Valentine's Week - Tumblr Posts

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because some asshole had to go executing this Saint Valentine fellow, now I've got to have a valentine's day themed science post / hero x villain horny post on my main blog every single day next week! The heck!

(they are all things that have been in my drafts for a very long time but never got posted. [ my meds have completely annihilated my sex drive so I haven't been able to write that romance some of you seem to like for months now :( ])

(then I'll get to my asks, promise!)

🫀 ->❤️?

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We evolved to be attracted to the double round shape of butts and boobs because it's an indicator of a healthy ratio of hipsize/fat/muscle.

This might also be where the traditional bi-lobed heart symbol (<3) came from. 'Cause it sure as fuck doesn’t come from the shape of the actual heart.

Someone literally just drew a minimalist representation of a woman’s clunge and said it’s the symbol of love. They even turned it upside down and said it’s a heart, an organ completely uninvolved in love.

But I know what he was doing. He tricked everyone into putting literal pornography everywhere in plain sight. Based. 

If we lived in a matriarchy all our valentine’s day cards would be cut into the shape of a dick and called a spleen.

-me

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Ravings of a Mad Scientist

Why do Humans have Such Big Boobs? (They're Not Just for Milk)

Humans are the only species whose females have enlarged breasts their whole lives after puberty. Isn't that weird?

Since Valentine's is literally just around the corner! . . . .

I have a beautiful thought about you. j

Since Valentine's is literally just around the corner! . . . .

"So it's Valentine's Day... Welp time to go and make enough Chocolate to give Wonka a Heart Attack."

Proceeds to do just that. Make enough Chocolate to feed an entire kingdom of them.

Time Skip to the very next day. Pink Bunnies and all give out chocolates like it was going out of style. Alister is seen violently shoving chocolate into mailboxes.

"Get. In. The. Box! Whew there we go. Now to give the single friends chocolate bombs in the form of chocolate rabbits... Yep this is a great idea."

"Valentine's Day Prompt. Up for any asks or RPs. Fair Warning there might be a lot of pink involved."

I know it's not so pretty okay I've been on a long break