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-Be my mfkn friend!!!!! *grabs you by your hair & shakes you madly*
The unbearable joy of gardening, it could be worse...
So I was getting some serious gardening done today with my brother. I don’t think there are any people who have less knowledge of plants than we do (he once managed to mould cacti, I always withered them...). So we were clearing of weeds from the herb bed, each time we found something that was not obviously grass we asked: ‘What is this? Do you know this? Is it a flower? Is it some herbal-thingy? Can you eat it? Or can I just throw it away because it’s some weeds?’ Each time the answer was: ‘I have no idea. Probably weeds. It has no blossom so...just throw it away.’ (I have a feeling we threw away way more than what was neccessary)
Then the thing happened that was bound to happen: I had an unpleasant encounter. With an earthworm. (I honestly have no problem with bugs or spiders and everything else thats crawling around but these squidgy worms or slugs....uäääääh. Don’t need to have them anywhere near me tbh) And I was like: ‘Yikes. That’s disgusting!’ And my brother just relpied: ‘Could be worse, couldn’t it? Could be a slug’ Me: ‘Yeah... still nauseating, though...’ Brother: ‘That’s probably what the earthworm is thinking too.’ Me (used to such ‘compliments’ from his side): Well, thank you... Brother (totally ignoring me): ‘It’s probably thinking: ‘Ew, human! But it could be worse. That human could be a bird or something...’
Some men are like flowers, they hold some of the most beautiful thoughts and feelings. Some women are like weeds, they look beautiful but they just want to steal your light.
Do you think dandelions are weeds?
My grandmother used to say I was growing like a weed. Maybe I'm just that; a weed, undesirable, growing in a garden full of pretty things.
Weeds Tavern on Weeds Street, Near North Side
In commemoration of MC Rota's recently released album, 7 Sins, available for free download here.
A #macro take of one of the #weeds I re-planted into my fresh-made #flowerboxes 1.5.15 #latergram (en Bornstraße)
Matthew Modine as Sullivan Groff in Weeds - Season 3, Episode 13 - Risk.
Happy 4/20 everybody!
