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GIVEN the complete lack of reaction from one edmundo diaz about both the "hot chicks" line and closet space joke, let's all live in a world for a moment where for the 2-3 weeks he and tommy had been hanging out, tommy was dropping pretty obvious hints that he's gay, each and every one of which sailed peacefully over eddie's head. walk with me:

eddie: buck just doesn't get mma, he called it "sweaty men fighting each other half naked"

tommy: half naked sweaty men do feature pretty prominently in my interests

eddie's internal monologue: huh i guess he does more than just muay thai. maybe he'd teach me judo?

slutty cookie monster

adhd gym bro

castiel cosplay

gay lumberjack

[the intimate scene in the fanfiction where my lover kisses each of my scars as I whisper what each is from]

"Fell down the stairs. Mosquito bite I scratched too much. Cardboard box cut. Burned on a tiki-themed appetizer tray. Mosquito bite I scratched too much. Oven rack. Mosquito bite I scratched too much. Mosquito bite I scratched too much. Mosquito b - "

laughing at the thought of this dumb headcanon idea