite cute how they think no one is watching. Yes?”

“What do you mean cute? They’ve been taking from you too? Why haven’t you done anything?”

“XD are you really that blinded by greed? And I haven’t done anything, because I have been awaiting your visit. Have you ever stopped to consider the little mortal simply wants attention from their gods?”

“I mean think about it. They go through all the effort to take and replace, when they could just take.”

Techno’s words stopped XD in his tracks.

As much as XD hated to admit it, Techno was right.

Why would you go through all that effort?

And dear reader, why would you?

Well, you had been ignored your entire life.

You were either too feisty and not submissive for the other village girls.

That's how they all acted, submissive and like flowers.

But you weren’t a flower..

Or you were too clingy and naïve for the boys in the village.

You would just drag them down.

No one ever even paid any attention to you anymore.

That's when you found XD and Techno’s religion.

It gave you a purpose.

~

So after a few months of your little game and back and forth talks between Techno and XD.

They had come to an agreement that they would take you.

And the planned for this to work out.

But oh how wrong they were.

~

Living with these two is almost exactly like living with normal Technoblade and Dream.

Except…their gods..

But, slowly this little schedule would start to fall apart.

There will be much so much more fighting, and there is no “Toning it down” with these two.

They will yell, punch, brawl, insult, and everything else in the book.

And eventually it will start a war between these two and their followers.

And you?

You’ll be locked up, forced to watch.

It doesn’t matter how much you hate it, they won’t have mercy.

~

Now, normally you get two options with these kinds of head canons of how things will end with each yandere is like after they win.

But, that's not how this works.

The winner, no matter what, is XD.

He is the OG.

The gods do gods.

And he will always win.

He touched his cold heart when he found out you stole for him, just for a shred of your attention.

So he will win.

~

And what’s it like after words?

Prepare to have a leash around your neck constantly.

He will forever be on guard, and you will never leave his side.

~

In short: you're fucked in the end because of your selfishness, reader. Good Luck~

Word count: 966

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Thanks for reading!

An idea I just had: forehead smooches for the yanderes (assuming that the taller ones were sitting/leaning forward/lying down when these happened)

I feel like Dream and Schlatt would be amused by it, since it’s such a small form of affection that you’re giving them

DreamXD, Techno and Wilbur would also be amused, but return the affection (with the voices now constantly demanding your affection)

Blob Dream and Ghostbur both letting out a small gasp/squeak before returning the forehead smooch, or as much as Blob Dream can do as a Blob. Probably just head rubs for him. But they will now surprise you with forehead smooches/head rubs if it looks like you’ve had a bad day. Thoughts?

- 👑

Oh boy! A lot of characters :) these are going to be more short and playfully. Not quite my normal head cannons.

Triggers: fluff, reader being mocked for their hight. Possessive behavior, and very mild like yandere behavior. This is safe to read for all.

Enjoy.

Dream

You giving Dream forehead kisses: He would be quite surprised, but happy. Dream would likely have to be either sitting/kneeling down for you to kiss his forehead. If not he’ll tease you by standing on his tippy toes to make himself taller, or he’ll just move out of the way. All while mocking your height (not everyone can be 6’2-or more Dream…)

Dream giving you forehead kisses: No matter where the kiss, it's going to drag on for longer than needed. So for forehead kisses, Dream will wrap an arm around your head to hold you in place while he gives an unneededly long forehead kiss. But he’ll also give you quick pecks randomly. The kisses can be a bit hard pressured sometimes.

Rating:7/10

DreamXD

You giving XD forehead kisses: it’s kinda hard, not gonna lie. But it is possible when he is sitting and working. And it's more like kissing the mask, but he still feels the pressure. XD will be very confused, and will ask what you just did, once you explain it he’ll go silent. He isn’t good with humans and their body language and affection language as a whole. You are as much of a learning experience to him, as he is you. So he will be very touched when you kiss his forehead for the first time.

XD givin you forehead kisses: Sometimes he will lift his mask to give you gentle and soft forehead kisses. But if he isn’t lifting the mask, then he’ll either copy the movement of a forehead kiss and put the bottom of the mask to your forehead and other times he’ll just do a forehead to forehead kinda thing.

Rating: 8/10

BlobDream

You giving Blob forehead kisses: It’s pretty easy to give Blob forehead kisses, when he isn’t moving around a bunch. But when you do kiss his forehead, all movements will stop. It’s like he is frozen in time. This only lasts for a few seconds when he starts to jump up and down at like mock 5. He will waddle and jump around squeaking from victory.

Blob giving you forehead kisses: well… he can’t, but, like XD, he will mock the movement and press his little smile to your forehead. Hopefully you don’t have a bad back, because you’ll have to bend over to let Blob give you forehead kisses. But he also will just nuzzle your cheek and hands.

Rating: 10/10

Wilbur

You giving WIlbur forehead kisses: Wilbur will be amused, but slightly confused of why you are doing this. But he has learned to not look a gift horse in the mouth. Wilbur will literally melt into your touch every time you give him or attempt to give him a forehead kiss. At times when he’s feeling cocky, he’ll make sure you have to use something to help you reach his forehead.

Wilbur giving you forehead kisses: Wilbur had been giving you forehead way before you started giving them to him. But Wilby is an aggressive yandere, so he isn't the most gentle all the time with stuff like this. In turn his forehead kisses will be forced onto you if needed. But the kisses themselves are harsh and just possessive.

