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《《 not much but here's a dabi playlist ---
• follow (the playlist), reblog and likes are very much appreciated.
• artist present in the playlist: simple plan, twenty one pilots, zayn, and many more
• shiggy's playlist with gojo's playlist will be posted nextweek uwu
• perfect when you're on a dabi lockdown
• or when reading reader insert fic
• or you just hate enji
• or you just love dabs
Todofamily if Rei got a divorce part 1- (part 2)
Todofamily if Rei got a divorce part 2 (part 1)
Hawks: You know, most people are usually impressed when meeting the number two hero
Dabi: Most people don’t know you very well then. You’re like a little China doll
Hawks: Pretty and smooth?
Dabi: Hollow on the inside
Hawks: is it just me, or do you also have the irrational fear of one day looking in the mirror and your reflection is doing something different?
Dabi: or yknow, you could just have normal irrational fears like thinking a serial killer is out to get you when you dip your head under the sink
Keigo: Does Heroing count as exercising regularly?
Touya: Wtf are you talking about
Keigo: It says here that exercising regularly is the first step to physical self-care
Touya: What.
Touya: Wait is that a self-help page? On wikihow???
Keigo: Uhhhh “New year; new me”?
Touya: Yeah well, maybe start with Not Being Awake at 4 in the fUCking morning
Keigo: You spared me, now I’m your problem
Touya: What? Aren’t you supposed to be grateful or something instead?
Keigo: Nope
Keigo: The omniscient author tried to end me and now you’re about to find out why
Touya: wanna stir some shit up?
Keigo: No????
Touya: ok
Touya: wanna talk about tfw even your forms of escapism and side hustles and not-exactly-hobbies have been fully expended so you’re left with the bleak emptiness of life instead?
Keigo:
Keigo: You know, I heard Endeavor is particularly flammable this time of year
When I say I want dabihawks whump, what I mean is I want Hawks to randomly FaceTime Dabi in the following scenario
Hawks: heyyyyyyyy Hot stuff
Dabi: Hawks???
Hawks: s-sorry. But I think- I think I might need some help
Dabi: Hawks??????
Hawks: ‘s jus’ a small scratch. But I can’t-
Dabi: Hawks??
Dabi: Hawks!
Dabi: Shit that’s a lot of blood
Dabi: You know bones are supposed to be inside your fucking body right?
Dabi: I’m on my way birdie, hang in there
Touya: I want you to either hug me or punch me very hard
Keigo: ,,,,, c’mere
Touya: *is trying to open a door*
Touya: *gets increasingly frustrated*
Touya: *starts shaking the door aggressively*
Keigo: *wheezes*
Touya: F YOU WHAT IS THIS ENHANCED SECURITY
Keigo: it’s- it’s a sliding door
Touya: You’re telling me that you waited a whole minute for two people to get to the elevator, and they ended up not even needing the elevator
Keigo: Yeah…..
Touya: You’re an idiot
Keigo: Hey- I mean, they could’ve just been slow. Or assholes
Touya: Yeah well, you should’ve been a fast asshole
Touya: Hey bird brain, why do you always wear the same thing?
Keigo: What, you don’t wash your clothes?
Touya: Fair enough
Keigo: *has not, in fact, washed his clothes*
Touya: *owns six of the same outfit*
Keigo: *walks into a room*
Keigo: *immediately walks back out*
Touya: Was there a huge ass bug in there
Keigo: No
Touya: .. where there other people in there
Keigo: Yeah :”D
This is awesome 🥰💕😎
Night Patrols
Til the clouds turn gold and purple again.
Touya: Despite everything I've done, I still want to be a hero.
President Hawks: okay, let's get you a suit. I don't mind if you design your suit. You slayed in your villain costume. Pun intended.
Everyone else: ...So this is who we work for now.
Happy Birthday to Dabi and poor hawks. But it was his idea in the first place.
Happy birthday dabi~
Touya died…and Dabi was born.
Awww.....this is so cute.
what could have been
