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Hey kid

Wanna see a fruity god emperor?

No? Too bad.

He’s essentially this big bundle of hcs + a mini au I’ve been making (basically emps comes back and Girlyman gotta show his dad around the empire)

Emp: why aren’t these inquisitors looking me in the eyes? Robby: you’re 13 feet tall and your tits out. And you’ve been ‘dead’ for a millennia and a god.

He’s learning so much about the new world he hasn’t really gotten to interact with one to one

Emps: Goodness! What a stunning little society! So advanced for such a short time! Not even psykers yet! How amazing! Emps: surly you are aiding its growth and taking advantage of trade!

Commissar: we uh hate them- because they’re uh- different? Emps: why am I not shocked?

As an extra little treat + from a convo I had with some moots, he gets alien space pigs as new sons pets now

Needed an excuse to design more primarchs for my 40k au…. Anyway hiiiiii @wyn0rrific, couldn’t stop thinking abt u when designing your pookie sooooo

Who says a bunny can’t be a wing man 😼?

He sits politely while space dad dissociates for a bit

Kinda what to do of “My Reimagined Warhammer 40k” thread which is not so much as an AU but a prototype of my 40k inspired concept with the inspirations as placeholders

Basically “What if there was clear good and evil in 40k and it was more like Space Tolkien with bits of the Ransom Trilogy and Christian Theology?”