Rating: 5/10

Ghostbur

You giving Ghostbur forehead kisses: He would be over the moon, but also a flustered mess. It would take a hot minute for Ghostbur to react and even process the sweet kiss. It is likely that you kissed his forehead while he was in the middle of talking. But when he does it he gets a hilarious expression. (Insert confused Deku face.) Ghostbur, like Wilbur, will melt into your touch with go puppy eyes.

Ghostbur giving you forehead kisses: Ghostbur will first ask you a million times if it's okay that he gives you a forehead kiss. But once you say the required yes a million times, he will give you forehead kisses very often, like when you're having a bad day or something. The kisses themselves are sweet, soft and gentle.

Rating: 10/10

Technoblade

You giving Techno forehead kisses: you will likely do this when he is reading to you. But Techno won’t freeze up like the others, no. He’ll just act like nothing happened and continue reading. Meanwhile deep down the man's heart is palpitating, and the voices are losing their shit. Some of the voices are angry-flustered and others are swooning and awning at how gentle you are. Techno will have a very light blush however.

Techno giving you forehead kisses: Techno’s main love language is physical touch, so after clearing it with you first, forehead kisses are pretty common. Most of the time it's his way of saying good morning and goodnight. It’s a good way to start and end the day with both of you. The kisses themselves are sweet, long, and meaningful.

Rating:9/10

Schlatt

You giving Schlatt forehead kisses: Yeah…no. This man will barely give you the chance. But if you somehow do give him one, he’ll freeze up for a moment. Schlatt would then slowly pull his gaze over to you and glare. He’s not happy on the outside, but he won't yell. He'll just tell you to leave him alone. But, deep down, he did appreciate it. That's if he’s not in a good mood. But if he is in more of a neutral mood/cocky, good mood. Schlatt will make sure you can’t reach his forehead and then mock you about your height. :(

Schlatt giving you forehead kisses: This never happens while you are awake. Schlatt doesn’t want to take the chance, so whenever you are sleeping, that's when he strikes. He’ll give you a fast kiss before getting his ram lookin’ ass out of there. The kisses themselves are actually soft and loving.

Rating: 6/10

I was struck with an idea while baking (a very odd time considering my idea lol), and so I am here to request something for when you can do it. A oneshot with yandere DreamXD, where in order to make sure his darling stays with him until the end of time (or maybe not that long but still a very long time), he has the people of the village they live in execute them?

Perhaps he had them framed for a crime, or something similar to the Salem witch trials, but one way or another they end up in their own limbo with only him for company, where he can keep them safe and away from the rest of the world. Forever.

- 👑

Lol sorry it took me so long to get to this 😅

Triggers: manipulative behavior, deception, possessive behavior, obsessive behavior, description of being burned alive (in detail), death, taking advantage of someone's emotional state, and heavy yandere like behavior. PLEASE BE CAREFUL WHEN READING.

Enjoy

DreamXD

Happily Ever After

The widow's currents swayed back and forth with the breeze. The smell of the hot pie travelled through the house. It's aroma tracked down your nose, so you may suffocate in the glory of its rich and fruity smell. A breath of the sweet air was taken in, with a smile gracing your lips. The sun shined in from the window behind you, caressing your back with its warmth. It's yellow gold light danced around the room with the afternoon clear sky. The muffled sounds of birds rang through your ears, as your eyes glazed the slight of their shadows bouncing about in the sky. Your hands subconsciously rubbed circles in the newly folded blanket on your lap. Your legs folded under you, and quickly became numb. The feeling of pins and needles on your feet and toes knocked you out from your trance. You looked down at the blanket you held. It's yarn threads weaved together in and out of themselves, allowing the blanket to depict a ballet of colors. The different pigments danced together, tangling themselves into each other. Your hand gently squeezed the blanket as you bit your lip. A weak and pitiful attempt to hold back your tears.

Unsurprisingly, the attempt failed. As mini streams began to leave your eyes, small sobs left your now bleeding lip. Though, your small sobs only lasted, but a few seconds before a creek from your window seal filled the room. This quickly made you face the sound, only to be faced by your familiar deity friend. DreamXD, or as you call him, XD. The mask is placed on his face with the infamous XD placed on it, the 'D' being a hole for one emerald eye to peek out. The god tilted his head in confusion. He currently sat atop of your bed, with one pair of his arms holding onto the bed, while he stretched out enough to be face to face with you.

You looked at him with shock and surprise, sewing it's expression onto your face. But alas, tears still swelled up in your eyes. This is when the deep, yet soothing voice of the deity spoke.

"Mortal, why do your eyes water your skin with their sorrow?" His poetic words always amazed you with the way they rolled off his tongue so naturally.

You smile softly at your friend’s concern. He could be so sweet at times. Another hand from a different pair of arms came to make contact with your cheek. It’s warm palm was comforting, and reminded you of your mother giving you hot cocoa on winter days. This thought only caused you to cry more. As the tears had just stopped, they started up again. In a swift motion that took the god by surprise, you set the blanket down, and jumped into XD’s arms. This action caused the god to freeze for a moment, not knowing how to react to this action. He was never good with humans, as long as you could remember.

It didn’t surprise you when XD suddenly froze up at the sudden contact. It usually took him a few minutes to finally comprehend the situation and reciprocate the action back. And this situation was no different, it took him a good five minutes to finally feel him hug you back. As normal, you felt four arms hug you back. Two around your upper back that hugged you tightly, and two on your lower back that hung loosely.

“Mortal, you did not answer my previous inquiry. What event has caused this sudden change in emotional state?”

“I…it's just some old memories XD. And I just need someone here right now..”

