Why Is Someon Tryna Marry Him - Tumblr Posts

TOM. MARRY ME.

*gets down on a knee and pulls out a ring*

-Anon TeethN'Davesport Lover

-"wha.....??? Y-you want to marry me?????"

-pulls out the broom-

-"i remember you you blue tall lady."

-"GET OUT OF MY ROOF AND OUT OF MY REATRAUNT YOU SIMP!!!"

[tom has had enough of the simps]

I LIKE BETH. TOM, LISTEN TO BETH!! I'm ssuuuuppperrr rich.

-Anon TeethN'Davesport Lover

"I'm out of here. I only steal your shit Tom."

-🫐

-"i like this ones vibes"

-"atleast the blue one was being honest- WAIT YOUW BEEN STEALING MY STU-"

-"WOOHOO TOM THIS IS A REAL CHACH!!! DO YOU SEE IT ITS THE RASPBERRY ONE!!!"

-"beth your not helping right now... thats it im heading out-"

[Tom has escaped to see what the anon has stolen from his apartmenth]