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God... These are getting really snug.
Muscle daddy to the MAX
This was my costume for a LARP I played in back in November. The game was set in a post-apocalyptic corporate-nation-state-dystopian Small Town Texas. The working tagline while it was being written was apparently “Assless Chaps,” and the aesthetic had a heaping helping of My Chemical Romance’s Danger Days added in. So that’s what I made.
For the chaps I used some black motorcycle leather I’d ordered on a whim over a year ago and hadn’t used much from. (Basically it’s a rather thick and heavy garment leather.) They’re fastened up the sides with a whole bunch of snaps. (Also there’s a riveted seam below the knees because I didn’t have contiguous pieces of leather that were quite big enough for the whole thing.) I made them tight enough that I’m not even sure I could fit them over a pair of pants. Problem?
The hat I lettered/painted myself, I’ll post that separately shortly.
The vest I did not make, sadly.
All in all I was quite happy with this project. I’m kind of sad to be mostly out of the motorcycle leather now. I enjoyed making stuff with it, even if it was solely for myself.
Chris never actually played on the team. He just liked wearing the uniform. For whatever reason, no one ever questioned it. So he carried on with that fine ass of his. You go Chris!
Fall is jodhpur, boots and sweater weather.
Jodhpurs by Kerrits, turtleneck sweater by Body C, leather buckle gloves by Wilsons and rubber rain boots by Hunter.
Red satin halter blouse by Lady B Wear, white jodhpurs by Kerrits, wide belt by Grace Karin, leather buckle gloves by Wilsons, and red rubber rain boots by Elis.
Jodhpurs by Devon-Aire, white blouse and waist cincher by Lip Service, leather buckle gloves by Wilsons, and leather boots by Frye.
White jodhpurs by Kerrits, leather corset by Alter Ego and over the knee boots by Franco Sarto.
Jodhpurs by Devon-Aire, waist cincher by Lip Service, blouse by Gothic Revival, leather finger-less opera gloves by RZ Bohemia and leather rear zipper boots by Frye.
Lace up leather pants by Allure, white tank top by Cip Seck and shiny leopard pumps by Elizabeth Lang.
Lace up leather pants by Allure, white tank top by Cip Seck and shiny leopard pumps by Elizabeth Lang.
Red vinyl Freddy style jeans by Seasum, sheer wet look top by Go Jane and over the knee boots by Franco Sarto.
Leather leggings by Avanti, ruffle blouse by Newport News, leather gloves by Wilsons, and two-tone leather boots by Victoria's Secret.
Leather corset by Alter Ego, Heroine Sport "Power Pants" and rubber heeled boots by Hunter.
Jesus christ man, this is getting ridiculous. You’ve absolutely ballooned this time. Gotten absolutely lazy and over indulgent and your jiggling gut is proof.