XD only hummed with a simple response, not seeing a point to make you further elaborate. You would tell him later-on anyways. You always did, you always spilled what was on your mind to XD. For some reason he was just so easy to trust and talk to. Maybe it was his lack of response that made you feel safe from judgment. Or the way that he seemed to not even listen, and you could just spill your thoughts without worry. Whenever you vented to him, his clawed fingers always entangled themselves in your hair. Even if your hair might be buzzed, he would still rub his hands over your head. Almost like he has never touched a human. One set of arms would have themselves wrapped around you, and the other set played with your face and head. His touches always felt like silk, and his soft hums in response melted like honey. He was so gentle, always like you were going to break. You were never sure if his gentle nature was with every mortal around him, or just you. You never questioned his silky touches, just accepted them as they came.

This time was no different than those in the past. As the low ticking of a clock in the background repeated its noise, time passed by. And with the passing of time you found yourself hugging a pillow in XD’s lap while you explained your troubles to him. And like he had done before and would likely always do, he hummed in reply.

In time it had felt like you spilled your entire life story to this God. But neither of you two were ever once bothered by it. For you, it was just nice to have someone to listen to. And for XD, he loved to listen to your voice.

If he was being honest, he didn't even listen to half of the word that left your mouth. To him it was all just jumbled emotional garbage that he couldn't even understand. He just loved the way your vocal cords strumbed to play the beautiful sound of your voice. The way words danced together off your tongue and onto the invisible notes leading into his ears.

XD had been visiting you for a while, in hopes that you would one day fall in love with him, as he had for you. But alsa, that had yet to happen. XD had been seeing you for almost a year now, yet you had not fallen for him.

He could only wonder what he was doing wrong. He had done all the steps that the other gods told him. Maybe he wasn't being affected enough?

XD was about to speak, when suddenly your head spiked up from it's past position. Your eyes were wide, but not with fear. But more of the remainder of a forgotten thought. You quickly stood up and dropped the pillow you were holding. It lands on the ground with a soft 'pat'.

Your bare feet quickly rushed you in the direction of the kitchen. Where your, now likely cold, pie still sat in the window seal. Your hands extended and grabbed the metal pie pan, and carried it from the window to the counter. The smooth outside winds carried into the house. And as you turned back to walk back to your room, you saw XD poking his head from the oak doorway of the hallway.

A soft smile graced your lips as you waved your godly friend over. He obeyed your offer and floated out from the hallway, a small woosh sound coming from him when he moved. As XD approached closer he eyed the pie.

"What is that?" He asked with a query.

"Oh, that is a pie. Humans eat it, most commonly as a desert. But people can also have it as a little snack too." You answered thoughtfully.

"Is it only for a snack and dessert? Will you be arrested if you eat it at any other time?" He tilted his head and poked his clawed hand at the pie.

"What?" You laughed, "No, you can eat it whenever you like. It is just most commonly eaten in those ways."

"Oh. I see, may I have some of this strange human delicacy?"

"Of course! Just let me grab a pie cutter." You spoke, with your words surfing through the air, completely obvious to the coming threat.

As you reached for the pie cutter, three big hard thuds landed themselves on your door. The thuds allowed themselves into your home and let themselves invade your ears.

The sudden intrusion caused you to yelp and jump.

"U-um...Just a minute!" You said loud enough for the unknown being out to hear. "Just give me a moment XD." You spoke kindly. Completely unaware of the sly smirk under the god's mask.

You made quiet quick steps to your front door, and you opened the door.

In front of you stood the majority of your village with pitchforks and fires. The sheriff stood with a stern expression.

"(Name) (Last name), you have been accused and convicted of practicing witch magic from an anonymous tip, with convincing evidence."

You weren't given a second to react before you were being manhandled out of your home by two men.

"Huh?! No! Wait! I have done no such thing!" You yell in rebellion, and fight against the men.

But alas, no matter how hard you cried they did not let you go.

They only gripped you tighter. You called out for XD, but earned no response.

Tears were quick to invite themselves to the party as they rained down from your eyes. Your songful sobs were the music to this shit show, and your thrashing limbs, a weak attempt to escape this party you didn't want to be at.

All while XD just stood at your home, in front of your pie. A long sigh left his lips.

"I do apologize for your painful oncoming death, my little mortal. I have tried everything to have you become mine without force. But you never really were one for picking up signals, even when you were a little child. But you have no need to worry anymore. You will be safe soon, in the heavens with me. Where we shall spend the rest of eternity together. For I am yours and you are mine. We can not live without one another. You spill your secrets and thoughts to me, and I will show you the meaning of life and love. I have nothing to hide from you, and soon you will have nothing to hide from me." He spoke with a heavenly tone, as his clawed hand drew a smiley face into the cold pie.

"And we can eat all of the delicacies of the gods together. I promise."

XD spoke to himself, he often did about you.

But you were not there to hear his beautiful rambling, for you were now being tied to a giant wooden pillar, with a fire being set up below you. Tears still rained from your face, your voice had given in for now. And people's cruel words filled your head and ears. How could they turn on you this quickly? Why you? How you? How did they believe some anonymous tip over one of their own people?

You only pried that it wouldn't hurt, but you were only lying to yourself. And you know it.

Because when the fire was lit, so were you. And you could feel every part of it. Whether that be the way your skin slowly tightened around, before it felt like it was going to snap. It constricted and pulsed with the head. Your face felt like it was going to melt, like your skin was going to slowly fall off like goop, but it didn't. Your hair filled your nose, its rotten smell of being burned. Your body hurt. Your head hurt. Your heart hurt. Everything flooded you at that moment, your life, your feelings, and your thoughts. They all hit you with the weight of a thousand iron golems.

