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Not him tho
Funniest shit I've ever edited lol
Fuck it, the Avisos boys as cucumbers
Beelzebub is a Marketmore 76, the quintessential cucumber. You acquire a whole bunch of them aaaaand they're gone (to mold).
Bael is a Boston pickling cucumber, very crisp, takes spices very well. Also has several flavors of psychological trauma.
Naberius is an Armenian yard-long cucumber. Knows the secrets of the universe, easily digestible (those two things are unrelated).
Stolas is a Richmond green apple cucumber. He's just a little guy. Just a little war criminal. Bit thin-skinned. Vibes of a Cancer (astrological).
And finally, Amon is a lemon cucumber. Kinda wanna throw him, kinda wanna shove him in my mouth whole. Would confuse the shit out of your grandmother. Probably tastes great if you can find one.
All of them when they see [you]
Average ship war between the MC fanbase
*Paimon posted an edit of MC and Satan*
Paimon: They are the cuteeeeeeest!!!! Can't wait to see them kisssssss <3
*Gamigin and 3 others disliked that*
Gamigin: Actually, His Majesty Lucifer kissed them before. Plus, MC just went on a romantic date with him, he's clearly their favourite!
Paimon: Satan was the first demon that met MC, they're clearly closer togetherrrrr
Eligos: His Majesty Mammon is greacious enough to let MC live in other countries, but after all the contracts are broken, they'll move to Tartaros and marry him.
Gamigin: You guys are stupid! Who do you think heals all of MC's wounds, huh? Can his majesty Satan or Mammon fix broken bones or internal bleeding? I doupt they even know what hydrochloric acid even is?
Paimon: Now you're just rudeeeeee
Gamigin: Plus, his Majesty Satan is too short to be MC's type
Paimon: Check your dms
Eligos: If MC likes them tall, then clearly Mammon would be a perfect fit for them
Foras: Actually, Glasylabolas is taller
Eligos: I am in your walls
Foras: 😨
Dantalian: Fuck all of you roughly with a chainsaw, his majesty Asmodeus is the only king in hell that deserves MC's attention
Amon: You know, trying to bait death threats is very obvious
Dantalian: Hey! I still think Asmodeus would form a great couple with MC
Amon: Of course he would, he falls for every human with a pulse
Dantalian: Says the bootlicker of the eon. You were born kissing his majesty Beelzebub's ass
Amon: I wish
Dantalian: I hate you so much
*Paimon disabled comments on this post*
I’m actively watching the stream, I saw Baldrinder and you mentioned him meeting Narinder and I just had to
Reddit how do I explain to kitty God that I made a hairless, two eyed bald version of him and I'm trying to keep him alive as long as possible so the mimic doesn't die and my God would have to see this dollar store copy of himself pop into the afterlife before I yank him back out. How do I explain that