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The idea that they just have this weird open relationship where Khadgar just doesn't care and Kalec is a k!nky ba$tard who likes magically powerful beings and also doesn't care is one of my favorite ideas.

And funny headcanon about them:

Kalec: I came here to f*ck hot people and k!ll primalists, and I'm all out of hot people.

Wrathion: Rude.

Kalec: You're 13, sit down.

Alex: You haven't slept with Khadgar. *Clearly vying for his affection*

Nozdormu: ARE YOU B L I N D?!

Alexstrasza: Khadgar isn't gay!

Thrall: Isn't he bi?

Chromie: No I think he's gay. Good on Kalec for managing to bag the only sane person here!

Turalyon: I'm sorry, it's suddenly news that Khadgar is gay?

Everyone other than Kalec, the Sons of Lothar, and Medivh: YES!

Kalec and Khadgar: *Left with Wrathion to fight Primalists immediately after Kalec's last quote*

do people ship kalecgos and khadgar? cuz like, they should

i googled it and looked through tags on here and everything and like— all that i found at all was 4 fics on ao3 and NOTHING else.

THAT IS CRIMINAL!

two cute magic nerds in love, nothing better than that! this ship should be so popular wtf

I was just informed Llane Wrynn and Howard Stark have the same actor. This makes Medivh also Bucky Barnes, Lothar becomes Steve Rodgers (That checks out)...

Additionally, this makes Turalyon become John Walker, which is a bad look. Khadgar is Peggy, and Danath Trollbane is Sam Wilson.

The Motto of the Sons of Lothar is 'What Turalyon Doesn't Know Can't Hurt Him'

Khadgar is f*cking Illidan? Turalyon doesn't need to know.

Alleria is in direct contact with the Void Lords, who go against everything Turalyon believes in? Turalyon doesn't need to know.

Danath set the house on fire? Turalyon doesn't need to know.

Kurdan tried to tame a Draenei? Turalyon doesn't need to know.

Khadgar is possessed? Turalyon does indeed need to know, but we won't tell him.

Alleria's family opened the realms of death? Turalyon absolutely needs to know, but he won't find out until the very last minute.

Danath has been dead for years? Turalyon really ought to know, but he won't.

Kurdan succeeded in taming a demon? We had Khadgar wipe Turalyon's memory of the event!

Warcraft Men and How Much I'd Trust Them With My Drink

Khadgar: 10/10. He would put a ward on it. He would be so good with holding people's drinks. He has a lot of experience from holding Medivh's drinks.

Anduin Lothar: 6/10. He won't p0ison me, but he might drink it, or if he's already drunk he'll drop it.

Llane Wrynn: 9/10. He's a very nice man and he won't p0ison me, but he's not very good at seeing when people aren't actually good people (Looking at you, Sargeras in Medivh)

Medivh: 7.5/10. I trust MEDIVH with my drink. I do not trust Sargeras with my drink. Also I feel the need to mention that Medivh is amazing and I love him.

Belo'vir Salonar: 8/10. He's a very nice man but he has a small tendency to a$$a$$inate people.

Rommath: 8/10. Same reasons as Belo'vir.

Gul'dan: -10/10. I will hand him a glass of champaign. I will get the bl00d of Mannoroth.

Illidan: 5/10. I leave for two minutes and he's drunk flirting with a completely uninterested Khadgar.

Anduin Wrynn: 3/10. He'll get k1dnapp3d while I'm gone.

Mathias Shaw: 0/10. He's gonna see the chance to 0ff me and take it. I love him tho.

Flynn Fairwind: 2/10. He'll drop it because he's wast3d.

Genn Greymane: 0/10. I get a bad vibe from him. I don't know why.

Wrathion: 7/10. I love the boy, but he's an idiot who makes terrible decisions. Still better than Sabellian for Aspect, though.

Nielas Aran: 10/10. One of the few people who actually cared about Medivh, and that's all I need to say.

Moroes: 10/10. See Nielas' answer.

Edwin Vancleef: 8/10. I don't work for the Kingdom of Stormwind so we're all good.

Durotan: 9/10. I just get chill vibes from him.

Thrall: 5.5/10. He's probably h1gh as ba||s.

Halduron Brightwing: 5/10. Manwh0r3.

Lor'themar Theron: 3/10. I don't like him. He should listen to Rommath more.

Baine Bl00dhoof: 7/10. He seems nice but is not particularly effective.

Orgrim Doomhammer: 1/10. No.

Velen: 10/10. Will see if someone is going to p0ison me and stop them.

Turalyon: 0/10. I get suuuuper sketchy vibes from him. I think he's in a cu|t.

Malygos: 7/10 pre-insanity, 4/10 mid-insanity, 0/10 post-insanity. I play a mage. He seems sweet before he goes crazy, and when he's crazy he's a giant spider.

Kalecgos: 9/10. Will find a powerful mage and sleep with them immediately, somehow managing to keep my drink in his hand the entire time. I like him.

Nozdormu: Yes/10. He will put it in a pocket dimension.

Murozond: See Nozdormu.

Magni Bronzebeard: 10/10. I f*cking love this guy.

Brann Bronzebeard: 8/10. Easily distracted by shiny objects.

This got way too long, so I'm gonna have to stop here.