Yet no one helped you as you burned to death. They only laughed and taunted you, how cruel.

But when life finally did have mercy on you, everything went black. No more burning, no more thoughts, and no more feelings.

Just black.

No even black.

Colorless.

Was this the afterlife? A place full of nothing? A constant shell of falling? Well..you wish. But, life will never be kind to you with it's gifts.

As you woke up, you felt like you were being held. As your eyelids forced themselves open, a bright white light greeted you, and a blacked out figure stood above you.

A small grumble left your dry lips as you attempted to move your stiff body. But you quickly stopped when a familiar voice spoke.

"Do not move so quickly, my mortal. You may hurt yourself. Take a moment to rest, moving too quickly is certain to end up in a mishap."

"H-huh...XD…?"

A soft chuckle filled your head, "Yes my dear. I welcome you to the heavens. We can finally become one." His voice was filled with an unfamiliar tone.

It was scary to you. It was like he was sickly happy.

"Wha?...one?..." You slowly began to sit up, and as you did you were able to look around.

Your heart dropped. Around you was the most beautiful room you had ever seen. The furniture looks so expensive that not even the wealthy could afford it. The carpet you laid drape on was made of the finest soft hide. And the lap that you sat in was covered with flowy and loose silks. You were as well dressed in a similar gown, and robe. Its colors were decorated with a bright green, soft white, and stunning gold. The colors danced together like the colors of a rich sunset. But these colors were not of nature. They were from somewhere other than this world. Maybe somewhere in space.

Your eyes glided up to meet an oh so familiar mask. And an even more familiar green eye.

"Do you like your clothing my love? I picked them out myself." He spoke like a proud child.

In a weakened attempt, you tried to pull away from XD, unsurprisingly you failed. "XD, explain to me, what is going on." Your tone was firm and serious.

"Do you not understand my love? I have taken you to the heavens so we may love and live together. Without any village or other mortal bothering us. I may finally love you. I did this for you. I apologize for your gruesome and painful death. But that was the only way I could guarantee your successful travel to the heavens."

"Wait...you were the reason I burned?!" Your eyes spoke of heartbreak, but your voice spoke of rage.

"Well yes, but I did it for the great or good! And think of this my love. Do you really think those nasty neighbors care for you if they were able to get rid of you so easily?"

"Well I-..."

"Exactly, if they did care about you they wouldn't have burned you. Do not ignore the cruel words they yelled at you while you burned. Or how rough they were on your soft skin…" he spoke with a venom in his voice, and his clawed fingers traveled up and down your arms.

But you didn't pull away this time. You only listened to his truthful lies.

You knew it was fake, but..was it?

It didn't matter in your eyes. Because you were safe now. Safe to live out your days with your only friend.

Legend has it that the pie still sits on the counter to this day, with that smiley face still engraved into it. To let the story live on as a warning to all. It shall sit there. Untouched and unaged….

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(not a request) I had an idea and I’m not sure if it fits XD or God!Dream better-

So whichever god this fits more starts to try learning more about human life and culture from sources other than the reader, and comes across memes, vines, and other pop culture references. And now he starts misusing them while talking to the reader-

GD/XD: I suppose you could say this is… (leans in and whispers) free real estate?

Reader, not expecting that at all: w h a t

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GD/XD: Yeet! (tosses something to Darling)

Reader: (catches it) Where are you learning all of this??

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GD/XD: Time isn’t like what you mortals think it is

Reader: What do you mean?

GD/XD: It’s more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly, timey wimey stuff

Reader: What the- how do you know that quote

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GD/XD after something good happened: This is very pog

Reader, knowing better than to question it now: Very pog indeed…

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Thoughts?

- 👑

I-....I'm sorry...but-

GD/XD with reader: *in car.*

Reader: *See road work sign* "Don't you even-"

GD/XD: "Road work ahead? Tch- yeah, I sure hope it does!"

Reader: "God damnit!"

~

No, but in all honesty I think it would better suit GD. XD just seems to "up on my high horse" to care about that stuff.

TW: mindbreak. How would DreamXd, god Technoblade and god Wilbur react to they actually breaks their obsession completely? Where they lost their ability to think or do anything without a demand, and just stared at the ceiling for the most of the time?

Triggers: mention of torture, possessive behaviors, obsessive behaviors, eyes being gouged out, harsh punishments, unhealthy relationships, toxic relationships, and yandere like behaviors. Please be careful when reading.

Enjoy.

DreamXD

XD will not be happy to say the least.

He will question you a bunch of times, simply thinking you're just playing a cruel joke.

But when you don't respond or shy away like you used to, he's pissed.

He won't put two and two together to find out he's the one that broke you.

He'll think it was something else.

Don't forget dear reader, he's not fluent with humans.

And how could a perfect GOD break his darling?

He would never do such a thing, and you should be put at a sword point if you ever think that!

XD would rain hellfire upon the world, literally and figuratively.

He would do everything in his infinite power to seek revenge on the humans.

And you would be forced to watch this, only because he thought this would warrant a reaction out of you.

Well…

It didn't.

~

But after his rage dies down a bit, he'll finally find a way to fix you.

So don't worry!

You'll be back to normal and in his arms again!

~

In short: Mad boi, and being broken won't be an escape...

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God!Technoblade

Like XD, Technoblade will be beyond pleased.

In fact, you just standing there would piss him off.

But unlike XD, he knows why you're acting this way.

He is essentially pissed off at himself, but projects it onto you, and the humans on earth.

And it simply fuels his rage when you just lay there after he has pushed you to the ground.

And you don't get up till told.

