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twst Incorrect quote #327

*MC having a nice tea time with Diasomnia*

MC: "Last night I dreamt I was a bottle of ketchup."

MC: *looks to Malleus* "And you were mustard. Which is weird cause usually you're mayonnaise in my dreams."

MC: "Why do you suppose that is?"

*Sebek looking flabbergasted, Silver barely awake, and Lilia struggling not to laugh his fangs off*

Malleus: "Everyone quiet. My child of man is telling us their wonderful dream."

Twst quotes #05

Yuu: Alright, which one of us is gonna check outside?

Ace: Not it!

Deuce: Not it!

Grim: Not it!

Yuu: … None of you are as dumb as you lead on to be.

-

Yuu: ARE YOU-

Ace: Fucking.

Yuu: KIDDING ME?! YOU-

Ace: Fucking.

Yuu: IDIOT!

Leona: … What was that?

Ace: Crewel banned Yuu from swearing, so I'm helping them out.

-

Ace: Not gonna lie, I'm kind of afraid of Kalim…

Yuu: As you should be.

Ace: No, for real, he's just really-

Yuu:As. You. Should. Be.

-

Ruggie: The results are in, I'm afraid you have updog…

Leona: What's updog?

Ruggie: Jack! Get in here, I told you I could do it!

-

Yuu, grinning: I have acquired a knife!

Crewel: Put it down Yuu.

Yuu: You have magic! I have knife. Fair trade! *sprints away*

Deuce, while studying: Huh. Did you know your skin is your biggest organ?

Ace: Pff-

Deuce: Don't you dare-

Ace: Not MY biggest organ.

MC: What the fuck you mean 'not my biggest-' liKE BRO DOES IT NOT HAVE SKIN ON IT.

Ace: MC, it's just a-

MC: IS YOUR DICK SKINLESS ACE FUCKING ANSWER THE QUESTION. SKINLESS DICK MOTHERFUCKER.

Yuu: I swear to the seven, sometimes I feel like I'm the only one here with a braincell.

Ace and Deuce: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!

Malleus: You have no idea what I'm capable of, child of man.

Yuu: Horton, don't take it personally, but I feel like I'm being threatened by a cupcake.

Yuu: Are we dating?

Ace: Ah... No?

Yuu: But you call me honey and sweetheart all the time.

Ace, panicking: Haha... Uh... I call all my friends that.

Deuce: Suuurrreee... You never call me that.

Yuu: I can't believe we're stuck in this room together!

Jade, feeding the key to Floyd: Truly unfortunate.

Yuu: I can fit my whole world in my hand.

Malleus: Child of man that is impos-

Yuu: *Cups Malleus's face*

Malleus: *blush*

Leona: Listen, kid.

Jack: Please, call me Jack.

Leona: I’d rather not. If I named you, I could get attached.

Epel: Screw lactose intolerance! I will consume as much dairy as I want!

Epel 2 hours later, crying on the floor: WHY DOES IT HURT SO MUCH?!

Ace: We can't lose. Because we have this. *points to his chest*

Yuu: We have heart?

Ace: Heart? No, me. I'm pointing at myself. I'm going to win this for us.

Deuce: I literally can't believe I let you talk me into this.

Ace: I literally said “I have an idea,” and you just went along with it without question.

Leona: I’m going to get so much done today.

Ruggie: I’ll hold you to that.

*8 hours later*

Ruggie: So how much did you get done?

Leona: One thing.

Ruggie: Well, that’s one more than usual.

Yuu: And what do we say when we want something?

Grim: Give it to me, or i will burn you to a crisp.

Yuu: *frowns at Grim*

Grim: Give it to me, or my minion will burn you to a crisp?

Yuu: *sighs*

Jack: Why are you still up?

Yuu: *in their pajamas* And why are you in my dorm this late?

Jack: Don't change the subject.

Yuu: No. YOU don't start a debate with me.

Jack: ...

Jack: *blushes and rubbs the back of his head* I've brought you some midnight snacks.

Yuu: *their mood changed quickly* Gimme!

Yuu: Ace? How did you break your leg?

Ace: *with a large cast on his leg*  Do you see those school stairs?

Yuu: ..... Yes?

Ace: I didn't.

Cater: I got you three matching bracelets, and you say I don't care about you guys. Womp, womp, womp.

Ace, Deuce, and Yuu: These are handcuffs.

Cater: Yeah, 'cause your partners in crime!

Vil: I never told you to train Yuu, I told you to protect Yuu!

Rook: Oui! Yuu's training will protect them, Roi du Poison!

Vil: But you turned Yuu into a bloody assassin!

Yuu: *has a bow and arrow aimed at Crowley through his office window as he sips tea* Assassin? I'm just making sure I survive this place.

Yuu: When I go to jail, I'm changing my name to mitochondria because -

Ace: Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell. Yea, we get it.

Cater: OMG, YUU'S A GENIUS!

Trey: Uh- but can we concentrate on the fact that they said "when" and not "if".

Malleus: *kissing the top of Yuu's head* I’m heading out. I love you.

Yuu: *with a mouthful of toast* M’kay.

Malleus: …

Malleus: I love you.

Yuu: I heard ya. *takes another bite*

Malleus: *takes the toast out of their hand and walks away*

Yuu: Mmph!

Malleus: Now we can both spend the day empty and unhappy.

Yuu: *hurrying after him* I was kidding! I love you! Malleus!!