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I. Want. Them. All. ♡

ALL the Mighty Nein ships are so fuckin valid. Clayleb? Anxious and suicidal wizard and zen cow man learn from each other and one make each other softer/harder for this world Beaujester? Roommates. That’s it. The beautiful story of a self exclaimed asshole and a ray of sunshine. Best friends become lesbian lovers. I dig it. Beauyasha? Two messed up people slowly get to trust each other and love again. Battle girlfriends. In battle they are lethal, around each other they melt. Fjorjester? Soft warlock and stronk cleric fall for each other. Don’t get me started on the angst that they slowly create (just imagine Fjord being called out by tmn and he goes ‘Jester’ in a very soft voice and she DOESN’T KNOW WHAT TO SAY BECAUSE HE’S ACTING SO WEIRD?!?!?!?) Widofjord? Briarwoods 2.0. Powerhungry, anxious babies. No good for each other or the world around them but damn if they don’t understand each other. Widomauk? Oh the potential. Fucked up people find homes in another. The loud and the quite one. I loved it. Widojest? DON’T GET ME STARTED ON THEM. I can rant for hours how I looooove this dynamic. Grumpy stinky wizard man and stronk, creative, oh so deeply caring cleric. She makes him happy! He makes her feel valid! THE ANGST IS REAL So, I don’t get ship wars. That’s basically what this post is about. All ships are perfect. Poly Nein? Even better. Thanks coming to my ted talk

Fjorduceus? Zen nature cleric helps ex-warlock heal from a past relationship with an abusive patron and helps said ex-warlock through a crisis of faith. They inspire eachother.

ALL the Mighty Nein ships are so fuckin valid. Clayleb? Anxious and suicidal wizard and zen cow man learn from each other and one make each other softer/harder for this world Beaujester? Roommates. That’s it. The beautiful story of a self exclaimed asshole and a ray of sunshine. Best friends become lesbian lovers. I dig it. Beauyasha? Two messed up people slowly get to trust each other and love again. Battle girlfriends. In battle they are lethal, around each other they melt. Fjorjester? Soft warlock and stronk cleric fall for each other. Don’t get me started on the angst that they slowly create (just imagine Fjord being called out by tmn and he goes ‘Jester’ in a very soft voice and she DOESN’T KNOW WHAT TO SAY BECAUSE HE’S ACTING SO WEIRD?!?!?!?) Widofjord? Briarwoods 2.0. Powerhungry, anxious babies. No good for each other or the world around them but damn if they don’t understand each other. Widomauk? Oh the potential. Fucked up people find homes in another. The loud and the quite one. I loved it. Widojest? DON’T GET ME STARTED ON THEM. I can rant for hours how I looooove this dynamic. Grumpy stinky wizard man and stronk, creative, oh so deeply caring cleric. She makes him happy! He makes her feel valid! THE ANGST IS REAL So, I don’t get ship wars. That’s basically what this post is about. All ships are perfect. Poly Nein? Even better. Thanks coming to my ted talk

Accurate.

What Your Fave Mighty Nein Ship Says About You

Fjorester: You have fun imagining Fjord and Jester kissing.

Widofjord: You have fun imagining Fjord and Caleb kissing.

Njord: You have fun imagining Fjord and Nott kissing.

Fjorclay: You have fun imagining Fjord and Caduceus kissing.

Widojest: You have fun imagining Jester and Caleb kissing.

Beaujest: You have fun imagining Beau and Jester kissing.

Yashter: You have fun imagining Yasha and Jester kissing.

Beauyasha: You have fun imagining Yasha and Beau kissing.

Shadowgast: You have fun imagining Essek and Caleb kissing.

Widomauk: You have fun imagining Molly and Caleb kissing. (Also, you’re still not over Molly’s death)

Widobrave: You have fun imagining Nott and Caleb kissing.

Ships I forgot: You have fun imagining them kissing.

The Balleater: You miss Orly.

-I didn’t get you anything.

-Oh but you got me everything. 

please consider that Caleb just had time to take a bath

Jester&Caleb + Der Katzenprinz

“I just want to read a book, Caleb.”

“You want to read it yourself? I could read it to you, if you want.”