Technoblade would likely lock you up for days on end, not being able to look at you.

But he does know what will get a reaction out of you.

~

Technoblade will get tired of staring at your lifeless eyes…

So…

Be gone with them!

Yep, he'll gouge out your eyes.

This will break you back into reality.

And don't worry, you haven't lost your sight forever.

He'll heal your eyes.

But if you act this way again, he will not hesitate to take away your sight permanently…

~

In short: Snap out of it as quickly as you can…

Word count: 168

Godly punishment

Escape artiest darling

Sharing darling with God!Techno

Forehead kisses

Happy ever after (one shot)

Broken darling

XD vs. God!Dream

Domain traveler

"You'll never truly have my heart"

Why the gods see you as they do.

Albino enderman

God's control

hi, can please request what would happen if DreamXd and God! Dream falling in love with the same darling?

Oh fun!

Triggers: obsessive behavior, possessive behavior, toxic relationship, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy control, codependent behaviors, mentions of mass murder, mentions of war, heavy manipulation, God complex, superiority complex, heavy guilt tripping, and yandere like behaviors. PLEASE BE CAREFUL WHEN READING!

Enjoy.

DreamXD

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God!Dream

Well...the likelihood of this really ever happening is very low.

These two gods have a VERY different taste and lovers.

Along with the way that they treat their lovers.

XD is cruel and really only wants to play mind games.

He tries his best to be nice but he can't... It's not really in his nature.

He sees you as more of a pet than a person, something to sit and look pretty.

While GD (god dream) is gentle and really only wants to spoil you.

He simply wants to hold you and know that you're loved, you're safe.

So least to say, you would have to have a very... interesting personality to catch both of their attention.

But it is possible, just very unlikely.

~

Now, one thing to note about these two is they do NOT get along.

They hate each other's guts.

It's impossible to make these two see eye-to-eye.

XD can't understand how or why GD can be so gentle and careful with the humans?

XD believes GD's ways to be too boring and mellow.

Meanwhile GD hates how reckless XD can be.

GD refers to XD's behaviors to be the same as a toddler's behaviors.

And to be honest, they are both right in their own ways.

GD is very gentle and simply finds curiosity among the humans.

He is so entranced by the species, that he believes that all of his questions will never be answered.

While XD thinks that the humans are so boring.

He wants to create chaos among them.

It amuses him when humans fight against their own kind.

How stupid do the humans have to be?

Do they not understand their only killing off themselves?

To XD the humans are just stupid little ants for entertainment.

But to GD humans are their own people with their own complex lives and minds.

~

But when they saw you, they had no idea what to think.

You were not some dumb little rat like the other humans.

But You did not exactly have your own personality or mind either.

It's like you shifted yourself every time you saw somebody different.

It was a different personality for every different person or friend group you were around.

And this caught the eye of both gods.

And this you realize soon will be your greatest downfall…

~

GD is likely to make the first move, he'll come down in the form of a human and try to befriend you.

What can you say?

His curiosity got the best of him.

He wanted to take a look inside your mind and see your real personality.

To see your true intentions.

This risky move however would anger XD.

How dare GD even think about touching you!

XD saw you as a very interesting play thing.

You could play people like puppets and they would never even know.

He could use you to cause so many wars.

And then he would make you watch the wars, and make sure you slowly fall apart losing every little bit of your sanity…

But…

That won't be able to happen with GD with you!

~

Honestly it's a huge war between the two.

They tear the Earth apart to see who is strong enough to take care of you.

Whether this breaks you or makes you laugh they don't care.

Around the halfway mark it's no longer about what you want or what you need, It's about what they think you want and what they think you need.

There is no sharing with these two.

There never has been.

And there never will be.

So having the option of them "sharing you" isn't going to happen.

Eventually one of them will end up living.

~

If GD ends up living, you will be in a utopia.

You will be given the finest jewelries in the finest soaks that he can find.

You will be draped with the finest fabrics around your fabulous figure.

It will be gifted with a room full of jewels and gold.

You will be given an empire in an army to rule, if you wish.

Anything you want will be given.

All you have to do is love him back.

He won't pressure you into anything that you don't want to do, after all he does realize humans have boundaries.

He may not understand the reason for boundaries, but he does acknowledge their existence.

Honestly you'll be off pretty well if he lives.

But he might be a little clingy..

~

If XD lives, you're in for a world of chaos and complete hurt.

You won't be able to run freely or do as you please.

A minute this man claims his victory is the minute you lose.

Your freedom is gone.

You don't speak unless spoken to.

You don't move unless told to.

You don't look at anything else unless told to.

XD is an insatiable glutton for power.

He wants control over everything...and I mean EVERYTHING.

Most of your days will likely be spent next to him or on his lap while he works.

You will be gifted and given things, but they are things he thinks you want.

XD will inquire you a lot about humans and their traditions.

XD won't necessarily physically hurt you unless absolutely needed.

And if you're a good little darling, you might just get your own country to rule…

Other than that that's the only good thing that will come out of it.

He'll make you watch wars, hammer it into your head that this is all your fault.

He'll make you walk amongst the rebel that was caused by him in his rival.

He'll describe the fight in vivid detail, and he won't forget to leave out the line then this was all caused by you.

~

In short: Better hope of GD...

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For the all DSMP Gods ask, I raise you this: Darling is a skilled mediator (and quite possible manipulator) who now walks freely between the various gods' domains. (Ace Anon)

These are going to be fairly short since it's a lot of characters :)

Triggers: possessive behaviors, obsessive behaviors, stalking, mention of being kidnapped, very brief mention of eating humans, manipulation, and yandere like behaviors. Please be careful when reading.

Enjoy.

God!Dream

Honestly I can see GD not liking the idea of you too much. Like he doesn't hate you as a person, but your actions are what he hates. GD does have a little bit of feelings for you, and mainly wants you to stay with him. He doesn't like the idea of you just walking around for all the other gods to see. So whenever you do find yourself making your daily patrol, be sure to keep an eye on the clock or he just might keep you there a lot longer than you want...

DreamXD

XD would likely just ignore you in the beginning, not wanting to go through the effort of getting to know you when you just appear for a few seconds before walking out of his domain. It's not that he hates you... He just doesn't care...or that's what he told himself. XD is more likely to watch you from afar, and then create a distraction or an accident in his domain to keep your attention on him. But that only really happens if he's super jealous. Most of the time he is fairly content with just watching you, until he sweeps you up and takes you away from all those other nasty gods!

God!Wilbur

Wilbur would probably immediately notice you, and try to get some information out of you. Such as: Who are you? What are you doing here? What is your purpose here? And etc. He's likely to immediately catch feelings, and starts to get upset if you try to leave. Wilbur will likely from then on try to make you catch feelings. If he is being honest, he much prefers his darlings to actually love him back…You don't really have a choice when you get to leave Wilbur's domain… It is HIS domain. All you can do is pray that you don't peak his interest.

God!Ghostbur

Like Wilbur, he would immediately notice you. But instead of interrogating you he would give you a warm smile and a great greeting! But..also like Wilbur, he will be quick to catch feelings. He isn't nearly as forceful as the other gods. If anything he's nothing but a gentle puppy compared to them. He'll try his best to impress you and make sure you smile every time you come and visit. And slowly, ever so slowly you will find yourself becoming more and more entranced with him. You see his tactic is to make you obsessive over him. Pretty sly huh?

God!Technoblade

It is likely that it will take Techno a few days to acknowledge your existence. But do not let your guard down to your reader, he is fully aware of your presence. He's just too caught up in battle plans too want to say anything. Techno is more likely to not catch feelings very quickly. It could take him anywhere from a year to five years, but once he does catch feelings he is quick to get to his feet. And before you even know it, you'll be caged in his arms like the good little dove you are. But the majority of your visits will basically be you talking and him giving simple head nods.

God!Schlatt

HA! You'll be lucky to get this man's attention. He'll be too caught up in his feast and his wine. Likely the only reason he actually saw you was through the reflection of the red wine in his glass. He'll demand who you are, and what you are doing there. And once you answer his more or less demanding questions, he will offer you a small bite of his feast. Say. No. And every single time, keep saying no. Schlatt will eventually stop asking you, But congratulations! You got another God's attention! It won't be long before you're sitting in his lap while he feasts away on the human flesh...

Hi oms i love ur yandere stuff!! So this is a dialogue prompt like how would the yanderes react (wilbur, dream, techno, xd, god!tech, u can pick and choose from these if all of them are too much)

"If u do this, you will never truly have me. I might lie, pretend, fake it. But my heart will never truly be urs,"

Also can i pls be 🦄 anon? (Im so sorry if thats already taken, i checked and i dont think it is but yeah🙈)

Of course! Welcome to the chat 🦄 anon!

Triggers: possessive behaviors, punishment, gore, gore described in detail, unhealthy relationships, toxic relationship, toxic obsession, superiority complex, hard decoration (not the kinky kind), swearing, GORE LOSTS OF GORE, XD being a dick, death, graphic scenes, and yandere like behaviors. Please be careful when reading.

Enjoy.

DreamXD

XD was likely punishing you at the time.

He dragged you down to a thriving village, and made you watch him massacre each and every one of them.

He used every different part of his power. From lightning to lava.

He also wasn't shy of tearing them all apart with his own hands.

The smell of burning hair and clothes invaded your senses.

The sound of ripping flesh and breaking bones echoed in your ears.

The sight of people in agony was keeping your gaze.

And the now sweaty silk could be felt in your grip.

Your sweaty palms had made the fabric damp.

You had been crying this entire time, but your mind blocked that out.

Your mind blocked out the sounds of your own cries and pleads.

It only focused on the disfigured faces in front of you.

A man.

An old man.

He has parts of his hair ripped out, while half of his face was ripped off.

And any remaining skin on that side was melting off from the lava.

His eyes had popped out of the socket, and hung against his cheek.

His body was contorted and twisted so badly that it barely looked like he was human.

His arms were where his legs were, and his legs were on his upper spine.

His spin was folded backwards, and twisted like a shrimp.

~

It wasn't until the last person that XD had in his hands before you spoke out.

The person screamed and squirmed from fear.

Your feet suddenly made you spring forward.

"Wait! No!" You yelled in a cracking voice.

XD did not respond in words, but only slowly turned his head towards you.

"I..if you do that! If you kill them-...If you do this…! You will never truly have me! I might lie, pretend, fake it. But my heart will never truly be yours!"

It surprised both of you.

You and XD.

You had no idea where you got the balls to say that.

And XD had no idea where you got the balls to talk to him like that.

All three of you stayed in silence, letting the crackle of the lava and fire fill the silence.

It stayed like this for what felt like years.

That was before XD turned his head back to the person, and then once again back to you.

XD slowly lifted the bottom half of his mask so you could see it.

The ear-to-ear grin on his face.

His sharp teeth were on full display for you.

"Oh…" he said with a semi worried tone.

But you knew.

You knew he was only mocking you.

His hand that was around the person then began to squeeze.

And squeeze.

And squeeze.

While the person in his hand screamed.

And screamed.