Bonus:

I am so so sorry Tumblr users that have not posted Widojest content in four years that are now getting random notifications at probably 3 AM that I have liked your post but the autism is autisming and goddamnit I love them so fucking much it hurts and Jesus Christ why do I do this to myself I KNOW THEY ARENT ENDGAME SO WHY DO I INSIST ON—

Hozier wrote Almost (Sweet Music) about Widojest. He doesn’t know it yet. But he did.

“I’m almost me again, she’s almost you.” “Be still my foolish heart, don’t ruin this on me.” ANDREW HOZIER BYRNE DO YOU EVER SHUT THE FUCK UP (/pos)

Hozier wrote Almost (Sweet Music) about Widojest. He doesn’t know it yet. But he did.

Me explaining how Widojest is literally so Hozier coded like. Name one song that doesn’t fit at least one of them. I’ll wait. (Don’t actually do that I’m sure there is one but I’m insane so just let me live my little delusional life 😔)

God I hate every single Widojest shipper ever (including me) wHY ARE WE SO FUCKING SAD

Okay I lied In A Week Is a little bit Caduceus coded but that’s just because death and decay is like. his whole thing yk

Me explaining how Widojest is literally so Hozier coded like. Name one song that doesn’t fit at least one of them. I’ll wait. (Don’t actually do that I’m sure there is one but I’m insane so just let me live my little delusional life 😔)

OKAY HEAR ME OUT YOU KNOW THAT ONE SCENE FROM DANGEROUSLY YOURS WHERE ITS LIKE “you must tell her the truth before it’s too late!” AND THEN HE GOES “tell her the truth? Tell her the truth so that she will watch the stars through tears, instead of following the one, cold star that is her destiny? No, no. Let her think I never loved her.” OKAY OKAY NOW THINK ABOUT THAT BUT IMAGINE IT AS CALEB AND YASHA AND THEYRE TALKING ABOUT JESTER AND HOLY FUCKING SHIT SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP MY LUNGS CLAWING AT THE WALLS RIPPING MY FURNITURE TO SHREDS IM SO. STOP THIS MADNESS. 😭😭

Strawberry Blond by Mitski is so Widojest coded

New Widojest music!

This one was written for the holiday gift exchange on the widojest discord server based on the prompts “blue” and “resurrection”. I love me a good sad song with a twinge of hope. 

If you enjoyed it, please consider reblogging. It really helps with getting my music out there. ♥

Lyrics under the cut

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“Have you guys heard of the Traveller?”

4/8/20– A doodle of everyone’s favorite trickster Cleric, Jester Genevieve Lavorre!

I honestly thought she was going to be my favorite character when I first started watching critical role because everyone loved her— alas, then the dirt wizard showed up and my heart was stolen. Jester is still in the top 2 though! She’s the perfect mix of vulgar, cute, and violent— no wonder everyone is in love with her.

Reblogs help artists a lot, and are greatly appreciated!

“Do you love her?”

Widojest Week Day 6: Getting Called Out

Signing on to post my @widojestsecretsanta for @el-huddpudd :D You gave such a lovely and interesting prompt and it was a real joy to re-imerse myself in widojest feels again!

Summary:

With anyone else, she would protest. But I wasn’t alone, I had the Traveler with me the whole time. It’s on the tip of her tongue, well-practiced. But it hadn’t been the whole time and she had been alone, carving dicks into hallways, pressing her ears to the walls and living in books and drawings and in overheard whispers and her own imagination. But it’s Caleb here with her in the kitchen under the dancing lights. They keep things from each other, but they don’t hide feelings. Caleb decides to make Zemnian Winter's Crest cookies and Jester is the only one who sticks around to help.

Mood 1: Caleb and Jester would be very cute together and Caleb listens to Jester and Jester makes Caleb laugh

Mood 2: Caleb is not allowed to be with anybody until he treats Beau’s ideas with respect

Okay, I'm just going to toss this little thought out there. We know Caleb can cast Fly right?

Yeah, of course we know that.

So, what if he cast that on himself and Jester then they both have a waltz while they are flying in the air?

Just picture it . . .

Both of them in their fancy clothes

They start to have a little waltz, then Caleb decides to make the moment a little more magical by casting Fly on them both

They are waltzing with the moons and stars around them

As added bonus, Caleb uses Featherfall so they gently fall down.

Oh my god . . . that would be such a romantic moment. 😊