And screamed.

XD, didn't even look at the person.

He simply kept eye contact with you and put back on his mask.

Though it didn't matter whether the mask was on or not.

You knew he had that fucking shit eating grin on his face.

And you hated it.

~

After that person's guts were literally squeezed out of them, he dropped the body.

XD then took proud strides over to you.

He'll pick you up, and hold you up in the air to look at you.

"My little mortal. Those were very foolish words."

Don't even think of responding.

"But, I suppose to give you a response."

You will feel the world flip upside down, and contort.

Your vision will ripple.

You will feel very sick and discombobulated.

But his voice will be the only thing that is clear.

It will echo.

"Listen good little one."

"I am the only one you may love. I am the only one you may speak to. I am the only one you may think fondly of. I could not care if you do not hold true feelings towards me. You are mine, and mine alone. Your soul is meant only for me. For me to hold. For me to kiss. For me to admire. And for me to play with. You are nothing without me. Your only reason to live is to please me. Your place is not beside me. Your place is under me."

~

And everything will go black.

~

In short: Read it again if you didn't understand the first time.

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Hi Hi! I have a small request!

What about XD or God! Dream ( which ever you’d like ) with a darling who’s a Albino Enderman?

( Also! Can I be 🦢 or 🦝 Anon? Love your works btw!<3 )

Of course! Welcome to the chat 🦢 anon!

Triggers: Obsessive behavior, possessive behaviors, mention of kidnapping, mention of mental torture, mention of emotional torture, mention a physical torture, heavy manipulation, unhealthy relationships, toxic relationship, and yandere like behaviors. Please be careful when reading.

Enjoy.

DreamXD

Ah...haha..oh boy.

Alright...his first thought?

"Wait- you exist?"

No, I'm not joking…

The maker of your world really thought that…

The being that created every mob, one by one really asked that…

Sometimes he really amazes me.

Honestly, his reaction is all I need to tell you.

He was surprised that your kind even existed.

XD knew of endermen... but a white one?

Now that was odd.

~

XD will be very curious about you and want to ask you many, many questions.

And he is going to get those answers whether you like it or not.

XD, wants answers.

He needs to know everything about you, both to satisfy his curiosity and to save his ego.

Do you know what people would do if that found out god didn't even know one of his own creations existed?

Of course he's not going to memorize every species of cat, but he can at least name a few dozen.

But if people found out he didn't know such a beautiful phenomenon even existed he would be mocked.

Not only by the mortals, but the other gods also.

He would just be a running joke between the other gods.

He would be mocked by those below him!

He would be mocked by the god of War, Technoblade.

And that is the last thing XD wants.

So in other words, you're not escaping his questions.

~

But your relationship...if that's even what you can call it…

Your "relationship" with XD isn't all questions and answers.

He also does find you beautiful, whether you have a human form or not.

He finds you mysterious and fun.

One thing to note about XD.

He likes a good mystery.

After all, it can get boring being an all knowing being.

Of course, the mystery will have to stay underwraps…

We can't risk any mockery.

~

Though, unfortunately, XD is still XD…

So he is a cruel bastard now isn't he…

And must I remind you?

You are an endermen...so while you are strong, you do have weaknesses..

And XD will exploit these weaknesses beyond any extent you have ever thought of.

Like he'll make you hold eye contact with him, whether you like it or not.

He sees eye contact as the only proper way to communicate with somebody.

So... hopefully you are good at adapting to such things.

He doesn't care if you're uncomfortable with eye contact.

No matter how much you growl, or bear your teeth, he won't care.

You and him both know that you can't and won't do anything to harm him.

You physically can't hurt him, and you don't want to test him.

And if you do test him, he'll punish you.

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Punishments can range from common ones to specialized ones.

Common ones may include isolation, verbally attacking you, physically hurting you (morphing your body into agonizing positions), and mental torture.

But his specialized punishments are his favorite.

One of his specialized punishments is sitting a block of dirt down surrounded by water.

No land is near for you to teleport to, you're stuck there for gods only know how long.

And you'll be stuck there until you are begging for forgiveness.

Then once you're back in the heavens, you'll be crying in his arms and clinging to him.

~

In short: It's best to avoid XD if you are such a special creature. Avoid grabbing his attention at all costs...good luck..

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Ooooh! I really liked the god techno with a child reader! If you don’t mind could you make some headcannons of XD with a child reader?! I absolutely love you work thank you so much!!!

Thank you!

Triggers: mention of isolation, mention of kidnapping, mention of emotional neglect, unhealthy relationship, toxic relationship, manipulative behaviors, obsessive behaviors, possessive behaviors, and yandere like behaviors. Please be careful when reading!

Enjoy.

DreamXD

Alright...so this is a gamble.

XD is most likely going to start out being very cold towards you.

Why did he pick you up?

Because he needed a successor just in case something happened to him.

And you happened to be the nearest thing that didn't look like a total dumbass.

So that's when he flew out of nowhere, and scooped you up.

Though, it's not like you had much to say oppose.

If you're being honest with yourself, no one at home was waiting for you to return.

So with that he took you back all the way up to the heavens.

~

Oh my oh my.

You'll have entire heavens to explore, nothing will be off limits!

But don't expect XD to follow you everywhere.

At first XD is going to give you the bare minimum of his attention.

He'll only give you your meals, water, clothing, and somewhere to sleep.

That's it.

There is no asking or answering of any questions.

XD won't ask you any, and he'll expect you to not ask him any.

If you have a query, you're better off going to the other gods.

Though this could backfire after a while.

~

If XD catches when you're going to other gods for help or advice, he's not going to be having any of it.

He will stomp down to the god's realm and take you back to his throne himself.

XD sees you as any other darling.

You need to rely on him and him alone.

And there will be no other way that you are getting help.

After he finds out that you were going to other gods for help and he takes you back things are going to change.

I'll make sure to keep a closer eye on you, you won't be allowed to explore as freely as you used to.

And actually, he'll give you more of his attention.

He won't answer all your questions, but he'll answer the ones he deems acceptable to answer.

But hey beggars can't be choosers can they.

Be happy that he's even talking to you.

~

Though don't take us kindness for granted.

If you try and do anything stupid you're not going to get away with that consequences.

Punishments usually look like being isolated in a dark room for days on end.

Only ever seeing XD when he gives you food and water.

He doesn't care how old you are, punishments are punishments.

Though if you are on the younger side he may take it a bit easier and simply make you sit in a room for a couple hours.

~

You'll never really be able to call XD a "father".

He's more of a strict uncle that adopted you after your parents died.

That's likely the closest you'll ever get to him.

But hey, he can't get too soft.

He is training you to be just like him after all.

~

In short: Probably not what you expected. He's not the worst person in the world when it comes to caring for a child. But he definitely ain't world's best dad...if you know what I'm saying.

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Madden, I have come again because of the ✨brain worms✨ that have come calling for the difference in God!Dream and XD.

Not necessarily a request, just me sharing my thoughts because of said brain worms, so you don’t have to write anything if you don’t want to :)

ANYWAY, I get the feeling they’d be kinda polar opposites when it comes to punishments and such. For example, GD would be doing much smaller things, perhaps just telling you off at first, but at the very most he would keep you away for a bit as punishment. He doesn’t want to hurt you, but he can’t let misbehaviour go unpunished, can he?

XD, on the other hand, is much more cruel when it comes to punishing you. He’ll go to many extremes, but the two I think he would use the most is to either seemingly disappear from your life and slowly start to appear in the corner of your eye, driving you mad with paranoia as you can’t tell what’s real and what’s not. That, or taking complete control, taking you back to his own realm to have for his own, not letting you do a thing by yourself. You belong to him, HE is your god, and he won’t let anyone else try to change his mind. You’re just a mortal, after all… what can you possibly do against him?

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This is exactly correct! This is so accurate lol thanks 👑 anon!

Tw: angst, mental manipulation. Hi, your recent post about god!Dream’s reaction toward his darling’s betrayal gives me an idea. How about it is dreamxd uses his power to control reader into running away from god dream because he hated how god Dream is treating the mortal nicely and want to teach him about the “true nature” of humans? It is only when god!dream killed his obsession that he learnt about the truth, and he killed his willing obsession because of Xd’s manipulation, what would he does next?

I love this!

Triggers: Heavy mental manipulation, implied gory killing, heavy manipulation, mind twisting, obsessive behaviors, possessive behaviors, toxic relationship, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy obsession and yandere like behaviors. Please be careful when reading!

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(A/n, XD dialogue will be in red/GD will be in green.)

DreamXD

Oh boy…this going to a field day.

Tie your shoe laces reader.

~

XD is a being full of envy, always wanting the things others have.

And you happened the catch his eye.

XD and GD never really got along.

XD saw GD as weak and blinded to reality.

XD thought GD was helpless, to gentle, to naive, to kind.

While GD always saw XD as cruel and mean.

To GD, XD was horrible, ruthless, to honest, and blinded by chaos and carnage.

The two were like oil and water, and had not see or talked to one another for centuries.

Though, that all changed when you came into the picture.

~

When XD saw GD had you, he was curious.

Though, curiosity quickly turned to jealousy and greed.

XD saw how GD treated you with nothing but kindess and patience.

XD then saw how you began to treat GD with the same kindness.

And XD hated it.

He felt this twisted feeling in his gut that he's not used to.

And so began his plan.

~

XD will mostly use hallucinations on you, to make you want to escape GD.

XD will also uses nightmares that feel a little to real.

He'll start things off slow with small and faint whispers of GD speaking of doing terrible things.

The whispers will slowly get louder and louder.

Then you'll start to see things.

You'll see GD approaching you with a hand raised, and right before he hits you, he'll disappear.

Leaving you on the floor, breathing heavily and still processing what just happened.

The nightmares explain themselves fairly well.

XD's manipulation of your mind will slowly start to make you more and more paranoid.

You'll start to slowly get the idea of escaping GD.

The nightmares and hallucinations will only get worse.

They'll get so bad that is pushes you over the edge.

~

We all knows what happens when you escape GD.

You know the rush of fear what waves through all your bones as you continue to run for dear life.

Praying that something will rescue you.

But, you know.

Deep down, you caused this.

Though when it does come to the…final event, it's quite bloody.

And XD will have had been watching the whole thing.

From when you began running away, all to when you took your final breath.

When GD finally comes to, and is no longer seeing just red, he'll stand in shock, seeing the damage he has caused.

GD will look down and see your mangled dead body and stare.

He will be torn on whether to cry or the be angry at himself for not seeing the truth.

That's when XD will come to set GD's torn thoughts to rest.

"Do you see now?" XD will ask.

"Wha…" GD will breath out in a breath of heavy air.

"The true nature of humans, my beloved…" (PLOT TWIST!!)

"To see how..cruel they are. All they do is take, and take. They never give, it is only about their survival. Once you are no longer of use to them, they throw you out. Like a mangled fox's body." XD sneered walking slowly behind GD.

One set of arms slowly wrapping around the waist of GD.

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In short: GD will never find out.

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